>rey lives on tatooine >reminds her of jakoo and makes her miserable >depressed at the slavery and hardship >decides to take matters into he own hands >kills all the slavers and criminals >frees the people >starts doing really freaky shit like changing the weather to make the planet more habitable >billions of native creatures and wildlife dies >she's obviously gone dark but doesnt realise/wont admit it
righ there's your setup how do you finish the story?
LITERALLY they are all total dykes. The Acolyte was them coming out of the closet as le lesbian witches, because that's exactly what they fricking are.
>In 2017, Obaid-Chinoy became the first artist to co-chair the World Economic Forum.[26] >YOU VILL EAT THE STARWARS!
Confirmed facts? Well that's a conspiracy theory didnt you know. It's mere cohencidence.
>In 2017, Obaid-Chinoy became the first artist to co-chair the World Economic Forum
And people say there's no connection between politics and culture. No, it's the same crew with the same agenda.
So tiresome. Of course even suggesting that they should maybe try to integrate themselves, even a little bit, and leave their third world shit in the third world is far-right fascism.
>The UN admits that in the future they will do continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent people becoming refuges.
Great peacekeeping organisation you've got there.
Why are these literally who nobodies that have directed like 3 episodes of a series (that was a flop anyway 90% of the time) chosen as the director of the next installment of a fricking billion dollar franchise? What the frick happened to actually PROVING THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH? Can someone enlighten me?
The studio is directing the movie by proxy and just hiring someone who'll act as a figurehead and check a diversity box. Just like they did with the Marvels and its literally who director who conspicuously left before editing was finished
The fact that this chick worked on the show that preceded that dumpster fire is not a coincidence. She's a company (wo)man and they'd rather work with a cooperative hack than someone with any ideas of their own. Which is a recipe for failure but they're gonna do it anyway because it's all they know how to do
>Which is a recipe for failure but they're gonna do it anyway because it's all they know how to do
In all fairness they're arguably in this predicament because Rian Johnson threw away the entire structure of the trilogy because he thought it would be cool and unexpected, I don't blame them for wanting to keep tight reins on the next film, but the damage is already done.
We have erected a system of taboos around race and gender inequality such that "are you saying a Pakistani woman can't direct a movie??" is a completely effective strategy 100% of the time.
>diversity hire insufferable slacktivist whose only claim to fame are two episodes of a show nobody watched >Disney put all its hope and dreams to revitalize SW and make money on her
lol
lmao even
Nah that's a little too much of a christ allegory for a satanic company like nu-Disney. If anything, they'd retcon Rey into a lesbian (if they haven't already) and have her make a force baby with two mothers or something and there'd be a line like "only women can create life"
Really need a red-shirt-guy to get into one of these panel crowd-question events and challenge one of these 40something year old hags to answer basic intro-level trivia like "name three planets from Star Wars" so we can clip it.
>I thought Rian Johnson was getting a trilogy?
I thought we were getting: >James Mangold's Boba Fett? >An Obi Wan Kenobi movie? >Colin Trevorrow's Duel of the Fates? >David Benioff and D.B. Weiss' Trilogy? >Patty Jenkins Rogue Squadron? >Kevin Feige's Star Wars movie? >Rian Johnson's Trilogy? >Taika Waititi's Dawn of the Jedi movie? >(Guillermo Del Toro, Damon Lindelof, various Disney+ shows.)
Where did they all go?
What I assume happened was that when they had meetings with all these people the directors would come in and pitch their ideas and then be told "yeah no, here's what you're going to do" and then were handed a script and a list of characters prepared by Kathleen and her minions. And then they would probably laugh and walk away because they have better things to do.
Del Toro's a woke homosexual and all but I still don't think he wanted to directed the lesbian witch episode of Star Wars. Most of these guys were fans and shitting on the lore is probably not something they're enthused about
>it was always my dream to tell the story of my lesbian aunt undergoing menopause and finding her true love in revolutionary pakhistan in a star wars setting through a neofeminist lense
Disney is in the business of running everything they touch into the ground for 1.5% of the US population. Iger and Chapek--thanks guys. Hope some redneck snaps and strings both of you upside-down by your ballsack.
If they want to make more Star Wars movies that's fine with me, I'm not in the target audience any more but I like living in a world with Star Wars movies coming out. But they need a clean break. The prequels permanently tainted Star Wars as it used to be with their whole "skywalker saga" "chosen one" "there was no father" line of bullshit. They need to just start over and tell an entirely new story. Call it a soft reboot if you want. Just cut all ties with previous works and make something original.
I'm going to be 80, I'm going to hunt down George Lucas' adopted niglets as adults, find their neglect kids, and badger them about how disappointed I was with midichlorians and Naboo and what their grandfather was thinking.
If I have to be responsible for slavery and it's consequences, I'm going to harass adopted crackbabies about my disappointment with Star Wars.
Aren't they all kinda stupid? "The Empire Strikes Back", "Attack Of The Clones" and shit like that. The titles are supposed to be corny I think, like the shows Lucas watched as a kid.
How? Keep in mind that you also have to explain why it's a bad title in context of the release date, not with the many imitators and parodies spurred on by the film itself.
It sounds like a WW2-era spinning newspaper headline, which I thought was the point, considering how many other fixtures of WW2 Star Wars overtly copies. And stop relying on "le" spam to mock things you don't like, it's lazy and childish.
All the OT and PT titles are pretty cool. If you think "Empire Strikes Back" sounds corny, it's only because you've heard so many parodies and ripoffs of the OT-style titles, which is specifically because those titles were good enough to be iconic. "A New Beginning" isn't corny, it's overwhelmingly generic. It's probably the first thing most people would come up with if they were assigned to come up with a title for a rebooted franchise. It evokes nothing. It's practically a stock title.
Friday 13th Part 5 guaranteed to be x20 better than Rey sequel if it's ever made. We need to intensify the forward batteries of our hate energy to ensure it never gets made. We don't want anything to get through.
There was some shill here last week that was trying to convince everyone that there is a direct relationship between how many threads are made shitting on nuWars and Disney stock price, apparently every thread actually causes Disney stock to rise and we shouldn’t talk about them.
The >you're falling for outrage bait and if you mock disney
line is easily the most pathetic damage control spin I've ever seen.
I think they're unaware that people can see how badly nuwars is flopping, which utterly torpedoes the all publicity is good publicity shit they try to spin
moronic shills for this probably do ot for free too. Likely thinking they're fighting the culture war by defending a corporate product from online criticism
I have the feeling it does have an appeal to audiences that don't post here and are not very vocal in the Youtube "Star wars fandom sphere". Maybe liberals from the West Coast who don't really care about Star Wars and are just going to the theaters to see some Marvel-esque blockbuster.
>Maybe liberals from the West Coast who don't really care about Star Wars and are just going to the theaters to see some Marvel-esque blockbuster.
