Realistically speaking, what are your odds of getting a gf your own age when you look like this?

Realistically speaking, what are your odds of getting a gf your own age when you look like this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAH GAWD

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if you care if she looks like that too

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i look like this minus the cowboy hat, and im swimming in MILF pussy! old ladies like us big boys!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically he could lose all his problems in under a year if he cleans his diet and gyms 3 times a week or just does pushups before bed.

    Then lose the hat, tuck out the shirt and roll up his sleeves at least re fashion.

    Retake high school exams, literally just wake up at 6am and study with textbook until 8am bro its high school

    Enrol on a university degree in a years time and he's just another 20-something guy

    He also needs to find God through the Catholic Church to save his soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was a pedophile who said he wasn't "motivated" to do anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously Sheriff Hanson didn’t even give him a chance to redeem himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 hours of study a day will help you learn calculus and graduate with a useful degree.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You build up from 2 hours. But this is in addition to his classes. For High School level academics this is seriously not a tall order. I'm amazed at how easy high school level math is to me looking back at it having not studied it for 6 years when before I would have found it impossible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what country you are in but here in america if you lose a couple of years in high school for any reason you have to get a ged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aaand for all of that he gets a fat ugly whalehog and he's become a woman in practice and theory with all this bullshit. You and all your ilk grifting men into mental anguish need to die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But won't he feel much better about himself for being skinny and having a job/useful skills?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I immediately disregard ESL posts like this. If you’re not from the USA, anything you’ve ever posted on Cinemaphile is irrelevant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be quiet coward.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Higher than finding a gf 20 years younger.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty high, so long as you have realistic standards.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your age? Very low. Younger? Very high.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter if you get enough money, no point in trying to be the fuccboi, you should aspire to become the fat bastard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, it used to be men = power, women = looks. But incels are homosexuals and internalized women thinking, muh jaws muh height b***h just make money.
      >but I'm a neet, what's the point of working if I don't have a girlfriend
      You find a job to find a girlfriend not the opposite
      >but it's unfair, gender equality
      Feminism lied, the world still works the same way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. betabux pajeet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to marry them

          >You find a job to find a girlfriend
          When you put it like that, being a NEET with a massive collection of Fleshlights for every occasion doesn't sound so bad

          I agree it's a peaceful life but it has its limitations, and since neets keep complaining about not having girlfriends when they don't have anything to offer. I'm neeting right now and it's awful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You find a job to find a girlfriend
        When you put it like that, being a NEET with a massive collection of Fleshlights for every occasion doesn't sound so bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Money doesn't mean shit, it's face+attitude until you're a multimillionaire
        I made $200K this year and I get less and worse pussy than when I was a broke 20 yo because I have a good face but hoeflation made it irrelevant

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reason it's entrapment and a victimless crime is because literally no woman of any age 0-100 would date this guy, and he gets humiliated and perhaps put in jail for a crime that would never happen in reality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fat frick needed to be taught a lesson, and part of that lesson should have included jail time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show up for dicky
      >also get busted for having CP on your phone and computer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which he immediately confessed to, even though he was the son of the cop and should have known better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what the parents of these younger guys feel when they find out their kid is a degenerate who tried to meet up with a kid for sex

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mom thinks I look at CP. I didn't want to sound incest-y by telling her I'm only attracted to older women so I just told her I'm asexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus just find a mid gf your age and introduce her so she stops asking herself every day where she fricked up with you. Do it for her.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i dated a petite flat chested 5 foot tall asian girl for 5 years, met her when she was 18 and I was 21. People gave me looks, probably thought i was a pedophile, didnt/dont care lol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should have just told her you love wiener because there's nothing wrong with MILFs
              Fricking MILFs I should say, dating one would bring up awkward shit if you have family

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hansen, you ain't got a Cow's sense of this situation here. You see, I'm the one with the equalizer. You ain't nary a rod. You best be ready to paint your nose with old scratch, because you'll be making tracks to the bone orchard soon enough. Now, where's your slummy? It's hot as a prostitutehouse on nickel-night and I'm sharp-set. This thumb buster is up to snuff and wolfish so HAND HER OVER!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snub nosed revolver are anachronistic to the old west. Also, where did you learn so much cowboy vernacular?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ChatGPT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah huh.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But honestly, she was cute as a button.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yer days are numbered, Sheriff Hansen
    >DRAW!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most hilarious part of that episode is when he reaches in his back pocket to throw the wallet on the countertop and Hansen's life flashes before his eyes.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old is this guy?
    Almost every gf I've ever had has been within 2-3 years of me but I never looked like that dude

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34 and I just started dating a 20 year old with DDs and shes skinny. Idk what to tell you, you have to work on yourself. I also paint 40k models, and watch anime, so you can't blame it on that either.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I way significantly more than this and I found a gf on a feedee/feeder site. She’s really hot but I have to eat a ton to get her going.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are any of the girls on those sites cute? Getting a gf and tons of free food sounds too good, there's got to be a catch.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happens unfortunately. It's not a case of there is someone for everyone, just that some people are desperate. Fat people should live in shame as monsters who never go out. America makes the worst people think they are entitled to everything.

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