Red pill me on Terrence Howard.
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Red pill me on Terrence Howard.
Red pill me on Terrence Howard.
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9 + 10 = 21
They wanted to build a new black A-lister, a heterosexual Will Smith, if you will, but they accidentally made him part Chinese.
He's built an army of flying dodecahedrons to revolutionize Uganda forever. What else is there to know?
>If I have one single apple, how many apples do I have?
>TH: TWO, homie!
Diversity hire from the 90s (Dead Presidents) who wound up being a delusional narcissist, pathological liar, and all-around moron.
>Lies about having a college degree
>Lies about college experience
>Believes he is a scientist
>Invented a “new branch of mathematics” (his proofs are hilariously badly-written, grammatically incorrect, and littered with moronation and logical fallacy)
>Believes 1x1=2 (see )
>Believes he’s responsible for the MCU’s success (I guarantee 90% of capeshitters already forgot about him)
>Got dumped during of contract negotiations because he thought he was more important/valuable than he actually was
>Thinks he is about to turn Uganda into Wakanda (because he’s a scientist)
>Numerous accounts of stalking or beating his exes
>So irrelevant that nobody in Hollywood has bothered cancelling him.
>So unlikable, nobody wants to work with him
>Hasn’t got a major/important role for over a decade
>To make ends meet, he gets a small part in some random c-list film every year or so.
That’s basically it. He’s incapable of accepting blame or responsibility, and he thinks that larping as a smart person makes him smart.
>Got dumped during of contract negotiations because he thought he was more important/valuable than he actually was
He thought he should be making RDJ money. He later tried to say that's not true, but that "there shouldn't be that much of a discrepancy" between their paychecks, when RDJ is the lead, an actual actor and Howard is a secondary character and can't act.
He destroyed his chance at making money off residuals for the rest of his life by being a 1 * 1 = 2 moron
Yup. And now Terrance and his micropenis are doing bit parts in shit films to try to make ends meet/rekindle the spark of relevancy, meanwhile Cheadle is set for life. All because Terrance couldn’t handle making less in Iron Man 2.
I'd rather have Terrence than that ugly fricking monkey Cheadle. I hate that fricking black frick so bad. Him doing that shitty 9/11 movie with Adam Sandler made me hate Sandler. And I fricking love Adam Sandler.
>I fricking love Adam sandler
Opinion discarded
Zoomers don't get to opinion discarded
The point is:
But if you hate Cheadle so much, blame Terry for being literally impossible to work with.
>The point is:
frick that monkey Black person for ruining everything he's a part of
>He thought he should be making RDJ money.
He made more than RDJ in Iron Man 1 because RDJ was considered a liability by insurance companies. They then offered him a paycut in Iron Man 2 that was insultingly low compared to what he made for a bit part in 1. He made the right call.
>but how?
>TH: cut it in half
>Me: oh now I get it!
>1/2 = 2
Do NOT show this to Terry, he’ll literally never recover.
>If I count this single apple twice, how many apples do I have
>TH: Trick question, impossible to answer
Genius, visionary, one-man golden age of science and philosophy, what more can we say about Uncle Terry?
in contact with aliens
aka the black Tony Stark.
dead acting career + small penis = ugandan drone fleet
qed
Did he ever get that patent for Terryology?
He has a literal micro penis.
He reminds me of Smokey Robinson
Would he be normal if his dad hadn’t killed someone while waiting in a Santa line?
Hydrogen=unlimited power
the Einstein of our generation but the white man keeps writing hit pieces on him
Micropenis but also a cute Asian wife.
At a work function a co-worker was drunk and being too open with me and was talking about how when sees a guy with an asian girlfriend she automatically assumes he has a small dick. I just took it as her being salty about an ex being with an asian or something but maybe she was onto something?
you just know she gets dicked down by some white dude while he's in Uganda playing with lego airplanes
it's called being a grower you dumb homosexualS
He was trained in the titanium sciences by the Bognadoff brothers themselves
Most intelligent black man alive.
his penis is even smaller than mine
> be terrence howard
> have role in iron man: look at the war machine suit and say "next time, baby" only to have your role be recast in the next movie
> study chemical engineering in new york
> have a disagreement with your professor over 1x1
> drop out because of this
> talk about it in an interview saying "How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."
> anounce that you will retire from acting and focus on educating the children in your new mathematics: "This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one. They won't have to grow up in ignorance. Twenty years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two. We're about to show a new truth. The true universal math. And the proof is in these pieces (of plastic that he builds with his wife). I have created the pieces that make up the motion of the universe. We work on them about 17 hours a day. She cuts and puts on the crystals."
> create your own language called 'Terryology' that is gibberish with weird tokens in order to keep your ideas secret until they can be patented
> actually scratch that just post your mathematical proof that 1x1=2 on twitter
> people point out holes in this immediately
> keep acting anyway because you need money
I only saw him in two movies and he was pretty good in both
it should have been him wearing that
protect trans kids t shirt
>Peanut-sized member
>Feminine ass
Kek, I’d go insane too.
What the frick. What kind of diet makes you shaped like that?
greedy moron, fricked himself out of MCU money
Next time baby
homie never studied abstract algebra, lmao.
And yet claims to have studied chemical engineering. I also love the bit where he accidentally disproves his entire proof on page one, with the Associative and Communicative law. Shit is sub-flat-earth
latest meme that Cinemaphile discovered years after the fact
Uganda superpower by 2030
Good actor who got me-too'ed
NEXT x TIME = BABY (√CHEADLE)
The amount of mockery the legacy media is giving this guy leads me to believe that his claims are true.
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