*record scratch*
>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got in this situation...
*record scratch*. >yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got in this situation...
*record scratch*
>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got in this situation...
A Prop from a 90's music video?
Looks like it's made of the same material as those cup holders from McDonalds.
That shit gets hard. I hate trying to break them down to throw away.
You don't need to break them down. Just toss them in the recycling bin instead of the trash
Throw them out the window of your car on a dark rode
if i find you droppin shit on the parking lot again i will fuck you up
>Looks like it's made of the same material as those cup holders from McDonalds.
and the head is made out of binoculars.
These are the best fire starters in the world. Egg cartons also work super well.
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Wait a second. Are you telling me you can bypass the ads on free youtube movies by posting them to /misc/?
Sshhhh
The US congress thing about UFOs was already retarded but of course Hispanics had to one-up it
This lmao. This is just riding American coat tails
Breaking Bad vs Metástasis: UFO Edition
>US and Mexico having a friendly rivalry over something
Kinda wholesome.
Hispanics are die hards when it comes to paranormal shit, it was only inevitable.
Mexican here, this is exactly what happened, our current president IS that petty.
>aliens are just humans but grey
waow
>ayyy jajajaja
jaja
why is there a dollar store thermometer next to that "alien"?
Probably to monitor the humidity of the enclosure. I have the exact same one in my sunroom to check humidity. It was $5.
Mexicans think it's alien technology.
that's just an alarm clock
>ay lmaos are real
pls be real
Also imagine the hilarious plot twist if they have been posting online for years and they are the ones who made the ay lmao meme
me after watching 20 hours of kinos back to back and going into kino overdose and dying of pure kino
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LOOY AT HIS LIPSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHABHABAHAJAHAHAHHAHA
no that's just the average sized aztec
New footage leaked.
A daring synthesis
Hehehe; when did piccolo get buried in ice?
>when the planet is collapsing on itself but you gotta coom.
>tfw gooning for 16h to earth sluts again
Heh
fuck yes
We've all been there at one time or another. That's cooming rock bottom. Unmistakable.
Funny, my sand castles look like real castles more then that pile of (dirt) shit looks like a dead creature.
Pay some fucking respect, that's Supreme Commander Thor. He helped mankind defeat the Go'auld invaders many time. He's a friend of Earth.
>man who previously had a fake mummified alien comes forward with new mummified aliens that are definitely real this time I promise
It's all so tiresome.
Doesn't the mexican pres believe in elves and shit?
It look like a leprechaun to me
Qrd?
Whoa, Cocaine addiction has NOT been kind to Dobbie....
Mayan duendes
Some places in latam still burn witches.
Jaime Mausan is a well known shameless scammer. Beats me how he hasn't been in jail yet.
The burning of witches is a protestant thing anon.
Actual christians never believed in that nonsense.
They did burn heretics though, and justifiably so.
Bitch, please.
Wtf mexican are basados?
>uhhh the most famous witch burning ever, Joan of Arc, DOES NOT COUNT!!! because... Um she's le canonized now!!!
Papists are retards
>uhhh the most famous witch burning ever, Joan of Arc, DOES NOT COUNT!!! because... Um she's le canonized now!!!
Nice try rabbi. Joan of Arc wasnt a witch. Was heresy (like they told you already) and she wasnt even killed for that.
She was 100% pardoned from execution and was thrown in jail. But she was baited into dressing like a man in jail, and she was killed for dressing like a man. She wasnt killed for heresy, the first charge, much less for witchcraft.
>uhhhh technically
>Joan of Arc wasnt a witch.
she was a witch come on she did so much witch stuff
she was burned by the english who were proto protestant at that point
>Papists out if nowhere
No, anon. You are the retard
You dont?
>literal proof aliens
>people can't believe it so just make memes
What is it going to fucking take? An alien probing your ass?
me proving an alien (female) ass
Besides the fact that this is quite clearly bullshit this has zero tangible effect on anyone's life its like the pictures of a blackhole. It means nothing to anyone and will be forgotten about if now directly proven false within a week.
>pictures of a blackhole
bruh they have sound now
https://twitter.com/MAstronomers/status/1701926196798206407
Those things aren't ever the actual sound. It's just assigning a pitch to a specific color range and as that little line goes around it plays the pitches of the colors.
the guy has literally done this before and it was fake
gee i don't know, maybe something actually real rather than obvious frauds
>but but if it's real you would just call it fake!
no, the fact that you can't tell the difference speaks to your low iq not anyone elses.