And how are the recent box office takes doing with movies that don't go for wider appeal than this?
Its not art per say
needing a win and creating the fabricated win allows catharsis
but completely devoid's exceptionalism
And you know what that would be ok Mediocrity is not terrible
one day i will watch reywars without my tinted goggles and self hate and i hope its fun? i dont know man but i hope its actually me and its just a mid film
It feels like key word btw its an affront to our sensabilities and thats difficult considering its a spreadsheet film
Movies are so expensive that they need to appeal to a global audience to make a profit. Why the frick would they isolate the appeal to a specific type of people in one small part of one country?
That's very anti-productism dialogue you're showing anon. Everyone who watches, yes even the original core demographic who grew up to be affluent and eager to spend SW bucks, should be happy that others now enjoy the spotlight. So what if those minority demographics don't contribute financially like the original code one does, just be like Luke and think of others.
This will probably do pretty decent if not outright very good. However I suspect it’ll follow the same trajectory of the previous trilogy and the final one will do even worse than 9, which I still haven’t even bothered to torrent to hate watch and never will. Haven’t seen anything since tlj
It’s so funny that this movie is what episode 7 should have been about, except with luke, but Disney is so dead set against white male protagonists that they instead decided to make a whole new trilogy to kill off all the old characters, ruin their character development, and invalidate all their achievements just so they could tell the story they should have told with a stronk independent womyn who don’t need no man.
exactly. pisses me off to no end. It should be Luke, rebuilding the jedi order, jedi academy. I was so pissed that they didn't that, because the storylines established in the EU books/games were so fricking cool. It's a fricking tragedy what they wasted and destroyed.
The storylines of Han+Leia's children, and Luke+Mara Jade's son, are awesome. Also, imagine a Shadows of the Empire movie, motherfricking Dash Rendar. Or a Kyle Katarn movie. God dammit.
I read these books in elementary school. Can't say I remember their plots but the characters were endearing and they did a good job capturing the OT Star Wars universe. There is a loneliness and wildness missing from both the PT and ST movies that I think George put in by accident but which EU authors worked very hard to describe. It's supposed to feel like there's nobody around for lightyears.
>the evil COALITION spreads across the galaxy >led by the dark lord CHUD, planets fall under the brutal >white male regime that seeks to eradicate looting and long term unemployment
>meanwhile, brave, pure rey skywalker has stolen a map containing >the location of a planet sized superstation that can destroy the entire galaxy
>hiding the map inside a small astromech droid, she hopes to unite >the ugly, the malformed and the mentally unstable into a formidable force >that will wipe law enforcement and political stability from the galaxy once and for all........
>rey lives on tatooine >reminds her of jakoo and makes her miserable >depressed at the slavery and hardship >decides to take matters into he own hands >kills all the slavers and criminals >frees the people >starts doing really freaky shit like changing the weather to make the planet more habitable >billions of native creatures and wildlife dies >she's obviously gone dark but doesnt realise/wont admit it
righ there's your setup how do you finish the story?
>how do you finish the story?
She fuses her body with Sarlac larvae and becomes an immortal prescient worm-woman who rules over the galaxy with an iron fist for several thousand years. She always keeps a Finn as a loyal companion, cloning a new replacement whenever one dies. She eventually dies when rebels blow up a bridge she is crossing, causing her to come to contact with her only weakness: water.
This, if it’s even real to begin with. Despite BlackRock keeping them afloat they still have to deal with shareholders who want to know why they bought a $4b IP just to squander it. This gives them something to show “look we’re working” when instead they’ve already killed the franchise.
given that the last attempt at rebellion at disney lost due to shareholders, it's safe to say that enough of them are compromised that it's not safe to assume lack of returns will spur any problems for them
Very few shareholders actually vote. Most delegate it to their investment manager automatically, and they aren't as serious about turning a profit because it's their money. The good PR of supporting woke is actually more important for them because "activist investing" will be an excuse to nepotistically funnel more funds for them to manage into their firm.
I like that term. Cultural terrorists. Disney are cultural terrorists. And you know what we should do with terrorists. You gotta lock em up, at the very least.
There was still a contingent of genX that couldn't give up hope. That hope was eternally crushed with Disney's garbage television shows. Now the only people who remain are woke leftist culture warriors who see liking Disney's SW slop as some kind of holy crusade to own the chuds.
>the only people who remain are woke leftist culture warriors who see liking Disney's SW slop as some kind of holy crusade to own the chuds
This Rey movie can't do much more damage culturally. Everyone's been beaten down and checked out. You gotta have a carrot and a stick.
It's important to be discreet with propaganda and the fact that none of the corporations can realize this is why none of their "great reset" plans have been working at all
It's funny that we're basically at the same exact spot we started at the end of RotJ. Except the enemy that was recently defeated was a bootleg faction that audiences don't really care about. And the new republic government has already proven itself immensely incapable once. And the jedi starting a new order is the boring Mary Sue instead of the iconic hero. And the only characters anyone still cares about are the ones from the original trilogy. No matter how competently it's written, moving forward the entire setting and cast does nothing but remind audiences of how much better the story would be if it had taken the place of the ST. They're starting from negative.
>The film will be directed by Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, who also directed the episodes 4 and 5 of 'Ms Marvel'.
First, sounds grim if that's your one claim to fame.
Second, were those episodes especially good or something?
lmao
There was still a contingent of genX that couldn't give up hope. That hope was eternally crushed with Disney's garbage television shows. Now the only people who remain are woke leftist culture warriors who see liking Disney's SW slop as some kind of holy crusade to own the chuds.
Aids-commies are holding onto Disney Star Wars for dear life because it's one of their last cultural "strongholds"(heh not anymore), as they're increasingly booted and ousted from civil society.
They've really dug themselves into a hole.
They either give Rey the role Luke should have had, or take her down a peg and make people even more apathetic as the status quo refuses to shift yet again.
i sincerely hope they "subvert expectations" and turn Rey into a bitter old greenmilk-chugging crone who is succeeded by the new generation of genderfluid jedi of color
The only thing that can take down a disney mary sue at this point is a cannibal mary sue that uses her as a stepping stone.
I too hope this happens, because being able to tell the few morons who like rey that they just hate character development will be cathartic
Why does anyone believe this? Literally no source or anything, just a screenshot. Trust me bro. Am I going insane? Since when is this board so gullible?
