Realistically speaking would YOU move to Gotham if the rent was only $300?
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Realistically speaking would YOU move to Gotham if the rent was only $300?
Realistically speaking would YOU move to Gotham if the rent was only $300?
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Yes, cheap rent AND I could probably die? Where’s the catch
>homie frick gotham bro I'm tryin get out here back to coast city
>bruh do you not watch the news
>homie I don't care the supervillains are racist, the police are racist, homie blackman's super racist
>the frick
>yeah the frick that bum ass ninja scarin people by pretending to be black? Bet his his ass white
>on my mama you a lie. SKSKKSSKSKSSKSKS
Sounds exactly like an Acevane skit.
I mean Gothan is predominantly White and Asian so like it makes sense that a black person wouldn't have the best time.
>a black person wouldn't have the best time.
With Kate Kane & Cobblepot's story it's actually more israeli and Italian as a reference to old New York mobsters such as the Costra Nostra and the Kosher Nostra. This makes sense as Harley Quinn is israeli and while there's multiple jokers, Jack Napier Joker is ethnically israeli. Pretty funny that the biggest terrorists in Gotham are israelites Gassing israelites huh?
To be fair, Gotham is that weird AU where white people commit the majority of crimes. See: Gotham villains
In fact I think white people commit the majority of crimes in comics aside from aliens.
but what does it mean?
why would the Riddler bother tormenting a nobody?
He thought it'd be a fun change of pace
Hey, if my life somehow got worse there, there's always a good chance I could become a supervillain, so sure, I'd go for it.
MY GOD
The Riddler is going to strike the National Institute of Geological and Geothermal Energy Reactors
We have to warn the commissioner!
Underrated
dude what the frick
I was just going to whine about no Adam West Batman post in response to
too. All is not lost.
Yeah my bad I thought I clicked on the reply, but guess I didn't. Was typing it out in a hurry.
Well done anon.
>National Institute of Geological and Geothermal Energy Reactors
I dont get it
See
Well done batman, that fiend won't get away with it now.
Fricking amazing
thanks anon, i needed that chuckle
You think you have foiled my plan
Why do people act like Gotham is worse than other super hero cities?
Gotham
>Worse that you have to face is a mentally I’ll clown, just carry a gun
Vs
Metropolis
>Regularly has planet destroying titans fricking up the city
Superman actually protects his civilians as oppose to Batman who is helpless to protect them.
Gotham is the shithole normies know. Hub City would probably blow their mind at how good it makes Gotham look by comparison.
Because if you get mugged in Gotham no one would even bother calling the cops while in Metropolis the entire neighborhood would team up to kick the mugger's ass.
Less likely to actually die in Metropolis, also it's just a much nicer and cleaner city
In Gotham Batman would kick your ass for pointing a gun at his boyfriend.
Would Bruce Wayne have a fierce cliche rich celebrity liberal agenda on guns and use his wealth and power to lobby hard against guns in Gotham? He doesn't care about the fourth or fifth amendment so how would he care about the second?
>live in Gotham
>get mugged by the Joker
>put out the gun you carry for self-defense
>Batman suddenly appears, punches you in the face, and throws you in the river
Joker, scarecrow, riddler, bane and more poison the water supply, flooded Gotham, poison gas the city, turn Gotham into a war zone where you need to fight to survive and plenty more crazy shit.
Superman villians never go this far on a single city and Lex Luthor won't turn his city into shit hole becuase he's not mentally insane.
Because Gotham is not only curses all the way down, but it's also in New Jersey.
I have no idea how Gotham is a functioning city at all. Didn't someone do the math and point out there was an abandoned warehouse, factory, or construction site every few blocks?
Maybe most businesses left are fronts for mobsters and what not, with the legit ones being some sort of coalition Bruce is desperately trying to keep from disintegrating while beating the shit out of crime organizations trying to shut it down, all the while super freaks are causing havoc.
Gotham needs a few more super heros to move in to even the odds.
