Remember when everyone thought Snopes was a giant?

Remember when everyone thought Snopes was a giant? Remember all the cool fan theories about Snope being Plageuis or Tenebrious or an ancient Sith? Remember when the knights of Ren were going to be cool? Outside of Starkiller base being retarded, Force Awakens had a decent setup for the sequels. Why did Rian piss it all away?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I’m amazed how badly Disney fucked over Star Wars

      israelite

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Rian Johnson is a pseudo intellectual who - by virtue of knowing the myth of King Arthur - thinks he's above childish nonesense like fan theories or headcanons. The irony is that his film ultimately misunderstood the nature of balance in the force as it was established in the original 6 films, so the result is itself a fan theory that misunderstands the central text, probably more so than all those Snoke theories considering how Episode 7 was originally titled 'An Ancient Evil'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ARE childish if you engage in headcanon autism though, sorry you needed to hear it at some point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic, coming from someone childish like yourself

        Snoke was a nothing character. Be mad at Abrams AND Johnson for not bringing anything new to the table.

        >Be mad at Abrams AND Johnson for not bringing anything new to the table.

        This.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no u
          Woah, you sure showed me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love how mad Rian made all of you fucking retards to the point you think nobody "understands" star wars when the early drafts for TLJ were ripped straight from Lucas' desk.

            Cope and seethe

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...you are literally the one complaining about a movie that was almost 80 percent pitched by Lucas. You autists always sound so stupid about star wars.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude this is exactly as it was pitched by Lucas
                >even though they rejected most of Lucas' ideas and input

                lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? They rejected most of his shit, Rian did his own thing and based the entire script off of a meeting he had with George who had these specific plot notes. This is all well documented, zoom zoom.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [citation needed]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally in the dvd features and what Lucas said in his own interviews, zoomer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [citation needed]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rian Johnson didn't actually understand why so many people were making Snoke theories though. Sure, a lot of people were using it to shill for having their favorite villain make a return, but it kicked off in the first place because Force Awakens forgot to explain who the fuck Snoke actually is. People gave Abrams/Disney the benefit of the doubt by assuming this was done to set up intrigue (and not just rank incompetence).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how mad Rian made all of you fucking retards to the point you think nobody "understands" star wars when the early drafts for TLJ were ripped straight from Lucas' desk.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If by early drafts you mean basic bullet points, then sure

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol no, the entire character arc of Luke being an angry hermit disconnected from the force was literally made by Lucas. You tards cry about that all day and it wasn't even Disney.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the angry hermit as a concept is fine, execution is key and TLJ fucked it up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                TLJ is executed fine, it's the best of the nutrilogy films and I'm tired of pretending it isn't because contrarian memes make you feel safe and warm inside. It's executed fine, I've never seen any decent criticism of that plot point that didn't devolve into "Luke wasn't my Chad daddy insert who fucks my ass like I want"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's indeed the best of the sequels, but that doesn't excuse how lacklustre the writing was. Luke makes valid criticisms against the Jedi order, Rey says he's wrong because something something hope and then Luke eventually pivots. It's shallow, and I'm done spending any more brainpower on this film or this franchise.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't "pivot", did you watch the movie?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Yoda's force ghost that changes his mind you misremembering tard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...and then he eventually pivots. Yes Anon, I remember Yoda too, well done

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is a character who is ultimately a good person, who is re-convinced to do the right thing, a "pivot"? That's called an arc retard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you not know what pivot means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be ESL and not understand that normal people call this a "character development" in what non autistic people call an "arc". Characters can make mistakes you fucking homosexual, that's not a pivot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a no then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You stop being a semantic retard after you reach puberty, champ.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that why you through a fit over how I used pivot instead of specifically referencing the writing term "character arc"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You making fun of me is "throwing a fit"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you've made some fun out of randomly interjecting with what a character arc "ackshally" is . It definitely wasn't awkward or common knowledge

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, Abu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your welcome

