I used to watch Netflix’s Resident Evil while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.
bogged Alison Brie-looking motherfucker
RE5 Wesker was peak Wesker, glad they chose him for DBD.
RE1 Wesker is the only Wesker I acknowledge. Anything after that it so convoluted and anime-tier that it should be disregarded altogether.
>convoluted and anime-tier
Son, that's what Resident Evil is
There's a limit.
In RE1, Wesker was a scientist who fronted as a police captain because Umbrella owned the police force and everything else in the city. His Frankenstein experiment failed and he got killed by his own creation. That's the end of his story. It's kino.
Then 3 games later they had to bring him back to life, give him ridiculous superpowers that make no sense beyond "a virus did it", give him the most cliche British bad-guy accent imaginable, and pass him off as the big bad of the whole series just because people thought he was cool in the first game
the "that's what RE is crowd" never played the first game.
We got blonde Jill so I forgive them
Also the whole retarded thing about the "Wesker children" where his very birth was some kind of lab project to create the ultimate scientist. It's so fucking stupid and they do this with everything in the series starting around RE4/RE5. They take something already cool and get some retard intern to try to expand and over explain things until they stop being cool at all.
It's okay, we have a new "It was me all along" character. Mother Miranda is the real author of all of Chris' pain.
Code Veronica is still the best game in the series. Get over it.
This. Mediocre game series honestly but the first episode was at least something to write about.
Why can't any live action costume get his look right?
God, this series got so fucking stupid the more they tried to expand on things and out-crazy the last installment
What is this from please
Dead by Daylight. Wesker is going to be the next killer and Ada and Rebecca re coming as survivors
Holy shit maybe its time to install it again
>ada is back to looking only vaguely asian again even though her appearance is based on her only truly asian looking design
As funny as 'agent smith' Wesker is, i hate it. The whole transition of RE/BH into an action shooter sucks because there really arent enough proper survival horror games.
>what if RE did a full 180
Damn! Want to shove my dick in her mouth!
no, I'm Evil Resident. nice to meet you.
why is wesker the black guy from john wick
Why make the show about Wesker and picked a shitty depowered one?
Because now he's not "Wesker" and Capcom doesn't control the character. That's also why they specifically included Blade Wesker as a separate character so they can use their version however they like
>if the zombies evolve maybe we can all get along
so stupid and gay
I want to do unholy things to Paula Nunez.
Now, I will go slap the monkey.
>the dance numbers weren't anon's favourite part in the RE games
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