Really though, why do people think Tom Cruise is gay?

Really though, why do people think Tom Cruise is gay?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty obvious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Projection

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because of Top Gun volleyball scene, I think Tarantino did a quick rundown on that.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard anybody say that.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    70% of millennials and 90% of zoomers are gay or trans so they just assume everyone else is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like 5% of millenials and 20% zoomers. Loads of sexy zoomers lads all dressing up as girls these days. Their indignity both disgusts and arouses me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Rachel Levine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day homosexual scum

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No straight man has ever jumped on a sofa and waved his hands in the air for anything, not even the birth of their first born

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The most convincing proof so far

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Hollywood leading men are either gay, bisexual, or willing to do gay things to further there career. Every single mildly handsome actor that is successful has gotten their butthole turned inside out and mouth stuffed by shadowy figures

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a myth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe this

        If the women have to do it why do you think the men don’t? There’s tons of gay men in Hollywood, gay powerful men. And there are already a fair amount of over the hill actors whistleblowing about it. The really top actors don’t dare to say anything because they don’t want it to ruin their image.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't speak out because they have sexual blackmail on tape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowy figures
      Too much shade. I can't see who it is. Light some candles.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's not predatory towards women. he could use his clout to frick a non-stop barrage of teenage girls, but he doesn't. what a gay.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a mystery

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably gays started the rumour. They're obsessed with forcing their gayness on everybody. OR maybe he refused some fat chick and she told everyone he was gay.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personal theory, he’s asexual or just not really interested in sex. Even in his movies the dude has no sexual energy. Plus all his relationships irl seem fake and just for pr/ procreation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could see that. He has extreme drive to succeed, but it seems to mainly go into his work. It does seem like he really wanted to be a father tho and i bet Suri is his real daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was molested by israeli producers at a young age and it turned him gay. Many such cases.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2000s """humor"""

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All those fish stories were sure strange.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In reality a european tabloid had an interview with a dude that claimed to have had a gay relationship with Cruise. Cruise fought the tabloid and the guy, who lost and backpedaled on the story, but people said "if it's not true why did he fight it so much" and that was that. Apparently fighting defamation means you're whatever it was told you were.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are jealous

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause he's so ugly.lol

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