Realistically, without any meme "plot armor " answer.....how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?

Realistically, without any meme "plot armor " answer.....how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?

P.S - responding that "plot armor IS batman", just know you are a moronic homosexual troony

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Assassination I think is really the only chance Batman has to take out Superman.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Using kryptonite or magic. Same as everyone else. You dumb, or stupid?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Power armor and Kryptonite, same as luthor.

      Kryptonite doesn't take effect instantly, it'll take a few seconds at least and for Supes that may as well be a lifetime. If we're disregarding personality and just have two bloodthirsty animals at each others throats the fight is over before Batman even knows it's started. Also capeshit is for morons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Red Light, Gold Kryptonite, Environmental ambush, supersuits, magic items, etcetera

        Kryptonite does take effect instantly in at least 50% of its appearances. In half its appearances just seeing a small shard of it across the room is enough to floor Clark instantly. Cherrypicking instances where different writers portray it as less effective does not discount the plentiful instances where this is the case.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You disprove your own point by pointing out how inconsistent kryptonite is. Also, Supes flies into the stratosphere and orbital bombs the Wayne manor with laser eyes because frick you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce flies into the stratosphere faster than Clark in the Hellbat and and beats Clark to death in a single punch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If we're disregarding personality and just have two bloodthirsty animals at each others throats
        I really fricking hate this cope. At that point they aren't even Superman and Batman anymore, you may as well be pitting a random mindless kryptonian against a random mindless human.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You e essentially entered a thread to unironically argue why it’s very premise is dumb. Which sure, go ahead, but don’t act like “teehee Superman wouldn’t kill his le frenz” is in any way worth posting let alone arguing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's the whole point of the thread you fricking sperg

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Power armor and Kryptonite, same as luthor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He can’t anyone disagreeing is moronic.

      Using kryptonite or magic. Same as everyone else. You dumb, or stupid?

      Kryptonite lets normal people win against Superman. Batman doesn't need plot armor to think of a creative way to use Kryptonite against Superman. It's only plot armor if Batman is trying to fight Superman in a head-to-head fight.

      OP said without plot armor. Superman heat visions or freeze breathes Batman from a mile away. Instant win.

      >how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight
      Simple, Supes wouldn't want to fight any of his friends to the death or whatever else you may have been implying.
      Because Supes is a good dude.

      He doesn't but that's okay because Superman wouldn't hurt or try to kill his best friends.

      >wouldn’t kill his friends
      then leave the thread. I don’t why people say dumb shit like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OP said without plot armor. Superman heat visions or freeze breathes Batman from a mile away. Instant win.
        Is that before of after a Bat-bot cuts his head off with a Krytponite knife?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >plot armor: the robot
          OP said no plot armor, good try though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >is that batman using technology
            >wtf he never does that it's plot armor
            LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >exploiting canon weaknesses is plot armor
        Shut the frick up dumbass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, imagining Superman wouldnt employ long range attacks is the plot armor. Batman can’t catch cars. Batman can’t tank buildings being dropped on him. His is a man who routinely struggles against street villains and the Gotham police anyone who truly thinks there’s a believable way for him to beat Superman without PIS or plot armor is simply moronic. It’s genuinely not even a discussion.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >is a man who routinely struggles against street villains and the Gotham police

            The average gothamites are not street level. The fastest man alive is to scared to go there and we have multiple stories of Batman rogues gallery mind breaking none Batman characters.

            there is no point in having this thread, Batgays are some of the most insurable homosexuals in all of comics, it's like trying to convince a troony they are mentally ill and not a woman.

            the fact the batgays think picrel is acceptable is all the proof I need that they are as mentally ill as trannies

