Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation? Posted on June 2, 2022 by Anonymous Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Let him tie me up as long as he fucks my gf in front of me before he kills us
suck his dick
shoot the man, rape the girl then shoot her
run faster than my gf
He's got a gun retards
Run in a zigzag or diagonal then. People have outrun gunners before.
>internet tough guys with no understanding of what a man pointing a loaded gun at you means
every time this thread is posted
Okay then just die, retard
there is almost no chance he would be able to hit me with his limited shots this is too easy just run and if she surives great if she doesn't no big loss
I have 300 guns
>It's cousin fuckin time
Why do you care if books are burned if you dont read anyway?
Uhm, I'll have you know I read 3 books a day
realistically, i'm gonna die. that's history.. but if this were me in the same scenario but NOW.. shit, I'd do something when he least expects it and rib his balls off.. trust me guys. when someone has you by the neck or in a corner, firmly grab hold of his balls with both hands and just imagine crushing and orange between your palms.
If I were Bryan Hartnell, I'd have simply dodged the bullet.
Jerk off since it's my fetish
Never ever comply with anything that makes yourself easier to kill
Pretend to comply then pull my piece out when he drops his guard for just a second. Laugh with Stacey at his gay little superhero symbol on his chest and trash bag over his head as he bleeds out and shits his pants
Push my wife to the ground and shoot him with my P320, then mozambique him. Then hand my wife the gun and have her mag dump what's left.
Shove the woman right at him, leg it down the grass bank and dive into the water.
Tie them up then turn 360 and walk away.
Autism: the post.
>he's mad: the post
sorry to burst the bubble, but your not a super human action star who can defeat ever foe in every situation cause you carry a penis extender
maybe egress from the basement and you will learn as much
You try to run.
Since he already has a gun pointed at you, he shoots you in the back as you attempt to flee.
You remove your pants.
He sees how small your penis is and decides to let you live out of pity, though he does rapes and murders your wife.
>Since he already has a gun pointed at you, he shoots you in the back as you attempt to flee.
yes guns are super accurate instant lasers aimed by terminators without emotions you fucking imbecile.
he's standing like 10 meters from you and literally shoots people for fun. His gun has 8 rounds.
Sorry bro, but I ain't betting on your 300 pound ass being able to flee :/
based and truepilled
Bryan didn't even attempt to dodge the bullet. In fact, he let himself get stabbed and lived, which is what I'm trying to explain to these autismos
You answered the OP, so yeah you did ask
He should have dressed up like a klansman or something
if i started running he would not even hit me once. i can see you never touched a gun in your life.
literally just run lmao
>take off my pants
>bumrush him while hes confused
Offer to suck his dick, tell him I’ll give him all my money and everything I have if he’ll let me live.
>don't try anything
didnt ask, plus youre trans so....
>Couldn't counter my answer
Looks like I'm just too smart.
thought about how hot it would be as a wore all the black clothing
You always charge a guy with a gun, with a knife you run
He also had i knife
then the solution is to circle-strafe until he runs out of ammo and collapses in exhaustion.
>You always charge a guy with a gun, with a knife you run
You’re a retard.
You’d be amazed how many people have no idea how to aim a gun.
A kid from my highschool got stopped by three police officers. He pulled out a handgun and fired three shots from point blank range. He missed all of them.
He’s in prison for attempted murder now.
Where is Huel on this pyramid
Call him a pussy and start taunting him
>"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS"
>Charge the Zodiac and get shot six times
>flaxen haired maiden sees that I died to protect her
That guy and that girl weren't actually dating IRL by the way, they were like colleagues or something, Fincher changed it for the movie.
Have my girlfriend shit into my hand and then throw it at him.