I wouldn't be mad, it'd probably hurt my feelings a little bit tbh. I mean you dragged me out here in some orcs nest and now you're talking shit to me like I'm supposed to know?
>like I'm supposed to know?
I like the idea Gandalf assumed all hobbits had plot armor or were useful then seethes at his own bad call bringing along some useless stoners.
I don't think so, I forget now, keep in mind in the books there are years if not decades of gaps between Bilbo fricking off and then Frodo fricking off.
Also, Pippin was kind of a frick up sometimes, but Merry was resourceful and helped them prepare to escape Shire.
>Realistically speaking, how do you answer without sounding mad...?
What do you mean? There's no response necessary. If I were Pippin right there, I'd put my head down and take the riot act being read to me by gandolf. I'm not moronic, but I'd like to think that if I were, I'd at least be smart enough to know I'm moronic. If I'm in a dark and spooky cave with a bunch of dead orcs and dwarves all over the place, dude I'm not touching fricking anything at all, you never know what kind of diseases or magical curses or whatever you could come into contact with. Frick that. Gandalf is a literal wizard and he's super wise and smart, when he says jump, I ask how high, no questions asked. I'm not gonna be doing stupid shit to piss him off.
Also, we're in the remnants of a huge epic battle, and on one side was Gimli's cousin. I'm not gonna be disrespecting their corpses by putting my moron hands all over them, right in front of Gimli as he's being mind broken by his cousin's moonlit grave. That'd be so God damn disrespectful, I'm cringing just thinking about it. Touching some brave warrior's corpse as one of your fiends is in pieces, bawling his eyes out. I might be moronic but I'm not heartless.
gay of a wizard
Don't think he'll really consider it an insult tb h
GANDALF OF MANY COLORS!
In the hindsight, Lee should have been Gandalf and Mckellen Sauronman.
I think Lee was already quite fragile back then, Ian could still move around.
>calling an isitari a gay to his face
that takes some balls
"OK, boomer"
I wouldn't say anything, I'd simply ponder the implications
Dumbledore called
>"Gandalf the white, more like Gandalf the fool!"
I love to quote that line
>walk away muttering
>who's the dickhead that forgot the password lol
I wouldn't be mad, it'd probably hurt my feelings a little bit tbh. I mean you dragged me out here in some orcs nest and now you're talking shit to me like I'm supposed to know?
>like I'm supposed to know?
I like the idea Gandalf assumed all hobbits had plot armor or were useful then seethes at his own bad call bringing along some useless stoners.
Why did he bring them? Aren't they also teenagers in Hobbit years?
I don't think so, I forget now, keep in mind in the books there are years if not decades of gaps between Bilbo fricking off and then Frodo fricking off.
Also, Pippin was kind of a frick up sometimes, but Merry was resourceful and helped them prepare to escape Shire.
cope
>Said Gandalf the Fool.
What about the next line where he tells Pippin to fricking kill himself lol
kys
t.Gendalf
Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!
>KWAB
Gandalf the grey? Gandalf the fool.
>was that the password to Moria, ya dumb pipe wizard?
>Realistically speaking, how do you answer without sounding mad...?
What do you mean? There's no response necessary. If I were Pippin right there, I'd put my head down and take the riot act being read to me by gandolf. I'm not moronic, but I'd like to think that if I were, I'd at least be smart enough to know I'm moronic. If I'm in a dark and spooky cave with a bunch of dead orcs and dwarves all over the place, dude I'm not touching fricking anything at all, you never know what kind of diseases or magical curses or whatever you could come into contact with. Frick that. Gandalf is a literal wizard and he's super wise and smart, when he says jump, I ask how high, no questions asked. I'm not gonna be doing stupid shit to piss him off.
Also, we're in the remnants of a huge epic battle, and on one side was Gimli's cousin. I'm not gonna be disrespecting their corpses by putting my moron hands all over them, right in front of Gimli as he's being mind broken by his cousin's moonlit grave. That'd be so God damn disrespectful, I'm cringing just thinking about it. Touching some brave warrior's corpse as one of your fiends is in pieces, bawling his eyes out. I might be moronic but I'm not heartless.
How else are you supposed to find rare loot?
Gandalf the grey? More like Gandalf the gay.
Frick off, lanklet
>*cling clang*
>fool of a took
>you led us here
>you joined us
AUGHT NEED MORE TIME!
I’d send a carrier pigeon to Saruman stating that Gandalf is racist towards Orcs and he’ll be kicked out of the wizard order.
>quickly grab the stuff back from Gandalf
>yell 'TOOK OFF A FOOL'
Heh
>throw him down the well
>his screams attract the orcs down
>have enough time to frick off hopefully
>Took one to know one!
heh
sneed
Know your place
sickest burn of the third age
>You oughta know, sweetie.
>Not my problem
But I will be mad if someone called me fool of a Took...
>Kill Pippin, you fools!
Cuck of a buck!
Why was Gandalf so fricking rude???
Surrounded by manlets
you stink of prostitutes