>opinionated >arrogant >far less intelligent than he thinks he is >misanthropic >preachy political opinions >obsessed with conspiracy theories >convinced he is funny >unhealthy
he's literally /oneofus/
He's rehashing his old routine there. Hicks is only watchable very early and very late, when the mortality's ripping off the hippie veneer and he's going ape on hecklers. A marginal George Carlin improvement. Live action blogging was wearing thin even by then.
>ledgendary status >decades ahead of his time >essentially singlehandedly created the reddit mindset before anyone even knew what internet was >would defnitely hate reddit if he was in his prime in 2023
he's like ted k in that he has one single line that on its own is really good, but as soon as you let him continue its ruined because he clarifies that he actually has something else in mind than the good meaning it seemed to have, and is retarded. in hicks case its life is just a ride, but then he goes on to say that that means we should spend all the defence budget on drugs, or some such nonsense that wouldn't work out
i count that surrogate activity stuff as a line. the problem is if you go onto the next page he immediately contradicts himself and reveals he was just randomly firing off and happened to hit
I never understood why this guy gets so much attention these days. He wasn't that famous when he was alive. Nothing he said was particularly interesting. He was just some shitty stand-up comic.
Dennis Miller stopped because the "cool" comedian to the comedy elitists are he became a rational thinking republichud in the 2000s and suddenly pulled their HE WAS NEVER FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE! dispite all loving him in the 80s and 90s on SNL and on his HBO late night show
Why do zoomers hate Bill Hicks so much again? Because he was liberal and made fun of christcucks? Maybe some of his jokes haven't aged well, but he was still better than most standup comedians.
>He was a israelite plant that subverted comfy 90’s white society.
You mean just poking fun of cliches and tropes at the time. He is especially making fun of people like you who get pissed of at everything because you lack rationality or even common sense for that matter. Don't try coming up with a better argument because I will put you right back in your place if you do.
fourteen words is all I needed to tell you that you a brainless sub 80 IQ zoomer who is too ill-witted to come up with a proper response to my argument. In this case, I am pointing at the ground and waiting for you to dig faster so I can set you right where you belong.
What? Did this seem like a solid response when you wrote it lol?
Which fourteen words are we talking about?
Go nuts I’ll listen to your argument. Unless it’s just the pissy pants “nut uh current year modernism” bullshit you’ve been relying on.
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Anonymous
My argument?
I've already stated my argument. I'm waiting for you now. All you did was foam at the mouth and pull your hair at my response but you still haven't said anything of substance to counter me.
AND not only that but you are asking for context about what I've said because you've failed to understand.
If you reply to this and STILL haven't provided a proper argument, then I am suspecting that you are only here to have last word just to spite me. Which is pathetic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What? Did this seem like a solid response when you wrote it lol?
Which fourteen words are we talking about?
Go nuts I’ll listen to your argument. Unless it’s just the pissy pants “nut uh current year modernism” bullshit you’ve been relying on.
you're really not that interesting and you don't know how to argue, sorry
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Anonymous
oh look it's the useless middleman here to offer his words of wisdom. Great!
No rational person would be offended by that so you are probably a southerner yourself and got all pissy pants when he said bad, mean things about your people. He's from the south himself, a place filled with inbreds, meth-heads, and the lowest forms of life you can encounter and not only that but they have the most vile, disgusting, earache inducing accents that one could come across. So tell me retard, how can you not make fun of that? He's an honest man and he tells it how it is.
>southerners le bad
The only people who ever say this live in cities where homeless bums literally shit on the sidewalks and will attack you if you make eye contact with them lol
>"Imagine being so stupid that you believed in God..." >*laughter* >"Like, if you're God is SO BELIEVABLE, would he let me do...this?" >*laughter* >"Or maybe... this?" >*laughter and cheers* >"Would a GOD, a deity who rules over the universe, really let me get away with doing... this?" >*louder laughter and cheers* >"WOULD IT BE EVEN POSSIBLE THAT YOUR SO CALLED "LORD" WOULD LET ME GET AWAY...*panting* with doing... le this? *smirks*" >*crowd stand up, applauding while throwing their fedoras in the air* >"Thank you and good night!"
homosexual: the OP
the bit telling marketers to kill themseves was good, I hope at least a few of them did
that's basically his most memorable bit apart from the "It's just a ride" thing
I’m watching this “sane man” special and it’s dog shit. When was he actually funny?
So far it’s been “planes don’t take off on time” and “southern people are dumb”
I think he was more of "he's not like the other comedians" for his time more than he was funny.