The dude doing this is a known scammer and for some reason people keep giving him millions, actually, the guy might be smarter than we think if this shit works.
> Aliens aren't real Mulder
> Scully there's one fucking you right now
It's the fakest looking piece of shit and you actually are convinced like some retarded thirdie
normalfags seethe when you talk about aliens
>NOOOOOO ITS NOT HECKING REAL SCIENCE!!!!!!!!
it's not talking about aliens though it's talking about some mexican gays art project
please tell me people don’t believe this shit
Of course people believe this shit. Never underestimate how far retards will go with narratives they have emotional investment, and lack of sound logical thinking.
What if I ate it.
Looks fake as shit. All of these supposed alien bodies look inorganic and artificial.
Are they trying to distract from the lybia floods
No because I couldn't give less of a shit about what happens in Lybia either way
bro i make labias flood on daily basis it aint no thang
it's pretty cool how alien skin mummifies but the intestines all keep the shape
>mexican researchers
la creatura
Weren't these debunked years ago? Like a burial ritual that messes with the bones or something. Those "mummies" look nothing like mummified humans or animals.
Yeah, but Mausan is doing it now cause the murrican government is being retarded about ayyys again.
Why would they "release" this now
"don't look into Maui"
one time in mexico some dude put a marvels Wasp fig in a jar and said he captured a fairy
and people came from all over to see it and he charged them each like $100 pesos to see it
and people believed it was a real captured fairy
Formerly Mork.
Vamos al Sneed
So this is some mummified kid that went through the head lengthening thing they do, yeah? Or, just some halloween prop.....
That fucking cheap humidity detector they put in there to make it look more believable.
ET?
https://clips.twitch.tv/RepleteHonestPlumberHotPokket-Gz64Cw2h0LKiY_hG
lmao
>giggles
>looks at the chat
>tentatively increases giggles
>looks at the chat
>pauses giggles to read the chat
>sees chat reacting, turns giggles into exaggerated laugh
>keeps looking at chat
>can't control herself, this is just too funny
>one eye still on the chat
>passes out under the table from laughter
>still reading the chat
This was the most cancerous thing I've watched all week.
>I AM.... LE LAUGHING!
and they say women can't act
I cannot even fathom what goes through the minds of rodents like that.
wake up babe a new woman to hate just dropped (i dont have anyone to call babe)
she qt. why is everyone hating on her? incels?
>[derisive laughter]
When you think USA is doing bad, just remember Mexico is down there.
mi ancestro 🙂
..why would it be mummified? Who mummified it?
Da mayanz
>Who mummified it?
It was supposedly found in Peru, so presumably the same people who made the Nazca lines. The people in the area were known to mummify their dead.
they were slaughtered by incas after they landed and their ship was melted down in to gold and other metals that are buried under a temple somewhere
Already debunked.
where?
r/ufos
what thread
No that got rebunked
Can't wait for Snopes to redebunk it
This shit is so kek. Are they actually saying this is real on tv? lel
It's 2023 if you're going to fake an alien you're going to have to do A LOT better than the most stereotypical generic human idea of an alien which is a little grey or green dude.
>"MUMMIFIED ALIENS"
Looks like the cardboard used for egg cartons, I call bullshit
what the FUCK is going on south of the border?
it's ghost rider!
wtf is he deaded??
did piranhas do that
is he ok??
how the fuck is his skull so clean?
Why was Superman just watching? Why didn't he help out?
>a spooky skeleton is inside you right now
>cartel execution is getting 70% of your head dunked into acid melting off your skin, blood, eyes, muscles, and of course brain while fully alive and aware
I have no idea how Mexicans stay in Mexico and are complicit to all this
Drumpf lost chud
Imagine traveling across the galaxy and you end up in some Hispanic display case in Tijuana.
So now that we 100 percent know politics is completely ceremonial entertainment, a mix between WWE and skit shows like World Peace, who's pulling the strings?
space trannies fuck off, we're full
Off-topic thread.
normalfags seethe when you talk about aliens
>NOOOOOO ITS NOT HECKING REAL SCIENCE!!!!!!!!
i wanna see a live, walking and breathing alien
not a dead one
turns out, little grey fella
I can't believe there are retards that are falling for this shit, using the fact that it was presented in the mexican congress as validity. Do these people know nothing of mexican politicians, especially the current ones?
STOP making fun o Cinemaphile, you fuckers!