Realistically, who would win?

Realistically, who would win?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battinson no diff

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bale wins

      Bale wins no diff

      Bale's Batman can only fight with his elbows, so not him

      Bale wins with his elbows

      Bale got his buck broken by Bane. He wouldn't stand a chance against a venom-enhanced Battinson

      Bale wins Bane venom was stronger

      Nolan's Batman is too "grounded" in the real world to really have that level of hand to hand combat skill (assuming this is how they're fighting). Pattinson's Batman is "closer", I guess, to matching the ridiculous nature of Comic book Batman.

      Bale wins because he had more closer to comic fight

      pattinson wins the dick sucking round of the competition
      bale wins everything else

      Bale wins anyway

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale's Batman can only fight with his elbows, so not him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was Nolan thinking?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That it’s an effective up close striking technique that maintains guard.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ZA BATTO POWWAHHHH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never actually uses batashuriken in the entire movie and even in the next one
      Why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FW9Sqxb-4o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyXBQwwywT0

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale at the time of Batman probably has 50lbs on that twink

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale got his buck broken by Bane. He wouldn't stand a chance against a venom-enhanced Battinson

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan's Batman is too "grounded" in the real world to really have that level of Hand to Hand combat skill (assuming this is how they're fighting). Pattinson's Batman is "closer", I guess, to matching the ridiculous nature of Comic book Batman.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam West would annihilate them both at once because he didn’t have to Frankenstein around in 60 pounds of rubber and useless doodads

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale wins easily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs66p5jQ9dM

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't battinson almost die to a gang of Cinemaphileners?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=4tf1CYZUYcZjavGo

        you sure? cause it kinda looks like he lost to a gang of Cinemaphileners that borrowed their dad's guns.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rifles are good

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy was tanking shots with his armor tho, hardly losing and more dumb cause he could have avoided them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lost
          >beats them all up
          Losing is a term that when used during a battle, usually refers to the people unconscious or on the ground.
          The winner of a fight would usually be standing above those he beat, still conscious.

          https://i.imgur.com/F0zhZSK.jpg

          Realistically, who would win?

          Pattinson clears btw. Baleman struggled against fricking dogs in Year Two and almost got beat by the Joker with a crowbar.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How batman can ever lose to the joker is astounding to me

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              preptime

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nolan essentially turned Joker into Riddler, and didn't have anything else for Joker to threaten Batman with after he solved his games.
              So Nolan made Joker physically capable of one-upping Batman to the point where Bruce had to rely on a gadget to stop him instead of his strength.
              It's a choice that I still don't understand.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Crazy strength. It’s like moron strength but with the moronation.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had to be saved by Catwoman or he would have had his brains blown out.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So did Bale, moron.
              Except Bale didn't immediately in return save Catwoman from being killed, whereas Pattinson did.
              In fact, Batman in no point in TDKR saved Catwoman from anything. Whereas in The Batman, he saves Catwoman multiple times.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, he saves her from Bane's men on the rooftop

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she was definitely fricked.
                It's not like she had a valuable hostage and was holding a gun to his head, and immediately started fighting before Batman had even jumped down.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Batman literally tells her that they don't care about her hostage right before he saves her.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >about to get your entire skull buck'd open
            >petite bawd drops down 10 stories to save you
            >haha, this makes me the victor
            ?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >petite bawd immediately gets shit on
              >have to save her while you die
              >beat up the final goon after beating the rest of them up
              Yes that means you win anon.
              When you eliminate all enemies against you, you win.
              You do know what winning entails?

              [...]
              The Joker was wailing on him with a crowbar while he was being mauled by three dogs*
              That is a realistic obstacle for a superhero who is a rich guy in a slightly armored suit.
              Somehow ambushing the Joker whilst he was surrounded by the dogs (and whilst being under time pressure by the SWAT team clearing the building) was obviously not going to happen. It feels like a plausible outcome.

