Remember DVD menus?

Remember DVD menus?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I’ve been upgrading to 4K UHD Blu-rays and every single one is soulless. Also whoever decided to have the mini menu pop up during the movie instead of taking you to the main menu should be dragged through town square.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when DVDs came out and the attitude towards the menus was "just play the damn movie when I put the disc in."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the attitude of any sensible adult.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they were annoying as frick, I don’t miss them, but they did have a kind of charm, like paying twice the cost of your movie ticket for a bucket of popcorn and having your feet stick to the floor in the theater, or returning movies to Blockbuster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonynous

      >Also whoever decided to have the mini menu pop up during the movie instead of taking you to the main menu should be dragged through town square.
      I've never operated a blu-ray in my life. What does this look like. Post screenshots / photos of your tv.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember those mini games inside these menus? There was a choose your fate type of game in Premonition, if I remember correctly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      member dvd games? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlp7D2ClNUg

      That's what I was highlighting in OP, I remember playing puzzle games and trivia games in the Chamber of Secrets DVD when I was like 12

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      member dvd games? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlp7D2ClNUg

      Only partially related, but you've reminded me about the "full" games that would be on some DVDs. Like I remember Revenge of the Sith coming with a proper demo for Star Wars Battlefront 2 if you plugged it into an Xbox

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Revenge of the Sith coming with a proper demo for Star Wars Battlefront 2
        it had Republic Commando too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the star wars trilogy box set came with a demo for the first star wars battlefront but it was xbox only

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Attack of the Clones had a demo for the original Battlefront on Xbox. It only had the Endor map but I played it so much waiting for the actual game to come out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Revenge of the Sith coming with a proper demo for Star Wars Battlefront 2
        it had Republic Commando too

        the star wars trilogy box set came with a demo for the first star wars battlefront but it was xbox only

        there was a Doom 3 demo in the Doom 2005 dvd but I can't find anything about it online

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          here ya go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I once had a scooby doo dvd, came with a side scroller. It was terrible, Jekyll and Hyde tier and I liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I’ve been upgrading to 4K UHD Blu-rays and every single one is soulless. Also whoever decided to have the mini menu pop up during the movie instead of taking you to the main menu should be dragged through town square.

      https://i.imgur.com/iglxEF6.jpg

      Remember DVD menus?

      good times early 2000s and DVDs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol literally my room right now and all those discs have porn on them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Goblet of Fire dvd menu game was peak soul but it was hard as frick to complete the quicktime sequences since most remote controls had like a two second delay back in the day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    member dvd games? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlp7D2ClNUg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off I made a post about it first

      Remember those mini games inside these menus? There was a choose your fate type of game in Premonition, if I remember correctly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HP game
      Anyone ever play this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember only two: Lilo and Stitch had one that used those weird colored buttons on the DVD remote, where you were helping Gantu create a new experiment. And then Brother Bear had a personality quiz. I remember one year my friends slept over for my birthday, probably twelve of us or so all filled it out and then played Xbox until like 4 AM.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what’s a dvd?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PotC Dead Men's Chest DVD menu taught me how to play liar's dice

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want commentary tracks back. I loved those.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha, shit the bed!
    Well howdy folks, come on in!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lets see... Turn offs.. Rude people, violence... Clowns? Frick..

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we stopped getting awesome animated dvd menus because boomers hated it and complained

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or because most people watch their movies on streaming services

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can still find threads on old forums from the mid/late 2000s with boomers complaining that it takes too long to get into the movie when they put in a DVD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love my old laserdiscs because they have no FBI warning or trailer shit you can’t skip.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah from ads and piracy warnings, not meus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >glowBlack person put their warnings all over the beginning of DVDs
            >gee why would people pirate?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’d completely forgotten the unskippable trailers. Shit was so gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're mixing up the unskippable nonsense bullshit with extras and easter eggs
          why?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because the animated menus are part of the extras of a DVD

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    House of 1000 corpses menu is kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Independence Day was the first DVD I ever saw, I was amazed by the menus

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Begin your journey down the dark corridor

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make way for the ultimate DVD game

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First best DVD menu: The Mask
    Second best DVD menu:
    Son of The Mask

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fricked up thing is that blu-ray and 4k movies can have better menus, I have a few where it's not the same retextured format over and over. Publishers just don't bother because they don't give a frick, they hate the fact that people buy physical media.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the same retextured format over and over
      FRICK universal, the laziest fricking studio there is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they hate physical why do they still keep releasing kino classics on Blu-ray versus just the top selling capeshit of the month films?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They like money, but they'd much rather people stop buying physical so instead they could go fully digital and charge people $20 a month for access to the films instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some dude was telling me some of the blu-rays now require you to be connected to the internet to play the movie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >interactive menu listed as a bonus feature on the box

