Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let him tie me up as long as he fricks my gf in front of me before he kills us

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suck his dick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    die

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shoot the man, rape the girl then shoot her

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    run faster than my gf

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    run

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, i'm gonna die. that's history.. but if this were me in the same scenario but NOW.. shit, I'd do something when he least expects it and rib his balls off.. trust me guys. when someone has you by the neck or in a corner, firmly grab hold of his balls with both hands and just imagine crushing and orange between your palms.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I were Bryan Hartnell, I'd have simply dodged the bullet.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk off since it's my fetish

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never ever comply with anything that makes yourself easier to kill

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend to comply then pull my piece out when he drops his guard for just a second. Laugh with Stacey at his gay little superhero symbol on his chest and trash bag over his head as he bleeds out and shits his pants

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Push my wife to the ground and shoot him with my P320, then mozambique him. Then hand my wife the gun and have her mag dump what's left.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shove the woman right at him, leg it down the grass bank and dive into the water.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tie them up then turn 360 and walk away.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Autism: the post.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally just run lmao

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >take off my pants
    >confuse him
    >bumrush him while hes confused

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Offer to suck his dick, tell him I’ll give him all my money and everything I have if he’ll let me live.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try anything
    >get shot
    >don't try anything
    >get shot
    week it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    didnt ask, plus youre trans so....

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thought about how hot it would be as a wore all the black clothing

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You always charge a guy with a gun, with a knife you run

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He also had i knife

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then the solution is to circle-strafe until he runs out of ammo and collapses in exhaustion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You always charge a guy with a gun, with a knife you run
      You’re a moron.

      You’d be amazed how many people have no idea how to aim a gun.

      A kid from my highschool got stopped by three police officers. He pulled out a handgun and fired three shots from point blank range. He missed all of them.
      He’s in prison for attempted murder now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where is Huel on this pyramid

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call him a pussy and start taunting him

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS"
    >Charge the Zodiac and get shot six times
    >flaxen haired maiden sees that I died to protect her
    That guy and that girl weren't actually dating IRL by the way, they were like colleagues or something, Fincher changed it for the movie.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have my girlfriend shit into my hand and then throw it at him.

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