>Lucasfilm shill sees Acolyte is continuously getting bad news and the damage control attempts don't convince anyone >"Quick! We need to talk about the upcoming Rey movie!" >Lucasfilm shill #1 posts "REY SKYWALKER IS FRICKING BACK BROS!" >Lucasfilm shill #2 posts WE DID IT BROS
etc etc
>Death Star II blows up >Imperial fleet scattered >Lone Star Destroyer breaks formation, abandons both Imperial Remnant and that black chick that started the First Order >Don't have a name for the Captain, XO is Commander Jagged Fel, he's a Captian Kirk/Commander Shepherd type character who commands surface expeditions and covert operations. >Captain is taking his ship and the thousands of souls aboard to unknown space to forage a new beginning for he and his crew, away from New Republic scrutiny and First Order zeal >Series reintroduces the planets and alien species abandoned by Disney canon >They settle on a planet, Captain dies, XO Fel has the conn >He has premonitions and compulsions to conquer and rule. Not benevolently or malevolently, just pragmatically and fairly. >revisits the planets they've visited, makes alliances, marries a princess, and conquers anyone who refuses to join his Empire. >Fel Empire is established, he returns to the old galaxy and takes it back over. >Cue legacy of the force, Darth Krayt, and Cade Skywalker.
Love Baron Fel. I wish we got XWing kino in a show based on Rogue Squadron. So many great characters and storylines and it's already written and ready.
Wedge, Tycho, Wes Jansen, and Hobbie are my all time favorite bro squad from any star wars media ever
I'd like a Jek Porkins centered show. Imagine what kind of adventures he got up to, how he gained such mass, why he didn't pull up or eject in the end.
He literally didn't pull up because he was a fatass. He never dialed down his inertial compensator so he had no g-force to tell him that he wasn't gonna make it. Every other xwing jock does that in battle but he was a fatty who didn't want to feel gravity
>hey we know you guys had mixed feelings about the sequel trilogy >and every successive film did worse critically and financially >and it kind of brought the entire IP down and killed merch sales and made us so skittish we turned the most successful film franchise in history into a bunch of tv shows instead >so anyway, we're doubling down on it >but this time instead of a moderately competent b-tier Spielberg like JJ Abrams the director is a woman who contributed to the worst and lowest-rated MCU show
Okay, seriously...it's intentional at this point, right? Like, it has to be. No one can be *that* incompetent and oblivious, not even a woman
>it's intentional at this point, right?
devaluing American IP so foreign buyers can purchase them. China buys Star Wars, hires some gweilo writers and directors to make it based again, and rake in the profits for the glory of the Party.
This is an ironic point. Media companies are terrified of the male gaze, but credible effort sci-fi based exploitstion of women and various minorities would go over fine. Until someone changes their mind about participating 20 years later and, as it happens, could to really use some money right now.
>Go bankrupt you disney fricks.
Au contraire. Disney is being used by that deviant that runs BlackRock to pump out degenerate propaganda. Doesn't matter if it's successful or not. Your retirement funds are being used to prop up Disney and their anti-white pro-degenerate propaganda.
Rogue Squadron directed by Patty Jenkins was also in pre-production and it got canceled, this means nothing. Disney has reduced Star Wars to a streaming slop franchise.
So, now they are desperately going back to Skywalkers and have even attatched a no-name director who is more or less forced to do what ever the committee dictates. Oh boy, this is gonna be swell.
the american theatre „experience” is an exercise in self-control and anger management.
shut the frick up you ugly moronic fricking Black person piece of shit in the front row, nobody fricking cares about your boring, unfunny commentary.
holy shit, I can’t believe movie rentals weren’t a trillion dollar industry back in the day.
can someone remind me what she learned that Luke didn't already know in his films that makes her better for rebuilding the Jedi. I'm not asking for a snarky reply I just don't remember anything in the sequels that made her better for the job than Luke was at the end of the OT.
She learned force healing and how to levitate. Force healing would have prevented Anakin form falling to the dark side because he knew he'd be able to help padme.
She is all the jedi now, whatever that means, I'm sure it'll be very helpful in teaching a new generation.
Also, she beat Palpatine by herself, with nothing but brute force, while Luke was powerless and had to rely on his father's sneak attack to just survive, so Rey is also a better jedi than him
Why are they doubling down and using Rey again knowing everybody hates her? They don't have Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Billy Dee Williams to carry this and memberberries like they did with the sequel trilogy. Is someone/some company going to offset the production cost once this inevitably bombs?
>A new beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away. The known universe is ruled by The Emperor Palpatine who returned somehow... my grandfather
Please give this blockbuster cultural touchstone the 400 million dollar budget it deserves. Only a right wing chud would shortchange such a brilliant reinvigoration of the intellectual property. Plenty of marketing too, star wars is something people don't want to miss because they're unaware.
For the newfriends among us, Cinemaphile was the comfiest it's ever been right after TLJ released and there was a nonstop united reaction of endless wtf.
I've never seen the board so united before or since. The Reylo gays didn't shit up the threads until a few months later.
I'm hoping this could be the much needed follow up and hopefully it releases straight to d+ for maximum shitposting
>Announcing a new moronic star wars trilogy when we're months away from being able to make our own kino trilogy in our basements for free
lmao, this is the death scream of a felled pseudogod, aghast at its own mortality
>new SW movie
No. Create a new sci-fi western IP. Fill it with DEI hires. Let's see how it fares at the box office without a dead brand tied around it's neck like a noose..
Sounds like they need another IP to test again.
Maybe after 3 failed DEI IP reboots they'll realise their target audience aren't interested in these movies and they should focus on demographic subsets who actually do - to the point of nerd culture and buying any product they create which is catered for them. All pretty basic stuff and yet ~~*somehow*~~ DEI has returned.
The actors were never the problem with Star Wars TFA onwards. Daisy Ridley was good, Adam Driver was good. The problem is the writing and producing. There is legitimately a hypothetical kino future Rey-centric Star Wars movie that could be made. It will never happen given the 'creative' team behind this inevitable slop.
I fricking hate it so much, that there’s a genuine trove of potential in storytelling, even in a pitch like this, but if it’s real, it will be ran into the ground because the target audience has been moronic manchildren, and more recently tumblr landwhales with equally as much testosterone.
>get a director who produced very unpopular slop
It reminds me of how The Marvels director disavowed the movie as a Feige production because she directed like 1/4 of the film. All the action and other scenes is done by other people. Films by committee are bad, especially the moronic modern committee who exist in tiny social media bubbles. These yes men directors they get from unpopular slop aren't it.
that's right daisy everybody thinks you're ugly except me and three other guys but unlike them I'm not obssessed with doing you in the butt so let's work something out.
In all seriousness, I'm not going to see a Star Wars picture led by a woman or a minority. It's simply not going to happen. Dress it up all you want, cast who you want, I'm not buying a ticket
>It wasn't made for you! >Why didn't you watch it? >It wasn't made for you! >Why didn't you watch it? >It wasn't made for you! >Why didn't you watch it?
Rey is on a mission to rebuild the Jedi Order. However, Second Order, led by Palpatine's clone's clone is about to thwart her plans and endanger the space democracy with its brand new Death Solar System! The fate of Jedi Order and safety, pride and inclusiveness of the Galaxy depends on support from secret society of black transgender alt-abled neurodivergent space lesbians...
Kids nowadays don't care about Luke.
