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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never head of road house. Yes I'm a zoomer. Problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty unspectacular action movie from the 80's. The only noteworthy thing about it is that it stars Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott, both of whom are dead and obviously not in this baffling remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sam is not dead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sam elliot is alive, tard

          oh shit, I thought he was long dead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anulo mufa

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't root for Racing Club, do you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sam elliot is alive, tard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kys. Roadhouse is great.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You spout nothin but bullshit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fires the Ugly Guy for "bad temperament"
          >Puts a guy through a table later that night
          What an butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really isn't very good at all but it had manly stuff and breasts and that's all it took back then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't even seen the Family Guy bit? I thought zoomers loved Family Guy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a bad movie.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't this just propaganda to make dummies agree with abortion

    just like mrs. doubtfire and divorce

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick I actually enjoyed it. I watched it right after the original which I also loved.

    Neither was serious

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to hold reverence for a remake of movie from 40 years ago that I never watched?

    Hollywood's obsession with remaking shit instead of just making new ideas is reaching absurd levels of insanity. Marketers have lost their minds trying to act like they are the arbiters of what people want.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >removed all the female nudity from the original
    >put in male nudity instead
    lmao you can tell this shit was made in the 2020s

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least that one with Rhonda Rousey got canceled after she got her head kicked in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do people intentionally misspell ronda? like nowhere in the world is it rhonda. if anyone knew who ronda rousey was they would know it's ronda. so it has to be some elaborate prank. i don't understand why people put effort into putting an h in her name

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rhonda from Hey Arnold spells her name that way so it must be the right way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Help me, Rhonda". You autistic moron. The fighter is the ONLY case of no-H Rhonda.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S ROAD HOUSIN' TIME

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original is cliched, stupid fun carried by Swazye. Whoever was fricking stupid enough to think that this could be recaptured by shooting it as a modern action movie and recruiting a violent Irish subhuman for the Gillian needs to be thrown off a building.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They obviously were on this for the brand name because it has pretty superficial similarities. Like if you change the MC's name and the title nobody knows its road house.

      Is the original even good or just boomerslop?

      It's not bad, but it's also not great. It's a cheesy action movie that's probably mostly elevated by the tons of breasts and ass for no real reason and a couple really dumb set pieces. It's got the skeleton of a good movie it just needs to care more about developing anything rather than just setting everything up without developing it. Like you literally go from scene to scene where apparently days pass without the movie telling you they did and I'm sure it's even edited out of place.
      Also how you gonna waste Keith David on a literal background character but still pretend like he's an actual part in the movie.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the remake was pretty good. watched it today. funny villains, good action, cute girls, likeable characters.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something weird with the cinematography made everything look like it was CGI especially when they moved fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because the fight scenes were also, staggeringly, heavily altered by CG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For what reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They said this "revolutionary" multi-pass method would allow for "smoother" fight scenes or some such nonsense but the result is obviously stilted and entirely pointless as McGregor is a professional fighter and the rest of the cast are actors who could and should know the basics of movie fighting.
          >Every fight in the film uses full CG body doubles due to the production using a new multi-pass method to do seamless punches and kicks instead of faking hits or cutting around the action to be believable. In every fight the doubles are stitched into the edit for a few frames before stitching back to real footage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy frick that sounds fricking moronic and it looked like shit LOL. Don't they do test runs of gimmicky shit. Imagine if in the matrix they did the bullet time neo dodge without testing in some backlot to see if it looked good in the first place.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, the results were awful and why did they go that route is entirely baffling. Unless there were financial shenanigans making them use these gimmicks.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do studios keep doing this
    >hey you know those patrick swayze movies that are mostly loved by patrick swayze fans, and they're all sad about how patrick swayze died of cancer
    >how about we do a shitty reboot, that'll make money

    the only people who care about those movies are going to be pissed off that they did a remake, how have they not learned this after like the third straight flop

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original even good or just boomerslop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, no, it's not a "good" movie, but it's very stupid and fun and I love it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's awesome. One of those legendary camp B-movies with a dumb premise and a dumber script and no budget but somehow everything else goes impossibly right, lightning gets caught in a bottle and you get stupid camp greatness

      naturally what that needs is some dreary 2020s corporate reboot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        swayze could carry anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          word. RIP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the original is pure kino. you will never be as cool as fit as slick swazey, smoking malboro reds at his barn apartment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dumb fun. For example of how dumb it is Swayze's characters big thing is that he ripped someone's throat out in the past and he's trying not to do it again but the villains keep pushing him to that point.
      Definitely more camp and entertaining than the remake's mma wank

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original road house sits in a growing library of films that I categorize as "Not very good, but for some reason people like my dad really liked it" alongside the likes of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and every star wars movie in the original trilogy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .......lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you post a GTAV screen shot?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i typically hate chudslop but i was presently surprised by this and I love how Jake basically plays the same character in every movie that he played in Nightcrawler now. I liked how they made fight scenes look real with CGI and didn't just cut around the actors fake fight acting.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another box office flop for jake

    maggie won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no box office. With streaming you can never really have a failure since they never release numbers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An unrevealed failure/flop is still a failure/flop because its consequences exist anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except the director begged Amazon to release the movie in theaters
        But the movie is such a piece of shit they decided to put it on streaming

        Jake is a fricking washed up moron....

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dE-mAkInG
    shut the frick up

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI was hilariously bad. Still enjoyed it. Great addition to drivecore.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked both movies, but there were certain things missing from the new one that I would have preferred stay in.

    >No Wade Garrett. You telling me you threw in a Post Malone cameo as the "guy to look for" and couldn't write him in the story as a friend for some kino buddy ass whooping?

    >No throat ripping

    >No Brandt getting literally BTFO by multiple people he's fricked over the years

    >On that note, Brandt not giving more of a fight like Wesley did OG Dalton.

    And most importantly

    >Dalton not tapping Frankie and settling for basic doc Ellie

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie starts out like it's gonna be Man on Fire tier with him a sad drunk living in his car who tries to fricking kill himself
    >Haha actually coffee please, this is a Marvel movie
    >No you pushed me over the edge, I'm more monster than man
    >haha nah jk
    Though it is funny that Jake Dalton is actually going over board and Doctor Rat never says shit while Patrick Dalton never does anything out of line and Doctor Implants acts like he's a fricking menace.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >last sentence

      This is actually fricking true lmao

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly it kinda frickin' rocked

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