in case you haven't noticed there are Black folk everywhere now
being able to legally travel with a loaded gun in case of cultural enrichment or glowBlack folk is unironically the most important thing about living anywhere
That won't phase him, he's a killing machine. If anything that will make him more likely to kill you because of his tendency to attack anyone engaging in sex.
run towards him with my wiener out and scream "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" at the top of my lungs and as hes casually walks off i'll chase him down and keep yelling. I will keep my distance thought, knowing he can strike me at any moment close. Eventually i'll lure him out in the street again and the cops will be there by now and its over.
Assume a mexican landscaper or someone's dad is trying to pull a prank but that he recognizes at the last second that I'm not his intended target so he ducks back behind the hedge. I'd cross the street though. Wouldn't want to chance any frickery. To keep walking that path is to have confidence in your ability to frick someone up.
Slashers are so goofy. They're literally just a dude. In the older movies especially, all the fights and stuff are so rigid and clumsy it's just funny.
Hang a left up anyone's driveway like I own it. As soon as he's out of sight run like he'll through yards in the direction where I came from. Apologize to neighbors if they're put and see me but kept running.
First of all this would be an unusual perspective for me since I drive everywhere. So, assuming I'm at home and outside for some reason (mowing, getting mail, picking up a crack baggy off off the lawn) I would probably go inside and get my handgun and go back out and finish whatever I was doing.
First of all this would be an unusual perspective for me since I drive everywhere. So, assuming I'm at home and outside for some reason (mowing, getting mail, picking up a crack baggy off off the lawn) I would probably go inside and get my handgun and go back out and finish whatever I was doing.
Fight him to the death.
This, and it'd be a worthy challenge but ultimately I would win.
In his right hand is a gas-powered string trimmer. You wouldn't stand a chance.
File a restraining order against him
i live in the greatest country on earth, Texas. i keep a gun on my waist at all times im outside the house.. i can (and would) legally shoot him
You Americans are barbaric gun nut moronic pigs. I live in the best country in the UK.
Oi, you got an Amerimutt bashing license?
What’s so great about it? What would you do in this situation btw?
>best country in the UK
bases Scotbro
Americlaps think Scotland is based because of Mel Gibson. Scotland is an absolute shit hole
Not American
Glasgow is the best city on the island of Britain
love me orange subway
love me Kelvingrove
love me Lunchbox in the Gorbals
simple as
The movie is based on the UK. That's why Michael always uses a knife.
in case you haven't noticed there are Black folk everywhere now
being able to legally travel with a loaded gun in case of cultural enrichment or glowBlack folk is unironically the most important thing about living anywhere
>Yeah officer he was standing looking weird behind a bush 50 meters away so I shot him
You obviously haven't been to Texas, that's an ironclad self defense claim there.
Enjoy your Muslim neighbours white supremacist freak
Walk away at a brisk pace. Maybe grab a bicycle if someone has left theirs unlocked on the lawn.
Isn't he invulnerable to bullets, explosions etc.?
Black folk can't even survive hypothetical situations without breaking the law
>Shooting a man for wearing a mask on Halloween
I'm not even sure you can get away with that in Texas
pussy
>i live in the greatest country on earth, Texas. i keep a gun on my waist at all times im outside the house.. i can (and would) legally shoot him
Turn 270 degrees and walk away.
Strip off my clothes and get an erection. See if he stills want to tussle with me then
That won't phase him, he's a killing machine. If anything that will make him more likely to kill you because of his tendency to attack anyone engaging in sex.
What if I shit myself and smear my poop all over my body?
IMAGINE
Do we ever definitively find out whether there's something supernatural about Michael or if he's just some dude in a mask with insane amounts of luck?
Super tard strength.
depends on what movies you consider canon
I can never see one of these pics without thinking of the other.
I don't get the correlation Of this and OP Are the origin of this 1
You know I had to do it to em
run towards him with my wiener out and scream "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" at the top of my lungs and as hes casually walks off i'll chase him down and keep yelling. I will keep my distance thought, knowing he can strike me at any moment close. Eventually i'll lure him out in the street again and the cops will be there by now and its over.
Start thrusting to scare the incel away
holy shit shes so fricking hot. wow goddamn i think i will jerk off to this
>walk away at a slightly faster pace
good luck Mike
>jog ahead of him while calling the police
>they show up with G36 assault rifles
>ventilate him
RIP Mikey
Stand there and stare.
duck back behind the hedge
Hehehe he looks strong. Think I'll just have a fun fight!
I'd get my shit pushed in by Michael Myers
I would choose the bear
I would march right up to him and shout that EVIL DIES TONIGHT
I love girlwiener so much it’s unreal
I wouldn't do a thing
I'd just listen, and that's what no one else did
>lets make a deal, I take you to a place where you can go wild, you in return only go after a specific ~~*group*~~
>what? I'm a serial killing psychopath who may or may not even be human but I'm not a hecken racist
i'd just be glad it will all be over soon
the next halloween remake needs to use a tramp mask lmao
I would roll for digits on my phone and wait for Kek to save me (and he would)
Just get in your fricking car and go on holiday or some shit in another city without telling anyone where you went.
Assume a mexican landscaper or someone's dad is trying to pull a prank but that he recognizes at the last second that I'm not his intended target so he ducks back behind the hedge. I'd cross the street though. Wouldn't want to chance any frickery. To keep walking that path is to have confidence in your ability to frick someone up.
Crap my pants
Slashers are so goofy. They're literally just a dude. In the older movies especially, all the fights and stuff are so rigid and clumsy it's just funny.
I would turn 360 degrees and do a barrell roll.
Hang a left up anyone's driveway like I own it. As soon as he's out of sight run like he'll through yards in the direction where I came from. Apologize to neighbors if they're put and see me but kept running.
9-1-1 is a joke in your town
I wouldn’t do anything, I would listen to him and that’s what noone ever did.
First of all this would be an unusual perspective for me since I drive everywhere. So, assuming I'm at home and outside for some reason (mowing, getting mail, picking up a crack baggy off off the lawn) I would probably go inside and get my handgun and go back out and finish whatever I was doing.
The greatest shot in the history of horror and it still retains an ominous symbolism