            Yes it's acceptable because Batman and Batman accessories have been consistently shown being superior.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kryptonite lets normal people win against Superman. Batman doesn't need plot armor to think of a creative way to use Kryptonite against Superman. It's only plot armor if Batman is trying to fight Superman in a head-to-head fight.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't but that's okay because Superman wouldn't hurt or try to kill his best friends.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, another anon has a brain. Cool.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight
    Simple, Supes wouldn't want to fight any of his friends to the death or whatever else you may have been implying.
    Because Supes is a good dude.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because unlike Batman, Superman doesn't want to kill or hurt his friends so he goes easy on him.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically a character with a canon level of power of Superman and the Flash, there should be no evil one Earth other than those who can even remotely touch their speed. An attosecond. In an attsecond flash or superman could patrol all of the planet and stop every crime ever.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Batkek did it by spreading kryptonite in the air beforehand
    Cyborg Batman did it by giving himself a nanite body
    Doomsday Batman did it by giving himself Doomsday powers
    Prime Batman did it by building a robot version of himself that's stronger than all the justice league put together and wrecks Clark in their 1v1

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically

    Realistically all Batman would need to kill Superman would be a teleporter like they have on the Watchtower. Just turn him inside out or teleport his head to the moon. Batman could kill Superman anywhere in the world instantly as if he were The Flash with a smart phone.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most magical powers would never really work in confrontation. You have to suspend disbelief. Think of two Jedis fighting. In real life they would probably just explode each other's hearts with the force.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to explode somebody's heart with the Force would be easy to anticipate because it is so specific you would have to think about it in advance at least a little. It is a very finely tuned application of Force telekinesis which other Force sensitives would be able to anticipate far enough in advance to counter it. Using The Force isn't like making a wish. It is more like using Ki manipulation through kata. Flamethrowers, bombs, and booby traps are great counters to Force users because they are either something that can be used as a quickdraw or prepared long enough in advance for the intent not to catch the attention of someone passively listening to the Force.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the world's smartest man can't kill him despite dedicating his life to it, I don't see why the world's other smartest man would be able to pull it off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the world's other smartest man has pulled it off again and again and again

      Batkek did it by spreading kryptonite in the air beforehand
      Cyborg Batman did it by giving himself a nanite body
      Doomsday Batman did it by giving himself Doomsday powers
      Prime Batman did it by building a robot version of himself that's stronger than all the justice league put together and wrecks Clark in their 1v1

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Batman wouldn't fight fair and he wouldnt fight directly if he didn't have to do so I dont know why supergays keep insisting batman shouldn't be able to win

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With preptime? I mean he always has that magitech armor that makes him Darkseid level that has literally no downside after he reforged it that he never uses for some reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >prep time
      You know Superman is also alive during then. I mean in the time it takes Batman to come up with one convoluted plan Superman has thought up over 1 million.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1 million stupid ones. Bruce is a genius and Clark is a puny nitwit compared to his brain.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Clark is a veteran investigative reporter.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce is the smartest being on Earth. Clark is an easily tricked moron.

            You disprove your own point by pointing out how inconsistent kryptonite is. Also, Supes flies into the stratosphere and orbital bombs the Wayne manor with laser eyes because frick you.

            Bruce's regular bodyarmor easily tanked an attempted killing blow from Jon's lasers and he shrugged it off. Try again.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Clark is an easily tricked moron
              He literally has a brain rivaling supercomputers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And yet Clark admits time and time again that he often can't even comprehend the genius thoughts Luthor thinks of (Lex who also admitted BatCHAD is smarter than him)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's the plot armor OP mentioned.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand how intelligence works. A calculator can solve a math problem faster than you but it certainly isn't as intelligent as you thogh I'm probably giving you too much credit in your case

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ok. Clark would still have an eternity to figure out several plans to beat Bruce in the same time it would take Bruce to think up just one. Clark could learn everything about the sciences like physics, biology, chemistry and such in the time it would take Bruce to blink.
              It doesn't matter how smart Bruce is when Clark has all the time in the world. He's not an idiot. He's a seriously intelligent reporter. He's not a drooling moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and yet no matter how much Clark's moron brain tries to read books and comprehend, he'll never understand it the way Bruce does because Bruce is a genius and Clark is a low-iq nitwit. That's why Bruce builds supersuits stronger than superman and superman can't think of anything except "DURR PUNCH BADGUY".

                That's why Bruce beats the shit out of him. Every time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just read what this dude wrote.