Have you seen him?
He's a joke. That dumb haircut and pathetic smile.
Boomers might think some uppity whiteboi is a good role model but times have changed and audiences are screaming out for diversification of heroes.
I thought at the end of The Rise of Skywalker, she put all of that Jedi and Sith stuff to bed, buried in the sand? That seemed to be the implication, there.
God I hope so.
What a wonderful dumpster fire we have awaiting us if it's true.
as a nudist?
WE DID IT BROS
hot af
Won't stop can't stop loving evil women
Barren xenomorph was a mistake
Wtf is wrong with Jar Jar (compared to Rey)
Frick off with troll bait
Darth Pusy
Darthussy, if you will.
Kino inbound
Hopefully she'll bring the much needed feminism and diversity to the franchise.
Actually painful how misogynistic the films have been. Hopefully this is the much-needed course correction
the only thing more poisonous this movie will be in the boxoffice is this woman's womb
you literally crashed and burned, trying to make this joke. it was humorous but horribly executed
how do you go from making a bunch of muslim propaganda docs to heading major Disney films this fast
Kathleen Kennedy
Was this sponsored by McDonalds and a local bank?
jews, as always
>how do you go from making a bunch of muslim propaganda docs to BEheading major Disney films this fast
There, should make sense now
That should tell you what the new movie will be about
Oh wow it's THIS fricking b***h again. Disney at this point really is just a gigantic west-coast middle-aged woman circle-jerk, isn't it?
Nail on the head.
LITERALLY they are all total dykes. The Acolyte was them coming out of the closet as le lesbian witches, because that's exactly what they fricking are.
hahahaha
In 2017, Obaid-Chinoy became the first artist to co-chair the World Economic Forum.[26]
YOU VILL EAT THE STARWARS!
>In 2017, Obaid-Chinoy became the first artist to co-chair the World Economic Forum.[26]
>YOU VILL EAT THE STARWARS!
Confirmed facts? Well that's a conspiracy theory didnt you know. It's mere cohencidence.
>In 2017, Obaid-Chinoy became the first artist to co-chair the World Economic Forum
And people say there's no connection between politics and culture. No, it's the same crew with the same agenda.
So tiresome. Of course even suggesting that they should maybe try to integrate themselves, even a little bit, and leave their third world shit in the third world is far-right fascism.
>The UN admits that in the future they will do continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent people becoming refuges.
Great peacekeeping organisation you've got there.
EAT BUGS!!!!
she could make the shahada rey's new catchphrase and millions of disney adults would be swearing fealty to allah chanting it like "this is the way"
to be fair the pool of directors willing to touch this career stain is pretty small. she was probably the best pick.
i could guarantee them a billion dollars if i were given full creative control
It's over
>CHINOY CHINYOY MEN
I do hope the film looks as good as she
But Cinemaphile told me nu wars doesn't make money and is dead because muh women and feminism!
Did Cinemaphile lie?!
They were going to do a movie every year 'til Solo flopped. We've now had 5 years with no movies. Maybe not dead, but it's been sleeping.
>political activist
Words cannot sufficiently convey how dropped this is.
Why are these literally who nobodies that have directed like 3 episodes of a series (that was a flop anyway 90% of the time) chosen as the director of the next installment of a fricking billion dollar franchise? What the frick happened to actually PROVING THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH? Can someone enlighten me?
B-but anon… it’s a random dumpy woman who identifies as something or another. Don’t you see the pattern by now?
The studio is directing the movie by proxy and just hiring someone who'll act as a figurehead and check a diversity box. Just like they did with the Marvels and its literally who director who conspicuously left before editing was finished
The fact that this chick worked on the show that preceded that dumpster fire is not a coincidence. She's a company (wo)man and they'd rather work with a cooperative hack than someone with any ideas of their own. Which is a recipe for failure but they're gonna do it anyway because it's all they know how to do
>Which is a recipe for failure but they're gonna do it anyway because it's all they know how to do
In all fairness they're arguably in this predicament because Rian Johnson threw away the entire structure of the trilogy because he thought it would be cool and unexpected, I don't blame them for wanting to keep tight reins on the next film, but the damage is already done.
We have erected a system of taboos around race and gender inequality such that "are you saying a Pakistani woman can't direct a movie??" is a completely effective strategy 100% of the time.
>diversity hire insufferable slacktivist whose only claim to fame are two episodes of a show nobody watched
>Disney put all its hope and dreams to revitalize SW and make money on her
lol
lmao even
Bet that Rey will put a force child inside her own belly?
Nah that's a little too much of a christ allegory for a satanic company like nu-Disney. If anything, they'd retcon Rey into a lesbian (if they haven't already) and have her make a force baby with two mothers or something and there'd be a line like "only women can create life"
Hello sir I will be of destroying Star Wars again please
BO SHUDA, JEETA BA MINDAH!
"jeeta" lmao
nal Hoota bas jeetu
mmm
Juta bo shuda
This makes sense why Star Wars cost so much to make. $22m an episode of Acolyte was it? They only employ the best and the best ain't cheap.
>The best
>404 File Not Found
Really need a red-shirt-guy to get into one of these panel crowd-question events and challenge one of these 40something year old hags to answer basic intro-level trivia like "name three planets from Star Wars" so we can clip it.
I thought Rian Johnson was getting a trilogy?
>it was cancelled
Wait what? TLJ did well and is universally praised by ~~*critics*~~. Did they just cancel it because of chud reaction?
>I thought Rian Johnson was getting a trilogy?
I thought we were getting:
>James Mangold's Boba Fett?
>An Obi Wan Kenobi movie?
>Colin Trevorrow's Duel of the Fates?
>David Benioff and D.B. Weiss' Trilogy?
>Patty Jenkins Rogue Squadron?
>Kevin Feige's Star Wars movie?
>Rian Johnson's Trilogy?
>Taika Waititi's Dawn of the Jedi movie?
>(Guillermo Del Toro, Damon Lindelof, various Disney+ shows.)
Where did they all go?
This webm is an example of Daisy being good with strong writing and direction. Imagine Irvin Kershner leading her.
sHE NEEDS TO BE ALLOWED TO BE HOT
mrs no kids is not a bad actor nor not cute
she read here role and emodied it
it must have seemed so cool (all the fricking worse)
luke thought it was goofy shit at the time (fair) and upon reflection felt a deep sense of humanity
you play with your pices you dont fricking aquess to them you are enlightend by them at best
mpbpdy actively aquessed the director needed pushback an honest conversation in a world of lies ofcourse it sucked
>honesty is a conversation between liars
frick i hatemyself
What I assume happened was that when they had meetings with all these people the directors would come in and pitch their ideas and then be told "yeah no, here's what you're going to do" and then were handed a script and a list of characters prepared by Kathleen and her minions. And then they would probably laugh and walk away because they have better things to do.
