Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Identify as a woman and get prime positioning in a lifeboat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's three jokes. Anon switching his gender to get priority on a lifeboat, Ben Shapiro using gender neutral language on father/mothers day, and that they have as many jokes as made up genders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trans bipocs and children first!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Rose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anon

      Onward and make a Tammy KLF video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_253-HURY8

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape and kill as many woman as I can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what you think, kiddo. Grandma starts raping faster than Eminem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the tv version with Catherine Zeta Jones, one of the female passengers get raped by Tim Curry (playing someone from the crew) little before the crash.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but apparently it was even scarier than in the movie because the lights went out much sooner so much of the sinking happened under pitch black conditions. Then when it finally sank it made horrible noises as it imploded and people on the lifeboats were able to hear it.
    I hope some eccentric billionaire will one day reconstruct an exact replica of the titanic and sink it under the same conditions so we can see it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get drunk with the chef and then experiment with homosexuality. I'll die and he'll never tell the tale, but it will have been beautiful.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably drown, possibly after contracting hypothermia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anon

      Viking use survivors

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill richies and wear there israeliteellery so i leave a badass skeleton but i wouldve tried dying from alcohol poisoning before hand

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe the nerve of that guy setting off fireworks. like the ship is sinking and he’s throwing a party

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't, I would listen which is what nobody ever did to Marilyn Manson's early masters before the vinyl was pressed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he pressed his own vinyl if you know what I mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was a rumor. he allegedly removed his lower ribs so he could suck his own dick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So did michael jackson apparently.
          This dumb meme is older than the term meme itself.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shove and push people overboard until i got a seat on a lifeboat.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name a more kino video

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat, thanks

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy the last moments with my sweet rose

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just saying if I was on that boat it wouldn't have gone down like that. There'd be a lot more dead Irishmen at the bottom of the ocean.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jump in one of the first dozen lifeboats that launched half empty because people though the ship was unsinkable.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come people weren't hammering the doors off of the rooms to use as makeshift rafts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morons. People from the past are dumber than people of the present.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos are borderline retards and lack inventiveness, especially in the face of danger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Panic and pride, bunch of rich people that thought it was unsinkable.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I would listen. And thats what nobody did.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jack off and see if it's cold enough for my jizz to freeze.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drown, locked up with the other poors.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a raft out of the furniture and life vests once I saw that there isn't enough boats.

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