Because you're way more likely to get fricked up by the crumbling economy and massive criminal element ranging from junkies and muggers everywhere to pretty much everything being owned by a crime family, basically while the bad shit that happens in Metropolis will be a big event in your life, the bad shit that happens in Gotham will be just business as usual.
>just carry a gun
Gotham probably has stricter gun laws than Chicago.
Getting crushed by debris from some stupid monster or butthole. The latter get shot or stabbed by low level thugs. Really shitty options
>shooting Joker
>no school shooting
>villains become heroes all the time
>villains don't cause much destruction or casualties
Gotham is safer than most real world shitholes, if batman writers wrote villains that are really dangerous, then yes it would be different
>Gotham is safer than most real world shitholes
Didn't Batman see looters for the first time recently and not even bother to get involved because no-one was getting hurt?
They literally had to steal the plot to Escape from New York, in a video game, to make it half as dangerous as some places.
All of the villians escaped from Arkham and he had to priorities to stop them from killing children and unleashing a larger wave of mass destruction. Also Batman don't care much about thieves. He was engaged to Catwoman, he let Jason become robin after he tried to steal from him and he allied with Harley because she stop killing.
But if you think it's out of character. Can you post Batman prioritizing property over lives?
Can you post a riot not ending in people getting hurt?
Are you aware that the crazies in Arkham are 10 times more dangerous than a rioter. Gordon and the cops should handle this low level crime, while Batman handle the people who killed and injured hundreds.
They have a criminal network, they are the ones who supplement bigger criminals like joker, black skull and etc...
>Like 50 superkillers running the streets of the city.
>Broken out of a facility unrelated to him.
>Who did this to me!?
Like I said, Gotham is safer than any shithole, although Batman doesn't care about people's well being, and only acts in "extreme" situations like terrorism or bank robberies.
And that's not just property, it's the livelihood of these people.
Zsasz alone has a higher bodycount than every school shooter combined.
Gotham city doesn't exist dumb rentoid, stop fantasizing about children comic books and pay your flipping rent
no
>he says this while wondering why China is successfully influencing the youth
they are? I thought they had a massive crackdown in pop/rap singers, Ethots and forced many to join the military
No
The same leftist vermin that whine endlessly about house and rent prices will call you a loser incel for not moving out of your parents house at 18. They just want everyone and everything to be as miserable as them.
What the frick are you talking about? You see leftists who still live with their parents everywhere
What? It's literally boomers, both left wing and right wing, that b***h about their kids not moving out because they fail to understand that with everything adjusted for inflation, housing costs have risen exponentially more than salaries/wages. The vast majority of people under 30 nowadays don't really care that much about adults living with their parents because many are in the same boat or were recently.
i would never stoop so low as to rent my home
The median pay must be shit though for $300/month rent. If you aren't working from home, you're fricked. Might as well become a goon for someone.
>The median pay must be shit though for $300/month rent
Well yeah, 95% of the businesses get fricking robbed on a monthly basis.
Being a goon is worth it because heroes will never break your bones or anything like that
It's not Batman you have to be worried about
Joker is a ''threat'' when it's convenient for the plot. people living in shitholes have a 50/50 chance that they will be accidentally killed by the police or criminals. Gotham is safer
>Joker and Harley try out watersports.
I would be worried more about bueno and dogwelder
Good job at writing "median" because some pedant would start a fight with you for saying "average" because Bruce Wayne props it up.
What's the job market even like in Gotham? Because it seems like the most popular job is stacking nondescript boxes into trucks.
My dad did that for a while in the 70s. Good pay, A few hundred for two hours work.
At those prices? Frick it, I'd buy a glock and call it a day.
No and neither would 99.9% of people who aren't black. It doesn't matter how low the rent is if living conditions are terrible and you have to worry every moment of the day that you will be murdered or less. People literally pay several times market rate just to live in white areas to avoid the the crime.
glock ain't gonna due shit against a city wide joker gas bomb, Poison Ivy monster plant attack or most other super villain shit that happens in a weakly basis in Gotham all because Batman would rather watch everyone who loves him suffer and and die before he would let anyone take any of his rouges gallery
I just start working for Penguin, I don't have to worry about getting kidnapped.
