Still the best zombie movie of all time. Shits all over Romero.
>linnea quigley's perfect little butt
>Fun yet scary
>characters that aren't simply "ugh just die already" fodder
>No hamfisted social commentary that lacks any subtlety
>linnea quigley's pusy
>Fun soundtrack
>True horror that nothing can stop it
Linnea Quigley was kino in the 80s, I recently watched Savage Streets and she plays a mute qt perfectly
Very qt
She looks like a haggard secretary who is twenty years older than she actually is
>this is the 19 years old girl I was telling you about
>Fun soundtrack
I can't believe they still haven't released a version with the main trioxin theme.
this is the best we're going to get I think anon
yeah that's where i go when i wanna listen to it
🙁
Well, they're not really zombies though. They're invincible Brainies. Even a damn skeleton of just bones can be one.
DOYAWANNAPAR-TAYYYYY!!!!!
You think this is a game?! It's a way of LYFE!
>What's wrong with you? Show some respect for the dead!
Someone post the webm of her dancing, she has an amazing cute little ass.
>5ft2
Nice. It's a way of life
>tfw ur heart stopped beatin but the zombies still eatin
are those supposed to be face tatoos? didn't remember them. what a turnoff
its makup it washes off when the rain starts
They dab all over the gay Romero zombies that die if you jab them in the head with a pointy stick. I really like the guys who got gassed and didn't realize they were turning into zombies until much later too.
>They dab all over the gay Romero zombies
nooo you dont understand, there is a 1 minute montage of zombies doing their groceries near the end of the movie, that means this shit schlock is deep, we truly live in a society
>linnea quigley's pusy
Where?
Partytime is a fuckin BANGER
The song that plays when Linnea is dancing in the nude is also a good one.
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My mind was blown when I found out this was done by the same chick who did Two of Hearts
>Oh, great, here's your friend and mine
>HEY FUCK YOU, BALL-BUSTER
Tina a cute
A little dumb though. She's loyal, but dumb.
some good news for you then
Can't wait to see how they fuck this one up.
It will be terrible. They couldn't even make beloved sequels to it back then.
3 came pretty close.
The part where she rips the dude's spinal cord out was pretty cool.
3 is kino as fuck.
It's even cooler when he gets reanimated.
When I was a kid I thought the spinal cord guy in that movie was supposed to be the last boss from NARC. I guess they look a little similar and the NARC guy turns into a skeleton monster with an elongated neck.
Fucking this.
I hated how every sequel had abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with the original, at best some vague ass reference to the events of the first film and I hate how they made the zombies more and more like generic Romero zombies. I always wanted a sequel to the first that immediately picks up from where the original ended with the implication that the nuke caused even more zombies to rise.
It's a pretty clear cut ending, to me. Just like every other attempt, trying to destroy the zombies just leads to more being made due to the release of trioxin, and the domino effect continues until everything on the planet is living dead, and stuck with the agony of no brains to eat.
Pls be fake
can't wait to watch this subtle metacommentary on institutional white supremacy in the US
>they may be monsters that eat brains but at least they’re not RACIST
>old political commentary in movie good
>new political commentary in movie bad
Time just moved on without you and now you're out of touch, that's it.
It's over.
IMAGINE
>DUDE NIHILISM LMAO THE 80s WERE SO PUNK ROCK
didn't care for it
>No hamfisted social commentary that lacks any subtlety
clearly we didn't watch the same film
>Frank : Leak? Hell no. These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.
>[Frank slaps the drum and gas starts leaking]
>a joke means the movie is full of social commentary
Do you also believe Bert represents capitalism and Ernie represents all the ex-Nazi scientists harbored by the US Government after WWII?
the social commentary is "society is fucked and nothing we can do matters and also nukes are bad"
doesn't get more 80s social commentary than that.
No. The film is a comedy.
You're meant to laugh when they get bombed at the end, not spend the rest of the night pondering the ramifications. Along with the looney tunes-style bomb falling sound effect and the comical freeze frame on the surviving zombies staring up at the sky like retards, the entire ending is a comedic subversion of what would be the solution in many other horror films, the army getting involved. That's the point of the
>CHRIST, ETHEL! I DON'T KNOW!
scene, which functions like a sequitur or perhaps overly cut-away gag in reference to how the tanks were sent to Uneeda via a clerical error, up until it's finally paid off at the end, via an artillery strike.
