Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BUUUUUHHHH
    >PHLBPHHHPH
    >BRUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most disgusting movie I’ve ever seen. How do people think this is a comedy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Potheads are literally sick in the head.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am a pot head and I think its repulsive and I refuse to see it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a comedy due to how utterly ridiculous and stupid it is and how bad the effects are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the most disgusting movie I’ve ever seen

      Well, now Kevin Smith can't complain about not getting an audience reaction with this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tho I agree. there are wayyyy worse movies like Cannibal Holocaust, Meghan is Missing, VHS etc etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >holocaust
        great video about the holocaust:

        https://rumble.com/v4uop06-the-by-pastor-steven-anderson.html

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i remember watching tusk because i thought it was gonna be a goofy, comfy horror movie from the netflix preview.

        as soon as the transformation scene started my body went so weak. i cant take body horror well...

        >VHS
        vhs 94 made me nauseous, i dont understand how people can watch body horror shit like this knowingly. even when the effects are bad, the way they make you feel is horrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do 40 year old soccer moms post on Cinemaphile now? Or is this some incel /misc/Black person LARP?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >freaks think obscene thing is cool
      This isn't new, it's always been degenerate, "quirky" weirdos who like horror.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know your idol fuentes takes Black person dicks up the ass every week right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who? I'm not a zoomer, sorry, I don't follow ecelebs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No you're definitely not a zoomoid. The Performative tryhard moralizing on fricking Cinemaphile totally doesn't give it away. You embarrassing fricking homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have a ton of grey hairs popping up all over, anon. My knee is so bad I use a cane. I know you're a moron who suffers from Dunning -Kruger, but you're not only a homosexual, but an incorrect homosexual at that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s obviously a type of dark comedy. It just leans much heavier on the body horror and shock value than most do in the genre, and I already think it’s a pretty niche genre as it is.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So he turned him into a israelite?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which would be worse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends where you are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean what if you're the one in the middle and the person in front of you is any hot girl of your choosing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see any downsides if I'm in the middle and there are 2 hot girls as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your mouth is still surgically stitched to a butthole
        A butthole that hasn't been washed and will fart and shit right into your mouth.
        Honestly it's so disgusting I think I would tear the stitches.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >butthole that hasn't been washed
          They usually wash everything before any surgery.

          You're into hot girls shitting into your mouth and then you shitting it into another hot girl's mouth? Seems like a very specific fetish.

          Win-win

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're into hot girls shitting into your mouth and then you shitting it into another hot girl's mouth? Seems like a very specific fetish.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this not long after a major surgery and I had to stop watching because I was about to throw up, imagining all those wounds as fresh surgery wounds, and hes just moving around and sliding on them like that. im getting dizzy just thinking how much pain that would be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based empath

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Conservative empathy maxes out at 12, liberal at 20
        >Use different heat scales for each
        >1D data put into a disc ~~*heat map*~~ for no fricking reason
        Death to social science.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The units are theoretical 'resources' that you can spend on a specific group. Liberals still preferred to spend their hypothetical resources helping the universe and the planet and conservatives spent it on their family and neighbors.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So conservatives are selfish? Cool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How is making things better for everything worse than ignoring anything outside of your family/friends?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Things would genuinely be better off for everyone if people did focus more on their families and friends.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The people who think they are making things better are objectively more moronic than an average 6 year old.
              Betrayal is universally the worst thing you can do.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does he eat?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I would listen and that's what no one did.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surgically speaking, isn't most of that just a meatsuit?
    It could be removed, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They stuck him in a zoo so probably not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in the real world they could at least recover his torso and put him in a wheelchair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of dig those scizo endings. Reminded me of the end of Freaks where the woman gets mutilated and the last shot is just her in a freakshow as an exhibit. Despite being absolutely absurd, veering hard into surreal nightmare logic can sometimes work in horror. Tusk wasn't a triumph by any means though. Should have either committed to full comedy or full surgical body horror. I think there might have been something there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the movie. He refuses to let anyone help him. Anyone who comes near him will get gored.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they take me to a psychiatrist after and not stick me in a zoo.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drown myself in the water when everyone goes to bed. This all implies I survive the horrendous surgery in the first place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be a walrus, I guess

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can u shop that guy raping belucci on top of the Wally

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never watch a Kevin smith movie again and question my love of weed itself

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I got to experience this film unspoiled. Now it feels like there is no point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I dragged my brother to this movie not knowing what it was entirely, I was expecting something like Rocky Horror or Scary Movie and instead got full on body horror. My brother got vissibly mad at me and stormed out to see Maze Runner

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looked up the movie cause I'm curious, now I'm laughing my ass off. I didn't know this was a real person.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is 1 of those white people movies that makes me realize blacks have a point about our culture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why do white people climb mountains
        I don't get it
        >why do white people make movies like tusk?
        I get it now

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a movie. The situation is way too absurd to be genuinely disturbing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coward

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It appears I have been transformed into Jamie Hyneman against my will.
    >Good.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kevin smith tries to make a horror comedy
    >turns into a full on 70s style bleak body horror movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like his marriage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least he still has his daughter to bang

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe im fricked up but as soon as i saw the end result walrus i laughed my fricking ass off from there on. So fricking goofy

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just read the synopsis and it basically sounds like The Onion's Porkin' Across America webseries

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just let myself drown in the pool

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