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Realistically speaking, what are the chances that he's still alive?
4
Chances a spider is responsible
5
Coyote*
Imo, a man who could mog homies when he had a massively receding hairline in his mid 30s could probably survive out in the wilderness indefinitely
0
It's just a case of if they ever find any remains
kino hair
Is this the famous chad embrace I keep hearing about?
Unironically, yes
He's the spider scientist from Arachnophobia
Yep
Imagine being Francisco Lachowski, and then hitting your 30s and scampering for a hair-transplant during COVID while you get mogged into the ground by a Bri'ish character actor who went from Chad to Custodian Ascend
He looks like a warrior elf.
>that piece of shit hair
I'd escape too
Men who go missing have almost always just suicides.
some are actually quite unjust
>Men who go missing have almost always just suicides.
Maybe in Europe or Asia; but in the Americas and Africa? Too many psychopaths. I hope he's found soon, and that he's living his best survivalist life.
unironically rooting for Warlock purely for the fact if he turns up alive the movie of this will be absolute kino, best case scenario is he stumbled across another lost hiker, battled him/her to the death and harvested succulent human flesh from the remains
TAKE MAPS NOT VAX
kinda zero.
if he died instantly while mountaineering i deem his death based, but if suffered for like 12 hours or more i judge it cringe.
Broke his ankle and died of thirst and exposure
its improbable tho, in this case im guessing he would called someone, no way he left home without a phone or something.
another anon said he was very likely hit by an avalanche.
His phone was still moving two days after he went missing. Unless a bear carried him off somewhere to eat, he was alive for at least a while after going missing.
why wouldnt he call anyone when moving around in an emergency?
doesnt make sense.
The only thing I can imagine is that his signal wasn't good enough to make a call or send a text but it could still receive a ping from a cell tower, since those only give you a rough estimate of where someone is. It's definitely bizarre though.
>His phone was still moving two days after he went missing.
They reported that was a mistake on their part. The traveling information that they were looking at had a delay and in fact it wasn't moving two days after he went missing.
Ah thanks for clearing that up. All the news stories I saw were the original info which never made much sense to me.
To give a bit more info, a few other people went missing around the same time he did. They found one dead and one alive. The one they found dead was after a week and the one they found alive had been missing for 2 weeks.
i wish this guy the best, but it doesnt look good.
i mean getting water is no problem up there, but food will be a big one and not eating for awhile + the weather up there will weaken you considerably.
He was rescued by a mysterious indigenous tribe and is currently being treated by their shaman, don't be surprised if he shows up with a restored hairline.
>Sands
>hair transplant
Blasphemy. Like the vampire Kain, he evolved past the need for a typical hairline
Coming in second would be David Hyde Pierce
Replying with dubs to this post so meme magic may do its thing
More likely they are shaving the rest of it off
He's the villain from Jackie Chan adventures
Another missing 411 case , he is with the cryptid's now.
Bye paudies book
Stop. It’s too early for this shit.
XD
I saw this one doc where he straight-faced told TWO separate, desperate groups of people looking for their loved ones that it was possible they fell through a portal into another dimension. Every bit of credibility he had is gone. Legacy? Torched.
Well it is *possible*
like its possible that youre a well liked guy with a huge dick, hot wife and 100k/year job?
yeah i guess everything is then.
However unlikely, lol yes. Good science, anon. Truly.
Both cases were likely where the person missing fell somehow. One guy seemingly disappeared on the side of a snowy Cali mountain. I’m guessing he fell into a crevasse and was immediately covered in snow.
The next was a guy hiking up the side of a ridge. They’re talking about portals and the whole time I’m steady thinking, “that’s less than 3ft wide of walking surface positioned over a 250ft+ drop AND its on loose scree. That dude tripped and fell.”
>”Is it possible a portal opened up and swallowed him?” the narration asks.
Guy had been missing for 7 years…
His family looked desperate, lost, and his son, now a young man, at one point broke down crying.
I looked it up later, some dude had hiked the bottom of the canyon (he wasn’t supposed to be there per the rules) and found the tattered clothes and bones of that families Father.
411 guy had his chance to BE this guy. To rationally go, “frick this television show. Your husband / Dad is down there in hat canyon somewhere, and I’m going to find him for you.”
Instead, he chose money.
Guess he needed a kitchen remodel.
>Mount Baldy
>To conquer Baldy, you must *become* Baldy.
dick status?
sanded off
I refer you to the bathing scene in a room with a view for further investigation.
I can't imagine how sad and horrified his israeli wife must be feeling right now. I wish I was there to comfort her.
RIP
Another victim of THEM
The Mole People?
Probably.
>waltuh
Wait … come again?
They're tracking you at every moment of every hour.
He didn't read the weather forecast and went hiking just hours before that area was hit by hard rain for the first time in years. I called it since day 1. He's dead and stuck in mud. They'll find his body in a few months to years.
Congrats on cracking the case, detective anon!
I live in southern gaygofornia for work, the day he went missing, that area got 6" of rain in a few hours. If he was hiking in the dirt trails of Mt. Baldy, he was inundated with rain and ankle deep in mud within minutes, and by the hour was up he'd be knee deep in mud and whatever shit got washed up with it, rocks, roots, the works. When it hasn't rained in a long time, and it rains alot very suddenly, shit gets fricked up real quick.
I can't remember if it was on here or Cinemaphile but literally like a day or two before this story hit the news an anon told a greentext joke where he shot and killed a random hiker out in the middle of nowhere and hid the body off the trail...
You’re trolling, right?
O_o
No
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/179317908/#179320438
The area's not that remote, but it's probably packed in with snow after the bad weather in the area recently.
Good views from the peak.
He's been in 154 productions. He was great in Rose Red and an obscure werewolf movie called Romasanta, where he played a devilish and twisted character.
Whoa, I’ll check it out.
Holy shit i just discovered this guy from leaving Las Vegas just yesterday. I thought he was a slavic guy because of his role until I looked him up and found out he was a brit. But happened did he go missing or something ?
I had never heard of him, but then by coincidence 2 or 3 days after this news I watched Naked Lunch.
>the Ori priest in Stargate
>Jor El in Smallville
Probably his only roles that I could recall
For me he’s THAT GUY
Warlock and Arachnaphobia almost propelled him to A-list but the lawsuit and general negativity around the film Boxing Helena might have derailed things.
Hoping he is found alive along with his hiking partner.
Killing Fields too. Suspect he's (was) one of those guys happy for steady work, not bothered about being a huge star. Plus he doesn't really have the look for a hero, he's always going to be the villain or character guy
Pretty high considering he's got the full support of the Ori
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