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've actually got a couple of DVDs that don't have a menu, if you put the disk in it just starts playing the movie, and when it's finished it starts playing over again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there was some of that earlier on, like not having both 4:3 and 16:9 on one disk. Sometimes if you bad a region free player, you could bring up a default menu though.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >leave movie on overnight
    >the 15 second, poorly cut menu theme song makes it into your dreams

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was a pay-per-view sattelite TV channel, once the movie ended it'd replay the teaser trailer over and over again

      that first Recess movie is PTSD for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Waking up to The Omen theme paralyzed with fear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Used to wake up from nightmares with DVD menus looping what a feverish memory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the other night my roommate was watching pearl harbor on dvd and must’ve fallen asleep in the middle of it. the dvd menu music drove me fricking insane.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember watching a DVD at a friend's house as a kid and falling asleep and letting the home screen music play for fricking hours because you were too nervous/weird to get up and turn off the tv?

      I'm not alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Family Guy season 1-3 dvd menu clips live rent free in my brain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it was DVD menu for the haunted house with eddie murphy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think of that episode of Idiot Abroad where he got to the King Kong menu and couldn’t get it started https://youtu.be/ZHzu5Z8HDDs @3:30

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's https://youtu.be/FKgKMYnY_fo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happened to me with Donnie Darko. I was 15 years old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LADIES LADIES LADIES JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZOUSE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my dad used to fall asleep watching star trek TOS episodes and all night you'd just hear the bridge background SFX loop over and over again...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tos sound effects would be pretty annoying, TNG ambience is comfy tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sound comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i fricked to dane cooks 2007 specials menu track for like an hour and a half because I didn't want to kill the mood and get up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > wake to the constant loop of the desperate housewives' theme coming from my sister's room
      > too tired to do anything about it
      > too annoying to fall asleep again

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my dad in post-divorce manic parent phase
    >always SO extra excited about new shit like gameboy advance and easter eggs in DVD menus
    he tried

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Ring dvd menu has a secret button that plays the cursed tape. When you return to the menu you hear a phone ring.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember watching a DVD at a friend's house as a kid and falling asleep and letting the home screen music play for fricking hours because you were too nervous/weird to get up and turn off the tv?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letting the home screen music play for fricking hours because you were too nervous/weird
      ...no?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aren't they the same as bluray menus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've found most Blu-Ray menus now are very simple. Really just a menu with the movie and chapters, MAYBE a special features section. That's it. Stuff like that Harry Potter one cited not only had a lot of special features on the main disc, it had a disc two just filled with extras like minigames, galleries, deleted scenes, the Chamber of Secrets one had like 10 hours of extras not including the usual behind the scenes features.
      And all in detailed animated menus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought the Harry Potter 4k bluray 8-pack and they don’t have the special features. Menus are ugly, the still photography is smoothed out so much that even Emma Watson is ugly. The dvd menus had soul, the 4k bluray are such a downgrade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 300 blurays and 50 4k blurays. DVD menus were much more creative and diverse. However they were mostly just annoying. Give me the soulless standard menu any day. The one exception is the fight club bluray. They genuinely got me with that one. Made a fool of me and I didn’t even start the movie yet lmao

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that quidditch minigame in the dvd games
    I PRESSED THE FRICKING BUTTON YOU TOLD ME TO WHY DID IT GO THE OTHER MOTHERFRICKING WAAAAAY AAAAAAAH

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aah. The lord of the rings extra scenes in the menu.......
    Yeah, soul...

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was there a single instance of the optional Pop Up Video style in movie extras that worked well? Either from a technical standpoint or general implementation. The few I ever tried were clunky as shit.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're back. In pog form.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >put in DVD
    >slog through all the copyright warnings
    >minute-long cheap cg flythrough of different locations while really really loud music plays
    >random quotes from the movie play at random while different menu options show up
    >just want to play the movie
    >minute-long meme from the movie plays like I'm supposed to be watching a trailer
    >more copyright legal slog
    >movie plays, really quiet and subtitles are on by default
    I don't miss them at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to admit DVD minigames were fun as a kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe anyone found them fun. They were cheap, unresponsive and unimaginative