You have more reason to worry. As a man if you breathe wrong and you and every direct family member and a handful of friends are dead. A woman fate might be a little better.
>Gotham is full of all sorts of crime
>There are no black black people though
Shit, when can I move in?
Gotham has hundreds of defunct buildings, factories and amusement parks. I think the only consistently working business is the docks. Most of that money has to be old because there doesn’t seem to be enough new money to sustain its million and billionaires.
there's houses in Detroit for less than that, would you move to detroit?
YES
t. bludhaven wagie
>paying rent
kek
>Jannies deleted an architecture thread of these two despite it being mostly harmless and the convos being decent
I fricking hate jannies.
There was fat art of them? FRICK I MISSED IT
i got you covered mein Black person. Not posting it on 4chinz cuz I refuse to be banned by the janny trannies.
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>living with parents/family
>couch surfing between friends
>squatting abandoned buildings
>van lifing
FRICK RENT
>Not living under a bridge and trolling people that try to cross it without solving a riddle.
Plebs.
That would piss off the Riddler
Honestly, as long as you avoid public events you are in pretty good standing, batman and his rouges probably scared off majority of small time crooks, sure there are a lot of big bads now, but they aren't going to target some loser from Cinemaphile, all you really have to worry about is city wide bomb/gasing which is what batman is for.
Beats metropolis where you and your home could become collateral super fight damage at any moment.
Metropolis is safe, every brawl doesn't have many casualties.
>but they aren't going to target some loser from Cinemaphile
Joker literally does shit like that because he thinks it's funny
I don't read the comics much, I remember an episode of the old batman cartoon where he targets a guy, who ends up helping to catch him, but that guy kind of provoked it, also he was not a total loser, just an average schmo.
I guess it depends on what version of gotham it is.
>triple my living space for $500 less
>already work from home
>rarely go outside
>could still possibly die at any minute due to a supervillain scheme
I literally see no downsides.
And I could probably live for less than $200 a month in Africa
try bangladesh
Is prostitution legal there?
yes but the prostitutes are ugly and deformed, their water is like 80% arsenic.
And get turned into a fricking plant? No.
>Realistically speaking would YOU move to Gotham if the rent was only $300?
Yes, I would, just don't go out at night. Always have pepper spray, a gas mask, wear holy water, and have an aluminum / lead lined beanie.
I hear you can buy a house for the price of a VCR in Blüdhaven and I still wouldn't go there or even bother to gamble land.
face it Cinemaphile
you wouldn't move there for cheap rent
you'd move there for super-pussy
probably a villain, but maybe you'd get a chance to frick a hero
I wanna date Star Girl or Blsckfire God damnit!
>Become one of poison ivy's mind-controlled simps
>Help her latest scheme
>Batman shows up, breaks half your bones, injects you with the mind-control pheromone antidote
>There was no mind-control pheromone, you were just that desperate
>"Ow! What the frick man?"
>"Wait, are you...not under her control?"
>Batman looks to Ivy curiously.
>She shrugs "He just kind of showed up one day and started helping. Who am I to say no?"
>Batman glares at you.
>You'd shrug too but both your arms, half your ribs, your collarbone, and left femur are all broken.
>"Come on man, she's hot. I know you've done worse."
Basado. I want to peg Slade and make Dick watch..
3 bedroom for $400? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that is one bedroom and 2 themed trap rooms! Count me in!
Cheap rent, easily available jobs as henchmen, and get to see Dickbutt swinging by your apt. I'd definitely move.
I would go there for normal price because I am strong
No your not
I live in Rio de Janeiro. Would be an upgrade.
