I mean he's literally just a man in a mask on Halloween. There's no way to tell if he's real or a troll. Meanwhile he's nearly indestructible and hyper stealthy as well.
Realistically speaking, how do you stop him without Prep?
I mean he's literally just a man in a mask on Halloween. There's no way to tell if he's real or a troll. Meanwhile he's nearly indestructible and hyper stealthy as well.
>without prep
Why would not taking HIV antiretroviral pills affect anything?
Came here to ask this question. Goddamn tubi and their fag enabling adverts.
I literally can't watch this movie after learning that it was filmed in the summer in California. It's so obvious but the direction was so good it fooled me for years
shoot him till he’s stunned, then dismember him
I would bump his mask so it hurts his nose, then powerbomb him into that bush
00 buckshot to the face. He's not a supernatural force in the first few movies. He gets shot and runs away. Then in the second movie he gets shot more, then blown up and burned to death. Ending of part 2 was supposed to be Michael Meyers' end. They had to make him some supernatural force in subsequent movies just to justify his coming back.
>Shoot him
>Turns out it was just Ben Tramer
Good work retard. Now you're going to get locked up.
theres no way a man would just take 6 revolver shots in the lungs, head and walk it off lol Mikey was always a supernatural force.
they only made him temporally mortal at 2 but the whole Thorn plot is that he cannot die although he gets rid of the curse at the end of 6
I just use a stronger gun then, the kind you see blow the tops of people’s heads off and not just a small exit hole
Good luck walking when your entire body has been reduced to a vague boneless jelly across the sidewalk.
cant really walk around with a barett .50
Honestly any rifle would do. Trick is to shoot his kneecaps once he’s down. After he’s physically immobilised then you can take your time splattering his brains.
I miss Hilda
Damn same. I heard they’re making a S3 in December
In the first movie he should have been dead and survived. In the second movie he brushed into a glass door and it immediately exploded.
I actually have a genius idea. You will need a machete or an ax for this to work.
Ok so, once he’s chasing you, run to the nearest track field. Do laps on the track while yelling and screaming for help. The entire time; keep jogging around the track while ensuring Michael is far enough behind you. Once someone hears you and law enforcement eventually arrives, they’ll shoot Michael enough to temporarily subdue him. Once he’s down, you gotta take off his head with the machete. He ain’t getting back up if you remove the head.
>starts walking the other direction, meeting you in the middle
yikes
top kek
>you're about to cleave his head off with the machete
>you hear someone toss a small rock behind you
>you turn around
>nothing there
>turn back towards Michael's corpse
>he's gone
a gun
not being completely retard with said gun
aim for spine and head
know he had to do it to em
I would marry a giant 6'3 Scandinavian transvestite and depend on her for protection.
notice all the Americans in this thread saying they'd shoot him. The same people that wouldn't know what to do if they didn't have a gun at hand.
>6'4 lunatic with a knife
go ahead and get stabbed trying to pretend youre joe rogan yuropoor
I would listen to him, because that’s what noone else did.
>kills normies having sex
Not a single one of you have anything to worry about.
>entire town of Americans gangs up to kill Jason
>only like 1 or 2 of them had any gun, rest were swinging household objects
Most unrealistic thing I’ve ever seen, 0/10
its shit ass illinois
I would listen to what he has to say and that's what no one did.
I probably wouldn't be out on Halloween to get in the situation. So he would have to be in my property and I would shoot any adult on my property in a mask or not. No kids trick or treat in my rural area so kids wouldn't be on my property either but I suppose if Michael were a midget he might catch me by surprise.
>guy levels a police station
>I WILL JUST SHOOT HIM WITH MUH GUN
Why are Southerners like this?
Plot armor doesn’t affect we real people, who have enough brains on our heads to see you can just shoot him in the legs and he’s done for.
Or just in the head. A rifle shot will blow the skull right off his neck.
Are you retarded? Do you know how many people tried to just shoot Micheal Myers? He'll just turn the corner and disappear. That or just trick you into killing someone else.
Trick me how nigga? Can’t exactly turn a corner when he ain’t got no legs no more.
Did you watch any of the movies? He will barely feel your bullets and the gun nuts like you always end up killing some random person.
Doesn’t have to feel shit, a rifle bore will blow his leg or his skull clean off.
Big difference between a small pistol firing into the lungs of someone who doesn’t breathe anymore, and a rifle that can and will destroy and explode and vaporise any bodypart its aimed vaguelly towards.
Dude needs a body to exist, and my gun can destroy every bone in his body.
doesnt need to, you retard homosexual
its a gun, theyre literally made for killing people, especially useful for killing a homicidal maniac
one 55 grain bullet ripping through his spine will paralyze him and shut down his CNS, one in his leg will rip out that homosexual "shape" myers's femoral artery and he'll bleed out in a minute
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Is what happens to his skull
We know gun nuts. Just shoot him bro. There's literally NOTHING that can go wrong.
>identify lunatic
>shoot lunatic
cry more homosexual
lmao, that's in south pas. i go running by it very frequently. amazing how many cringeworthy redditors stopped by to take pictures.
I would ask him to stop because that's what no one did
by owning a gun and keeping it loaded
I wouldn't try to stop him, I would listen. And that's what no one did
Grenade, Molotov
Jigsaw traps. Which is was she does in the last movie.
You can't stop him even with prep