it's a huge galaxy but
-greedo fighted with young Vader
-Chewbacca knew Yoda
-the clones from the clone wars are all Boba Fett and ancestors to stromtroopers
-R2 and 3PO knew young Obi Wan and Vader, only 3PO has memory deleted, R2 saw the birth of Luke and Leia but doesn't say anything when Leia is kissing Luke and Luke want to frick his sister
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>everyone knows that you shouldn’t attack someone first
George can’t possibly be this much of a hack
it's not the real dialogue in the deleted scene
He was writing it for children. His target demographic were literal 6 year olds.
Holy cope
Pretty soulful writing anon. Lucas was a visionary and the prequels have Shakespearean writing
Gamo best girl
Gamo belongs to Brotoro
IT'S
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Just waiting for Greedo to get his own spin off series,
>Premeditation: A Greedo Story
>fighted
I fricking LOVE Baby Greed!
thats very obviously a midget with a helmet on
It Cinemaphile's favorite actor, Warwick Davis.
Warwick so...
That's Wald, you fricking racist.
>The character is a greedy bounty hunter, what should his name be?
bravo
I remember this scene was in the novelization; I bought it at my school's book fair
That was one of the beating-a-dead-horse criticisms of the prequels that RLM didn't bother covering because everyone had already heard it, so it's new to zoomer prequeltrannies
But RLM did cover it
This shit was a problem before even the prequels. Everyone in the cantina has some connection to the rebels via all the autistic star wars book authors.
feet
greedo was a woman? lol
Only for the reshoots in CA. The pre-Rick Baker version is on youtube in black-and-white. Greedo's mouth didn't move, and most of the aliens aren't present.
Is that the cigarette smoking man?
me? i prefer sneedo
> I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon
> You know old man, my ex-girlfriend used to work for that Darth Maul fella you killed three miles from here a couple of years back
>Luke: "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"
>Han: "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
The original Star Wars makes so little sense now. If they made a Solo 2, guaranteed Han would run into Maul or some other force user. And Obi-wan could move his hand a bit and make Han float to the ceiling, and I'm sure Han would still say it's a parlor trick.
> Watch your mouth, kid. I'll have you know that that Darth Maul guy fought your dad's sexy orange apprentice a few times during the clone wars. I hear she's still around, and she'd probably be a big help in fighting the Emperor. But she can't get involved because she's a neutral grey Jedi, even though she still uses Jedi weapons, adheres to Jedi traditions, and exclusively fights for the good guys.
> I guess she's not such a good friend, huh?
>The original Star Wars makes so little sense
I think I remember someone describing how Toyota first rose to the market because of the great quality of their cars and good prices, but as time went on and their process became more automated it lost that and it became just another car company.
I don't known if it's true but it does sum up perfectly what has happened to almost every single IP existence over the last 15 years.
Star Wars used to cinematic events, films that pushed the boundaries of what could be done in special effects, blockbusters that had lines that covered multiple blocks. Now it's ugly television and bad tie-in novels
That's probably the least egrigious of all the continuity errors tho, if you think about it even at their height the Jedi had like what 10,000 knights spread out across an entire galaxy? And the republic has zero presence in the outer rim where a shady smuggler would hang out. So at most he would have picked up some bar side stories that could be chalked up to drunken bullshit like if someone starts talking about psychics irl.
your forgetting how the Jedi apparently attacked and scarred the New Galactic Emperor with force lighting and it was galaxy wide news right from the senate, also anakin Skywalker was a well known celebrity general who's battles were broadcasted around the whole holonet
Back before disney wars, that line still made perfect sense.
Disney completely fricked it up by having inquisitors fricking around on literally every planet and using the force and lightsabers nonstop
He was a good friend.
It's amazing how they manage to make the galaxy smaller and smaller with each installment. There's ought to be trillions of humanoids spread out over thousands of planets, yet these motherfrickers run into eachother more often than people do in a town of 10,000. And every significant character in the story ends up on Tattooine, a shithole desert on the very edge of the universe where there's nothing of interest.
Old enough to remember when Star Wars was a vast unknowable universe. Now the Star Wars universe is a small village where everyone knows each other's business and Tatooine is the most important place in the universe.
As kids we liked speculating about things and imagining why they were like they are.
Do Zoomers really need every little thing over explaining or is this forced upon them?
Forced. Creativity is actively discouraged with these corporate productions and everything has to be recognisable and tied in with everything else.
Greedo: a Star Wars story. When?
When Kathleen Kennedy wrestles back control and is allowed to produce cinema bomb after bomb after bomb again
>fighted
top lel
>20 years of seethe
they will never be goood. You retroactively making them won’t change that
>they will never be goood.
t. Luuuke
But they were always good. Phantom Menace is literally one of the greatest works of art mankind has ever created.
Leave it to the real discord trannies to do prequel shilling moron
I'm sorry, sir, trannies don't get to like Star Wars. They can have that Disney shit.
>R2 saw the birth of Luke and Leia but doesn't say anything when Leia is kissing Luke and Luke want to frick his sister
Cause R2 is based
It really is amazing how the Star Wars galaxy shrinks with every addition to the setting. Everything in the universe is directly connected to 1 or more of the OT characters.
I remember as a kid my older brother hated Jedi and I didn't understand it because in the end the throne scene stuff made it a pretty good movie. But shit like making Leia Luke's sister just to defuse the love triangle was the beginning of True Lucas
>But shit like making Leia Luke's sister just to defuse the love triangle was the beginning of True Lucas
Star Wars started falling apart with Jedi and crumbled with the prequels
Disney's work is just an aggressive case of necrophilia
>EVERYONE knows that YOU shouldn't attack someone FIRST!
Uh....you mean, "Everyone knows you don't start fights!"?
Brilliant writing george. Prequels are so unfairly rated.
Greedos Feedo and Seedo
George was so ahead of the curve he was anti-gun violence back in 2004 with the special editions
Yet the screeching disney dyed-hairs still despise him.
The SEs first came out in '97.
>R2 saw the birth of Luke and Leia but doesn't say anything when Leia is kissing Luke and Luke want to frick his sister
Why would he? R2 isn't some b***h-ass playa hater
It's a galaxy that has tatooine in its center instead of a supermassive black hole
holy shit its warwick. i can recognize his midge body anywhere
>but doesn't say anything when Leia is kissing Luke and Luke want to frick his sister
He did whistle though
Maclunkey
need a TLOU2 edit of Anakin choking baby Greedo
Sometimes I wonder how smart R2 is. Like obviously he kind of can talk, but sometimes he's like an NPC
In-between episodes 1 and 2, all he did for a decade was follow Padme around and watch her sleep
Then in-between episodes 3 and 4, for 20 years he just bummed on Alderaan with 3PO and baby Leia. Did he care that all the Jedi died? That he watched Padme get chocked out? I guess a little since he helped smuggle the death star plans
Feels like he was a bum who preferred chilling with hot senators, and the star wars parts were pesky skywalkers forcing him to fix their ships
*choked
R2-D2 is the ultimate villain of star wars. With the destruction of both the jedi and sith their is nothign that can stop his droid uprising and the enslavement of all organics