Del Toro's a woke homosexual and all but I still don't think he wanted to directed the lesbian witch episode of Star Wars. Most of these guys were fans and shitting on the lore is probably not something they're enthused about
LMFAO
>it was always my dream to tell the story of my lesbian aunt undergoing menopause and finding her true love in revolutionary pakhistan in a star wars setting through a neofeminist lense
Disney is in the business of running everything they touch into the ground for 1.5% of the US population. Iger and Chapek--thanks guys. Hope some redneck snaps and strings both of you upside-down by your ballsack.
Glup Shitto
If they want to make more Star Wars movies that's fine with me, I'm not in the target audience any more but I like living in a world with Star Wars movies coming out. But they need a clean break. The prequels permanently tainted Star Wars as it used to be with their whole "skywalker saga" "chosen one" "there was no father" line of bullshit. They need to just start over and tell an entirely new story. Call it a soft reboot if you want. Just cut all ties with previous works and make something original.
>The prequels permanently tainted Star Wars
Jesus Christ, can you fricking geeks just get over it already? It's been over 2 decades.
I'm going to be 80, I'm going to hunt down George Lucas' adopted niglets as adults, find their neglect kids, and badger them about how disappointed I was with midichlorians and Naboo and what their grandfather was thinking.
If I have to be responsible for slavery and it's consequences, I'm going to harass adopted crackbabies about my disappointment with Star Wars.
>Just cut all ties with previous works and make something original.
Did you read the OP?
This is gonna be rooted in the sequel trilogy.
#1 they give me lots of hours of entertainment from YT critiques shitting on the movie
#2 More interest from porn artists making Rey rule 34 is based
Like David Lynch said: you've got to go away to come back.
>Episode X: A New Beginning
It's like they hired 12 year old me to make the title.
Aren't they all kinda stupid? "The Empire Strikes Back", "Attack Of The Clones" and shit like that. The titles are supposed to be corny I think, like the shows Lucas watched as a kid.
Explain how the empire strikes back is a bad title.
it's a comedy tier title
How? Keep in mind that you also have to explain why it's a bad title in context of the release date, not with the many imitators and parodies spurred on by the film itself.
It's really kind of overblown. Like, 'The Empire's Revenge' would have been more...grown up.
Shitflinging isnt an argument. Why is it bad?
>le empire... strikes le back!!!
Really?
Why do they keep striking back?
Someone stole their reddit gold
It sounds like a WW2-era spinning newspaper headline, which I thought was the point, considering how many other fixtures of WW2 Star Wars overtly copies. And stop relying on "le" spam to mock things you don't like, it's lazy and childish.
is corny. Nothing wrong about that.
Disney doesn't get that the whole thing is supposed to be space opera
in 24 years now, no one has EVER been able to tell me what exactly the sith were getting revenge for
ill take a schizto i wait stab
>sith are mad as frick they were lied to about litterly everything
ill expound
jedi teach feelings are your undoing but the fact is the only power force users have are derived from them ect ad nausium
the reality
the force is not a nice guy it will and can frick you
>the empire strikes back again
>return of the empire strikes back again
The return of the revenge of the empire strikes back: the reckoning
part dues revolution's machina 2
Rise of the Return of the Phantom Empire Strikes Back Again Rises
>somehow, the empire struck back
>So who strikes first, you strike first?
I remember thinking (still do) that Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones were really naff.
All the OT and PT titles are pretty cool. If you think "Empire Strikes Back" sounds corny, it's only because you've heard so many parodies and ripoffs of the OT-style titles, which is specifically because those titles were good enough to be iconic. "A New Beginning" isn't corny, it's overwhelmingly generic. It's probably the first thing most people would come up with if they were assigned to come up with a title for a rebooted franchise. It evokes nothing. It's practically a stock title.
Probably not the title. Whatever they do call it can't possibly be worse than "The Rise of Skywalker".
Episode X: The Palpatine is Back Again Story
Friday 13th Part 5 guaranteed to be x20 better than Rey sequel if it's ever made. We need to intensify the forward batteries of our hate energy to ensure it never gets made. We don't want anything to get through.
Do with this what you will
it doesn't even make sense. all the previous titles besides New Hope referenced some actual in-universe thing
this reminds me of how the original star wars CAPITALIZED like 2 words in the title crawls so now nuwars capitalizes every WORD
>A New Beginning
How very creative.
I hope it costs a trillion dollars.
>10 trillion dollar budget
>looks like an original Godzilla film
If Rey Still Haunts You, You're Not Alone!!
>they're doubling and tripling down
Incredible
>Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy
But she directed two episodes of Ms. Marvel a show nobody watched. She's a creative genius you'd have to see those two episodes to understand!!
And we thought JJ and Rian were disastrous lmfao. They're down to no name feminist diversity hires who have only made sitcom episodes.
We wouldn't want to give a white man the chance to rise up and become another George Lucas, now would we?
Empire Strikes Again
Its obvious its not about profits. That being said, you homosexuals need to stop participating in these obvious psyop threads.
>Its obvious its not about profits. That being said, you homosexuals need to stop participating in these obvious psyop threads.
Take your own advice.
>If you deride Disney and their products you've fallen for the psyop that Disney churns out horrible garbage
Oh really now
There was some shill here last week that was trying to convince everyone that there is a direct relationship between how many threads are made shitting on nuWars and Disney stock price, apparently every thread actually causes Disney stock to rise and we shouldn’t talk about them.
That's obviously bullshit and that shill wanted people to stop making fun at the Acolyte bombing harder than Nagasaki THOUGH
The
>you're falling for outrage bait and if you mock disney
line is easily the most pathetic damage control spin I've ever seen.
I think they're unaware that people can see how badly nuwars is flopping, which utterly torpedoes the all publicity is good publicity shit they try to spin
Who would have a head shot of their boss in their cubicle?
A sycophant.
moronic shills for this probably do ot for free too. Likely thinking they're fighting the culture war by defending a corporate product from online criticism
I have the feeling it does have an appeal to audiences that don't post here and are not very vocal in the Youtube "Star wars fandom sphere". Maybe liberals from the West Coast who don't really care about Star Wars and are just going to the theaters to see some Marvel-esque blockbuster.
>Maybe liberals from the West Coast who don't really care about Star Wars and are just going to the theaters to see some Marvel-esque blockbuster.
And how are the recent box office takes doing with movies that don't go for wider appeal than this?
Even things made for progressives fail all the time, remember "Bros"? They hate their own art, they just can't admit it.
>remember "Bros"?
Was that the gay movie?