                You don't understand how intelligence works. A calculator can solve a math problem faster than you but it certainly isn't as intelligent as you thogh I'm probably giving you too much credit in your case

                Superman out-thinks Bruce if that word makes any sense. Bruce literally would have no prep time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whether Clark has thought acceleration varies based on canon. IIRC it's a speed force only power in comics.

                [...]
                Intelligence at a fundamental level is a measure of how long a system would take to solve a problem. A calculator "isn't as intelligent as you" because it doesn't have general intelligence, but when comparing two systems with general intelligence, the faster system is smarter. Likewise if you were comparing two calculators, the faster one would be described as smarter.

                Why do you assume that Superman can out think Batman?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because Superman is intelligent and very fast.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Clark could learn
                That's the problem, Batgod already have completely knowledge of everything. Supercuck girlfriend is a better reporter than him and Bruce is the world greatest detective.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whether Clark has thought acceleration varies based on canon. IIRC it's a speed force only power in comics.

                You don't understand how intelligence works. A calculator can solve a math problem faster than you but it certainly isn't as intelligent as you thogh I'm probably giving you too much credit in your case

                Intelligence at a fundamental level is a measure of how long a system would take to solve a problem. A calculator "isn't as intelligent as you" because it doesn't have general intelligence, but when comparing two systems with general intelligence, the faster system is smarter. Likewise if you were comparing two calculators, the faster one would be described as smarter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Intelligence is also if a system can solve a problem at all. A calculator can never write a symphony no matter the time, it's not hardwired with that capability. Bruce is hardwired with capabilities Clark is not no matter the timeframe because Bruce is much smarter than he at a basic level.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Clark is not
                Clark has general intelligence. He is just as capable as Bruce of thinking of the solutions to shit. There is no idea Bruce could think of that Clark could no also think of. You're spouting bullshit wank and misunderstanding how intelligence works.

                Clark and Bruce could both write symphonies given enough time, as per your example.

                [...]

                Why do you assume that Superman can out think Batman?

                I don't. Superman whether or not Superman has thought acceleration varies. That's why Batman is smarter. FLASH could outthink Batman and that DC ignores this is fricking stupid. He could literally do it by brute force if he had to, but he could do it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                > Clark has general intelligence. He is just as capable as Bruce of thinking of the solutions to shit. There is no idea Bruce could think of that Clark could no also think of.
                Bruce has GENIUS intelligence and there are many idea Bruce could think of that Clark could never no matter the time. Like building supersuits more powerful than the entire Justice League or Darkseid.
                Calculators can’t write or read or build. They are faster than humans at math, but they lack the mental capacity to do anything they’re not built for. In the same way Bruce’s superior intelligence is why no matter the time Clark is unable to grasp the genius that pours forth from Bruce’s anima. He’s too stupid. Faster. But still stupider.

                And that’s the true lesson behind DC comics. Clark has never worked hard a day in his life. Bruce EARNED his superior intelligence. Worked for it. Trained his mind until it was better than the lazy, spoiled, pampered alien who was born with a silver spoon jammed in his piehole. Bruce went through hell and fought like hell for his entire life and that’s why when he came out the other end he had trained his body and mind through sheer hard work and effort to be so much smarter than anything Clark xould hope to achieve with his mere speed-advantage vs Bruce’s factually superior mind and strength and willpower. That’s the moral parable behind DC comixs: hard work can do anything. Laziness will make you weak and dumb. That’s why Batchad beats the shit out of little cucky clark everytime.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce was born into a rich family. He literally never had to struggle until he chose to as an adult. Clark grew up in the midwest in a farm town.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce chose to work hard and earn his strength after watching his parents get gunned down in an alleyway because he’s a chad. Clark grew up pampered with living loving adopted parents and was handed superpowers from god that meant he never had to work hard a day in his entire life because he’s a low-t beta.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bruce was born rich

                He also lost something no amount of money in the world can replace. Clark didn't grow up rich but he grew up in a loving home and being a famer does not equal being poor. Many farms operate in the millions

