Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really does suck that if we got into war with aliens, it'd just be them throwing Asteroids or bio-weapons at us like with the Dinosaurs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it'd just be them throwing Asteroids or bio-weapons at us like with the Dinosaurs.
      news flash: we have LASERS to deflect objects from space and we have VACCINES to cure diseases

      t.i'm just fricking with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do like the idea from that one short story 'the road less travelled' which theorises that technological process is not a linear process and that different civilisations might invent things in an entirely different order and process which leads to us having an advantage
      the way it goes in the story is
      >evil conquering aliens with FTL technology pop into earth's orbit
      >aliens send landing ships full of soldiers to america
      >everyone freaks out because if they have FTL, they must have weapons beyond our comprehension
      >alien ships land, only to reveal that their soldiers are armed with primitive muskets and swords
      >aliens get BTFO by human weapons
      >captured alien officers reveal that on their planet, they discovered anti-gravity and FTL super quickly, and as a consequence never bothered developing weapons as advanced as we did
      >humans steal FTL tech and it is implied that they end up conquering the galaxy
      I do believe there could be some truth to this - imagine an alien species that, although expansionist, simply does not have the capacity and drive for violence that humans do biologically. It could be possible. The simple fact is we don't know
      >t. doesn't want to just get glassed by an asteroid slingshot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *technological progress

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn’t they make sick anti-grav explosives or missiles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iirc the anti grav tech within the story has little application beyond making ships travel fast across space and doesn't have any inherent destructive capacity. The series also implies that since necessity is the mother of invention, when the aliens were able to conquer other planets with their (by our standards) shitty weapons, they simply never bothered to. This is most likely wishful thinking, but I do think a lot of people underestimate how much technological and weaponry development is contigent on the particular appetities, cultural concepts, and historical incidents of humanity. The ancient greeks were perfectly content to stick with their alexander-the-great era phalanxes all the way until the romans show up and BTFO'd them, for instance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's absolutely, utterly stupid. I've read thousands of SF books, I've read over sixty Star Trek paperbacks alone, and that's the dumbest fricking idea I've ever come across.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's absolutely, utterly stupid. I've read thousands of SF books, I've read over sixty Star Trek paperbacks alone, and that's the dumbest fricking idea I've ever come across.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire
    fire again

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what the aliens have to say, and that's what no one did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*sniff sniff* *sobs* BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instant painless death and cremation
    stand still and laugh
    deliverance at last

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      i might fap one more time tho just to get that last release

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hide under the dinner table where the table cloth covers me, laying on the chairs. was the best for hide n seek

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I would listen to what they had to say, and that’s what no one else did.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing an ant would do when their colony is about to get sprayed with raid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The same thing an ant would do when their colony is about to get sprayed with raid.
      >We're just a speck of the universe, bro.
      >Type 3 civs would stomp us like brooo you have no idea what kind of magitech they'd have to travel light years to us.
      >All that we do is irrelevant.
      >You are insignificant. Mankind is insignificant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would you do, homosexual? The indomitable human spirit shit banks on the fact billions of us can be slaughtered like cattle in a hopeless fight but people will still keep fighting cause what the frick else is there. In this scenario you aren't gonna get to project your stoicism. You're gonna get ashed or turned into blood mist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What would you do, homosexual? The indomitable human spirit shit banks on the fact billions of us can be slaughtered like cattle in a hopeless fight but people will still keep fighting cause what the frick else is there. In this scenario you aren't gonna get to project your stoicism. You're gonna get ashed or turned into blood mist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn't a war any more than there is a war between men and maggots. This is an extermination.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me trying to redpill normies on population control

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mock others for religion while fervently hoping intelligent life exists in the universe that surpasses our own
        >even though it's equally possible intelligent life is an aberration and there's nothing out there but basic organisms and maybe some plants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're just huge homosexual and a waste of atoms,can't believe you made this post and think it's some kind of epic own.Wojaks and pepe posters are lower than on par with necrophiles and furries in my book

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        greentexting it doesnt disprove it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pray to Lord Xenu and run for my life

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The notion that aliens would put UFOs in the ground so that they can come back tens of thousands of years later and individually zap the inhabitants is so ridiculous that the only reasonable explanation for it is it's some kind of a sport for them.

    Ironically, the original War of the Worlds was less moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another idea stolen from Babylon 5. The Shadows buried a good number of their ships on distant worlds after they lost the great war 10k yrs ago and went into hiding. They didn't do it for conquest of those planets tho, just as a means of hiding military caches spread out. Wasnt their fault that in those 10k years some of the planets got life and populated when they came back to dig them out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enemy mine plot

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    plan B

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run towards its legs. Works in videogames and anime.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely wouldn't think they were friendly thats for sure. Popping up out the ground unannounced damaging property in the process.

    Id have to run into a building and hind

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just dip down an alley or into a store. easy

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldnt do a god damn thing. id listen to what the aliens had to say. and thats what no one did

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elbow Tom Cruise in the back of the head
    >grab the little girl and run off
    nothing bad is going to happen to her haha as long as she does what I tell her to do haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably go rape the nearest hottest girl I could find. I refuse to die a virgin.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably go rape the nearest hottest girl I could find. I refuse to die a virgin.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would never be near a situation where a dumbass wears a baseball cap backwards - I avoid them

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
    CAM ON THUNDERCHILD, MY SON
    RAM SOME FACKIN TRIPODS

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the best adaption of this book a fricking musical? Like I know the music is banging but you'd think one tv or movie adaption would've done it right by now?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aim for the legs

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call for Fullerton.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Run out through ally's and quiet streets
    >Make my way out of urban town
    >Hide in farmhouse in the attic
    >put boxes n front of the top hatch
    >Wait for the tripods to pass through the area
    >Go back into town and try and find food

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid crowds and towns. Grab camping gear and head out to the middle of nowhere.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i remember right i'd just need a couple of hand grenades

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would leave the city and wait it out
    His character was super annoying in that movie

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
    I would fire my laser cannons!
    There are no sucg things as innocent earthlings!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to what they had to say. It seems like nobody ever does that

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pin them down with Enfilade fire from the 44's then lay down a smokescreen then right flank with the FSG.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me so angry that so many people in this movie insist on traveling in large groups.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bring out the charlie g

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have reason to believe the aliens’ disintegration beams work like laser beams. I would bounce the disintegration beams off a mirror, firing them back at the tripods and destroying them and then I would be a hero drowning in pussy.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Israeli connections so I wouldn't even be in town that day

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shrug

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed. i mean sneeze

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quickly paint a photorealistic tunnel on the side of a mountain and wait for the aliens to walk into it.

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