Reminder they're making a female reboot of Hellraiser

Reminder they're making a female reboot of Hellraiser

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And to think….I Hesitated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dilated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...Amen...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a movie with that guy and it was insanely obvious he’s a dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In what way did you find the obvious insanity?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why? I'm just asking questions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I OPENED MY BOX
    >YOU CAME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I OPENED MY WOUND
      >I CAM-ACK!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy mother of kek this is based and redpilled also checked! nice dubs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based oldgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen the last few of these films? Pure trash. They literally cannot do worse.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that Keanu fricked this bussy once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet another reason why he is absolutely based.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you, Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even knowing it's a troony I find those trashy tattoos to be the worst part

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dang she's really hot
      What does her body of work look like?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        http://scandalplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Freema-Agyeman-Jamie-Clayton-Sense8-S02E01_1-979x550.jpg

        pretty hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does he still have his junk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could because I do find >her qt but I can't frick with axe wounds, pre-op only for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        interest rescinded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I've never actually seen her junk, it just seems extremely likely to me that she has an axe wound.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just looked it up. She had the surgery.
            Dropped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boj-ACK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How bad do you think it smells?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tattoos
      on
      feet
      wood not berry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That depends.
      If he's pre-op, then sure.
      If he's post-op, then no, no way I'm sticking it in an axe wound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turn her into this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One he talks, and then your dick drops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Once he talks, and then your dick drops.

        Fricking typo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she had her pp then yes
      If axe wound then no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a feminine foot for a man, what the frick?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WE HAVE SUCH EPISODES OF THE OFFICE TO SHOW YOU

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are two good Hellraiser films out of eleven.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That can be said for every horror franchise though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but usually the other one or two good ones crop up later on. The two good Hellraisers were the first two, 30 years ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, the third one had some really good ideas but the acting was just so awful that it made it difficult to watch. The script was fantastic, the effects were much better, but the performances were just absolute garbage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            3 was good until the 3rd act when they come into our world. It's like a totally different film and all the character interactions from before are completely forgotten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They finally got around to making good ones?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best sequel wasn't even written as an Hellraiser movie (it's 5. Inferno).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds hot.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are troony remakes going to become a thing?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they actually made an all female all SEXY version of Hellraiser I would watch it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already been done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mega link?
      Please?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Torrent:
        https://proxyrarbg.org/torrent/aqm93kt
        Watch online:
        https://hdzog.com/videos/2095185/pinhead-a-horrorporn-movie/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pornsite literally called zog

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They’re rubbing it in our face

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mfw I already found this site and had the same wtf moment

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They’re rubbing it in our face

            mfw I already found this site and had the same wtf moment

            >DDAAA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they also pin her breasts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Torrent:
      https://proxyrarbg.org/torrent/aqm93kt
      Watch online:
      https://hdzog.com/videos/2095185/pinhead-a-horrorporn-movie/

      >horrorporn
      i think you you just ruined me in ways i couldnt even understand yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. They have such sights to show you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I also suggest
        >Hentaied
        You can find vids on latestpornvideo , just search the two together

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you find out about the alien sex video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Already been done.

        For me, it's Zombie Strike.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in ASSociation with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      busted a few times to that one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dude's load is so anticlimactic in this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >watching porn for the dude's load

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The pizza.
      >You ordered it
      >I came.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Making a troony pinhead.
    It's like poetry.
    >You troons opened the box

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the shit Hulu movie. The real Hellraiser to get excited about is the HBO series. David Gordon Green Is directing it and likely Bradley is coming back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      series
      great, something else that will drag out for three seasons and be left unresolved when they cancel it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barker is involved with it. First Hellraiser he’s been involved with since Hellbound.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Will it be a continuing story or an anthology. If it's the latter, I'd be interested.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s kind of both from the teaser. It’s a continued storyline involving the cenobites but anthology in the fact it’s different people opening the box

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Barker is involved with it
          Not a good thing. His health and mental state have seriously declined, his last novel in this mythos was incoherent and only partially salvaged by his editor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As much as I hate it you’re not wrong, he’s really not doing well.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              maybe fricking 18 men and dogs/cats a day is not so wise bros haha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As much as I hate it you’re not wrong, he’s really not doing well.

            http://www.locusmag.com/News/2012/02/clive-barker-awakens-from-coma/

            http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/28/clive-barker-hiv-aids-lawsuit-dismissed-ex-boyfriend/

            https://www.inquisitr.com/458629/author-clive-barker-finally-clear-of-bizarre-court-case-involving-hiv-cousin-sex-allegations/

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Some fricked shit for sure.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why did he do it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Before and after AIDS.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me sadman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like Alpha Paul McCartney

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Scouse phenotype

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her play with my pinhead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the radio played like a carnival tune
      As we lay in our bed in the other room
      When we gave it away for the sake of a dream
      In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should've got Hunter. He still has his goodies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pinhead got baited

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do like that art style, very watercolor and it fits the material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY FRICKING SHIT I'M FRICKING DYING HERE PINHEAD MET A troony AND THE troony DIDN'T PASS HAHDBSJJZJS

      HAHAHAHAHHA THE FRICKING TRANSITION IS JUST AN EARLY TORTURE

      FOR FRICK SAKE GODDAMN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone got the pic of the comics where Pinhead mocks the looney troon, laughing that he's already started reconfiguring himself at home?

      cool, thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING BIGOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where's this from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The old Hellraiser comics from Epic in the 90's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where can we see the rest?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's sites like Readcomiconline that probably have scans.

