Remember when they tried to push Forky as a breakout character?

Remember when they tried to push Forky as a breakout character?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking FORK, Disney. If kids wanted their own Forky they could easily make him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Missed the point of their own movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was sorta the point. Showing a toy that's homemade. One that kids could make or something similar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Partly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That point gets kinda ruined when they sell merch and figures of the toy that is supposed to be homemade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney should’ve sold Forky kits, instead of weird plastic forky toys.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >point of Forky is that it's made by a child with bits of random shit
    >merchants try to sell it as something more elaborate than what it is
    What sort of israeliness is this?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when grown adults empathized and identified with the fork

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felt like ironic meme shit "he thinks he's trash I am le trash too!"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it scares me to this day how soulless and awful TS4 is. What were they thinking????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of ideas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cash grab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Money
      that's what they were thinking

      Toy Story should have ended completely at the 3rd movie, but no, gotta keep the gravy train rolling to make more money
      Spongebob should have ended at the first movie, but no, gotta keep the gravy train rolling to make more money

      many such cases

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based on the fact that 3 is just copy pasted 2, with a dumb "epilogue", it could have just ended with 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's better executed than 2 tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still don’t see it. I see people say “3=2” like it’s self-evidently true and I just don’t see any similarity between them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They needed a reason to separate Woody from Buzz and team since they are all hardcore Republicans and Tom Hanks is still a good goy. I mean really look at it.

      >Tim Allen is hard core Republican
      >John Rapsenburg is hardcore Republican and is no longer making cameos in any of the new pixar movies.
      >Woody's new team is a strong, independent feminist, 2 gay blacks and a Canadian.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shekels

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did it work?

    I remember seeing kids running around yelling "Trash! Trash!" a lot when the movie was new.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Toy Story 4 did is prove that the toys should've stayed with Andy so that he could save them for his own children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really dislike Andy in T3. He's such a non character. Just the fact he's going off to college and i know as much as i did about him in T1.

      I think it would've been smarter to follow the sister.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What would that solve? Every child has different interests, thus expecting them to play with the same toys as you did one day is moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The issue where he gave a toy passed down from his father to some random 3 year old that he had only just met.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every child will still start at an age where any toy is great. My nieces have all loved my dinosaurs and random other toys that survived my childhood. My kids will too.
        You don't seem to understand that you don't need to give them everything brand new.
        Don't worry, you'll learn.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, I hadn't seen any mention of this character for as long as I can remember on Cinemaphile, then yesterday by chance I decided to brows Disney+ shorts and checked out of the Forky Ask Questions short because they were right there and very quick.

    They were annoying, I can't believe that people were paid to come up with this character.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >starts the movie trying to sell forky as the main character
    >suddenly switches all the focus to some annoying-ass c**t who loosely looks like bo peep
    Holy shit what an aimless piece of shit of a movie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good you will play with the trans fork spoon thing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I remember about this movie is that they made buzz super moronic. Like toy story 1 levels of dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Toy Story-tradition to cripple Buzz so he doesn't instantly resolve the plot he otherwise could have handled had nothing happened to him. That shouldn't have surprised you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Buzz is the Worf of Toy Story
        Checks out

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and I hated him right away
    He was fricking annoying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhat

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They could have sold "Made your own Forky kit" an made millions selling the cheapest toy kit every made.
    But they flocked it up.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    toy story put tears behind my eyes when i watched the ending in theatres. it was the best movie of 2019.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just decided to watch Toy Story 4 because of this thread and HOLY SHIT it was awful.

    I almost couldn't believe what I was seeing, such an infuriatingly incompetent film. Just the worst writing than I could ever imagine. Fricking unfunny Buzz "I think my inner voice is my voicebox" shit, several times and a plot point.
    Those horrible black toys with Family Guy cuttaway gags. Bo Peep is written to be an unlikable dumb c**t who wants to spend her life a lost toy because... because she just does ok!! FORCING Woody to split up with his other friends instead of her just going along with being a toy for Bonnie for a few years until the girl gets tired of them. Fricking hell, they have their whole fricking existence they can choose to be lost toys, anytime they want, and its just so damn dumb and forced.

    Gabby Gabby was such a poor villain compared to Pete or Lots-o-Huggin, and not because she got an undeserved good ending, the pacing of the film just was crap and made the set up and pay off not work.
    Why were the puppets doing what she wanted?? Pete and Lotso had good reasons their followers did what they told them to, here its just... because, no reason.

    And frick that dumb fork, god damn pixar has fallen hard.

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