Remember when Apple teased a Sci Fi show about an Alien Invasion with Sam Neil but he died during the first episode and the rest of the season was some strong arabs women and her cucked husband?
How about you spoiler that shit you fricking butthole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, frick you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Cinemaphile bros. You ruined my fricking evening you neet piece of shit.
Yeah. Movie was an entire bait and switch. Saw the teaser trailer in theaters when I didn't know what it was. It was amazing, was edited so well, was fricking chilling. The Godzilla reveal and scream at the end gave me shivers. I wanted something that would show Godzilla with the scale like Cloverfield (except obviously not with the hand cam footage); a few of the shots in the trailer gave me that feeling. The Bryan Cranston + wife + son thing I thought would ground the movie but it was weak. ATJ was a bore, and Olsen didn't do anything either. Watched Kong Skull Island and felt nothing. I finally watched King of the Monsters last week and it was absolute schlock. Not even going to watch Godzilla vs Kong, and the next one looks abysmal.
Remember when Steven Segal received 2nd billing in an action movie and was killed at the end of the first action sequence in the first act of the movie?
Segal would never have agreed to that up front so I have to imagine something happened and he like walked off the project or something so they did that and it actually made the movie better.
Remember when Tim Blake Nelson was teased as a cool Lucky Luke-esque type of master gunslinger protagonist with funny toon-like powers seemingly about to go on cool adventures in all the promotional material for “Ballad of Buster Scruggs” only to die like a chump 15 mins in?
Shit wasn't too bad but frick me legendary keeps all the monster action at night in the fricking dark and smoke and shit with no fricking wide shots really. It's lame as frick. KOTM was the same shit. GvK was better but that movie was so moronic plot wise that I can't even.
>youtuber makes video on an almost 10 year old topic >Cinemaphile starts posting about it again
Strange >inb4 hypocrite
I at least didn't make a thread about it
Americans will never make a good Godzilla movie.
Except they did 3 times.
I'm trans btw.
Remember when this movie advertised Angelina Jolie as the main character but she was in it just for 5 minutes?
yes i do
i loved the movie anyway because of gareths direction
yes
this movie will never be good
This was such a fricking moronic movie and I love it
Doesn't his wife die in the first scene too? And it was Juliette Binoche
Yeah, that was a pretty cool film. Better than the sequels.
Remember when Apple teased a Sci Fi show about an Alien Invasion with Sam Neil but he died during the first episode and the rest of the season was some strong arabs women and her cucked husband?
Thank you for the heads up. I wasn't interested anyway, but now even if I'm bored I won't watch it.
Her husband cheated on her if i remember correctly
>some strong arabs women
She sexy as frick tho and great in the Extraction movies.
Also she rejects the Arab ways as she is banned from ever returning to Iran because she modeled nude.
Iranians aren't Arabs.
WTF?
They also have god-tier pits.
And there's nothing wrong with that. G14 and Kong SI are the only good monsterverse movies
skull island is garbage
2014 and the first one from the 50s are the only watchable godzilla movies
anything else is troony weeb novelty
What is he screaming at?
It was some of the actingest acting ever put on film.
This movie sucked so hard, especially after watching Minus One.
Mutts can never make a good godzilla movie.
How about you spoiler that shit you fricking butthole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, frick you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Cinemaphile bros. You ruined my fricking evening you neet piece of shit.
The movie is ten years old, man. Did you not know that Rosebud is a sled?
Yeah, I was hoping it would be father/son kino with both of them tracking Godzilla. But instead it was just boring.
Best American Godzilla movie
They should have not advertised him, and then his appearance would have been a nice surprise.
I remember when the advertised this show and killed the dude off in the first episode
Yeah. Movie was an entire bait and switch. Saw the teaser trailer in theaters when I didn't know what it was. It was amazing, was edited so well, was fricking chilling. The Godzilla reveal and scream at the end gave me shivers. I wanted something that would show Godzilla with the scale like Cloverfield (except obviously not with the hand cam footage); a few of the shots in the trailer gave me that feeling. The Bryan Cranston + wife + son thing I thought would ground the movie but it was weak. ATJ was a bore, and Olsen didn't do anything either. Watched Kong Skull Island and felt nothing. I finally watched King of the Monsters last week and it was absolute schlock. Not even going to watch Godzilla vs Kong, and the next one looks abysmal.
This is why I never trust Americans.
the world is turning into a cheap rip off of america
enjoy
>The Godzilla reveal and scream at the end gave me shivers.
what a manchild lol
I do and I was so irritated by it. They gave him top billing too!
Bimmy Rolfe didn't know who Bryan Cranston was when he watched this movie.
>advertise the movie as Godzilla royally fricking humanity's shit up
>"haha no actually its our OC monsters that do that and Godzilla is the hero"
That was the worst movie I ever saw
The bait and switch and then following some boring moron while really bad and boring cgi monsters limbs thrash around in almost pitch black behind him
The point of legendary slop has always been to use the Godzilla IP to establish a US kaiju franchise. They knew Kong couldn't anchor it alone.
Then explain why they keep hiring directors who expect Kong to carry the franchise alone?
Hollywood israelites are moronic. Have you seen the shit they are putting out?
Remember when Steven Segal received 2nd billing in an action movie and was killed at the end of the first action sequence in the first act of the movie?
Yeah, that was great. Steven Segal sucks.
god his death is so funny
I don't think that was the original plan. Seagal was being a b***h so they killed him off. It made the movie better in my opinion.
remember watching this when i was a kid and thought that segal was the main character and was so confused when they killed him off like that
his best performance.
Segal would never have agreed to that up front so I have to imagine something happened and he like walked off the project or something so they did that and it actually made the movie better.
Remember when Tim Blake Nelson was teased as a cool Lucky Luke-esque type of master gunslinger protagonist with funny toon-like powers seemingly about to go on cool adventures in all the promotional material for “Ballad of Buster Scruggs” only to die like a chump 15 mins in?
Its a clip show film.
His part is the best anyhow.
>Godzilla 2014
Shit wasn't too bad but frick me legendary keeps all the monster action at night in the fricking dark and smoke and shit with no fricking wide shots really. It's lame as frick. KOTM was the same shit. GvK was better but that movie was so moronic plot wise that I can't even.
>youtuber makes video on an almost 10 year old topic
>Cinemaphile starts posting about it again
Strange
>inb4 hypocrite
I at least didn't make a thread about it
More movies should do this.
Put woke c**ts on the advertising and kill them in real life?
I still want a refund. Frick bait and switch advertising.
Yes Anon, I saw PointlessHub's video yesterday too.
>thirty minutes
Doesn't he die in the first scene?
Remember when you went to poop but it was just a fart so you peed sitting down instead?
Just like Last of Us 2
Imagine watching a Godzilla movie because you want to see a human character