Realistically what would you do in this situation?

Realistically what would you do in this situation Cinemaphile?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick and make sure to come in her ass or mouth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Or at the very least get sucked off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Or at the very least get sucked off.

      Down bad

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd expose the israeli takeover of Ukraine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bazed

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick my mom then return to the future and frick her again because she's still attracted to me

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sauce now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boardwalk Empire

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow. I'll have to watch that again.
        I didn't remember Lea Thompson being in it.
        Amazing de-aging job they did on her face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking zoomer scum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cannot be serious

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to the future

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in such disbelief over this post that I first assumed you wanted to get her liquored up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was some other sauce meme that I didn't know until your post.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I forget the population of the internet doesn't age with me.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the moment you nut inside your mam and then disappear from existence. It would be the best way to go.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know, she does kinda look like him from this angle.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok now what if your mom was a spicy hot Latina with a weakness for cute white boys?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many girls that look like her are getting raped right now trying to cross the border

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trying
        That's how they get in.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=45

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not many since they're mostly men crossing the border.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't jerk to nonwhite milfs because I can't relate to them. I have troubles even jerking to american milfs because they have a different phenotype

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >phenotype
        Cringe as frick post

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have sex with your mom.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically what would you do in this situation Cinemaphile?
    The nasty in the pasty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Verily

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    warn everybody about [REDACTED] before its too late

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT
    ID DO IT
    ID DO THE SEX
    M SEX YES ID DO THE SEX FRICK

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >do you think she would find (You) as attractive as your father back then?
    She says I have a bigger dick than my dad so probably.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with Marty's mom

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Have sex with her
    > Literally disappears while doing the act

    Fricking morons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the future doesn't take in the fact that i would jerk off my dad while he is asleep into a cup and while banging my mom insert the semen into her vegana
      shit movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ummm actually time travel magic would make le paradox

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You were your own father the whole time
      common its such a good plot twist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically speaking any interaction with your mom would probably cause you to not be born because it might offset the when and how your parents bone which would result in a different sperm winning the race. But that doesn't really seem to matter in this film so I don't see what difference boning your mom would make so long as you don't get her pregnant and your parents end up together afterwards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >which would result in a different sperm winning the race
        this shit always comes to my mind. like the insemination is such a random ass process. a sneeze in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause you to disappear

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not disappear, just be replaced by a different actor if they did it right... but since writers and directors AND the audience are too fricking lazy, they ignore this reality of time travel for suspension of disbelief.
          >the reality is, you being in the past uses up oxygen and moves air that wasn't moved so your mere presence is likely changing by a millisecond at least when your father nuts in your mom, changing the winning sperm.

          >TLDR: we get Erik Stoltz playing Marty McFly instead of Mike Fox

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately go to town on my hot teen mom but bust in her ass

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    babymaking

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    be my own dad.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate her and then disappear into thin air.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting erased from existence would be worth it.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick Marty's mom prone bone, raw, and become his dad.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 and walk away.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bust a nut in her and become my own dad

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unzip my mcfly and get busy

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
    Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dune, Ghostbusters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air all got new material. Even the Lord of the Rings movies that are from the early 00s already got new material.

    Why is it taking so long?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is asking for that. Nobody is asking for any of these reboots.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have hundreds of millions in revenue, bros. So, people are speaking with their wallets and watching them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
      Luckily the people in charge of the IP have stated in no uncertain terms that a reboot will never happen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah right its going to happen the moment zemeckis dies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully he lives long enough for the woke era to end and we never get Shaniqua McFly

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They would turn doc brown into a Black person actually. Mcfly would be a Latina or Asian girl. (Mom scenes would be unchanged she would just be lesbian)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Luckily the people in charge of the IP have stated in no uncertain terms that a reboot will never happen.
        *Laughs in Christopher Tolkien*

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would give it to lorraines mom if im being honest

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frick and creampie her so hard, I'd watch myself go moronic in real time as the past corrects itself.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make sure she never gets with my dad so I never existed. probably break her legs.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just seeing my mom look at me like that would mean I could never look her in the eye again.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coom myself into oblivion’s sweet embrace.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would berry my dick in her so hard whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching a very artsy strapless dildo lesbian prons and couldn't get hard because the bottom girl looks like my mom when she was young

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