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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. femoid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remind me of random woman seething at famous roasties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I hated it.

      I'm so glad there's a reddit enthusiast here, that will increase the quality of the board. Why, after all, Reddit posts are why I come to Cinemaphile. I just looked at that post and 90% of people call her stupid. Why don't you just eat shit and frick off?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No YOU make the board worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem people have is that "it was the brain of an infant" but if it was instead a newly made brain, like the Frankenstein monster, nobody would have a problem with it when it's basically the same thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >undoubtedly beautiful (in an AI-generated way)
      there wasn't any AI used in the movie. why do normies think everything is AI now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're probably referring to the style and design meant to be in uncanny valley territory, their just too moronic and reddit to describe it correctly
        t. Chad who fricks moronic zoomers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Chad who fricks moronic zoomers
          sounds based. how old are you? and why are zoomies so moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >normies
        You have to go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look a woman actually has a semblance of decency

      The only problem people have is that "it was the brain of an infant" but if it was instead a newly made brain, like the Frankenstein monster, nobody would have a problem with it when it's basically the same thing.

      No. Most people don't even know the baby part and just think it's the porno version of "what if frankenstein's monster was a girl?" and are rightfully disgusted

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    potato

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about that, but I have never in my life wanted to see her nude...ever.

    Who the hell knows, maybe she is good in it...I will never find out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have since Superbad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has nice plump pink nipples.

      Can we confirm the bush was real or did she wear a fake?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't presented in what I personally would describe as sexually attractive at any point within the movie. They marvel at how beautiful she is but she looks borderline monstrous and has zero feminine mannerisms so the nudity is never sexually provocative and you never think "Mmmmm, Emma Stone's breasts and pussy".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because she acts like a child and is horny. Same reason why Ortega is popular.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big ugly frog eyes
    >thick caterpillar brows
    >complete lack of breasts and ass

    I refuse to be psyopped into believing that she's hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's Zendaya levels of repulsive.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly fem finds out about dick and can't get enough, turns into prostitute.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is going to ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience, that responsibilities and consequences do not exist, and that this sort of attitude makes them super smart pretty doctors.

    It's funny and sad to me the shortest scene in the movie is her in the lecture hall and we're supposed to accept she becomes smart and sophisticated from being a literal prostitute and taking vacations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TikTok already did that. What are you talking about? This is the kind of movie they tweet about having too much sex and nudity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only the pretty ones can handle that life and they quickly find out how disillusioning it is, the mid ones can't imagine getting rejected so sex for them is an even bigger deal, the dumber ones end up pregnant, so nothing changes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mid ones are spreading their buttholes on onlyfans for 4.99 a month

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is going to ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience
      Women already use sex as a tool

      This movie is based, seeing as how it's main point is to call out women as being nothing more than children and who use and discard men, but it throws in the sci-fi explanation in her case so they don't outright insult all women directly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      find a femlae chess plauer inb4 botez sisters, they are still single and ready to mingle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is going to ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience, that responsibilities and consequences do not exist, and that this sort of attitude makes them super smart pretty doctors.
      yeah haha This movie is gonna do that..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is going to ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience, that responsibilities and consequences do not exist, and that this sort of attitude makes them super smart pretty doctors.
      >anon thinks its the movie that is doing this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience, that responsibilities and consequences do not exist, and that this sort of attitude makes them super smart pretty doctors.
      >going to
      did you just wake from a coma that you'd been in since the 1950s?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao where you've been last 20 years?
      "just be a prostitute to get rich a famous!" been mainstream media message for longer that you've been alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, this happened so long ago, so this move is more like a criticism of such a lifestyle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie is going to ruin a whole generation of girls into thinking that sex means absolutely nothing, everything exists for their convenience, that responsibilities and consequences do not exist, and that this sort of attitude makes them super smart pretty doctors.

      this has been the mentality since boomers and the sexual revolution

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic movie aimed at pedophiles
    ftfy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This would have easily fit in 1020's precode Hollywood horror genre. So this really isn't new at all

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lantimos is a horny moron somehow memed into film industry, all of his movies can be summed up into "lmao, benis" and no one should take him or his work seriously.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogtooth is good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay, I guess. Certainly better than the Deer.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was so funny. How could anyone not like it?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a beautiful moron tho

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, but I prefer Sacred Deer and Lobster. He's better using satire as a hammer rather than a knife.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but a very pretty moron

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M ACTINGGGG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Nathan Fielder so much. What a pretentious unfunny little fruit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was surprised by his acting chops tho
        Since he was only known for doing mockumentaries that didn't require much acting before

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's always in character, even in interviews, that's why it doesn't look like he's acting.

          ?si=xazLeOP0GktOxnrW
          For example from these clips you can see that his actual smile and laugh looks nothing like what you see on his shows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is taken out of context to make her acting look bad but isn't bad if youve seen the episode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frogfu a cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's the worst actress on the planet jesus christ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m0istcritical

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we still like Emma Stone?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just didn’t get that it was making fun of both feminists and male feminists

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie the award bait garbage it looks like?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yorgos is just a horny pervert, but he's got a sense of humor

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God she's gorgeous

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was too long. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Mark Ruffalo was the best thing in the entire movie

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women really start shoving whatever objects they can find inside them from the moment they're children? I don't recall my sister ever doing such things when she was a child.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls who were molested tend to do that shit.
      normal girls play doctoer with their brothers or friends, use hands or whatever just to touch. but actual fricking of phallic objects is a sexual thing and always present in girls who were diddled. Diddlers should be burned alive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is very rare. The issue here is that she had a fully developed reproductive system, so that's why she almost immediately went for it, even though her brain was still underdeveloped.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple Jaqueline.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife said she thought this felt like Americans trying to make a European movie and it wasn't that far off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The Fricking of a New Born Adult Woman" By Jaques Treiur and David Bolshowitz, featuring a captivating Emily Terrain in her most depraved role yet. Gerard Depardieu plays her father.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pseudo-arthouse with pastel tones and wacky Burtonesque undertones for single 35+ years old fat feminists with sterile reddit humor.
      My theory is that the greek needs money and decided to pull a scam on gullible hollywoodians.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just Barbie for art hoes

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it is bad to frick mentally stunted women
    so then you can't frick any women lol

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Verification not required.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What a pretty moron
    Literally encapsulates my exact thoughts when I see an attractive female.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does she show her muff in this movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She does so repeatedly

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite scene was in the brothel where that older French man was crawling around the room in the nude like a little goblin

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming it on yorgos
    you are aware this is based on a book (by a pedophile)
    >picrelated writers "art"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did yoghurt chose to adapt this guy's book?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably to appeal to hollywood

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pun intended?

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