>refuses to stick his dick in this

>refuses to stick his dick in this
Is Paul gay?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's implied in the books. The Fremen gouged Paul's eyes out as punishment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sand people are brutal

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cucking her is cucking the seething bene gesserit so no

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why you cuck Good Jizzers?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course he's gay. He's Timothee Chalamet.

    I've never watched a single television series or film with Timothee Chalamet. Make of this what you will. I've never watched a single television series or film with Zendaya. Make of this what you will. And I never will. I am the past, and I am the future. The medium will steer away from slack-jawed, low-testosterone homosexuals. The medium will steer away from half-breed mutts. This is the way. The pendulum ALWAYS swings.

    And when it swings back to normality once more, where men are men and women are beautiful, THEN I will once again watch television shows and films. Make of this what you fricking WILL.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are her nose plugs in if she's not wearing a still suit?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      people really write these dumb pastas and dump them proudly on Cinemaphile all day, how sad is your life bro jeez

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would seem that you are... upset.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure pastagay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another deranged autistic virgin who never goes outside thinks he's normal episode
      goddamn reruns

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pendulum is always swinging. But being a sheltered little homosexual who knows nothing of history, you didn't know that, did you? Brace yourself, homosexual. The future is going to be a BIG shock for you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely I'll be right this time!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Haiti is already great

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A Three Gorges Dam just collapsed over my house!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dude has a hk51
            Nice

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow they're just like us, we must import millions more

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Troubled scholars, obviously

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were these flatulent pig beasts in the books?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the later ones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Irulan was described in novels as a "heavenly siren of great beauty and corpulence".

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. He's in a monogamous relationship with Chani. His marriage to Irulan was always a sham.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay? No, he has taste, and self respect.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That'll do, Pugh

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckqueen gigastacy

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that you mention that, the casting now makes sense.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like shit, older irulon was so much better

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forcibly turning a Stacy princess into a femcel slave wife while you nut in tight desert pussy right infront of her, the entire galaxy knows

    unbelievably based

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pork is haram for space muzzies.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Queen mid

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't want to chance Irulan giving birth to an heir.

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