It was 30 years ago it’s not going to be as funny or relevant it’s a time capsule into what was happening then more so
goat boy
I'm glad Larry took over his act after he died
What about how Denis Leary took over his act while he was alive?
Louie CK bitching about Leary stealing the asshole song is pretty funny.
Haha and then he got drummed out of israelite land for making Sarah Silverman watch him jerk off. Fucking kek.
>making
>opinionated
>arrogant
>far less intelligent than he thinks he is
>misanthropic
>preachy political opinions
>obsessed with conspiracy theories
>convinced he is funny
>unhealthy
he's literally /oneofus/
i wish i was dead bill hicks
>dies at 32 (important masonic number)
>assumes the character of alex jones
^
is that james spader?
That’s not a picture of George Carlin though.
That’s not Bill Burr
Bill Burr is for rightwing Facebook dads
The sub 100 IQs philosopher. Second only to George "white people are so lame but I miss the 60s" Carlin. Based retard amuser.
>The sub 100 IQs philosopher
explain further. He's not a philosopher, he's comedian. He cracks jokes retard
look at these doods
Watch joe Rogan more tranny, comedians are the modern Philosophers
Diogenes was funny. Having to mediate yourself to Netflix transisraelite messes it up slightly.
>comedians are the modern Philosophers
>comedians are the modern Philosophers
This is the most reddit thing I've ever heard. You think there aren't still actual philosophers you shiteating retard?
name 50
Fuck off Ivan leave.
Don't anger the twig thin early 20s zoomer intellectuals.
the resident millennial constantly bitching about zoomers confirmed for fatass lol
He's rehashing his old routine there. Hicks is only watchable very early and very late, when the mortality's ripping off the hippie veneer and he's going ape on hecklers. A marginal George Carlin improvement. Live action blogging was wearing thin even by then.
>ledgendary status
>decades ahead of his time
>essentially singlehandedly created the reddit mindset before anyone even knew what internet was
>would defnitely hate reddit if he was in his prime in 2023
defnitely hate reddit if he was in his prime in 2023
This, Hicks was very anti censorship
Also, he didn't buy into the two party system:
he's like ted k in that he has one single line that on its own is really good, but as soon as you let him continue its ruined because he clarifies that he actually has something else in mind than the good meaning it seemed to have, and is retarded. in hicks case its life is just a ride, but then he goes on to say that that means we should spend all the defence budget on drugs, or some such nonsense that wouldn't work out
Ted K had more than just a single good line anon. His criticism of leftism, explanation of the power process, surrogate activities are all correct
i count that surrogate activity stuff as a line. the problem is if you go onto the next page he immediately contradicts himself and reveals he was just randomly firing off and happened to hit
What. Where does he contradict himself?
I dunno now. I thought it was the next section but that all seems in order looking at it now. Forget what I said I guess
I never understood why this guy gets so much attention these days. He wasn't that famous when he was alive. Nothing he said was particularly interesting. He was just some shitty stand-up comic.
new generations of 14 year olds keep discovering him
At what age do they discover Dennis Miller?
>Reference to super obscure name!
Haha it’s like that right bro?
Rather learn about a few interesting historical figures than listen to Hick's banal observations.
How the fuck is dennis miller obscure?
He dropped off super hard at one point. I remember a point in the 90s he was sorta big and had that HBO show.
He was pro iraq war so the industry dropped him. But he was a household name in the 90s.. Calling him "super obscure" is bizarre
If you were around to see him in the 90s. He doesn't seem to do much to keep himself apart of the mainstream.
Yeah, most people alive were around to see him in the 90s and early 2000's. Someone isn't "super obscure" because some zoomer hasn't heard of him.
they never do
He's openly conservative. That's textbook white supremacy.
Miller is a core centrist.
Dennis Miller stopped because the "cool" comedian to the comedy elitists are he became a rational thinking republichud in the 2000s and suddenly pulled their HE WAS NEVER FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE! dispite all loving him in the 80s and 90s on SNL and on his HBO late night show
Being a rational thinking republichud is what the cool kids are into these days tho
I mean he definitely wasn’t funny but he is charming and intelligent.
Hicks doesn't have anywhere near enough wacky meta-ironic humor for Reddit.
Stand up is already bad, but holy shit was it fucking rancid in the 80s and 90s and Bill Hicks was the most horrifically mediocre of them all
>reddit: the person
its me, if i was more popular and attractive
no, im Cinemaphile:the person
Denis Leary was funnier.