              The dog shit is dumb enough.
              But after the dogs are down and Batman gets fricked up by a crowbar because his sonar vision is glitching?
              It makes him look incredibly lame.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you understand that conflicts can start and stop, right? your entire life isn't considered one, long fight. also, you betray yourself by previously agreeing that the petite bawd "saved" him. if he was winning the entire time then why did he need saving? the Cinemaphileners won, battinson lost, and he's only alive because the mixed-girl has a thing for white dudes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >conflicts start and stop when I say they do!
                Legendary cope.
                The final fight is Batman vs Riddler Goons.
                That fight ends when either Batman is defeated by the Riddler's men, or Batman defeats the Riddler's men.
                The only one of those that occurs is the latter. Therefore, Batman won.
                This isn't hard anon. I know you're reaching because you want to be right, but believe me, it isn't going to work.
                >if he was always winning he wouldn't need help!
                But anon, by your logic, your entire life isn't considered one big fight. What if the fight was taking a break during that moment? Or maybe it ended right after he beat the first goon?
                After all, you understand conflicts can start and stop, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, you must be pretty low IQ to habitually dig the holes you fall into.

                >implies i'm using an arbitrary cut-off
                >frames the conflict as batman vs goons
                so when catwoman enters the fight, it becomes a new conflict then, right? batman and catwoman vs goon(s) is different. so my methodology for when the previous fight ends and the new one begins isn't arbitrary at all, you even agree to with it.

                >But anon, by your logic, your entire life isn't considered one big fight. What if the fight was taking a break during that moment? Or maybe it ended right after he beat the first goon?
                After all, you understand conflicts can start and stop, right?
                this is literal gibberish. has nothing to do with the conversation taking place.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So when someone else enters the fight it's still Batman v Goons?
                Is Batman still fighting the goons?
                Then yes. He started the fight, and until he loses, is still in the fight.
                He never lost. You can say he was gonna, but did he?
                No. Therefore, Batman won the fight. Add in as many people as you want. But if Batman makes the ending blows each time, Batman is the winner.
                >LITERAL gibberish!
                Yes, your arguments are. I'm glad you seeing them reworked for yourself helped you understand.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he never lost
                you already conceded this by agreeing that catwoman saved him.

                >Therefore, batman won the fight.
                he won the following conflict, not the original. this isn't that hard to comprehend kek.

                >Batman is the winner.
                we're back to your fascination with "all events are one, continuous event."

                >implying you're reframing my argument back to me
                a strawman isn't a proper reframing, it's why it's called a fallacy you moron kek. my premises of my argument have not changed from my first post while you have had to gymnastics your way out of two holes you've dug for yourself. now all you're doing is repeating points you made earlier that i've already refuted (and that you've failed to defend) and hoping i lack a short-term memory lol. do you think your argumentation is good? seriously, do you think of yourself as being smart?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >catwoman saved him
                You can be saved without having lost yet. Like I said, he was going to, but he didn't. He was saved before he lost.
                So, he didn't lose.
                >He won the following conflict not the original
                The following is the exact same conflict as the original. There was no end to it. Catwoman came in and extended it, until Batman ended it.
                He was going to lose, got saved from losing, and won.
                Simple idea, kek.
                >we're back to your fascination with-
                Except this is one continuous event.
                You can't prove it isn't.
                You can say it isn't, but you can't prove it isn't. Whereas I can prove it is.
                >implying youre (long ass cope ensues)-
                Seems it did the trick.

                dude, they almost had him

                And villains almost having Batman is a common trope.
                That's why one of the best Batman episodes is called
                >Almost Got Im'

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah, i see that we're resorting to the full-moron semantics portion of the conversation where you pretend to use language in a way that no one else does simply for the sake of winning an argument. this is rich coming from the moron sperging about "cope" and had earlier said:
                >This isn't hard anon. I know you're reaching because you want to be right

                >You can be saved without having lost
                you're just doing more of what i said you're doing which is repeating points that you haven't defended, that i've refuted already, and hoping that simply saying them again makes them true. you've glossed over this question once cause you can't answer it. why does batman need saving? what does it imply that he requires saving?