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you esl?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bruce has GENIUS intelligence
                Which quite literally means he thinks fast. That's what intelligence is a measure of.
                >and there are many idea Bruce could think of that Clark could never no matter the time
                [citation needed]
                Monkeys on typewriters, etc
                >Like building supersuits more powerful than the entire Justice League or Darkseid.
                Superman built that shit magitech nanite by magitech nanite in the fricking sun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Batman designed it. All Clark did was help forge the metal and he needed the entire league to help him do it. And then Bruce later built it from scratch even more powerful and built it himself in secret inside the batcave. And then Bruce also built Failsafe by himself in the Batcave which defeated Clark the cuck and the entire rest of the league at the same time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >All Clark did was help forge the metal
                Bruh, he did nanoscale machining in the fricking sun. You're selling shit short. He didn't crap out a diamond. He finalized the fricking armor build. An armor made of super hard magic nanites. That required knowing what he was fricking doing and doing it while fricking blind. The sun's a nuclear reactor kicking out every kind of particle imaginable. He had to do that shit by feel/memory. Motherfricker did precision engineering blind and you're acting like he just dropped a hot iron into a bucket of oil or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. Here. This is like performing integral calculus in your head (It's not possible. No one can do it. No Einstein, Feynman, or literally anyone).

                This inconsistency is what's waning me off of comics. Sometimes Flash and Superman use their speed to absorb information ridiculously fast and they are super smart. And Clark can build robots and perform surgery through people's eyes using his lasers, and Barry can become an expert in pretty much anything in seconds. Yet other times they're fycking moronic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No lol he hit the finished nanite metal with a hammer in the sun to heat strengthen it. Cyborg did the nanites, Clark just bashed it with a hammer until it’s stronger lol what a joke and then Bruce made a stronger version by himself in the batcave he didn’t even need to go to the sun or hit it with a hammer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Cyborg did the nanites
                The whole armor was fricking nanites and Cyborg was the fourth member of the league to work on it. Superman made the fricking nanites you fricknugget.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you have yet to show him making any nanites. Just bashing an already formed piece of metal withh a hammer to heatproof it. No nanite making. Just a hammer and an anvil and an already made chestpiece. And also your cope of course supercuck

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Just bashing an already formed piece of metal with a hammer to heatproof it.
                That doesn't show any anvil or metal. Also the armor was canonically made of nanites. You're b***hing about nonsense.

                Also, you're b***hing about nonsense. Shit's obviously creative license. Where the frick would Superman get a sunproof hammer?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get what this dude's problem is. Several iterations of Superman have had it so Clark was himself a genius who did all sorts of experiments in his own lab at the Fortress of Solitude.

                Show me Clark doing half of this

                >Need to read books and ask other humans for help to do basic surgery

                Lucky Batman is not stupid like Superman.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. Here. This is like performing integral calculus in your head (It's not possible. No one can do it. No Einstein, Feynman, or literally anyone).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yawn
                > Superman needs to use his powers and be a calculator to do basic math with a large amount of data for humans
                >Batman use his genius to solve new and complex problems

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its not basic math though.
                Seriously what are you? A child, Hispanic, or comic book geek?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He still need the assistant of professional humans. While Batman is a solo act.

                > Bruce is the smartest being on Earth.

                He's not though, Superman is smarter than him in his own book. They just need to make the rest of the Justice League not use their brains whenever he's around otherwise stating he wouldn't be the "smart guy" by stating the obvious. There are moments where he tells someone to use their powers in ways they've done a thousand times before.

                I know it's hard to believe but Batman is Jack of all trades, master of all. He evaded the unavoidable Omega Beam of Darkseid. Tagged the faster than Speed Force speed of Flash. Tied in cqc against the Warrior Goddess of Truth, Wonder Woman. Swam faster than the Aquaman, King of the Sea and save him from drowning. Hacked the god computer powered by the Source without Cyborg being aware. Willpower his way through Green Lantern's forcefield and stole his ring. Defeated multiple multiversal killers that would had overwhelmed and killed Superman.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah alright. Batgod wins. Can't beat plot armor.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of that stuff happened, in fact in the pic you use Batman just sits in a chair after the guy leaves it, uses it for worthless shit and then finds he's unable to handle the power. Pretty much all of Batmans best moments are just being gifted things, all the Dark Batmen got their powers by stealing from the Justice League. Which leads back to plot armor, he's given high level access despite his constant frick ups and abuses.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

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              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Need to read books and ask other humans for help to do basic surgery

                Lucky Batman is not stupid like Superman.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                “AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THERE NO BOOKS TELLING ME EXACTLY HOW TO CURE JOKER TOXIN I’M LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT NEW PROBLEMS MYSELF”
                - Clark “cuck” Kent

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying Batman didn't need to read books to learn how to perform surgery?

