>rewatch Cloverfield

>rewatch Cloverfield
>realize that all the animals at the central park zoo were probably just fucking abandoned and left to die when the air force firebombed Manhattan

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame we never got a proper sequel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      JJ said there was one coming practically after Paradox blew any goodwill the brand had. Last I read, this one's not even going to have Clover as the main threat, but a fucking virus.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? why was paradox made a cloverfield film? at least 10 cloverfield lane and cloverfield could've been connected by some major retconning, but instead we got multiverse SLOP that basically says "yeah they're not actually connected, but they totally are via multiverse lol". it's like he takes mediocre scripts and scribbles his fanfics in between the lines to make them part of a faggy shared universe that isn't even satisfying to watch.

        so disappointing, we should've gotten a true sequel with clover in it instead of a disconnected bunker kino and multiverse slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Shame we never got a proper sequel.
      Is it though what would a sequel be about? Baby Clover is dead and its better to keep the origins of the monster mysterious. The cameo in the shitty sequel was enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its better to keep the origins of the monster mysterious.
        oh no, anon... you do know about the arg, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Baby Clover is dead
        Wrong.
        Clover is said to still be alive at the end of Cloverfield's credits.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > TWO Dicks?
    > dis NIGGA got TWO DICKS???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The creature's design includes appendages on its underbelly, described by Neville Page as an "elongated, and articulated external esophagus with the business end terminating in teethlike fingers".
      >They were designed to relate the scale of human prey to the huge scale of the creature.
      >The scenes from the film where people were vacuumed up by these appendages were cut from the final edit, but the fourth and final chapter of Cloverfield/Kishin shows how they work.

      TL:DR Clover has extra mouths on its arms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so the deep rising octopus

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it really necessary to burn down the whole city though?

    That just seems like overkill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because of the parasite spiders

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the world wars all the zoo and circus animals got killed and eaten, there were French bistros serving elephant and giraffe meat during the occupation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the french arent human, so nothing surprising there.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloop

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine how good the sequel would’ve been. Like War of the Worlds and Half Life and Crysis 3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC originally the sequel was just going to be the same events told from someone else's point of view.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These are old ideas that have already been done in the pseudo-Cloverfield sequels which flopped. I’m talking about a real sequel dealing with the aftermath of this monster’s appearance.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          JJ has lost his claim to several franchises now because all of a sudden he can't finish any projects. I don't he ever got past the original idea for the sequel. He didn't even make the other Cloverfield movies. His company just bought these random stories and tacked that bit on.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We need Gaspar Noe to direct it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a real sequel dealing with the aftermath of this monster’s appearance
          Would have been kino. It’s what everyone wanted. But right now israelites are in charge and they despise us for some reason even tho we saved them from WWII apparently so we don’t get anything good anymore.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Would have been kino. It’s what everyone wanted
            yes i agree
            >But right now israelites are in charge and they despise us for some reason even tho we saved them from WWII apparently so we don’t get anything good anymore
            oh ....

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kill yourself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                seethe chuddy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really can't help but out yourself.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Would have been kino. It’s what everyone wanted

            It would have been shit just some post apocalyptic movie crap

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >survival horror movie
    >nobody stops to poop or pee
    immersion shattered

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >firebombed
    They nuked it. That's what the title is referring to, after the nuke all that was left of the city was a field of clover

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YYYAAAAWN
    When you're ready to talk about true kino let's talk about 10 Cloverfield Lane

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT THE HECKIN SQUIRRELERINOS

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it turned out the real cloverfield was the lions we made along the way

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ridiculous amount of internet hype around this movie was more fun than the movie

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