remember when main menus were a thing?

remember when main menus were a thing Cinemaphile? when movies came with a bunch of extras?

>commentary tracks
>blooper reels
>trailers for other movies
>games
>shorts

we didn't know how good we had it

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy movie
    >have to sit through ads and pointless unnecessary garbage to get to the movie
    >pirate movie
    >press play

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie just press the menu button on the remote lmao
      dumbass homie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember how some would just start on their own, and then others would loop the same 25 second audio until you went insane and woke up to turn off the TV.

      DVD extras were ALWAYS a crappy meme. Nothing of value was lost.

      I see the minimalist sóyllenials have arrived

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i need ads in products i buy so i can consume more product!
        the soirony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le unskippable!!
      how poor are you homosexuals that your remote didn't have these buttons
      literally zero of my DVDs have anything "unskippable" on them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blocks your path

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie just press the menu button on the remote lmao
        dumbass homie

        >morons don't remember

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            DVD players had built in DRM protection that prevented you from skipping ads unless you bought a cracked DVD player from China.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And nostalgia homosexuals will say the west has fallen because Netflix is rolling out ads.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like I only ran into that a few times, though even if they didn’t let you slip the ads you could still fast forward through them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thanks for actually buying our movie
      >here’s some ads
      distributors really be like that

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember how some would just start on their own, and then others would loop the same 25 second audio until you went insane and woke up to turn off the TV.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they had video game style secret codes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when some movies had mini games hidden in the main menu?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DVDs and Blu-rays still have this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but do you remember how they also did some time ago?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DVD extras were ALWAYS a crappy meme. Nothing of value was lost.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, they were terrible text based games to justify being 20 or 30 dollars.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually having nostalgia for an inferior product

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how fat you have to be to have this saved on your computer lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found it for this thread because I remember 10+ years ago people on Cinemaphile would complain about the very thing OP has nostalgia for.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailers for other movies
    >good
    I turned on some pokemon dvd at work (work with handicapped fellas) and there was a barbie commercial. Honestly very jarring.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they were trying to sell dvds. Now all the business models are different. They could probably do something to generate more money tho, something similar. They are leaving money on the table

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of them had games. I remember there was a Lion King sequel DVD that was supposed to have mini games, but before one of them could start it displayed an "out of order" sign. Makes me think they never bothered making that game, or they had some sort of deadline and couldn't complete it.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chamber of secrets dvd menu and first person chamber tour scared the shit out of me back then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you just revived a childhood memory. I couldn't ever get past that maze, it was always too much for me.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who remembers falling asleep to DVDs and waking up scared shitless because the DVD reset and you keep hearing the same menu noises repeated in your dreams

    I remember this one family guy DVD menu that was pure silence and a still shot of the griffin family on the couch occasionally interrupted by peter letting out a short laugh

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when you had to rewind movies. Pure soul. DVD was a mistake.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP talking about dvd menus and extra content
    >morons seethe thinking he was talking about ads in modern streaming instead

    Classic Cinemaphile moronism.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its just zoomers coping with the fact they grew up without any form of physical media and every medium had already peaked before they were born

      All they have to look back on fondly is subway surfers and lets play channels

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MMMMMMARKIPLIERRRR HERE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly sometimes I'll get riled up by some moron on here and then I'll have a moment of clarity and realize there's a very high chance the person I'm getting mad at is literally an 80IQ fatass and I just close the thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one in the thread is talking about ads in modern streaming you underage b&

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought Lawrence of Arabia 4k Limited Edition for 60 bucks before the maket asking price doubles.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually stayed at an airbnb recently that had a dvd player and this very dvd. I just let the menu play like this for hours.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Shrekley Bunch

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching my Simpsons DVDs and every episode having a commentary track just feels so decadent. Physical media can overflow with soul some times

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