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason you think it's the best is because of some nice visuals and "lol SUBVERSION" it's shit. And im not even mad that Luke isn't a chad that's a straw man people like to use. Im mad he feels useless in a movie that has him as a major plot point to the point they have to bring in Yoda himself to tell him what to do next.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only reason you think your own opinions is (something something preloaded cope I just decided you think)
                no? I like it because outside of Empire, it's the only other SW film that bothers to have anything meaningful to fucking say. I like how you apparently got filtered by the Yoda scene, as if anyone with room temp IQ didn't get the callback to Kenobi and Luke.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                TPM honestly has much much much more interesting things to say than TLJ

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol no it doesn't , let this reddit shit die already about the prequels.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally isn't a major plot point in TLJ.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's the best of the nutrilogy films
                I agree with this, but it's still a fucking mess of a movie. I think ROTS is probably the best of the prequels too, but it's also a mess of a movie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In a story that involved a revelation that the microscopic Whills use the Midichlorians to manipulate the fate of the galaxy and perpetuate the cycle and Luke's nephew going evil over some Sith Twi'lek pussy.
                The circumstances make a huge difference for the plot point of Punished Luke.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucas probably realized the same thing Arndt and everyone else did: that it's hard to have Luke in the story without him running away with the audience's attention because of how much expectation is placed on him. Obi-Wan in the original movie didn't have this problem. Plenty of EU stories post-ROTJ don't feature Luke much, but they never had that burden either, and often dealt with Luke with some awkwardness.

                I think TFA making Han the mentor character was actually sort of clever anyway.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's hard to have Luke in the story without him running away with the audience's attention
                These retards had the original cast at their full disposal and all the time in the world to pass the torch on

                Why did they decide they needed to shoot their load in 3 movies, they could have made 5, 6 or 7 of these where they actually have time to flesh out characters and explore the universe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck are you talking about you stupid tranny? I'm talking about why "Snoke theories" took off. Read the post again.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh tranny tranny tranny
              relax newfriend. I was overall just mocking you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lucas doesn't understand Star Wars. The original trilogy was salvaged by other people and would have been absolute shit if it was up to Lucas' whims.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There were literally no "early drafts" for TLJ, Rian bragged that it was a first draft script.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canon is just however the IP holders want their media to be interpreted, respecting it is beneath me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you mean I get to enjoy GOOD Star Wars (my headcanon) and I don't have to grow up to do it?
        Excellent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember when everyone thought hat this image meant that Rian Johnson had come up with better kino than anyone could imagine and couldn't wait to see his movie?

      >Snoke is Plagueis, finally gathering physical strength from his near murder by his apprentice Palpatine
      >He is a true Sith, hailing from the unknown regions of the Galaxy where they retreated thousands of years ago
      >As he's recovered over the last sixty years, he's built a military power that dwarfs the now peaceful New Republic
      >The First Order and Starkiller Base is only the first foray of that military into the Galaxy
      >Only the tip of the iceberg that's on its way
      >Luke Skywalker learned of this evil new Empire after a Snoke and a Sith strike group (The Knights of Ren) turned his nephew and murdered his students
      >He's been studying for decades to find a way to counter this power with no Jedi and a New Republic that lacks organization and unanimity
      >Rey is the only "Jedi" who was rescued from the massacre...a Force sensitive orphan toddler with the rudimentary Force abilities we witnessed in TFA
      >After learning her identity, she petulantly hates Luke and resents being "stranded" on Jakku for her safety
      >Kylo senses this resentment, and baits her towards the Dark Side

      This is pretty much the plot for Episode XIII that a lot of the fans had in their minds. If you're going to do a fake orgasm on a sprawling, epic sweep like this, you'd better have a great fucking replacement. But Hack Rian didn't, and the collapse of the franchise is the result. Even Filoni's endless fan-baiting isn't cutting it anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Episode thirteen?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would have been a better movie but really SW was irreperably ruined when TFA came out, or as soon as JJ was hired to direct really

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its your own fault for expecting anything of value from Disney.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its your own fault for expecting anything of value from Disney.

