Realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd simply call it correctly.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    while the coin was mid air I'd draw my revolver (im 100% accurate at 100 yards) and blow this fricko back to kingdom come. I'd put him with the rest of the bodies for those losers who dared to mess with me. The local news paper would call me a hero, again.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start mimicking anton chigurh in a mocking way

    anton: call it

    me: caaaaaall it ehhhhhhhuuhhh....

    anton: why did you say that?

    me: why did you say that ehhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuhh....

    anton: stop copying me

    me: stop coyping me ehhhhhhhhhuuuuhhh...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pull him in for a kiss.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    out autism him.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pull out the shotgun. if he lunges at you, kill him and say he was attacking you. if he runs/leave immediately call the cops on him and hope that i scared him enough or was joking about coming to my house and kill me. make sure my dogs and alert and healthy. buy a goose. sleep lightly a couple nights with a shotgun in case he comes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he escaped, he will 100% come back for you. That's the entire point of his character. You'd also need more defenses then just alert animals to keep him at bay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd buy 14 dogs and set them up around the perimeter. if he can get through 14 big bad dogs I'll already have thrown a grenade near him

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You pull the firearm you keep for these things and shoot that fricking Hispanic until he's a bleeding mess on the floor. What the frick do you think you're supposed to do, b***h?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's Texas. He's a small town business owner on a road in the middle of nowhere. The chances of him not having a good for Coyotes are 0%.
      He could've shot Chigurh just for looking at him funny and the cops would've taken his side.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Frick you going to do, dora the explorer looking ugly fricker?"
    Then i wouldn't even wait for him to answer and id pop his kneecaps with the shotgun i have under the counter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fr and then pull the lever releasing the trap door he's standing on

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start crying and ask if he'll let me go if I suck his dick. I look slightly feminine so I might get away with it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pathetic failure of a man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a joke. but you're right, I should've just ego posted about how actually I'd use my knowledge of anime to defeat him in a 1v1 karate duel. dumb Black person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your brand of emasculated self-depreciation went out of date in 2014.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have a single fact to back that up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even in a fantasy hypothetical situation, you cannot envision a scenario in which you are able to achieve victory and defer to submission.
          That is beyond pathetic. You genuinely deserve to die.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You struck some nerves anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            samegay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          get a new script vito

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pull out a quarter of my own and flip it (it's a trick quarter I bought from a magic shop). While it's flipping I'll say "if it's tails you can't do anything to me."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he'd get soo mad but couldn't do anything lol imagine his face

      Use a handgun(serial number filed away) and graze my shoulder with it, while having it in his dead hand, call the cops. Done and done.

      bro you don't need to have a nice day, just fire a shot into the wall behind the counter to make it look like he discharged at you after being shot with the gun in his hand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he already killed a cop, doubt anyone would give you a hard time for putting him down

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would say nothing to him, i would just listen to what he had to say and thats what noone did

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pull my .357 magnum revolver from behind the counter and aerate that hispanics chest. Then throw a hunting knife down next to the body so that when the cops arrive you can easily sell self-defense.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the hick dude genuinely had no idea he was about to have his frontal lobe pierced.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that mexicaBlack person to make me a burrito or go hop back over the wall

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call it. As I've been putting it up my whole life

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm sorry to be rude sir but you're making me incredibly uncomfortable right now
    >i did lie about needing to close, but only because i want you to leave and didn't want to offend you by directly telling you to do so
    >but now that you've started this coin toss business, i can see that my politeness simply won't work
    >please vacate yourself from the premises, and don't return

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pulls out gun
    >stabs u in tha ballz
    >look directly into camera
    >"wow, looks like this truly is no country for old men....."

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't ask moronic questions for no reason. I'd simply ring him up, thank him for his patronage, and say goodbye and that's what nobody did.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pull the trigger on my shotgun which is under the desk pointed straight at him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use a handgun(serial number filed away) and graze my shoulder with it, while having it in his dead hand, call the cops. Done and done.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a little poo

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start jerking off in front of him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he would kill you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah why not go out on your own terms

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “You know, I’ve always said that the death of this country would come down to hispanics like you entering it and destroying everything we’ve built. Forget the coin. Go ahead and kill me, you greasy, disgusting, moptopped beaner. I don’t want to see one more second of the future that’s awaiting the citizens of this once great nation.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know what they say anon.

      "You can take the land from Mexico, but not Mexico out of the land."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think the Californians did a good job whitening it up, before the hippie movement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chigger was russian

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend like I can't hear him and continue to say "what?"

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pull out my gun and shoot him, close the store for the day, take him out to the wilderness to be eaten by wild pigs, clean up the blood

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape him, or have sex with him if he wants it

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call it

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He'd have left no questions asked. My masculinity emits a palpable aura of danger and I'm threatening even when stand stone still. My eyes are dark and mystique giving off a sheen of mysticism and power like an old shaman mystic who sees through the darkness, through the abyss just to watch it blink first. Naturally, I'd have to mop up after him as he left. I don't like the smell of coward's urine in my well kept convenience store. Turns away potential customers who are drawn to my animalistic, carnivorous wild Musk and luster. He was too. But he'd never admit it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same except I usually ignite buildings I occupy because my Aura creates a raging inferno 24/7 that can melt the denizens of Hell. The government doesn't want you to know I exist. I don't require sleep and cats are immune to the fire so I have several companions.
      Applying for jobs has proven difficult

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask about the weather

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is everybody calling him mexican
    he is literally white lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last name sounds more Belgian or Balkan than Mexican

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because its the southwest and he looks like a wetback. I would have shot the beaner the second he started on his autistic nonsense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's played by a very obvious south American, never read the book, but he looks like a beaner.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    back off, grab something heavy (or gun if i had it) and tell him to leave
    would probably still die

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start reciting the TDKR plane scene

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unrealistically speaking I would teleport away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me?
      i'd pickpocket his gun and then if i call the coin wrong i'd ask him if he's "looking for this?" as he went to pull it out and shoot me while i show it off

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

    T J D

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'd put a finger in his weapon so it'd blow back in his face. then i'd take out a comically large hammer and beat him into an accordion. while he'd flail for a while his eyes chasing small stars dancing circles around his square head, i'd start running on the spot, my legs rotating in a blurred circle and dart through the desert in a zig-zag fashion, disappearing behind one hill just to appear on a more distant one only to disappear again.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a coin with heads on both sides and call tails

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lay down a suppressive fire with incinerator units and fall back by squads to the APC

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >texan store owner in the middle of fricking nowhere
    >doesnt have a secret sawnoff shotfun taped underneath his clerk pointing directly at his customer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The author of the book is a dumbass liberal who was never in the south. Don't mind him.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately start jerking off and aim my cumshot into his eyes

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be in this situation because I wouldn't make small talk. Dumbass extroverts.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Activate the trap door I have installed in front of the counter that leads to my inescapable sex/torture dungeon

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