                >The following is the exact same conflict as the original.
                i had a fist fight with my friend Bob in first grade. I also had a fist fight with him at 90 years old. are these indistinguishable to you? at age 20 i had another fist fight with Bob and his friend Jane. are these all the same? just one, long fight right?

                >You can't prove it isn't. I can prove it is.
                you conceded this already by framing the original conflict as batman vs goons. lol, you just repeat yourself and hope the other party won't notice. again, do you think you possess good argumentative skills? you unironically think you're smart, don't you?

                >long ass cope
                hilarious coming from the person definitely read everything i said and that's still struggling to get past the first level of this conversation.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can be saved without having lost yet. Like I said, he was going to, but he didn't. He was saved before he lost.
                >So, he didn't lose.
                Unreal cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do understand that there is a difference between doing something and about to be doing something?
                If you are about to cry, you haven't cried yet.
                If you see cope as a grasp on the English language, then you might be in need of an education.

                ah, i see that we're resorting to the full-moron semantics portion of the conversation where you pretend to use language in a way that no one else does simply for the sake of winning an argument. this is rich coming from the moron sperging about "cope" and had earlier said:
                >This isn't hard anon. I know you're reaching because you want to be right

                >You can be saved without having lost
                you're just doing more of what i said you're doing which is repeating points that you haven't defended, that i've refuted already, and hoping that simply saying them again makes them true. you've glossed over this question once cause you can't answer it. why does batman need saving? what does it imply that he requires saving?

                >The following is the exact same conflict as the original.
                i had a fist fight with my friend Bob in first grade. I also had a fist fight with him at 90 years old. are these indistinguishable to you? at age 20 i had another fist fight with Bob and his friend Jane. are these all the same? just one, long fight right?

                >You can't prove it isn't. I can prove it is.
                you conceded this already by framing the original conflict as batman vs goons. lol, you just repeat yourself and hope the other party won't notice. again, do you think you possess good argumentative skills? you unironically think you're smart, don't you?

                >long ass cope
                hilarious coming from the person definitely read everything i said and that's still struggling to get past the first level of this conversation.

                >you're using semantics!
                Ah yes, how dare I use words in a discussion.
                >Why does Batman need saving!
                Because he was going to lose. I've made this clear. He was winning, then was going to lose, and then won.
                Again, there is a difference between doing something and about to be doing something.
                In that situation, him losing would be getting shot in the face.
                That did not happen. Therefore, he did not lose in that situation.
                >I had a fist fight with someone again ninety years later are they the same-
                No. But if you're fighting Bob, Bob pushes you down, someone hits Bob, helps you back up, and then you hit Bob until he can't get back up, you have beat Bob.
                The fight never ended just because you fell, because you were able to get back up and beat him.
                This is incredibly simple anon. I'm worried that I'm debating someone who is not 18.
                >you unironically-
                More cope ensues.
                >hilarious coming from-
                More cope ensues.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha! i can't use words???
                employing the "only address the strawman of a portion of a point rather than the whole." a sign of true desperation and cope, and more cope, and further cope, cope.

                >In that situation, him losing would be getting shot in the face. That did not happen. Therefore, he did not lose in that situation.
                all this cope. batman getting shot in the face would be him dying which is a consequence of him losing the fight. he had already lost the fight literally and figuratively. he literally could not fight any longer as evidenced by his inability to protect himself while a dude with a shotgun aimed at his head. this is hilarious coming from a dude that accuses others of arbitrary definitions to suit an argument.

                >No.
                kek. you just conceded the entire argument again.

                it was entertaining for a bit, moron. you need to drastically alter your self-image though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of this is cope. I'll respond to the one interesting point.
                >a consequence of him losing is him getting killed
                No, that would be the losing itself.
                Again, about to lose or almost losing is not the same as losing.
                Just as screaming is not the same as almost screaming. Or about to be screaming.
                He had not literally lost the fight. If someone holds a gun to your head, you have not lost. Figuratively or conceptually, losing could be in your near future.
                But until nothing can be done to stop your loss, you haven't lost.
                I hope one day you grasp English. The ESL journey is a tough one, but I think you can manage it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it dumb? It's a logical counter to a guy who doesn't use firearms. Dogs are dangerous.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nolan essentially turned Joker into Riddler, and didn't have anything else for Joker to threaten Batman with after he solved his games.
            So Nolan made Joker physically capable of one-upping Batman to the point where Bruce had to rely on a gadget to stop him instead of his strength.
            It's a choice that I still don't understand.