                [...]
                Show me Clark doing half of this [...]

                >Show me Clark doing half of this
                Show me Clark *needing* to do half of that shit?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As for why the Flashes aren't considered the smartest beings in existence, that's because DC's writing is absolute hot burning sewage treatment's dumpsterfire trash shithole ass frick garbage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > Bruce is the smartest being on Earth.

              He's not though, Superman is smarter than him in his own book. They just need to make the rest of the Justice League not use their brains whenever he's around otherwise stating he wouldn't be the "smart guy" by stating the obvious. There are moments where he tells someone to use their powers in ways they've done a thousand times before.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batman is smarter than Superman tho.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hardly matters. Superman has far more time. You got can ask one smart guy and one smarter guy to solve the same problem, and if you give one of them way more time to solve it they'll probably get it right more than the other guy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I could give you a million years of life and you'd never figure out the things Einstein and Heisenberg did. Fact is Clark's limited by the fact Bruce is a hardworking genius and he's just a fast lazy idiot.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You need a reality check.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Literally everything you said is verifiably objectively false.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Failsafe-Sama curbstomps

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Platinum Kryptonite. And I fricking defy you to tell me he doesn't have a bank vault full of the shit for some rainy day that he doesn't use for no reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He actually does have the only piece of it in existence. He even used it on Gotham Girl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gotham and Gotham Girl were so cool when they debuted. DC really dropped the ball with them

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?
    By not getting into said fight in the first place?
    Batman is a mary sue with plot armour
    Superman is a mary sue's mary sue who is physically immune to everything but a macguffin weakness

    Any conflict between the two will always be 90% wordswordswords and unsatisfying no matter who wins

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lex Luthor has been Superman's archnemesis for decades yet people keep making these stupid questions

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get what this dude's problem is. Several iterations of Superman have had it so Clark was himself a genius who did all sorts of experiments in his own lab at the Fortress of Solitude.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None of them were as powerful as Bruce’s tech, and Clark needed Daddy Jor-El’s Fortress of Solitude to do all the science for him

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Superman would let him win cause they're friends

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    funny thread

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't. The whole "prep time" argument was never anything more than a silent admission that Batman is worthless against pretty much anyone without a massive crutch and heavy narrative bias.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can beat God
    >some malformed frickwit in a top hat can end his life by stabbing him with an umbrella through armor that can easily resist the punch of said God
    Batman can outthink the universe's greatest mind? Sure. Batman needs a supercomputer and a few nights to figure out that some dickhead sending out riddles might be the Riddler? Also good.

    God damned Chargeman Ken is more consistent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >God
      >superman
      cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Realistically, without any meme "plot armor " answer.....how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?

      He doesn't. He'd try to shoot superman with a bullet shaped kryptonite shard but Superman would hear it because of his super hearing and just dodge it and kill him. If Superman were to ever charge at Batman who's got Kryptonite hidden in his armor somewhere Superman would just realize he's feeling weak and back off because he figures Batman has Kryptonite and eye beam him to death from a safe distance. Superman could freeze him with his cold breath, he could clap his hands together and let the shockwaves from that clap combust Batmans body apart or grab him and chuck him into the sun at full force
      He could just throw big shit at Batman and win, he doesn't even have to fully engage himself in the fight
      The only way Batman wins fights with Superman is if Superman just completely forgets the decades long friendship he's had with the guy and everything he's learned about him like his code to his ever increasing paranoia.
      Who cares if Batman is lel uber smart detective, if that guy you know who is a paranoid dude bordering on schizophrenia is trying to throw hands with you you would know he's probably gonna do some really fricked shit and simply keep your distance and take him out without ever having thrown a punch. Really the only way Batman wins these duels is because the person with powers has their IQ lowered to room temperature and completely forgets that Batman regularly recruits teenagers to help him fight crazy clown people and scarecrows