You might need to cure your autism before you try watching any other comedies.
At least you admit it's not a horror movie.
It is by definition a horror movie.
It has zombies.
The horror genre was invented by people writing dramatic novels set in a "haunted" estate that had a single ghost for one page toward the end, which would then more often than not be then ambiguously described as possibly a hallucination.
You think you're clever, but you're not.
You just said it was a comedy, you idiot.
Yeah, retard.
It's both.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It starring Leslie Neilson is also a comedy horror film. Because it has vampires and jokes.
Horror does not need to be scary to be horror, it simply needs to have horrific elements, not horrific in the sense that it scares you, but in the sense that something "of horror" is present. Such as the living dead or a werewolf or a mummy.
Are you an ESL?
Ghostbusters is also a horror movie and a comedy.
>Horror does not need to be scary to be horror, it simply needs to have horrific elements, not horrific in the sense that it scares you, but in the sense that something "of horror" is present. Such as the living dead or a werewolf or a mummy.
No, a horror movie needs to be horrifying in order to be a horror movie. Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a comedy. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
>No, a horror movie needs to be horrifying in order to be a horror movie.
So you are "horrified" by the 1931 film Frankenstein? It scared you? Keeps you up at night?
Does Scream scare you? What about Army of Darkness? The Dawn of the Dead remake? These are all horror films, after all.
>Horror is not comedy with skeletons in it.
A horror comedy is. Quite literally like Return of the Living Dead.
Classic gothic horror novels aren't scary, they're mostly boring, but they are still horror because someone heard a voice in an empty room and it was probably a ghost. Which makes it horror objectively.
>The Dawn of the Dead remake?
Now there's a horror comedy with actually no real social commentary.
>Classic gothic horror novels aren't scary, they're mostly boring
Typical. Someone who doesn't even like horror trying to explain horror to someone who does.
>So you are "horrified" by the 1931 film Frankenstein? It scared you? Keeps you up at night?
Yes actually it has an impeccable atmosphere which is still eerie and effective to this day. It's not "whacky" and if you laugh at the goofy man with the bolts in his neck you are completely missing the point and being an insufferable millennial who should be barred from all media.
>Does Scream scare you? What about Army of Darkness? The Dawn of the Dead remake? These are all horror films, after all.
No, those are all comedies. Well, except for the DOTD remake, that's just a bad movie.
You don't even know what you're arguing.
I have not been scared by, let alone "horrified" by, a horror movie since I was 11 or 12, and by your logic that means no horror movies have come out since 2004.
And I would guarantee I've seen 10x as many horror movies as you have and love the genre far more than you do, because you don't even understand the fucking concept of a horror comedy.
>I have not been scared by, let alone "horrified" by, a horror movie since I was 11 or 12
Then you aren't a horror fan. Pure and simple.
>And I would guarantee I've seen 10x as many horror movies as you
That is certainly compelling given that it's based on absolutely no evidence of any kind. God you're a moron.
>you don't even understand the fucking concept of a horror comedy
You don't understand the concept of a horror movie. Here's a hint: it's in the name.
If you read a classic Edgar Allen Poe scary and it creeps the fuck out of you and you can't stop thinking about it for days, congratulations, you can grasp horror. If you think it's boring, you should take that as a sign that you'd be better off staying in your lane.
>Then you aren't a horror fan. Pure and simple.
No, I'm not because horror is the most reddit genre in existence.
>No, I'm not
Finally, the truth. In the future don't try to correct people who actually like the thing you're too much of a homosexual to appreciate. It isn't going to go well for you.
>you must be scared by Smile and Talk to Me like I am or else you're not a horror fan!
Actually no, I don't have to defend every horror movie ever made regardless of quality because I claim to find more than 0% of all horror movies in existence to be effective in the way they are intended to be effective, you absolute turbo octane retard.
>John A. Russo wrote it, who split with Romero over disagreements they had while collaborating on Night, which is why he didn't work on Dawn.
Russo is a talentless hack who completely destroyed NOTLD by adding amateurish reshoots to an already perfect movie and the only reason why the movie is even arguably good is because of Dan O'Bannon.
>directing it like a comedy
Comedy can also have social commentary, you absolute clown.
>can't even reply correctly
Reddit
I like horror more than you ever will and you're a little bitch who thinks Frankenstein is horrifying
You don't like horror at all. You don't even understand the point of it, because you're such an immature child that you think admitting you were unnerved by something is "gay". You never should have left high school.