            The Joker was wailing on him with a crowbar while he was being mauled by three dogs*
            That is a realistic obstacle for a superhero who is a rich guy in a slightly armored suit.
            Somehow ambushing the Joker whilst he was surrounded by the dogs (and whilst being under time pressure by the SWAT team clearing the building) was obviously not going to happen. It feels like a plausible outcome.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            dude, they almost had him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thank god no one ever aims for his mouth.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          4chinners dont leave the house

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Patman need so many gel pens?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      to write into his little emo diary whenever he wants

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale has the weight advantage and better gadgets

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Begins version beats Pattinson. Dark Knight version probably sucks Pattinson's wiener. Dark Knight Rises version gets fricked in the ass.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the weird angle on that Baleman pic? I legit thought it was a prepubescent kid wearing a costume.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IM
    >NOT
    >WEARING
    >HOCKEY PADS
    *sneeds you*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chad cryptid only seen in glimpses in the dark

      >Virgin emo boy, tanking bullets in his invincible superman suit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thanks for standing up for me bro

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yw, Batman

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale Batman because he has more experience.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the meme though, please lurk more.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you want from me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah exactly

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaks their limbs, snaps necks, and stabs their throats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kills everyone with a remote controlled bat gadget
      >Goes home and eats cold soup

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's vichyssoise. It's supposed to be cold.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shoots you

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Count E. Ghonnit would easily beat him

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman, hands down.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pattinson wins the dick sucking round of the competition
    bale wins everything else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually I'm not sure about the 1st part
      Bale is VERY committed to his roles

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman makes no fricking sense, why would hardened murderers be at all threatened by a guy who doesn’t kill. It makes Batfleck the superior Batman unironically and that’s a low fricking bar. Not to mention he’s a hypocrite, he “doesn’t kill” and “doesn’t use guns” yet he drives a tank armed with fricking rockets get the frick out of here.
    Plus this guy saw his parents get killed as a child and now dresses up as a bat. I don’t even want to imagine what his sexuality is but it can’t be normal. Batman is cringe.
    And dont forget this homie is an ultra rich mf who goes out at night to beat up poor people. Like as a wagie I find it fricking offensive. He’s a fricking fascist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a low-level career criminal
      >head to local watering hole to see what's what
      >see Jimmy
      >haven't seen him in thre years since he got busted
      >he's gkt crutches
      >get over to him and he's got one fricking leg
      >"yeah we got busted by the bat last time... some of us literally. Turns out that batman broke my knee so bad the shards of bone cause permanent damage to the nerves and tendons. They had to amputate...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to getting tortured to death by the mob? Not exactly comparable if you wanna talk deterrence for crime. You’re not exactly making a point here.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batfleck bodies them all and it's not even close

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah cause he actually bodies people it’s literally the only answer

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WARESDUHDATONATUUH

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reaches for his bat-emo repellant

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think he does that voice when he fricks?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy trained by ninjas
    >or the guy who isn't

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of my way skinny boys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >batfat

      gtfo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mind shattering how Batfleck unironically blew all the other live action Bats out of the water. Even Bale and Keaton who at the time were the quintessential live action Batman look like children in cosplay compared to Batfleck.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the day he was announced as Batman everyone thought it was a terrible decision and made fun of it. Me included. He turned out to be based as frick

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale's, experience

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, I hate the Batman fans on this board. Except the Batman '89 fans. You guys are cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      BatKeaton was the worst Batman, he killed and put a bomb on people.
      Like that youtube man said.
      And yes all the other Batmans sucks too. Literally only Clooney doesn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he killed and put a bomb on people
        I fail to understand how that makes him the worst Batman.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he killed, killing is not Batman like.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so whyd you post a pic from batman returns?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ninja one.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    battinson whoops his ass

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