I'm sorry anon
Riddler doesn't seem too bad as long as you can put up with his obnoxious ass
>that comic where the citizens get uppity and complain because Duke is being a hero during daylight hours
Which Batman villain pays the best and who would be the best boss? My guess is probably Penguin. I heard you get a dental plan and reduced admission price to the Iceburg Lounge on weekends
I’d definitely trust Penguin over joker and two-face. He seems like he kind of values loyalty and at least won’t just kill you during a mood swing. I think the Riddler’s too narcissistic to have a lot of goons
Supervillains are less dangerous than black people, so sure.
For $300 a month? Oh hell yes.
At least Gotham has heroes who actually give a shit about it unlike Hub Shitty.
I pay less where I live
Really
Where the frick do you live
Would be kind of fun to see a comic about this. Bunch of broke people decide to make a gotham frathouse. They know the risks and just get super well protected to make it through the day. Comic's just a slice of life about living in a city full of supercrime.
Are there any comic panels that depict rent prices in Gotham?
Probably. that rate's cheap as frick, and I might meet batman. If anything, I might even get recruited by some supervillain and make some dosh before I get my ass beat by batsy and thrown in jail
>Rent's a steal
>Chance to checkout Batgirl's ass
Oh hell yes.
Isn't she still in a wheelchair or something?
Move there when she starts fighting crime. Here she got put in a wheelchair and move away immediately after.
Only if I was sharing a room with Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
What are the gun laws like in Gotham? If I can CC and use uncucked magazines for HD I think I could manage.
No one follows gun laws in Gotham.
yeah dats a good point da boss was just sayin somtin' about that when matches walked in and said only losers us unlicensed guns
I tells ya henchin' is gettin' tougher and tougher in dis town
*use
Thank you for the clarification
300 for 3 bedroom?? homie, just move to a student dormitory, what are you using all that extra space for, to store your cum jars?
>Not keeping your cum jars so that when Clayface kicks in through the wall he dissolves into Cumface. Other potential uses include fertilizer for Poison Ivy and just throwing a jar of it over Harley as a distraction.
NGMI in the Gotham hood.
If you were given a RENT FREE apartment in HUB CITY on the condition that you have to live there for one year would you do it?
>going to sleep ignoring the constant shootouts and explosions
>decide to flip my pillow to the cold side
>green question mark on it
I'd rather not have my kids raped to death in front of me by the Joker only to then watch him rape my lawyer to death in court as the Judge plays something on his phone and just mumbles about Arkham and Joker prances his way out the door saying he'll see me next week.
What version of Gotham are we talking? Cause if it's one of the "for all ages animated series" ones, I have a pretty good chance of living a normal life.
how to win while living at gotham
>be a mechanic/plumber/electrician/repairman style job
>you'll always have work
>may even get villains paying you to fix their cars or minor repairs
>just treat it like a normal job and they won't frick with you
working at a bank in gotham would be the worse choice of job
This. Work steady, unassuming craft job in these supers filled city. The repairs are constant, and you are not their target since you don't need to be a super genius to do those tasks but not so stupid either that you'd be desperate and dispensable like goons or minions for them.
Also keep your business nice and small, the moment you start opening your own garage or warehouses some gang will probably want in on it. Being a friend of the mob is usually fine until Joker crashes a plane into it because they pissed him off or a supervillain takes over and makes you eat your new apprentices' big toe to prove your loyalty.
That's just 250$ less than my current rent, why would I move to a shitty city with supervillains for 250 bucks?
I can't believe people can't fathom not living in a crime ridden polluted shithole city. It's not like you guys explore past the same 3 places 1 hangout area and 1 bodega you eat at
Whatever savings you get from the rent would probably be offset by the high cost of insurance, taxes for the amount of local services, and doing business in general in a high crime area.
What are my chances of getting to date Tim?
Only if it was the brave and the bold universe.
yeah because my main goal is to be a hired goon for a gotham villain
>content with just being a henchman
>not wanting to become a supervillain yourself
come on anon, have higher aspirations
>Gotham is a stand-in for New York
No thanks
yes
yes
Can't be worse than Hartford, Connecticut. Sign me up.
I already live in brazil
So yes
There are people who live paying $1000 for a single bed in real crime ridden suburbs...