>you don't like horror at all, you don't get scared!
you're such a homosexual lmao
>I don't like
woman moment
Frankenstein isn't even a hammer horror movie, but I'll let that slide since maybe the HRT has put holes in your brain
You don't need to find a horror movie scary to like it.
You should really stop pretending to be a horror fan.
You should really stop trying to tell people what to do if you're a redditor homosexual.
No.
Then keep telling people how serious the comedy scenes in Return of the Living Dead are, and keep telling us how you're terrified of the Exorcist because you've told to be.
You're pathetic and stupid.
Nothing more pathetic and stupid than claiming to be a fan of horror while shitting on fucking 1931 Frankenstein and The Exorcist.
>shitting on
You think like a woman.
The Exorcist is one of my favorite movies ever.
But it's not scary to me, it never was.
And I like it more than you do.
>I like it I just don't find it remotely effective in the way it was intended to be effective! It's a wacky fun good time bro
You are a disgrace to horror and the bane of any true horror fan's existence.
>the way it was intended
It's intended to be a good horror movie, and it is.
Plenty of teenage girls and housewives in the 70s thought it was scary, but women tend to believe in shit like demons and astrology, whereas men should be more logical.
It's a fantastic horror movie, doesn't scare me. And I hope this destroys your brain because I really just hate autistic people and I wish you were all dead.
No, autism is thinking you're a die hard horror fan while somehow being unable to conceive of a grown adult man finding a horror film to be horrifying. A good horror movie needs to be horrific, just like a good comedy needs to be funny. This is basic shit. You don't get it because you either have something very seriously wrong with your brain or you're some kind of idiot.
>believe in shit like demons and astrology
I don't believe in demons at all and I still find The Exorcist to be extremely effective. Sorry if that "destroys your brain".
>No, autism is thinking you're a die hard horror fan while somehow being unable to conceive of a grown adult man finding a horror film to be horrifying
Bitch brain.
I said I haven't been scared by a horror movie in decades. And provided examples of good or decent horror movies that no one finds scary, and then you had to come up with a big cope about how actually the tone and mise en scene of Frankenstein does actually give you nightmares.
The "scariest" scene objectively in the Exorcist is when Regan is going through all the tests at the hospital, which was intentionally shot like a medical documentary, which is both ironic, darkly comedic in the context of the film, and what Friedkin intended. It doesn't horrify me, however.
You don't understand what horror is, we've established that, you also think a horror movie must frighten a viewer for the viewer to enjoy it, which is silly, so the only autist here is you.
You think ROTLD is full of political or social commentary, and you think any of it is funny.
You're just operating on a lower level than most people, which wouldn't be a problem if you weren't so belligerent about the sky not being blue. No one would care about your wrong opinion if you weren't shouting it.
"Horror isn't supposed to be horrific" is literally on the same wavelength as "the sky isn't blue". There is nothing more objectively wrong that a person can say.
You're such a weak baby-jawed man who is so fragile that you don't have the balls to admit a movie worked on you. I do have the balls to admit it. That's the primary difference between us. That or you just have autism and you can't into human emotions and you've mistaken that for masculinity.
I'm a real fan of horror, you pretend to be. And you aren't convincing.
Why even give the retard the attention
A very good point.
There's another thread to post in instead of having to see walls of text from a monumental sperg
He mentions it in BTS
>I don't like classic Hammer horror films which is why I am a true horror fan
lmfao everybody get a load of this retard
>you must be scared by Smile and Talk to Me like I am or else you're not a horror fan!
Fucking fag lmao
>actually it was made by
John A. Russo wrote it, who split with Romero over disagreements they had while collaborating on Night, which is why he didn't work on Dawn.
Retard.
O'Bannion made it even less serious by directing it like a comedy and casting strippers in lead roles.
But the most famous horror films of all time are not horrifying
So you're one of those insufferable retards who watches a classic horror film and goes "pffft that's not scary I'm a big brave boy mommy" because you're physically incapable of viewing something that is 50-100 years old with the proper context.
You don't like horror. You like comedy with horror sprinkles. Just admit it.
You think ROTLD has social commentary, even though it was made by the fucking guy who thought George Romero putting social commentary in Night of the Living was lame.
You're the most retarded homosexual in this thread.
You think you're clever. You're not.
