I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did for the badly burnt but still alive scene...cause it's actually really horrifying, but lol -- he designed that thing.
OMG, I totally forgot Dr.Evil has a hairless cat, why the fuck did they make Q's two cats hairless in No Time To Die? NOBODY wants that, fandom has been depicting his cats as fluffy.
If they were going to make Bond woke, they would have got more at the Box Office by making Bond hot AND bisexual instead of a black woman. Bond just had very little chemistry with Mr.White's daughter from Spectre, so if they were going to kip plots from Austin Powers, make the connection to Spectre being Q as Biofield's son. That way you can make him barebaking Silva's laptop into the M16 system as deliberate rather careless.
>That way you can make him barebaking Silva's laptop into the M16 system as deliberate rather careless.
that scene with the subway scene right after made me disregard the series, I mean, CR was great, QoS was good if you can ignore shaky cam stupidity, but Skyfall was pretentious stupid shit that wanted to ape TKR so hard
doing what you stated then wouldve been a cool retroactive change that would make their stupid writing of the past more forgiveable
Q is often written as having gotten hired by M16 after hacking them, with various degrees how much he consented and how happy he is about it, and some having him be underage when he was snatched up by M16. Given that Skyfall revealed Old Lady M as a cold bitch who sold Silva to the Chinese (and she's not the same M from Goldeneye who has children), and Silva looking so young meant that he was even younger in the 90s -- it could be that after Q's mother dies when he's still a child, newly 'orphaned' Q hacks M16 and they snatch him up. When one of Biofield's ex-henchwomen and/or ex-girlfriend dies (like a Beatrix Kiddo who successfully ran off), he discovered that he had a kid with her and figured out that M16 have him. Biofield convince Q to help get Silva because Q could sympathize with Silva and not want him imprisoned as Q was, but Q doesn't want James Bond to die and starts to turn on his father, especially when he suspect that his father killed his grandfather.
Oh, I remember playing Twister when I was young -- I wonder if people these days are still fit enough to play , or if it fell out because of MeToo risks?
When I was a teen, I watched Austin Powers because I had a crush on Seth Green, but Austin's character is just so much sexier than Scott, because Scott is sullen and bitchy all the time but Austin fun and upbeat. No matter how fucking hot Chad Thundercock looks, being married to someone who is a drama queen who can't laugh at himself would be fucking exhausting.
Extremely groovy dialog, this actually makes me less mad at boomers. #NotAllBoomers
Dr. Evil: We're not so different, you and I. However, isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for, free love, swinging' parties, are all now in the 90s...considered to be...evil?
Austin: No, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were rebelling against is uptigt squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.
Austin: If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would've remains the same, it's freedom, baby, yeah!
Dr.Evil: Face it, freedom failed.
Austin: No man, freedom didn't fail, right now we got freedom and responsibility, it's a very groovy time.
OMG, the 90s retrotech in his film is killing me with nostalgia, I remember I had a Casio thing, I remember opening and closing the case, I just don't remember what I did with it.
It's so weird he was seen as a sexual deviant but in todays world he's actually normal and even morally superior(refused to fuck a drunk girl because it wasn't right)
I think it's still wrong to fuck drunk girls, but Vanessa would have been seen as uptight and unreasonable for not putting out by the 'red pill guys' on one side, while Austin Powers would have been seen as a sexual harasser by the 'blue pill girls', when really, the dynamic is pretty healthy and normal.
The greatest thing is definitely the boomer vs boomer speech here
Extremely groovy dialog, this actually makes me less mad at boomers. #NotAllBoomers
Dr. Evil: We're not so different, you and I. However, isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for, free love, swinging' parties, are all now in the 90s...considered to be...evil?
Austin: No, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were rebelling against is uptigt squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.
Austin: If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would've remains the same, it's freedom, baby, yeah!
Dr.Evil: Face it, freedom failed.
Austin: No man, freedom didn't fail, right now we got freedom and responsibility, it's a very groovy time.
, because it was in the boomer generation that our future was sold out, but it's not like it was unanimous. This is a really sensible series that was prescient as well, "Those Belgians, they made you so damn.. so damn evil!! " The office of the one world government U.N. is in Brussels, Belgium... It's too bad SPECTRE set the meeting in Rome instead of Davos, though they did stick to the classic Octopus logo....
austin powers 1 was one of the last great comedies. timeless. you could show it to anyone from damn near any era in the 20th and 21st century and they'd laugh till they cried.
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One Swedish Penis Enlarger Pump....
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One book, Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)
When I rewatched this recently I laughed so hard I puked
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did for the badly burnt but still alive scene...cause it's actually really horrifying, but lol -- he designed that thing.
