Reservation Dogs

is one of the few genuine kinos out there. Beautiful, great music, the sweetest characters, realistic, funny.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was mr pink right about tipping bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      >it has nothing to do with reservoir dogs

      not interested

      this

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it has nothing to do with reservoir dogs

    not interested

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're definitely dogs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deer hunting episode was kino.
    What is it about deer hunting that elevates tv and movies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Deer hunting episode was kino.
      it's my favorite too. I liked all of the episodes, particularly the ones dedicated to each of the kids. But Willie Jack is my girl. Skoden!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate indians, feathers and dots. Not going to watch your trash show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You hate everything, and that's because you are a very hateful person who's in an endless cycle of hating and being hated. It's like people who make getting tatoos their personality only you make hating people your personality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice reddit opinion loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry. The show is just a reskin of the black experience. There's basically no Indian in it but the most minimal cursory paint.
      t. reservation carded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a reskin of the black experience
        The only difference is I have actual interest and sympathy for Native Americans. Most Natives I've met are good hearted people.. The one's that aren't? You guessed it.. They worship black culture.

        I'd sit down and have a conversation with 100 Native Americans before I sit down with 1 black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this alligator is way more chillaxed than this crocodile, sure they both leach of me, but this alligator has so much heckin history

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That is absolutely how I view it. At least Native American history is largely connected to the land and spirit of life. I can relate to that much more than basketball and slavery.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rez life
    good, now I can sell etsy art of windex sandwiches and fried bread to dumb rich white liberal holes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do chugs really eat windex? i thought it was just listerine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lock de-icer on bread.
        They can't sell you more than one bottle of lock de-icer at a time here.
        For some reason they are stealing a lot of butane too, I just bought a butane refill and they had to move it to a locked cabinet in the store, and the other store that had 11 listed in stock had an empty shelf with all of them stolen.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >random ugly mexican goblinxs
    what is even this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's depression kino about life in a reservation. watch it, something majestic about this show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is it actually kino or are you shilling
        does it have the evil white characters holding the fat ugly moronic injuns down by some means?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is kino. there are barely any white characters, none has any relevance anyway. and the ones around are integrated in the reservation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The most frowned-upon character in the show is the main character's deadbeat Native dad who abandoned him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, like they literally give a single frick. No one will stab you in the back like family on the rez, but they still remain loyal.
            Friend I've known since I was five has a lot of health problems, spent two years in the hospital. While he was in the hospital, one of his relatives took his house. Just moved in and took over. So he had to go to the band for another one, which he got.
            Still any drop of money he got over the years they all bled out of him. He won money gambling more than once which was gone to the family within days. Got a settlement for over 100k dollars once for a car accident, gone to the family within days.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before I even watched the trailer I knew this show would have Zack mclarnon in it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first season. It leans into the sad shit too much but it is funny and I like the characters. Especially the big booba tomboy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >frick da white man...but at least dey uh...build duh liquor store, ya know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a rural area that was a long way from any town, this guy put up a general store at the intersection near the rez in the middle of fricking nowhere. You would think this would be a failing enterprise.
      Not so, he also put in a liquor store. I asked him once and he was clearing over 3000 a day on liquor.
      Now ching chongs own it and it has heavy bars on everything and a barrier to the liquor area because it's been robbed so many times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can clear $900 on a single mickey of Smirnoff in northern sub-arctic communities. They have booze sniffing dogs now at airports to try and fight this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in the wrong line of work.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shoulda been called rez-dogs.
    nobody on rez calls a rez, a reservation.
    reservations are for wasps during brunch.
    rez' make compton look like Bel-Air. I can't speak for America, or the western chugs. Out east, up north in Canada shit is fricking bad. Babies getting raped by their uncles and a bunch of moronic pride that keeps them all stuck together.
    These people deserve be an exhibit in a museum, they are still very much savages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's a savage.. You give these people a push in either direction and they become better or worse.. Rez people are brainwashed by Black culture. Just like white folk.. Black culture and black worship has literally infiltrated and corrupted every single nationality on the planet.. America is ground zero.

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