Actually it was made by Dan O'Bannon, the guy who wrote Alien, which is rife with social commentary, and who co-wrote and co-produced (and starred in) Dark Star, another movie that is rife with social commentary.
You have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about. Just stop embarrassing yourself.
>The horror genre was invented by people writing dramatic novels set in a "haunted" estate
Oh, did those also have goofy slapstick and a gutbusting ending you're supposed to guffaw at while not thinking about at all? No, of course not. You don't know the first thing about the horror genre, so stop claiming to be an expert. Horror is not comedy with skeletons in it.
>No. The film is a comedy.
Yeah the part where everyone is crying scared just hoping to get out alive and then a nuke kills everyone only to further spread the trioxin is a real gut buster.
It is, yes.
You understand the film isn't actually based on true events as it claims to be, right?
You understand zombies using CB radio in a cop car to call for reinforcements isn't meant to strike terror in you, right? It's a joke.
I don't know if you're fresh off some kind of "ACTUALLY guys, the zombies in ROTLD are the SCARIEST monsters in any movie ever!" reddit post or something, but it's a comedy film.
Not the guy you're replying to, but the only part of the film that could accurately be called a comedy are the scenes with Frank and Freddie losing their shit. I also personally thought the midget zombie was funny as fuck because he sorta trips when chasing Burt.
Ernie is pretty funny too.
>are you high!? are you on PCP?!
And he has the brilliant idea to use hydrochloric acid as a weapon
yeah it has comedic moments but the overall theme and the ending is fuckin dire, it's straight up 80s punk nihilism. l
>doesn't get the concept of DARK comedies
oh. oh, you poor autistic soul! God, I couldn't imagine missing out on the awesome humor demonstrated throughout the film. No wonder films today have lost all subtext, you kids can't grasp anything that doesn't hold your hand and walk you through the material. Tragic.
what's the message of the movie
It doesn't have one, bro! And that's like badass and cool and shit! Because, you know, the movie doesn't ask you to think! And thinking makes my head hurt.
Are we friends? Am I your mommy? What's in it for me to hold your hand and explain everything to you? I was talking about the film's humor, not it's "message". Start by watching without looking at your phone you ADHD retard.
>dissenting opinions? in MY safe space! unacceptable!
try reddit.
Fucking HUH? Not only can you not read, you can't think or even compose your thoughts properly. Fucking retard.
>I didn't understand your very simple and straightforward post because I'm a retard
>this is somehow your fault
No, you cunt stain of a retard. You're clearly confusing who you're replying to and can't keep your conversations straight. homosexual.
>being unironically autistic, not just Cinemaphile autistic
>The film is a comedy
>spend the rest of the night pondering the ramifications
Actually you can do both.
It's the Dr Strangelove of horror movies
The movie was in no way a comedy. It was so horrifying your brain demands it to be a comedy because you can’t process the horror. The horror in it is overwhelming.
that's not ham fisted nor is it social commentary. its the classic "lowest bidder" joke
>Jessie, will be the first to know
>Billy, will be the first to go
>Seven of the living, against an army of the dead
It could have been so good.
for me,
the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
>linnea quigley's perfect little butt
You can watch any movie that has her in it and get that
>Fun yet scary
Horror movies should be horrifying, not "fun".
>characters that aren't simply "ugh just die already" fodder
Literally all of them are completely insufferable
>No hamfisted social commentary that lacks any subtlety
"Nuclear war is bad" counts. Besides, what kind of pleb doesn't like elevation in their horror
>linnea quigley's pusy
See above
>Fun soundtrack
See above
>True horror that nothing can stop it
Romero did that first and this movie is just ripping it off from him you absolute plebbit
>also likes terminally unfunny canadian "comedy"
color me shocked
bruh you sound like the most miserable person to be around irl
>Horror movies should be horrifying, not "fun".
Fun fact: You can see the green woman's puppeteer in plain view in one of shots after the black guy tries to stab her with the embalming needle to shut her up.
Linnea Quigley as a bondage model in this throwaway kino,
https://www.erogarga.com/kidnapped-girls-agency-1985/
Weird. A ROTLD without CreepyThinMan. What was that quote about Linnea that her porn producing boyfriend said about their relationship?
Don't mention that homosexual in my thread.
Don't you know he's attracted to ROTLD threads like a moth to a flame. Like summoning Candyman
CTM
CTM
CTM!