      This is revionisim.

      Disney at the time had way more goodwill at the time.You weren't naive to expect more from 2015 Disney.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Disney was dumb enough to let the director decide instead of having a plan

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force Awakens could have been salvaged one way:

    >rebels blow up node on Starkiller base
    >huge explosion locally, rebels celebrate
    >next scene, "Ensign, Status Update." "Cooling Array is damaged in Sector 45c, Station at 84% operability, Sir."
    >"You may fire when ready."
    >good guys have to escape Starkiller Base as dozens of Star Destroyers close in on them
    >Last Jedi opens with Rebels being pursued by Empire fleet and having to warn the rebel base

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Still shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your opinions are gay and therefore bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Force Awakens has a lot more problems with that. It still would have a shitty boring cast who are all bad actors, a nonsensical world that doesn't follow up on the world the sequels built.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's basically what happens anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TFA shouldn't have had the Starkiller base or Kyle Ren being Han's son or Rey in it to save everyone and it should've been Luke who died and not Han who should've never left Leia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the story in FA considered canon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who even cares at this point man

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're such a cool basement dweller.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Last Jedi opens with Rebels being pursued by Empire fleet and having to warn the rebel base

      isn't that the FTL plot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in FTL they're cheeky and make the rebels the villains in pursuit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoke was a nothing character. Be mad at Abrams AND Johnson for not bringing anything new to the table.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought Snake-Smoke was a really, really tiny guy using a giant hologram as a cope. It wouldl have been funny I think. Or he was never real in the first place? His hologram gave me Wizard of Oz vibes

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when snopes used to be apolitical?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rian Johnson had his chance to kill Star Wars and he took it. He's just playing the long con. I'd do everything he's doing in his shoes.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starkiller base.
    >Doesn't kill stars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it does dumbass

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beacuse the force is female you CHUDS

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the time episode 9 came out, I was completely uninterested in star wars save maybe Mando first few episodes, but even that got really bad really quickly. The Force Awakened was the only thing Disney put out that made me excited for things, simply because they could have gone in interesting ways and I accepted it as being a soft reboot. But then it just went to shit with everything else to follow.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the cg on smoke look so awful? Like Disney couldn’t even afford a few extra thousand dollars to pay a couple of good makeup artists to do it?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS, YOU DUMB BITCH

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a big bad for new star war
    >also what if his face was fucked up

    That is the extend of the thought that went into Snoke because JJ is a hack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why killing him off to service the development of Kylo Ren was the right move. Kylo has substance, Snoke doesn't, and trying to assign substance to a character who never had any in the first place would have sucked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say that but we all know Sheev and Vader were the most enjoyable parts of the old trilogy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That relies on Snoke being a meta-character with no significance to the plot other than to prop up another character, which is fucking stupid for who was supposed to be the final boss of the trilogy when he was introduced.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rian pls leave

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TFA ruined the setting in the fucking opening crawl, where it establishes that the Jedi Order is still gone, Luke is the last one, and he's vanished.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty movie is shit made by mystery man that's a story for another time..
    Noooooo! It's the sequel >:(

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are trying to forget the work of Jar Jar Abrams for the sake of good taste and sanity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney keeps trying to force feed sequel stuff in their shitty fanservice shows.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a giant wtf are you on about

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soft reboot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a boring retread of Palpatine and Johnson was right to kill him off. Bringing back Palpatine was also smart because if you're just gonna copy him anyway, might as well just bring back the definitive article.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about building him into something different than Palpatine 2? Oh yeah, israeli hacks can't make anything original.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decent setup

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when everyone thought hat this image meant that Rian Johnson had come up with better kino than anyone could imagine and couldn't wait to see his movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew the movie was going to be shit the moment I saw this. What kind of manchild gets so petty and pretentious over some Twitter posts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Johnson such a dick about people getting hyped and talking about theories for his movie?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember when everyone thought Snopes was a giant
    Yes, and I'm still disappointed