        I should warn you that that scene is pretty much all you see. Pinhead doesn't get the chance to do anything to him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brutal comic

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >chud math

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already scared of her

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to this.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Angels to some, demons to others
    What idiot would ever see these guys and be like “wow you must be angels”?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drug addicts, pain addicts, left hand path occultists, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The uber coomers who couldn't get off on anything but the most extreme sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's insane how these demons think they can pass for angels when everyone can see their giant hands, shoulders, and Adam's apple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It make sense if you read the bible. Angels were weird Lovecraftian abominations in it for the most part. Only a few angelic species looked like humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He means it in an abstract sense. Angels represent all that is good to a person. But if you're a twisted masochist, your "good" is something that brings pain and suffering.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever explain why they didn't get Doug Bradley back?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you still watch modern movies it's your fault

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to take some real effort to be worse than the later entries to the series (holy frick those are some horrid fricking films).

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they cast that troony from Dysphoria I might actually watch it. (But then it wouldn't be a "female" reboot).

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC in the novel the main Cenobite that'd become Pinhead was described as androgynous anyway, even beyond all the chains and hooks and mutilation.

    I'd assume because he's close to 70 and just doesn't look like that anymore and probably can't perform like he could 40 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After being physically mutilated by eons of torture, I'd imagine it'd be hard to tell if someone is male or female at a glance

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP, everyone here knows that in the novel the lead cenobite is a woman (o something similar).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is something parroted by people who haven't read the book but think they'll seem smart for pretending they have (like you). Pinhead has a feminine voice but the book makes it clear that Pinhead's gender is UNCLEAR.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That trannie's voice is unmistakably that of a gay man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pinhead's gender is UNCLEAR.
        That only makes the casting choice better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Until the Scarlet Gospels that is

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It could be done there was a female cenobite, but th fact that they had to make a reboot of this film and put a women as the central one tells me enough.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its hilarious they are using a troon as pinhead from the novella is supposed to be of indeterminate sex.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s hot. Name?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is going to be shit anyway. Pinhead casting is only one part of the whole thing; you also need a good plot.

    Let's get this out there - Doug Bradley is way too overhyped, too old and up his own ass. Paul Taylor in Judgement was great, but apparently the fanbase loses their shit each time Pinhead is recast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Bradley is way too old now. You could see his old man chicken neck even under all the makeup in Hellworld and that was 17 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bradley can't even really do the Pinhead voice anymore. Despite that there's a lot of post recording frickery used for it. The lines he did for Dead by Daylight sound weak as frick.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the pic of the comics where Pinhead mocks the looney troon, laughing that he's already started reconfiguring himself at home?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not bad the problem is that she won't look anything like what people want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oof
      my guy, i would not wish for that,
      Loretta Vampz is a tubby midget who only looks good in these shots thanks to the corset and shes not moving so you can't see how much everything just whobbles.
      Those breasts are big a flat, shes got fridge bod otherwise and she sounds NASTY, ghetto mexican street trash nasty.

      Like sure GREAT pinhead cosplay.
      Please get someone tall and amazonian

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Cenobite dominatrices in latex and kinky gore shit.
    Could be hot but I know they will make it boring because sexism is bad.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Christian Cotton (Male Kirsty)

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cenobites are degenerates, I can see real world trannies as them irl.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This swap doesn't bother me. Cenobites are weird BDSM demons anyway, so being some androgynous thing isn't that out there.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only reboot I'm actually interested. This franchise desperately needs one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting rebooted immediately after. They're shitting out this Hulu reboot to try and make some quick returns because they're about to lose the rights to the property, said rights which are going straight back to Clive Barker.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy goth-titty pinhead incoming? I'm in.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps we can prey for Disney to buy out the Hellraiser franchise. Even prime Clive Barker couldn't conjure up that amount of bodyhorror though.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Portraying them as the real demonic b***hes that they are

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WE HAVE SUCH DISFIGURED GASHES TO SHOW YOU

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hellraiser is dead.

    At this point they just need to go for fanservice

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only troony casting I agree with considering that the source material is some of the most degenerate shit I've ever read. But if he's dickless then what is the point?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No "Jesus Wept" in the thread yet?
    I'm disappointed in all of you. To the torture room.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knowing the creator and background for cenobites makes me think it's probably gonna work pretty well

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about Hellraiser past the second movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Part 5 (Inferno) is the best one

      The best sequel wasn't even written as an Hellraiser movie (it's 5. Inferno).

      correct

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a rollercoaster of emotions this thread is

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pinhead is originally female in the novella.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Until the Scarlet Gospels that is

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >44 year old troony
    >still looks frickable
    wtf

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile junkies/ad shills: NOOO NOT A WOMAN!!!
    >Hellraiser fans: They're actually making another Hellraiser movie with a real budget??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a real budget??
      Now don't get carried away here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a bigger budget is better
      far from necessarily, no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I think we've seen what we get from Hellraiser with small budgets. It defintitely can't hurt. I still want to make my Hellraiser movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It defintitely can't hurt
          we have such sights to show you...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who is complaining about Pinhead being a woman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They're actually making another Hellraiser movie with a real budget??
      >hulu exclusive
      >movie is only being made because they're about to lose the rights
      >movie with a real budget
      moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, it's happening again. Kind of love how Hellraiser has gone meta and the entire production history is a form of torture.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that semen demon going to play the Hellraiser?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For who? Seriously, who is their target audience?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reboot of [thing that's fine already]
    no thanks

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Trans actress Jamie Clayton, who will step into the role of Pinhead, is a woman and uses feminine pronouns.

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