Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go on grinder
    >have sex with as many shemales as I can

    Boom. Not only will the monster never catch up to me, but I'm also decimating the entire LGBBQ community. I live in Southern California as well so you better believe this action will have far reaching impact on a global scale.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep not having sex.

      Stupid poz.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but I'd leave the shemales and just do gay gay stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how it works. It goes after the first person you fricked. Then if THEY fricked anyone, it goes after that person instead, and when they die, it moves back one person in the chain. It doesn't multiply.

      So you just had a bunch of gay sex for nothing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically it having superpower strength it would kill people so quickly there is no one to go back in the chain.
        If it runs out of people to kill will it just select the next best random person? And then the next random person?(Cause it's unlikely that person will even be able to have sex before it kills the person)

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go into a public area with lots of people and throw a tarp over it, exposing it to everyone and eventually get help from the authorities

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what are "authorities" gun do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Capture it, contain it in a lab and rape it to see what will happen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it can teleport

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The what the frick is the point of it following people. Why doesn't it just teleport directly behind them

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              scaring them and having a bit of fun, think of hunting or fishing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where does it say or imply that? Nothing in the movie suggests that. The closest thing to that would be the director claiming that if you were to move to an inaccessible place it'd find the way to get to you, but by default always just walks.
            The movie would be much more lame if "it" could just nothing-personnel-kid your ass.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where does it say or imply that?
              Most people cite him showing up quickly after they drive for miles on end, which would have taken ages if he only could slowly walk.
              But the biggest piece of evidence is it standing on the roof for the sole reason of being seen by the hunted roastie
              That can only be explained by either it having foreknowledge and toying with its victim or being able to quickly teleport in places to toy with its victim, which as you say is also corroborated, in part, by the director himself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That makes sense. Forgot about the roof. Thanks, anon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is there were stairs onto the roof

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not that it's physically impossible for it to reach the roof, it can climb, it is shown to have arm mobility (assuming its real form is even hominid) when he lifts the girl's hair on the beach (another instance of being shown as toying with its victims), the issue is it being there exactly at the right time to scare the b***h as they are leaving with the car.

                You could also take pic related as proof it wasn't there mere seconds before but it could be in the POV or another character like in other scenes so the creature invisible.
                But for her to not notice it beforehand, it must mean it either climbed the roof very quickly or was already on the roof for an unspecified length of time hiding somehow

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i typed that as a dumb joke but you make a good argument

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How strong is IT?

                another instance where T appears seemingly out of thin air is the ending, in pic related there is no one behind them, a few seconds pass/they walk 50 feet ahead and suddenly it's there
                As for how strong IT is, we know it's at least strong enough to easily mangle bodies and snap human limbs

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How strong is IT?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                From what I remember it doesn't even get past doors. I think it breaks a window, and knocks on another door.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure it teleports around whenever it isnt being observed or when there isn't a clear path for it to reach its targets

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you referring to the beach house scene?
                It is shown to be able to blow a hole in the door with incredibly force, then faking going away only to show up as a little kid for max spoopy (yes it can also alter its mass).
                It's clearly implied it chooses to goof around for fun, just like it was pulling the girl's hair instead of immediately killing her

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to think if a women was willing to have sex with me I would be smart enough to see she was try to pass on an interdimensional killer to me. But I'm getting desperate here so I might accept her offer anyway.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All incel gays seeth that whole promise was it would be so much easier for a woman to pass it along than a guy. She’s just a brainwashed romantic nerd she refuses to just frick someone, easy as a average girl, until the end

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become President of the United States and live aboard Air Force One. Or just tell me Secret Service goons to watch out for the invisible monster. What are they going to do, say no? Then I would commission the country's top scientists to come up with a solution.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick a hooker

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd shoot it with a gun a few times, maybe even try some exotic ammo, if that didn't work then I can just go to the beach, call the cops and show them the anomalous footprints showing up in the sand for no reason
    Hopefully some military fellas capture it, take it to a black site and dissect it

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a job that allows me to travel via plane frequently. It moves at literal human walking speed which means that as long as you travel at bare minimum a couple hundred miles every few days you'll be fine. If you flew from New York to LA and back once a month it would literally never be able to catch you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      or if oyu traveled form ny to australia.
      would love to see it swim. or take a container ship to get there.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Restrain it with help and frick it. It will commit suicide.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT's so dumb, it should really be doable to lure it in a trap.
    Then call authorities to deal with it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would walk a hundred miles and I would walk a hundred more.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    spray paint it and call the CIA

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incel here

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a second viewing, this movie kinda blows

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buy meth and tadafilil or sildenafil
      >Frick a troony on said meth and boner pill.

      Yeah. Why was plebbit so impressed with it?

      Capture it, contain it in a lab and rape it to see what will happen

      BASED

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pass the disease on to someone else, with my dick.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wizard is immune to such a pitiful disease.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to thailand and frick some hookers (only danger would be figuring out which are actually female)
    ez

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh at people getting murdered.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to have sex with someone who will be strong and smart enough to not die to it. That's why she had a hard time getting rid of it.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a condom

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does IT magically teleport? Cause if not then you can potentially survive for years in an underground bunker.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's following me pull into a police parking lot and call 911.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets killed while in police custody
      >police is baffled
      >starts investigating
      >government finds out
      >immediately uses it for political gain
      kino

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie filled the void left by zombie movies not being zombies for the last 30 years.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying I made it more than 40 minutes through that pile of dogshit

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