Remember when Cars used to be Pixar's worst movie? How far we've fallen...

Remember when Cars used to be Pixar's worst movie? How far we've fallen...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s still Cars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know you’re just being a recent Pixar defender/troll, but anybody who’s actually seen Lightyear and thinks it’s worth defending is a flat liar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's still bad but not torture like some of the new ones

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Worst" doesn't mean "Bad".

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Cars still moving a ton of merch?

      I only cared about the first movie and Mater's Tall Tales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no 2 definitely isn't good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rewatched recently and it's really not bad. If you wanted more of the first movie you won't like it, but as an action/spy flick it's pretty good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer this poster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't this trailer and poster released to parody some actual gritty movie coming out but people didn't get the memo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      none of them are good

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars was good
    Cars 2 was strange and meh
    Cars 3 was good again

    Lightyear is bad
    Turning Red, Luca and Soul i never watched but heard good stuff about Soul at least.
    Elemental was legitimately good though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no Elemental was shit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The worst early Pixar movie is A Bug's Life and it's still a decent movie.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars is a fricking masterpiece in comparison to everything Pixar's made in the past 12 years. Last movie I thought was good was Brave. Maybe Incredibles 2, but not really.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brave
      >Good

      The firefly bait and the bears were unbearable

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars isn't bad. It's a standard "big city bigshot goes to small town, gets humbled, and finds love" story.
    And you know what makes the movie really good? What puts it above all the other Pixar filmography, even (you)r favorite? It's got Sally, the sexy Porsche.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest problem with Cars is that it's 2 fricking hours long. I don't know why they decided this story needed that runtime.
    2006 was a fricking terrible year for American animated films. When Flushed Away is the high bar you know you fricked up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you have against Flushed Away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t really have anything against Flushed Away, I actually do like it, but the fact that it was the best animated movie in a year filled with them is kind of shocking. Like it SHOULDN’T be “the best” of the group.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Flushed Away is better than the first Cars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2005-2007 was the nadir of American pop culture in general
      The only thing anyone's even nostalgic for is MySpace emo/scene girls and Naruto.
      >"But Ben 10"
      Peaked after 2007, earlier seasons were just a weaker Teen Titans knockoff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MySpace emo/scene girls and Naruto.
        2 of the shittiest aspects of 2005 to 2007 are the only things anyone likes about that era what a surprise

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well what the frick else were we supposed to be nostalgic for? Pamela Anderson? Fergie? Nelly Furtado? Justin Timberlake? Sonic 06? The fricking Iraq War? Pimp my Ride? James Blunt? Squirrel Boy? Bomberman Act Zero? The shitty seasons of every show that started between 1999-2005 and was still going on?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            God why was 2006 so fricking shit? SHIT?????????

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            AVGN started going that year so it wasn't all bad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Black Parade and Demon Days?
            Life and Times of Juniper Lee?
            Dave the Barbarian? Click? Meet the Spartans.......?

            Wow, I actually got nothing. I didn't realize how desolate the mid 2000s were culturally. It's like Chowder and Lady Gaga kicked life back into things. And I don't like either of them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ben 10 started in 2006 didn't it? Or was it 2005? Also ATLA was at least going strong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2006 was a terrible year full stop

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It never was

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars is one of Pixar's best movies, and I will stick by that till I die.
    I don't care if it was made to sell toys or whatever, but those diecast metal cars were my jam as a kid.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When you finally get a Cars detractor to tell you why they don't like it, it's almost always "I can't connect with automobiles being the characters." This is the dumbest fricking excuse I've ever heard to hate a pretty good movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate Cars, but I was filled with a gross sensation when I saw the protagonist come out with that smile attached over him. The tongue was also disgusting to watch. At least Radiator Springs is super comfy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate the first Cars, but it always felt very... pedestrian? Just basic in execution when at the time Pixar was known for it's higher caliber storytelling. If DreamWorks, Illumimation or even Modern Pixar made it instead, no one would really bat an eye, but people expected better of Pixar at its prime.

      Cars 2 just plain sucks, it has great animation and actions scenes that are utterly wasted with its mind-numbingly contrived writing. Can't tell you about Cars 3, I honestly didn't even bother with it.

      But it's not hard to see why a good chunk of people hate the franchise. It's basically the first sign of things to come for Pixar, emblematic of everything wrong with the studio now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just basic in execution when at the time Pixar was known for it's higher caliber storytelling. If DreamWorks, Illumimation or even Modern Pixar made it instead, no one would really bat an eye, but people expected better of Pixar at its prime.
        I think this is why Cars had the negative reception it did. I think people forget that this is the movie that followed up The Incredibles, one of Pixar’s best, most mature movies. Seeing that and then waiting two years just to see a “what if cars talked” movie about Larry the Cable Guy as a pickup truck was a bit disappointing to say the least.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars is still a good movie, tho? It takes full advantage of it's setting, it has heart, there are good jokes and they aren't used in serious scenes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was/is a good movie. But it was a good movie surrounded by great ones...and A Bug's Life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >.and A Bug's Life.
        Kino, have a nice day. Better than Antz.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Worst movie", according to who? The same people who think American Pie is good?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bug’s Life was always a weaker movie than Cars.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly a pretty good movie. I don't get what the hate is all about.
    Is it the best Pixar film? no it's not even in the top 10 but I find it hard to believe people think this is the worst.
    But then again people also seem to think Monsters University is bad too so I honestly don't know what people are into anymore.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Toy Story
    >A Bug's Life
    >Toy Story 2
    >Monsters, Inc.
    >Finding Nemo
    >The Incredibles
    >Cars
    >Ratatouille
    >WALL-E
    >Up
    >Toy Story 3
    >Cars 2
    >Brave
    >Monsters University
    >Inside Out
    >The Good Dinosaur

    >Geri's Game
    >For the Birds
    >Boundin!
    >One Man Band
    >Lifted
    >Presto
    >Partly Cloudy
    >Day & Night
    >La Luna
    >The Blue Umbrella
    >Lava
    >Sanjay's Super Team
    Every Pixar movie and original short from 1995-2015.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(McQueen to Fillmore) Wow, this organic fuel is great. Why haven't I heard about it before?
    >It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man
    I like the first movie

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars is worse than most modern Pixar movies

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cars 2 >>>> kung fu Panda 2. I'm being serious. They came out the same year.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    142726491
    Go away Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cars 2 is flawed, but it's still better than Panda 2. I shouldn't even have to tell you this.

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