Its not art per say
needing a win and creating the fabricated win allows catharsis
but completely devoid's exceptionalism
And you know what that would be ok Mediocrity is not terrible
one day i will watch reywars without my tinted goggles and self hate and i hope its fun? i dont know man but i hope its actually me and its just a mid film
It feels like key word btw its an affront to our sensabilities and thats difficult considering its a spreadsheet film
Movies are so expensive that they need to appeal to a global audience to make a profit. Why the frick would they isolate the appeal to a specific type of people in one small part of one country?
because they actually want to make that>
no other valid reason
(there are very very bad ones and i dont mean ones that dont make money)
That's very anti-productism dialogue you're showing anon. Everyone who watches, yes even the original core demographic who grew up to be affluent and eager to spend SW bucks, should be happy that others now enjoy the spotlight. So what if those minority demographics don't contribute financially like the original code one does, just be like Luke and think of others.
https://productionlist.com/production/star-wars-episode-x-new-beginning/
Could it earn less than Marvels and Furiosa?
It's being directed by the director of the Disney+ show that set up The Marvels.
This will probably do pretty decent if not outright very good. However I suspect it’ll follow the same trajectory of the previous trilogy and the final one will do even worse than 9, which I still haven’t even bothered to torrent to hate watch and never will. Haven’t seen anything since tlj
>This will probably do pretty decent if not outright very good.
I think you’re overestimating normies, but only time will tell.
I think you're vastly overestimating the interest normies, or anyone for that matter, have in Star Wars anymore.
normalgays have made their lack of interest in star wars very abundant in the past few years
It’s so funny that this movie is what episode 7 should have been about, except with luke, but Disney is so dead set against white male protagonists that they instead decided to make a whole new trilogy to kill off all the old characters, ruin their character development, and invalidate all their achievements just so they could tell the story they should have told with a stronk independent womyn who don’t need no man.
exactly. pisses me off to no end. It should be Luke, rebuilding the jedi order, jedi academy. I was so pissed that they didn't that, because the storylines established in the EU books/games were so fricking cool. It's a fricking tragedy what they wasted and destroyed.
The storylines of Han+Leia's children, and Luke+Mara Jade's son, are awesome. Also, imagine a Shadows of the Empire movie, motherfricking Dash Rendar. Or a Kyle Katarn movie. God dammit.
I read these books in elementary school. Can't say I remember their plots but the characters were endearing and they did a good job capturing the OT Star Wars universe. There is a loneliness and wildness missing from both the PT and ST movies that I think George put in by accident but which EU authors worked very hard to describe. It's supposed to feel like there's nobody around for lightyears.
>episode X
>a new beginning
>the evil COALITION spreads across the galaxy
>led by the dark lord CHUD, planets fall under the brutal
>white male regime that seeks to eradicate looting and long term unemployment
>meanwhile, brave, pure rey skywalker has stolen a map containing
>the location of a planet sized superstation that can destroy the entire galaxy
>hiding the map inside a small astromech droid, she hopes to unite
>the ugly, the malformed and the mentally unstable into a formidable force
>that will wipe law enforcement and political stability from the galaxy once and for all........
Oh. Great.
There's only one way to save this trashheap
>rey lives on tatooine
>reminds her of jakoo and makes her miserable
>depressed at the slavery and hardship
>decides to take matters into he own hands
>kills all the slavers and criminals
>frees the people
>starts doing really freaky shit like changing the weather to make the planet more habitable
>billions of native creatures and wildlife dies
>she's obviously gone dark but doesnt realise/wont admit it
righ there's your setup how do you finish the story?
women cant be bad, the force is female after all
That fricking sucks you should write for disney!
that's just unnecessarily harsh, even for Cinemaphile
Desert replacement theory
Yes yes but is she barefoot for most of the movie yes or no? Give the people what they want!
She stops handing everything to the slaves and they turn on her and she has to slay them all with her lightsaber
This is so terrible that if you identify as a troony you will be instantly hired by Disney.
>how do you finish the story?
She fuses her body with Sarlac larvae and becomes an immortal prescient worm-woman who rules over the galaxy with an iron fist for several thousand years. She always keeps a Finn as a loyal companion, cloning a new replacement whenever one dies. She eventually dies when rebels blow up a bridge she is crossing, causing her to come to contact with her only weakness: water.
This is shown to here in a dream Wherein she Drowns making here immune to scrutiny and doubt
These emotion's take physical shape as here pet balrog and Merlin from the fantasy/medieval myth King Arthur and the knight's of the round
She hold's here lightsabre sideways now as well like a gangster cop and "presses" all there's "hoes" on a galactic scale
She also has a personal army of exclusively female Jedi knights that she calls Always A Bigger Fish Speakers.
>Always A Bigger Fish Speakers
Star Wars is so fricking stupid they might as well go full Blazing Saddles with it and it'd be a genuine improvement
Well done anon, that got a genuine chest-clucthing-Chris Evans laugh out of me.
Well played anon, well played.
Then I frick her, the end.
It won't get made
>There's an awful Hollywood roomer that Daisy doesn't swallow.
For two star wars trilogies she better be.
It'll get cancelled.
This, if it’s even real to begin with. Despite BlackRock keeping them afloat they still have to deal with shareholders who want to know why they bought a $4b IP just to squander it. This gives them something to show “look we’re working” when instead they’ve already killed the franchise.
given that the last attempt at rebellion at disney lost due to shareholders, it's safe to say that enough of them are compromised that it's not safe to assume lack of returns will spur any problems for them
Very few shareholders actually vote. Most delegate it to their investment manager automatically, and they aren't as serious about turning a profit because it's their money. The good PR of supporting woke is actually more important for them because "activist investing" will be an excuse to nepotistically funnel more funds for them to manage into their firm.
They don't care about the money, they get free money from the Fed. It's about cultural terrorism.
I like that term. Cultural terrorists. Disney are cultural terrorists. And you know what we should do with terrorists. You gotta lock em up, at the very least.
But what's the point when
>the only people who remain are woke leftist culture warriors who see liking Disney's SW slop as some kind of holy crusade to own the chuds
This Rey movie can't do much more damage culturally. Everyone's been beaten down and checked out. You gotta have a carrot and a stick.
It's important to be discreet with propaganda and the fact that none of the corporations can realize this is why none of their "great reset" plans have been working at all
Fake as shit. If they were filming it, it'd be under a codename not use the actual fricking title which is subject to change.
Daisy's been talking about it in the last few days/weeks.
>Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy
>known for directing some tv show episodes
I can't wait for this train wreck.
They learned nothing from Ruin Johnson.
Are you suggesting they bring in a famous and experienced person? What are you some kind of nazi!?
>At least she directed 2 episodes of Ms. Marvel
>Let's check how those episodes were rated
good, accelerate
>decide to actually move the setting forward
A little to late for me to give a shit
Maybe should have tried something like this with 7.
It's funny that we're basically at the same exact spot we started at the end of RotJ. Except the enemy that was recently defeated was a bootleg faction that audiences don't really care about. And the new republic government has already proven itself immensely incapable once. And the jedi starting a new order is the boring Mary Sue instead of the iconic hero. And the only characters anyone still cares about are the ones from the original trilogy. No matter how competently it's written, moving forward the entire setting and cast does nothing but remind audiences of how much better the story would be if it had taken the place of the ST. They're starting from negative.
