Remember when LIFE used to be SIMPLE?

Remember when LIFE used to be SIMPLE?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask people who were adults back then. Life was never simple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life... Life never changes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but this new edition of the fallout scrolls earthenrimjob 2024.. is completely different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The joke was that their lives were simple because they were the children of oligarchs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call Lionel Richie an oligarch kek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those people are kids now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dad was 50 in the early 00s. Hes always complaining about how bad things have gotten in the last 15 years.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These two basically went cross-country fricking regular dudes at each stop and they made it into a television show.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Richiebros....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Joan Rivers are multiplying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Paris won.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like 1942 tweety

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is pretty good as far as wallings go when you consider she was an wild party girl. she didn't completely bog herself trying to dodge the wall and the wall was pretty merciful all things considered. i was expecting much, MUCH worse. it goes without saying i'm sure, but i'll say it anyway...would.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw paris hilton became famous for being famous

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paris just wants to party and frick and by all accounts is pretty nice to people she considers friends.

    Is that such a terrible thing?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the paris hilton bj video made me bisexual. i remember watching it for the first time and it made me feel like sucking wiener. it's just a beautiful one too, looks so hard and nice.
    pretty crazy looking back, i used to be full hetero and some dumb video made me click. i don't like men though, i find them disgusting. just wieners are kind of beautiful

    This show, anyway, was such a fever dream. Everything was so fake, but some sort of fake that reflects a very horrible part about America's culture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids today with their troony porn, Tick Tock and Eminem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Similar here, Kardashian sex tape gave me an interracial fetish. Ugh...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're one step removed from trannies

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were both ugly so I didn’t watch it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >happily married and has two kids
    color me surprised

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that baby homie is some sort of brain monster alien

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      check out the big brain on Brad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baby Einstein

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're Paris and The Brain
      Yes, Paris and The Brain
      One is a genious
      The other insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is an enormous head on that child.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ACK ACK ACK ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baby Stewie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the guy from Twin Peaks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is no one going to say it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All small children look weird and ugly as frick. Give it a few years to align itself. If it still looks weird I'll say it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Normal kids don't look like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are preprogrammed to find your own newborns perfect and other mens newborn babies ugly. It's an instinct telling you whether it's yours.
          This is an innate adaptation necessary for mammals since the delay between fertilization and birth makes it hard to determine whose offspring comes out. Mammals have to worry about mistakenly investing their energy and resources into raising offspring that aren't theirs. Anyone that couldn't recognize their kin had their genes weeded out by getting cucked. Those who could tell whose newborn was theirs had peace of mind in investing their energy and resources.

          So if you had a baby and thought it looked a little weird when it was brand new, then you probably got cucked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            evidence:
            https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3815694/
            >Males have been suggested to have advantages over females in reactions to child facial resemblance, , which reflects the evolutionary pressure on males to solve the adaptive paternal uncertainty problem and to identify biological offspring.
            >The results showed a stable male advantage in self-resembling child faces processing, such that males have higher detectability to self-resembling child faces than females.

            Because the mother always knows the offspring she bears is hers, so there's no reason for her to have this ability. The father does not, so it's crucial for him to recognize his own offspring immediately upon birth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lucky she got a loose pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kids already balding.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that baby homie is some sort of brain monster alien

      >the factors in her favor are youth and strength, plus unusually strong female drives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She got him though surrogacy, for the record.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        surrogacy should be illegal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zero primal attachment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      White yakub looking mf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stewie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      little fat shithead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My boy Yakub Hilton

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she birthed megamind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he works out at the library

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YAKUB'S SPAWN WALKS ONCE MORE!
      But, based baby-haver Paris.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that head went through someone's vag

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Were the 2000s a comfy decade? I remember the NFL was at its peak during this decade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bella and the Bulldogs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, shit didn’t really seem to hit the fan until 2012.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mayachads on point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Were the 2000s a comfy decade?
      No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >War on Terror
      >2008 recession
      >comfy
      ...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im not a terrist and "economics" is bullshit that literally doesnt matter
        so yeah, frickin big comf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and "economics" is bullshit that literally doesnt matter
          It does when you lose your job, home, and everything as thousands did in 2008.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There was slight employment and financial instability for about a year, then it ended. It was HUGE news as well, everyone immediately worked together to fix it. Everything went back to normal within a year.
            Now look at how America looks in 2024. You'd have to have no memory of 2008-10 (i.e., be a zoomer) to think it was actually bad compared to the world (You) have to grow up in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you were 'comfy' because you were a child at the time, not because it was a comfy decade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was comfy if you were ignorant or a child.
      the comfortable air travel of the 80's and 90's was dead. swine flu was almost a 'pandemic' like covid but normies weren't afraid enough yet for it to work. recession. windows vista.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_2008

        Also frick the music if you can even call it that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and "economics" is bullshit that literally doesnt matter
        It does when you lose your job, home, and everything as thousands did in 2008.

        So you were 'comfy' because you were a child at the time, not because it was a comfy decade

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_2008

        Also frick the music if you can even call it that.

        >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIND THE 00S COMFY, NOOOOOO I LOST MY HECKIN HOUSERINO STOP HAVING GOOD MEMORIES

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the introduction of instagram and tiktok girls made american men realize these women are ghouls

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kerri Sable and Krystal Steal Era of internet porn
    Very nice.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute pigtails

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I heard someone tell a story about how Paris Hiltons dogs dying. He said coyotes got into her house and killed several of her dogs. I know this is true, but has anyone else heard this story?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paris is based and hates Black folk btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn't publicly fricked a Black person
      >ONE OF US ONE OF US
      I remember when this board used to simp for Avril until you know what incident

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know what you're on about, Avril died peacefully some 15 years ago

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remeber jackin off to paris's midriff in college

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god damn paris is so fricking hot fuark

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is complicated about life?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Test run for the "Kardashians"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both these c**ts were mid as frick

  22. 1 month ago
    Federal Psy Ops

    They Were Just Babies 5 Year Old Babies

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad the era where stick girls with no breasts and ass were considered hot is over and never coming back.
    >inb4 you're a brownoid
    No, you can have beautiful women that are a healthy weight and also stacked.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Really. No cell phones, no social media, no internet. No DVDs or CDs. We still had all the usual shit going on and everyone still knew everyone's business, but the whole world didn't know if you farted at 8AM this morning.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1987: Max Headroom
    2023: Skibidi toilet

    not a whole lot of difference

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the superior 2000s bimbokino

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just watched the first season of this today
    it was kino

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vapid prostitutes
    Nothing has changed, anon.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelback_discography
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Act
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_United States_presidential_election
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Eyed_Peas_discography
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Recession
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_Attacks

    Several reasons why 2000-2009 was absolutely not comfy at all.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Paris Hilton has been branded a racist by her former friend. Brandon Davis, who fell out with Paris earlier this year, claims the hotel heiress regularly refers to black people as "ni****s" and is forever using racial slurs against other ethnic minorities.
    >Davis, who dates 'The O.C.' star Mischa Barton, is quoted by America's National Enquirer magazine as saying: "She was forever using the 'N-word.' I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist, plus an idiot. Every black person she referred to was a 'ni****'.
    >Davis said he ended his friendship with the reality TV star because of her attitude. He added: "She uses the word all the time, and I've known her all of her life. It's 'ni**** this' and 'ni**** that.' She's a disgrace. She is a racist! "She puts down israelites and other minorities, too. And I'm israeli. I found it depressing.
    >It was recently reported that Paris used racial slurs in a new 12-hour videotape, in which she stars, by allegedly calling two black men "dumb ni****s".

    racist fricking b***h.

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