Dennis Leary isn't funny, nor is he really a stand-up comedian. He's an actor.
zoomers have LITERALLY never heard this song before
The consequences of that song have been disastrous for humanity.
many such cases
my tool phase was so cringe
Remember when Reddit tried to call Doug Stanhope a Bill Hicks rip-off and Doug pissed them off by saying that he is funnier that Hicks?
Why do zoomers hate Bill Hicks so much again? Because he was liberal and made fun of christcucks? Maybe some of his jokes haven't aged well, but he was still better than most standup comedians.
He was a israelite plant that subverted comfy 90’s white society. Same thing as fucking Andrew Dice Clay.
>He was a israelite plant that subverted comfy 90’s white society.
You mean just poking fun of cliches and tropes at the time. He is especially making fun of people like you who get pissed of at everything because you lack rationality or even common sense for that matter. Don't try coming up with a better argument because I will put you right back in your place if you do.
Haha ok tough guy. My argument is fuck naggers, fags and israelites. Also you
fourteen words is all I needed to tell you that you a brainless sub 80 IQ zoomer who is too ill-witted to come up with a proper response to my argument. In this case, I am pointing at the ground and waiting for you to dig faster so I can set you right where you belong.
What? Did this seem like a solid response when you wrote it lol?
Which fourteen words are we talking about?
Go nuts I’ll listen to your argument. Unless it’s just the pissy pants “nut uh current year modernism” bullshit you’ve been relying on.
My argument?
I've already stated my argument. I'm waiting for you now. All you did was foam at the mouth and pull your hair at my response but you still haven't said anything of substance to counter me.
AND not only that but you are asking for context about what I've said because you've failed to understand.
If you reply to this and STILL haven't provided a proper argument, then I am suspecting that you are only here to have last word just to spite me. Which is pathetic.
you're really not that interesting and you don't know how to argue, sorry
oh look it's the useless middleman here to offer his words of wisdom. Great!
Haha yeah black people are dumb
Elon Musk was the redditman, even he was scamming people and reddit downvote you for warning people.
His standups are hilarious. Sane man is still one of his all time best
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Can't believe Tom Myers has the balls to steal jokes from this guy
>Southern people pay to see me so I belittle them.
I can’t see why anyone would thing this guy is a israelite
No rational person would be offended by that so you are probably a southerner yourself and got all pissy pants when he said bad, mean things about your people. He's from the south himself, a place filled with inbreds, meth-heads, and the lowest forms of life you can encounter and not only that but they have the most vile, disgusting, earache inducing accents that one could come across. So tell me retard, how can you not make fun of that? He's an honest man and he tells it how it is.
>southerners le bad
The only people who ever say this live in cities where homeless bums literally shit on the sidewalks and will attack you if you make eye contact with them lol
The South is a toilet for the most part dude it’s filled with blacks and fat Walmart shopping rechecks I think I’ll stay in San Diego
Good. We don’t want you fags and commies here anyway. Shit up your own state with liberalism, homosexual.
>Duuuude, I'm like, so cynical and I, get this, read BOOKS. I'm not like THOSE people
I could go on and on. Fuck this guy.
>Dead unfunny retard
I can't argue with OPs claim
Haha this nagger died at 32 looks like God got the last laugh lol and saved the world from another few decades of his retardation
Thank you Jesus!
no, that would be George Carlin
Hicks is more like Something Awful
>"Imagine being so stupid that you believed in God..."
>*laughter*
>"Like, if you're God is SO BELIEVABLE, would he let me do...this?"
>*laughter*
>"Or maybe... this?"
>*laughter and cheers*
>"Would a GOD, a deity who rules over the universe, really let me get away with doing... this?"
>*louder laughter and cheers*
>"WOULD IT BE EVEN POSSIBLE THAT YOUR SO CALLED "LORD" WOULD LET ME GET AWAY...*panting* with doing... le this? *smirks*"
>*crowd stand up, applauding while throwing their fedoras in the air*
>"Thank you and good night!"
>dies of cancer in early 30s in prime of career
God is hilarious.
Only the good die young
The fact that God created things such as mongoloids, siamang apes and AIDS proves that he has a sense of humor.
He was more popular in the UK where the audience felt like he wasn't talking about them.
not to go /misc/ on this but has him or Carlin ever made specifically israelite or muslim jokes?
why do comedians think they have it all figured out
Because its funny when a retard thinks they have it all figured out.
Oh look, Zoomer trash hates something pre-2000s.