      This is why Batman should've just stuck to his own world instead of crossing over with people far above him
      A guy who has contigency plans for a Greek demi-god, A powerful alien, a kid with the powers granted to him from a wizard that puts him on par with said powerful alien, and a guy who's faster than all of them shouldn't have problems with a guy who makes Riddles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly this. Batman is best when he stays in his lane.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lex not on Earth right now or something? Even Brainiac says Lex is several tiers above Bruce in the brains department. Why do frickers keep saying Bruce is the smartest person on Earth?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Either you're pulling that out of your ass, or they(or you), are getting confused by him being The World's Greatest Detective and ONE OF the world's smartest people. Another person on that list, maybe higher than him is Mr. Terrific.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reread what I wrote cause I am not saying Batman is the smartest person on Earth.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Right, you're claiming that other people keep saying that.
          And I'm clarifying what their mistake is, or what you're making up to be someone else's mistake.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Other people are saying it *in this thread* so how the frick could I be making it up? READ dude. Frick's sake.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-Bat God homosexuals sure are some joyless frickers. Bat God shenanigans are fun as frick, get over yourselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're such a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is when he defeats superhumans and then gets his shit pushed by a guy in clown makeup in his own book

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        basically cause Supes doesn't want to kill Batsy and Batsy doesn't want to kill the clown

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even just Superman though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Joker is also a Justice League threat like Batman. Martian Manhunter struggle to mind control him, he defeated Aquaman in his environment. Defeated wonder woman by paralyzing her. Manage to poison the Flash although he is immune to all toxins. Make Superman suicidal multiple times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You've gotta be fricking shitting me mate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            SEETHE aquaKEK.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I really don't give a shit about any of these characters, just amused at how laughable capeshit writing is. Why bother portraying Batman as a mortal man at this point?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know that Luthor is human but constantly hands Supes his own ass,right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he doesn't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP specified that plot armor is off though

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe some magic where Lois dies if he dies, then kryptonite suit to finish off.
    Unless he gets enough leverage to keep the guy off balance, Superman can finish him both instantly and by attrition.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >answer.....how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?
    Superman and Batman are best friends. Superman wouldn't want to hurt his friend.
    Sorry about your edgelord brain.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After reading through this thread, I've never been more convinced that Batman is the most moronic superhero character ever. He takes Gary Stu bullshit to a new level. It's a joke. If you can read Batman comics and appreciate them as anything more than a comedy amalgamation of Gary Stu bullshit and just read it to see how absurd and stupid it can get then you have a negative IQ. I am not joking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >An alien who can fly and shoot laser from his eyes don't break my suspension of disbelief.

      >Nooooooooooo Batman can't work hard to do amazing stuff. He's an unrealistic Gary stu.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I accept that aliens exist and probably have a host of wildly different attributes and traits than we humans.

        That has nothing to do with Batman, a normal fricking human, being able to pull the type of bullshit he gets away with. These writers clearly just want to have their cake and eat it too. Make Batman a "normal" """human""" because it establishes a deviation from the norm, but then conjure up an array of absurd and unfrickingfathomable feats that no human would ever be able to manage. This isn't even a Batman vs. Superman thing either, because I don't give a shit about Supes. I just can't fathom why any of you would waste a second of your time unironically investing in a character like this:

        Batkek did it by spreading kryptonite in the air beforehand
        Cyborg Batman did it by giving himself a nanite body
        Doomsday Batman did it by giving himself Doomsday powers
        Prime Batman did it by building a robot version of himself that's stronger than all the justice league put together and wrecks Clark in their 1v1