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yall admit kylo is cool now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yall admit kylo is cool now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The EU is filled with far edgier things.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rian should a have gone further. Instead of Snoke being a nothing character who gets retconned into being some weird Sheev clone or whatever he should have been a complete fraud. His powers were fake all along. Once Kylo executes him (because he realizes Snoke can't actually see his intentions at all) and all the curtains are burned away in the throne room it should have revealed that he used hidden gravity manipulating machines to throw Rey around. Make him a true Wizard of Oz character who turned Kylo to the dark side through pure manipulation. It would open up interesting paths for Kylo in the sequel as well now that he's learned his master is a fraud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally what they were alluding to before Disney threw a spaz fit

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no reason to acknowledge or have this much debate over bad fanfiction. There are only six Star Wars movies and a soft-canon of Expanded Universe books that haven't had any new entries published in almost a decade.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Force Awakens had a decent setup for the sequels.
    lol

    Snoke was just nightclub singer doing the Emperor's greatest hits. There was nothing particularly compelling about him. There wasn't anything to him. TLJ could have done more with him, but the fact TFA didn't do anything with him either makes it hard to call Snoke wasted. TLJ did change his appearance and personality to make him easier to dispose of, though.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like snope Palpatine the son of shev Palpatine

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rian was right, all the Smoke theories were super gay. Dumb character only smart thing he did was just kill him

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care about Star Wars so I wouldn't have minded what Rian did if what he did wasn't the most obvious and unsubtle attempts at 'subverting' the audience. It felt like you asked a 13 year old pseud to write it.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was shit and full of plotholes from the start, you have to be a literal mongrel with 70 IQ to enjoy this.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gave a fuck about mousEU even back then

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah! I 'member!

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney Star Wars is for brain-dead, retarded homosexuals with less than shit taste...just my opinion

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remember when the knights of ren were going to be cool
    lol lmao anyone who had a hope of shred for star wars after the force awakens deserves the shitshow that happened to them
    my love and hope of star wars died when decrepit harrison ford saunters on and says "its true all of it"
    that moment was when i knew the franchise was irrevocably fucked

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill Luke and Han because you want Leia to be the star.
    >Carrie Fisher dies so you have to kill her off screen bursting a brain vessel doing a skype call.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Outside of Starkiller base being retarded, Force Awakens had a decent setup for the sequels
    No it didn't. It was essentially a reset back to the Empire being in control, the good guys being the underdogs, the Jedi being driven underground. It was awful.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cribbed from Blackhole/Cronal in appearance and abilities. A responsible story group would have apprised him "Hey, this shit isn't new or innovative." But the inmates run the creative asylum at Disney-LucasFilm and black box setups that lead nowhere with no plan are acceptable somehow.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that in TLJ they gave him a golden robe because af the time the movie was being made people were making fun of Trump for having a garish attic in his NYC tower where random shit like the bath was golden.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing him off ruined everything
    Just him being an extremely powerful dark side user was interesting, the history of the force and sith and shit could've had some more light shed on it
    After that there was no intrigue other than Luke, but they shitted on that too

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a second, Palpatine wanted to transfer his essence to a female body?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's why in the end he acked himself with his own force lightning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHEev Palpatine

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, the new generation of Jedi trained by Luke according to Canon is basically satanism, as in Ecumenism.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you for reminding me of the betrayal, stupid disney

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoke was stupid from the getgo. The sequels were stupid from the get go. Abrams and Rian are hacks.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember all the cool fan theories about Snope being Plageuis or Tenebrious or an ancient Sith?
    A bunch of dumb theories made by people addicted to Wookipedia. There was nothing interesting about Snoke.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember when everyone thought Snopes was a giant?
    No
    >Remember all the cool fan theories
    No
    >Remember when the knights of Ren were going to be cool?
    No
    >Force Awakens had a decent setup for the sequels
    No

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