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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pecker whereabouts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In hailees mouth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get the meme.

      Johnson Journal?

      You get the meme.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what do they call this soijack? I want to find a template

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Basedjak extending note
            based on the bartender who white-knighted for a girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Johnson Journal?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They must have chopped out the sex scene.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We had planned to write a full frontal sex scene, however we had to scrap the idea as his penis was horribly mutilated in the accident.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could have used it as a plot point
      >Gets captured in prison while negotiating over something cartoonishly ridiculous.
      >About to get gang raped until the inmates see his deformed genitals and get scared because they're all superstitious
      >He's saved by his own hideousness and successfully concludes negotiation.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pecker peculiars?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *particulars

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wiener condition?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, it's gone. We just need to accept it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dong Dossier?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scrotum status?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in him bros. Benis Back 2 will be his resurgence.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess I'll have to drop all those gratuitous dick shots...

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked his roll in this film:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favorites

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shaft steerability?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so is Renner's dick gone or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To shreds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To shreds you say?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To shreds you say?

        Is he really a eunuch now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. He still has part of one testicle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lets just say that cant be hawkeye without the bow

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, in a way, his privates got mangled and allegedly he only has a scarred stub now

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Langer location?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penile prognosis?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    erectile elucidation?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its still there you fricking idiots, its definitely still attached and as a matter of fact its even better post accident than pre accident.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rod report?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Member memo?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met him at a theme park in the city where they film this. I don't follow MCU stuff but I wish I had known to ask about his taint then

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Organ outlook?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ding-a-ling diagnosis?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tra-la-la telegram?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genitalia guess?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Private part prevision?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Phallus prophecy?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had to CGI his full frontal nudity apparently

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I googled this shit and there's nothing about him losing his nuts and bolts. Screw you guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can’t trust google. they’re notorious for hiding rod reports

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shaft status?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penis prognosis?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I chatted with Renner's daughter a month ago she said his penis was well and truly fine don't know what you guys are talking about she definitely knows what's up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Umm how would she know wtf

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crotch volumetrics?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BUT IT DOESNT APPLYYYY

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rewrites turn it into kino
    rennersisters.... :^)

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Todger telemetry?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit thread

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they have to include an additional scene where he's run over by a snowplow?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is he doing anyway? By all accounts he should be fricking dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing great. I just saw an ad for Kangstown season 3 or whatever and he's beating the shit out of a number of people with penises.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kept seeing him in silk milk ads. They kept implying he felt great and was back. This dude's dick is so destroyed there's just no way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >lose your member to a snow plough
        >begin ads for basedmilk
        grim

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's turning into the mall cop guy

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's still really funny that not being able to scrunch his face anymore, after all the painkillers, has doubled the space between his eyebrows.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Castrato confirmed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jenitals Rended

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He requires a special toilet nowadays

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    411 on the 5.5?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really lose his penis?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. They knew where it went.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Erector edification?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he has such a punchable face. fricking douchebag. 100% a closeted homosexual too

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sausage supposition?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penile scaffolding?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crotch volumetrics?

      pecker whereabouts?

      it has to alliterate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who made you the meme authority, huh?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're so back.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEY HOW'S PENIS HEY HOW'S PENIS HEY HOW'S PENIS

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about the snow plow? Is it gonna be alright?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PENIS
    T
    A
    T
    U
    S
    ?

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem

    PENIS
    .........T
    .........A
    .........T
    .........U
    .........S
    .........?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh, sorry sweetie! If you used one period less, I could have given you the (You)!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DESERVE THAT YOU!
      HOW CAN YOU DENY?

      PENIS
      ........T
      .......A
      ......T
      .....U
      ....S
      ...?
      ..?
      .?
      ?SUTATS SINEP

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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