You know what always bugged me, how exactly did Trash turn into a zombie? It's not like she got a whiff of Trioxin like Frank and Freddy. The only explanation that I can come up with is when some of the rain water went down her mouth when the roof of the car tore open, but then why did the zombies attack her? Shit just don't add up, man. Maybe it was just an excuse to have Linnea run around naked for the rest of the movie.
It's never shown that zombies wouldn't attack infected Freddie and Frank, they were never near any.
And yes being partially submerged in the puddle like she was likely infected Trash.
And given the irony of her death specifically being about "old men" it's possible they didn't do much damage because they all had no teeth before they died, let alone years afterward.
The cadaver zombie completely ignored Freddie and Frank and went straight for Burt though.
because it saw him first, and it's funnier that way
One homosexual came in a ruined a good thread with his autism.
You're welcome.
>Be Tarantino
>Admit that Dan O'Bannon is a really good writer
>Still refuse to watch Return Of The Living Dead
Why is autism like this
>comfy RotLD thread ruined by autism once again
>namefag isn't even here
see
is there a 2k or 4k version of this?
Yes. Missing song and certain audio aside, the 4k is good. Dolby vision is a plus.
What is with this shit about people thinking rotld3 is good? How about no homosexual? The zombie gf is cute as shit but the movie sucks. We get what, 2-3 zombies in the first 2 parts of the movie? We only get a bunch of zombies at the end
Did anyone else notice the hints that this guy is a nazi?
During his introduction, he's listening to an old Afrika Korps song, and he carries a Luger.
I mean, he also has a drawing of Hitler on his wall. And a Luger.
There's a pic of Hitler? I never noticed that.
There's also a picture of Eva Braun on his desk
Ernie was the best character.
It's not a Luger, it's a pearl handled Walther P38.
met her in march. she told me i had beautiful colored eyes. so i got that goin for me. which is nice.
Linea Quiqley in this made my ex realize she was gay and leave me, I shit you not
Why is there no rule34 of Trash being fucked by zombies? What the fuck!
your wrong, but also right
I keep trying to draw lewd pictures of Trash, but I always stop halfway for one reason or another. I tell myself I'll get back to it when I can, but then I never actually go back and finish them. I hate myself.
>I hate myself.
you should, homosexual. imagine being willing to do smutt of something incredibly obscure, smutt wise, meaning you ARE the one person people go to for their particular needs and bitching out
finish
the fucking
smutt
What he said
but in a nicer way. I've been hungering for smut of this since I saw this movie ages ago.
Like she literally makes herself horny talking about how she wants zombies to gangbang her before she strips naked. Then later in the movie she gets captured by a bunch of zombies, and appears later as a noticeably uneaten sexy zombie, implying they weren't eating her (at least in the obvious way) to turn her into one. And despite all this being in the movie, no one ever thought to draw zombies running a train on her. Come on!
The south park parody is better
>Still the best zombie movie of all time
Just about, yes
>Shits all over Romero
Don't get cunty.
TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHT
WE'LL MAKE LOVE
UNTIL WE DIEEEEE
I found out there's a Japanese dub out there and now I desperately want to watch it.
>Sendu morea Paramedics-san!
I wanna know what Trash sounds like.
>Konichiwa! You rika mah pussy, zombie-san?
RIP Suicide. He still had many kinos left to make
Had no idea he was the raging meathead who killed the chocolate autist in one of the Friday The 13th movies.
He reminds me of Brandon Lee
Why are all "creepy" Nazi's played by israeli actors? Ernie in ROTLD, Toht in Raiders of he Lost Ark, etc?
Col. Klink was played by a israeli actor
someone who can wrangle the masses and stop them from shooting eachother as children every 2 weeks? yeah gonna go with them
>No hamfisted social commentary that lacks any subtlety
lol suuurrree
>le government is incompetent
Stop the presses
>zombie movie
maybe the friends were really the friends we made along the ways
It's interesting how all zombies in movies from the last two decades are all caused by viruses. There's a rational explanation for them.
Unlike this movie where it works on insane cartoon logic. A gas that makes skeletons rise from the dead. Civil War soldiers who've been dead for 100+ years rise from the dead.
Logically, this shouldn't be happening, but it's happening.
Horror that gets enhanced by it not making logical sense is underrated. It's like something from a bad dream.
Thats why the king of zombie movies is Demons. Magical zombies are the best.
Movies boring
agreed
1st saw it on vhs as a kid and thought it was terrifying over the years since then it became one of my favorites.