Resident Evil?

Resident Evil?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to watch Netflix’s Resident Evil while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bogged Alison Brie-looking motherfucker

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      RE5 Wesker was peak Wesker, glad they chose him for DBD.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        RE1 Wesker is the only Wesker I acknowledge. Anything after that it so convoluted and anime-tier that it should be disregarded altogether.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >convoluted and anime-tier
          Son, that's what Resident Evil is

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's a limit.
            In RE1, Wesker was a scientist who fronted as a police captain because Umbrella owned the police force and everything else in the city. His Frankenstein experiment failed and he got killed by his own creation. That's the end of his story. It's kino.

            Then 3 games later they had to bring him back to life, give him ridiculous superpowers that make no sense beyond "a virus did it", give him the most cliche British bad-guy accent imaginable, and pass him off as the big bad of the whole series just because people thought he was cool in the first game

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the "that's what RE is crowd" never played the first game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              We got blonde Jill so I forgive them

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Also the whole retarded thing about the "Wesker children" where his very birth was some kind of lab project to create the ultimate scientist. It's so fucking stupid and they do this with everything in the series starting around RE4/RE5. They take something already cool and get some retard intern to try to expand and over explain things until they stop being cool at all.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay, we have a new "It was me all along" character. Mother Miranda is the real author of all of Chris' pain.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Code Veronica is still the best game in the series. Get over it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This. Mediocre game series honestly but the first episode was at least something to write about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't any live action costume get his look right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God, this series got so fucking stupid the more they tried to expand on things and out-crazy the last installment

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is this from please

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dead by Daylight. Wesker is going to be the next killer and Ada and Rebecca re coming as survivors

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Interdasting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Silent hill.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit maybe its time to install it again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ada is back to looking only vaguely asian again even though her appearance is based on her only truly asian looking design

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As funny as 'agent smith' Wesker is, i hate it. The whole transition of RE/BH into an action shooter sucks because there really arent enough proper survival horror games.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what if RE did a full 180

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn! Want to shove my dick in her mouth!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no, I'm Evil Resident. nice to meet you.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is wesker the black guy from john wick

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why make the show about Wesker and picked a shitty depowered one?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because now he's not "Wesker" and Capcom doesn't control the character. That's also why they specifically included Blade Wesker as a separate character so they can use their version however they like

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    best girl

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >if the zombies evolve maybe we can all get along

    so stupid and gay

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do unholy things to Paula Nunez.
    Now, I will go slap the monkey.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the dance numbers weren't anon's favourite part in the RE games

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    zombies?

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