Remember when Godzilla 2014 advertised Bryan Cranston as the main character, then he dies thirty minutes in?

Remember when Godzilla 2014 advertised Bryan Cranston as the main character, then he dies thirty minutes in?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans will never make a good Godzilla movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except they did 3 times.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this movie advertised Angelina Jolie as the main character but she was in it just for 5 minutes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i do
      i loved the movie anyway because of gareths direction

      yes
      this movie will never be good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was such a fricking moronic movie and I love it

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't his wife die in the first scene too? And it was Juliette Binoche

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that was a pretty cool film. Better than the sequels.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Apple teased a Sci Fi show about an Alien Invasion with Sam Neil but he died during the first episode and the rest of the season was some strong arabs women and her cucked husband?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for the heads up. I wasn't interested anyway, but now even if I'm bored I won't watch it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her husband cheated on her if i remember correctly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some strong arabs women
      She sexy as frick tho and great in the Extraction movies.

      Also she rejects the Arab ways as she is banned from ever returning to Iran because she modeled nude.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iranians aren't Arabs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They also have god-tier pits.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And there's nothing wrong with that. G14 and Kong SI are the only good monsterverse movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      skull island is garbage

      This movie sucked so hard, especially after watching Minus One.
      Mutts can never make a good godzilla movie.

      2014 and the first one from the 50s are the only watchable godzilla movies
      anything else is troony weeb novelty

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is he screaming at?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was some of the actingest acting ever put on film.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucked so hard, especially after watching Minus One.
    Mutts can never make a good godzilla movie.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about you spoiler that shit you fricking butthole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, frick you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Cinemaphile bros. You ruined my fricking evening you neet piece of shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie is ten years old, man. Did you not know that Rosebud is a sled?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I was hoping it would be father/son kino with both of them tracking Godzilla. But instead it was just boring.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best American Godzilla movie

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have not advertised him, and then his appearance would have been a nice surprise.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when the advertised this show and killed the dude off in the first episode

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Movie was an entire bait and switch. Saw the teaser trailer in theaters when I didn't know what it was. It was amazing, was edited so well, was fricking chilling. The Godzilla reveal and scream at the end gave me shivers. I wanted something that would show Godzilla with the scale like Cloverfield (except obviously not with the hand cam footage); a few of the shots in the trailer gave me that feeling. The Bryan Cranston + wife + son thing I thought would ground the movie but it was weak. ATJ was a bore, and Olsen didn't do anything either. Watched Kong Skull Island and felt nothing. I finally watched King of the Monsters last week and it was absolute schlock. Not even going to watch Godzilla vs Kong, and the next one looks abysmal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I never trust Americans.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the world is turning into a cheap rip off of america
        enjoy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Godzilla reveal and scream at the end gave me shivers.

      what a manchild lol

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do and I was so irritated by it. They gave him top billing too!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bimmy Rolfe didn't know who Bryan Cranston was when he watched this movie.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >advertise the movie as Godzilla royally fricking humanity's shit up
    >"haha no actually its our OC monsters that do that and Godzilla is the hero"

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the worst movie I ever saw

    The bait and switch and then following some boring moron while really bad and boring cgi monsters limbs thrash around in almost pitch black behind him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of legendary slop has always been to use the Godzilla IP to establish a US kaiju franchise. They knew Kong couldn't anchor it alone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then explain why they keep hiring directors who expect Kong to carry the franchise alone?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hollywood israelites are moronic. Have you seen the shit they are putting out?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Steven Segal received 2nd billing in an action movie and was killed at the end of the first action sequence in the first act of the movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that was great. Steven Segal sucks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god his death is so funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that was the original plan. Seagal was being a b***h so they killed him off. It made the movie better in my opinion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember watching this when i was a kid and thought that segal was the main character and was so confused when they killed him off like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his best performance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Segal would never have agreed to that up front so I have to imagine something happened and he like walked off the project or something so they did that and it actually made the movie better.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Tim Blake Nelson was teased as a cool Lucky Luke-esque type of master gunslinger protagonist with funny toon-like powers seemingly about to go on cool adventures in all the promotional material for “Ballad of Buster Scruggs” only to die like a chump 15 mins in?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a clip show film.
      His part is the best anyhow.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla 2014

    Shit wasn't too bad but frick me legendary keeps all the monster action at night in the fricking dark and smoke and shit with no fricking wide shots really. It's lame as frick. KOTM was the same shit. GvK was better but that movie was so moronic plot wise that I can't even.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >youtuber makes video on an almost 10 year old topic
    >Cinemaphile starts posting about it again
    Strange
    >inb4 hypocrite
    I at least didn't make a thread about it

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More movies should do this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put woke c**ts on the advertising and kill them in real life?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want a refund. Frick bait and switch advertising.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Anon, I saw PointlessHub's video yesterday too.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thirty minutes
    Doesn't he die in the first scene?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when you went to poop but it was just a fart so you peed sitting down instead?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Last of Us 2

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching a Godzilla movie because you want to see a human character

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