OMG, I totally forgot Dr.Evil has a hairless cat, why the fuck did they make Q's two cats hairless in No Time To Die? NOBODY wants that, fandom has been depicting his cats as fluffy.
It's not supposed to be hairless. The hair fell out during their deep space freeze.
Same result, it just looks awful. I'm sorry but hairless cats are NOT cute.
i read that you have to keep hydrating their skin too. what a useless breed
I just had a thought, what if the reason Q had a hairless cat is because he's secretly Biofield's son?
If they were going to make Bond woke, they would have got more at the Box Office by making Bond hot AND bisexual instead of a black woman. Bond just had very little chemistry with Mr.White's daughter from Spectre, so if they were going to kip plots from Austin Powers, make the connection to Spectre being Q as Biofield's son. That way you can make him barebaking Silva's laptop into the M16 system as deliberate rather careless.
>That way you can make him barebaking Silva's laptop into the M16 system as deliberate rather careless.
that scene with the subway scene right after made me disregard the series, I mean, CR was great, QoS was good if you can ignore shaky cam stupidity, but Skyfall was pretentious stupid shit that wanted to ape TKR so hard
doing what you stated then wouldve been a cool retroactive change that would make their stupid writing of the past more forgiveable
Q is often written as having gotten hired by M16 after hacking them, with various degrees how much he consented and how happy he is about it, and some having him be underage when he was snatched up by M16. Given that Skyfall revealed Old Lady M as a cold bitch who sold Silva to the Chinese (and she's not the same M from Goldeneye who has children), and Silva looking so young meant that he was even younger in the 90s -- it could be that after Q's mother dies when he's still a child, newly 'orphaned' Q hacks M16 and they snatch him up. When one of Biofield's ex-henchwomen and/or ex-girlfriend dies (like a Beatrix Kiddo who successfully ran off), he discovered that he had a kid with her and figured out that M16 have him. Biofield convince Q to help get Silva because Q could sympathize with Silva and not want him imprisoned as Q was, but Q doesn't want James Bond to die and starts to turn on his father, especially when he suspect that his father killed his grandfather.
I really unironically prefer British teeth to Hollywood teeth, those unnatural white and over even teeth just looks fake, like old people dentures.
I have the same haircut
Oh, I remember playing Twister when I was young -- I wonder if people these days are still fit enough to play , or if it fell out because of MeToo risks?
"No offense, but she is rather manish"
When I was a teen, I watched Austin Powers because I had a crush on Seth Green, but Austin's character is just so much sexier than Scott, because Scott is sullen and bitchy all the time but Austin fun and upbeat. No matter how fucking hot Chad Thundercock looks, being married to someone who is a drama queen who can't laugh at himself would be fucking exhausting.
Jokes that couldn't be made today.
This is the only time Will Ferrell ever made me laugh. Revisiting the joke in the sequel ruined that.
Extremely groovy dialog, this actually makes me less mad at boomers. #NotAllBoomers
Dr. Evil: We're not so different, you and I. However, isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for, free love, swinging' parties, are all now in the 90s...considered to be...evil?
Austin: No, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were rebelling against is uptigt squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.
Austin: If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would've remains the same, it's freedom, baby, yeah!
Dr.Evil: Face it, freedom failed.
Austin: No man, freedom didn't fail, right now we got freedom and responsibility, it's a very groovy time.
>Childhood
Laugh at the silly theme song
>Adulthood
Addicted to bossa nova
OMG, the 90s retrotech in his film is killing me with nostalgia, I remember I had a Casio thing, I remember opening and closing the case, I just don't remember what I did with it.
It's so weird he was seen as a sexual deviant but in todays world he's actually normal and even morally superior(refused to fuck a drunk girl because it wasn't right)
I think it's still wrong to fuck drunk girls, but Vanessa would have been seen as uptight and unreasonable for not putting out by the 'red pill guys' on one side, while Austin Powers would have been seen as a sexual harasser by the 'blue pill girls', when really, the dynamic is pretty healthy and normal.
The greatest thing is definitely the boomer vs boomer speech here
, because it was in the boomer generation that our future was sold out, but it's not like it was unanimous. This is a really sensible series that was prescient as well, "Those Belgians, they made you so damn.. so damn evil!! " The office of the one world government U.N. is in Brussels, Belgium... It's too bad SPECTRE set the meeting in Rome instead of Davos, though they did stick to the classic Octopus logo....
austin powers 1 was one of the last great comedies. timeless. you could show it to anyone from damn near any era in the 20th and 21st century and they'd laugh till they cried.
"The Cold War is over"
"Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, right, comrades?"
"Austin, we won..."
My zoomer friend said it was corny boomer humor