Ah the double down. I wish I could even begin to understand how anyone thought this is what they needed.
Ugly Mary sue is back again? Please no
The fricked up part about this post.
That's not some deranged anon that's a legitimate starlet
I think she looks cute and I think you look pathetic trying to message insults to celebrities social media pages
Suck My balls You ugly xenomorph Daisy
I think she looks cute AND it's hilarious
>The film will be directed by Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, who also directed the episodes 4 and 5 of 'Ms Marvel'.
First, sounds grim if that's your one claim to fame.
Second, were those episodes especially good or something?
lmao
Dude, imagine the boxes she ticks.
She also directed the box office smash Bahadur 3, chud.
>were those episodes especially good or something?
I refuse to believe anyone still cares about SW after Rey's trilogy. The franchese died back then and never recovered
There was still a contingent of genX that couldn't give up hope. That hope was eternally crushed with Disney's garbage television shows. Now the only people who remain are woke leftist culture warriors who see liking Disney's SW slop as some kind of holy crusade to own the chuds.
Aids-commies are holding onto Disney Star Wars for dear life because it's one of their last cultural "strongholds"(heh not anymore), as they're increasingly booted and ousted from civil society.
>episode x: a fresh start
>episode X: lets try that one again
Star Wars Episode X: A New VII
>Star Wars Episode XI: Episode VIII Strikes Back
>Star Wars Episode XII: Return of Episode IX
Star Wars Episode : Ahh frick it who's even counting anymore!! The Chronicles
Star Wars: Episode X - Build Back Better
so they're going to take the thing everyone wanted to see Luke doing, and give it to Rey
They've really dug themselves into a hole.
They either give Rey the role Luke should have had, or take her down a peg and make people even more apathetic as the status quo refuses to shift yet again.
i sincerely hope they "subvert expectations" and turn Rey into a bitter old greenmilk-chugging crone who is succeeded by the new generation of genderfluid jedi of color
The only thing that can take down a disney mary sue at this point is a cannibal mary sue that uses her as a stepping stone.
I too hope this happens, because being able to tell the few morons who like rey that they just hate character development will be cathartic
I find this extremely realistic, because they'll be putting an inexperienced director, only known for making lefty slop, in the driver's seat.
Again.
Oh wow and Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy is directing.
That's right THE Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy of Ms. Marvel episode 4 fame.
When are they bringing the vong in I just know they can't resist a
>Palpatine was right actually
Subversion
Why does anyone believe this? Literally no source or anything, just a screenshot. Trust me bro. Am I going insane? Since when is this board so gullible?
the first post in the thread implicitly states it's discussing the possibility, not that it's a certainty, you overdramatic queer
>Lucasfilm shill sees Acolyte is continuously getting bad news and the damage control attempts don't convince anyone
>"Quick! We need to talk about the upcoming Rey movie!"
>Lucasfilm shill #1 posts "REY SKYWALKER IS FRICKING BACK BROS!"
>Lucasfilm shill #2 posts WE DID IT BROS
etc etc
I and most others are perfectly capable of shitting on both the ACKolyte *and* the possibility of a new Rey Palpatine movie at the same time.
My Star Wars sequel sequel trilogy
>Death Star II blows up
>Imperial fleet scattered
>Lone Star Destroyer breaks formation, abandons both Imperial Remnant and that black chick that started the First Order
>Don't have a name for the Captain, XO is Commander Jagged Fel, he's a Captian Kirk/Commander Shepherd type character who commands surface expeditions and covert operations.
>Captain is taking his ship and the thousands of souls aboard to unknown space to forage a new beginning for he and his crew, away from New Republic scrutiny and First Order zeal
>Series reintroduces the planets and alien species abandoned by Disney canon
>They settle on a planet, Captain dies, XO Fel has the conn
>He has premonitions and compulsions to conquer and rule. Not benevolently or malevolently, just pragmatically and fairly.
>revisits the planets they've visited, makes alliances, marries a princess, and conquers anyone who refuses to join his Empire.
>Fel Empire is established, he returns to the old galaxy and takes it back over.
>Cue legacy of the force, Darth Krayt, and Cade Skywalker.
Is this alexander the great?
Also kino spinoff comic right here
Love Baron Fel. I wish we got XWing kino in a show based on Rogue Squadron. So many great characters and storylines and it's already written and ready.
Wedge, Tycho, Wes Jansen, and Hobbie are my all time favorite bro squad from any star wars media ever
I'd like a Jek Porkins centered show. Imagine what kind of adventures he got up to, how he gained such mass, why he didn't pull up or eject in the end.
He literally didn't pull up because he was a fatass. He never dialed down his inertial compensator so he had no g-force to tell him that he wasn't gonna make it. Every other xwing jock does that in battle but he was a fatty who didn't want to feel gravity
>hey we know you guys had mixed feelings about the sequel trilogy
>and every successive film did worse critically and financially
>and it kind of brought the entire IP down and killed merch sales and made us so skittish we turned the most successful film franchise in history into a bunch of tv shows instead
>so anyway, we're doubling down on it
>but this time instead of a moderately competent b-tier Spielberg like JJ Abrams the director is a woman who contributed to the worst and lowest-rated MCU show
Okay, seriously...it's intentional at this point, right? Like, it has to be. No one can be *that* incompetent and oblivious, not even a woman
>it's intentional at this point, right?
devaluing American IP so foreign buyers can purchase them. China buys Star Wars, hires some gweilo writers and directors to make it based again, and rake in the profits for the glory of the Party.
Id rather have Chinese Star Wars than Lesbian Star Wars.
>Id rather have Chinese Star Wars than Lesbian Star Wars.
I'd rather have white man Star Wars than chink or dyke Star Wars.
This is an ironic point. Media companies are terrified of the male gaze, but credible effort sci-fi based exploitstion of women and various minorities would go over fine. Until someone changes their mind about participating 20 years later and, as it happens, could to really use some money right now.
I'm not even angry any more.
Go bankrupt you disney fricks.
I will enjoy your agony from afar.
>Go bankrupt you disney fricks.
Au contraire. Disney is being used by that deviant that runs BlackRock to pump out degenerate propaganda. Doesn't matter if it's successful or not. Your retirement funds are being used to prop up Disney and their anti-white pro-degenerate propaganda.
Rogue Squadron directed by Patty Jenkins was also in pre-production and it got canceled, this means nothing. Disney has reduced Star Wars to a streaming slop franchise.
Whoopty shit.
Rey sisters. We won.
Sharmeen sisters. We won.
We eatin' good. Real good.
Predict the box office figures for the next Star Wars movie.
About $3.50.
Rey fricks a ugly japanese man
So, now they are desperately going back to Skywalkers and have even attatched a no-name director who is more or less forced to do what ever the committee dictates. Oh boy, this is gonna be swell.