        But this partially ties into why I think most DC and Marvel comic heroes are moronic, or at least powerlevel discussions about them are. Ultimately it just comes down to which character has the most material. Which character has the most adaptations, installments, portrayals, interpretations, etc. Because the more people there are creating material about you, the greatet the chance that at least one of those people will be a powerwank moron and create an adaptation that pushes their favorite character to absurdly moronic powerlevels. Doesn't mattet how absurd it is. Doesn't matter how stupid it is. Doesn't matter how bizarre and wholly out of character it is for Batman to say some shit like "OH I KNOW, I'LL GIVE MYSELF DOOMSDAY POWERS" or "WAIT WHY DON'T I JUST MAKE A ROBOT SUIT OF ARMOR THAT'S STRONGER THAN ALL OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE COMBINED????" because now it's written. It's in print. It's established canon. And now your favorite character is a moronic Gary Fricking Stu who can run faster than the flash and hit harder than superman and ejaculate plasma beams.

        All of you are fricking morons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand, he earned all of his nonsensical asspulls and contrivances because he trained REALLY HARD offscreen

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost a century old franchise to sell merchandise. I think you're moronic arguing over power level bullshit based on different writer biases and editorial meddling.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not arguing over any of that shit. My entire point is that those arguments are moronic, and I'm usingvBatman as an example of why they're so moronic. Learn how to read.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean that’s a lot of words to say “anyone who thinks Batman can beat Superman is moronic”. Which, make no mistake, is completely true. Just a long way to the promise land with that little tantrum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you stupid b***h. Bat GODS run this place. We OWN YOUR FRICKING SOUL.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to all 90ib superbetas Clark is canonically terrified of his master BatCHAD and fears to invoke his cruel master’s anger lest he be struck down like the impudent gnat that he is

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Supercuckold confirmed terrified and shitting in his diaper at the thought that BatCHAD is gonna beat the crap out of him with his pimp ring until he starts crying for mercy and offers Lois’ vegana to BatANNIHILATOR just as Clark does to all the plentiful men who have fricked Lois and Jon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kryptonite ring
      This will never not be stupid, simply because Superman has so many ways to kill Batman in case Superman goes murdercrazy. If he flew into space to snatch a giant asteroid and throw it at Earth, what's a fricking ring going to do about it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batman already have satellite that will stop Superman. Or he can turn the Sun red when he see him leave earth orbit without his permission.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Superman can destroy Batman's satellite in half a second. He can destroy all the satellites in half a second.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >instantly turn the sun red and immediately convert a solar systems worth of solar energy
          Nope.

          batCHAD would speedblitz and beat the shit out of him before he even leaves the ground.

          >Tom king
          Might as well post Taylor’s injustice. King had catwoman solo three flashes he’s a cia shitposter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        batCHAD would speedblitz and beat the shit out of him before he even leaves the ground.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there is no point in having this thread, Batgays are some of the most insurable homosexuals in all of comics, it's like trying to convince a troony they are mentally ill and not a woman.

          the fact the batgays think picrel is acceptable is all the proof I need that they are as mentally ill as trannies

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one even mentioning one of the biggest advantages than Bruce have over sups.
    > His whole support team.
    But even then bat's can't do shit if them are out the room
    I think what rook told Ben once applies to almost every member of the JLA
    > How many times have you saved earth ALONE ? ZERO

    That's why I never get why people says Batman V Superman it's always The whole bat family n friends V Superman

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't, which is why people find him boring

  37. 1 year ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    whoever would win would be whoever the author wants to win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? That’s literally what plot armor is, authorial interference with internal logic and consistency. So no, it’s not whoever the author would win because authorial whims are removed from the situation.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only way Batman stands a chance is if Superman is in "Bruce pls let's just talk" mode, in which case he could lure him into a trap and catch him off-guard. If Superman was ever going in for the kill, Batman would be dead before he even had a chance to register what was happening.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Realistically, without any meme "plot armor " answer.....how does Batman ever stand a chance against Superman in a fight?
    Just call Billy who is able to take on superman as he isn't resistant to magic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I can beat a heavyweight boxing champ if I hire another heavyweight boxing champ to fight them
      Wouldn't that mean Billy wins and Batman just watched? Also, why does Batman get outside help but not Superman? Wouldn't that be admitting Batman can't beat Superman?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unless he has kryponite...Zero fricking chance.
    Superman is basically a god, Batman realistically can't do shit that can hurt him.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't

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