>*record scratch*. >*freeze frame*. >"Yep, that's me."

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Yep, that's me."

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're probably wondering why I'm about to run over that baby
    >but trust me. That kid has it coming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fair. No fair.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That kid didn't fly so good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he did, he flew the kite.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PETERBILT! IM CALLIN YOU OUT!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPTIMUS NO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's OK, he's just starting his adventure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give me your face!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kid was just trying to warn the driver that he didn't wanna go down that raad. that raad there is cursed, you know.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody ever talks about how smart it was to make him hold the kite string- completely hides the wire they used to pull him out of the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf they actually had the truck go fast towards the kid and not stop???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They actually used the camera trick of backing up the truck really fast and playing it in reverse. The string was actually to tie down the kid because he won't stop wandering away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf they actually had the truck go fast towards the kid and not stop???

      john landis did the stunts for this movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T WANNA BE BURIED IN A PET SEMATARY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a banger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN... OH NO... NOT AGAIN...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman theme was their best song

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoo hoo hoo, right Robin?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't something like this really happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On that road? Oh yeah, lotta history on that road. You don't wanna go down that road. There's a bridge down that road, that bridge is curse you know. They built that bridge with the bones of 200 Chinese laborers in the Massacre of ‘34. Yup, lotta history down that road.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No at one point my mom told me about some kid that got ran over by a truck on some country road. I remember that she was killed instantly, there was no ambulance, the family just took her body and buried her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was a moron kid who lived down the street from me who was "skateboarding" by laying on the board and rolling down the driveway, and he did thay going right into the street and got his moronic jug head squashed by a car. His mother was a lunch lady at the school and looked like a faces of meth poster and she had a lot of public grieving about it. I figure she felt conflicted about not having a moron son burden but also for letting it happen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you asking if children sometimes get run over by semi trucks in the United States? I imagine it happens every so often dude, there's plenty of places where it could happen. A driver comes through, some punk ass kid is off its leash and runs into the road, gets turned into a fine paste, it's not like it's a wild scenario. I don't know of any famous cases tho, so its either so common that it doesn't make the news or it's so rare that I'm totally wrong.
          Did that family you were talking about happen to bury her down that road?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know man, I'd ask my mom, but she doesn't usually remember one off stories she told me years ago and she's also asleep.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > the family just took her body and buried her.
          Must have been one of the self reliant races.
          Tired of people thinking the government is thier daddy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Government pretending to be everybody's personal boogeyman is the only reason they have taxpayers.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone on Cinemaphile described this shot as if the kite string looks like he's wielding a katana and is going to slice the truck in half like an anime move. It's fricking hilarious.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kwab

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you made my night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankie's speed is obviously superior, hell be fine.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >family arrives to new house
    >baby son almost wanders into road and is almost hit by truck
    >neighbor saves the kid
    >tells family that the trucks drive on this road all the time and way too fast and that lots of animals have been hit by them
    >family in which the dad is a doctor doesn't put up a fricking fence around their property

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that fight at the funeral

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU STINKIN’ SHIT!!! YOU KILLER OF CHILDREN!!!
        Lmao the movie turned into a comedy at this moment

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