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I remember one dvd(I think it was national treasure) had this pop-up video like feature where you could press a button during certain scenes and it would tell you about that scene or facts about the cast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You haven't played the trivia game on Little Women (1994). Talk to us once you do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know when DVDs first hit the market, skipping through all that bullshit like ten previews and just going straight to the menu with PLAY highlighted was a big selling point

      I was watching some Disney dog shit the other day and just turned it off after the 3rd unskippable preview. Fricking gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I never got those ten minutes of previews in my DVDs back when I did buy them, I think ONE had trailers that played and you had to skip them to get to the menu. But otherwise those were a VHS thing for me but I never skipped trailers on VHSes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        on the early DVDs they list shit like interactive menus and subtitles as special features

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient infographic that captures the butthurt people felt back then.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am just zoomer enough to remember blu-ray screens but not dvd screens.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DVD menus were sovl

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a budget DVD player that I bought from Best Buy for like 30 bucks in 2004 and it had this menu thing that made it really easy to find Easter eggs.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't explain why but I loved the extras on Cabin Fever. The rotten fruit was kino as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the rotten fruits, that was so bizarre yet kino to see as a kid

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one for the Sorcerer's Stone had a bunch of games, I remember one was just picking up the jellybeans and the English narrator did a vomit noise

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pvre SOVL

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss em

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Grow up poor
    >First get DVD player in the early 2000s
    >Family gathers around to watch first movie
    >Put dvd in player
    >Movie starts
    >Sit there for a while
    >20 minutes later, nothing has happened
    >"wtf how do we play it?"
    >Spend another 20 minutes figuring out you could use the remote to navigate the menu

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Growing up had only a VHS until my parents signed up for a Netflix
    > literally skipped DVD and Blu-Ray
    Anyone else done this?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember sitting and watching every one of like 16 TV spots for Revenge of the Sith on the DVD. Some of them were really bad. When I went through a DVD back then, I went through EVERYTHING.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they were annoying as shit since I just wanted to watch films immediately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do want to say that they were nice for the extra content/BTS stuff.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's a menu

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to rent horror DVDs all the time as a teen and the menu where often scarier than the movies themselves
    The Ring menu for example would probably creep me out even today

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Boat Trip (unrated) dvd menu which I can't post here without getting unfairly banned by the jerk homosexual moderators.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The peak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, these the ones with the 40 mi ute long end credits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still have these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All those extras
      >learning all about Tolkien and his life, and how it influenced Middle-Earth
      >all the behind the scenes on the props, sets and miniatures
      >cataloguing the many challenges and breakthroughs made in the VFX
      >FOUR commentary tracks from the cast, from Jackson and the writers, from production people
      >including the short films from that young New Zealand filmmaker who died of cancer at like 22 and who inspired the lyrics for Into the West
      Frick me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the segments detailing all the injuries to the cast during filming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still got em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sovl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the GOAT. woke up to that menu music a hundred times. got the blurays too but they're still sealed in the box.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly going through them just adds to it, if only so slightly. Watching something on a disc as opposed to streaming is like reading a physical book as opposed to reading on a kindle. A more fulfilling experience for a few minutes until you're engrossed and then it's all the same.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That Aqua Teen DVD set that literally played all of the episodes all at once when you selected "Play all"

    ?t=60

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had secret buttons on some menus. It would play weird videos

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest with you anon? No.
    Because I always had fast internet and I always pirated everything.
    First I was in a city-wide StrongDC hub made by my internet provider (lol Balkans).
    And after that I've joined the biggest country-wide tracker (everyone has cheap free internet).
    So I always downloaded movies in highest quality without that crap.

    If I wanted to watch them on specialized hardware/players I would just google the manual, see the compatible codecs/formats and download that instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same here balkchad, we truly know how to live

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They fricking sucked. Nostalgiagays needs the rope
    >insert disc
    >have to watch commercials
    >to press "go to menu"
    >"operation unavailable"
    >watch commercials until you get to the language select screen
    >pick english
    >have to watch even more commercials before getting to the menu itself
    >the menu starts with a short intro clip
    >takes forever to go through the options and just play the fricking movie

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I hated them.
    >Here are 30 seconds of loading to waste your time - we even did our best to recreate the CDI experience.
    Shit should immediately start the movie - trailers and commercials at the end.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kino and soul, bluray and streaming services were a huge mistake

    What ever happened to DVD feauteres and extras? blu ray missed discs and content, shame on bluray and streaming services

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ju On had a pretty spooky menu.

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