DO NOT WANT.
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS AND BE HAPPY!!!
A New Beginning: With the Same Cast
that's hilariously depressing
Well everyone loves Rey.
>that "I fricking hate Star Wars" just as the credits roll
Kek, makes it funnier with the half-empty theater.
So this is what it sounds like when a group of women simultaneously get The Ick.
yes.
the american theatre „experience” is an exercise in self-control and anger management.
shut the frick up you ugly moronic fricking Black person piece of shit in the front row, nobody fricking cares about your boring, unfunny commentary.
holy shit, I can’t believe movie rentals weren’t a trillion dollar industry back in the day.
can someone remind me what she learned that Luke didn't already know in his films that makes her better for rebuilding the Jedi. I'm not asking for a snarky reply I just don't remember anything in the sequels that made her better for the job than Luke was at the end of the OT.
She learned force healing and how to levitate. Force healing would have prevented Anakin form falling to the dark side because he knew he'd be able to help padme.
She is all the jedi now, whatever that means, I'm sure it'll be very helpful in teaching a new generation.
Also, she beat Palpatine by herself, with nothing but brute force, while Luke was powerless and had to rely on his father's sneak attack to just survive, so Rey is also a better jedi than him
Luke was too beholden to the sacred Jedi texts, being a chud. Something like that.
Why are they doubling down and using Rey again knowing everybody hates her? They don't have Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Billy Dee Williams to carry this and memberberries like they did with the sequel trilogy. Is someone/some company going to offset the production cost once this inevitably bombs?
>directed by a woman named Sharmeen
Lmao D.O.A. but that's hardly a surprise.
>A new beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away. The known universe is ruled by The Emperor Palpatine who returned somehow... my grandfather
XD
Okay. I will watch it.
Isn’t it time for the series to try something fresh, like a white male lead?
Doubt they're gonna pull through with this. If they do, I'm not gonna watch watch it, but I'll for sure check out the angry reviews once it's out.
Vong trilogy kino is back on the menu, boys. We are eating fricking good
The director, directed the worst episodes of a, at best, mid show. Disney is a masochist.
This picture is so hot
LOL
earrings are way to long but cute as frick
This should be turned into AI video. Unfortunately, it supposedly takes 10 hours to make one now I ain't got time for that.
Box office for this movie will set new records for failure. Cinemaphile is going to have another field day
I hope they have to blow up a dearth star or hidden fleet or star killer or the emperor again.
I look forward to being credited with its failure by... doing nothing.
Feels good man
also when is sydney going to make a fricking epic film i can rewatch and workout to im loosing muscle every day it dosent exist
>nu-wars
Literally no one cares besides obsessed fanboys
Please give this blockbuster cultural touchstone the 400 million dollar budget it deserves. Only a right wing chud would shortchange such a brilliant reinvigoration of the intellectual property. Plenty of marketing too, star wars is something people don't want to miss because they're unaware.
Where's the link? Can I review bomb this yet? God damn it ~~*they*~~ better not make me wait until release date.
For the newfriends among us, Cinemaphile was the comfiest it's ever been right after TLJ released and there was a nonstop united reaction of endless wtf.
I've never seen the board so united before or since. The Reylo gays didn't shit up the threads until a few months later.
I'm hoping this could be the much needed follow up and hopefully it releases straight to d+ for maximum shitposting
Imagine Cinemaphile not getting a firmware /rip/
they will need to cocacola the edited version Cinemaphile will have 4k on premier night no questions asked
And if those homosexual disnoids try to stop it
i hope it works because actual kinofiles give a frick
>Announcing a new moronic star wars trilogy when we're months away from being able to make our own kino trilogy in our basements for free
lmao, this is the death scream of a felled pseudogod, aghast at its own mortality
she's the first pakistani woman to win an academy award
she's going to do fine, stop trying to jinx it
Bros who should actually direct a new Star Wars movie? Do new talented directors capable of doing a good SW film still even exist?
There shouldn't be a new Star Wars movie. It's a dead franchise
>new SW movie
No. Create a new sci-fi western IP. Fill it with DEI hires. Let's see how it fares at the box office without a dead brand tied around it's neck like a noose..
>Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon
It's been attempted.
controversial opinion not a terrible film
It's only controversial among seething twittertards who have a permanent hate boner for Snyder
Sounds like they need another IP to test again.
Maybe after 3 failed DEI IP reboots they'll realise their target audience aren't interested in these movies and they should focus on demographic subsets who actually do - to the point of nerd culture and buying any product they create which is catered for them. All pretty basic stuff and yet ~~*somehow*~~ DEI has returned.
The corpse raping will not stop.
The actors were never the problem with Star Wars TFA onwards. Daisy Ridley was good, Adam Driver was good. The problem is the writing and producing. There is legitimately a hypothetical kino future Rey-centric Star Wars movie that could be made. It will never happen given the 'creative' team behind this inevitable slop.
I fricking hate it so much, that there’s a genuine trove of potential in storytelling, even in a pitch like this, but if it’s real, it will be ran into the ground because the target audience has been moronic manchildren, and more recently tumblr landwhales with equally as much testosterone.
>get a director who produced very unpopular slop
It reminds me of how The Marvels director disavowed the movie as a Feige production because she directed like 1/4 of the film. All the action and other scenes is done by other people. Films by committee are bad, especially the moronic modern committee who exist in tiny social media bubbles. These yes men directors they get from unpopular slop aren't it.
Daisy goes from mid to legit 9/10 with a pixie cut, i've never seen anything quite like it
She is a legit 3/10 without filter and Photoshop and i'm being benevolent
that's right daisy everybody thinks you're ugly except me and three other guys but unlike them I'm not obssessed with doing you in the butt so let's work something out.
>let's work something out
Do you sell coke?
good point i better stock up because as much she worked for me in tfa after that she look quite chunky
>Guys
Every hetero male don't find Daisy ridley attractive. Only Reylos girls who want to suck Adam Driver's wiener say she is attractive
Bad angle man, come on
Stop replying to Emilia
Lol That photo has a filter and yet she is a 3/10
5/10
In all seriousness, I'm not going to see a Star Wars picture led by a woman or a minority. It's simply not going to happen. Dress it up all you want, cast who you want, I'm not buying a ticket
>It wasn't made for you!
>Why didn't you watch it?
>It wasn't made for you!
>Why didn't you watch it?
>It wasn't made for you!
>Why didn't you watch it?
How's the CEO job going at Based Inc anon?
Best job I ever had, thank you for asking
>Definition of Insanity
>also genious cool it with ur antisemetic remarks
star wars? more like ONIONS WARS
I heard that in Norm's delivery/voice. Thanks.
Kylo mind pregged this b***h.
Can't wait to tune in tonight
lelo
they should bring back palpatine as the main villain
gimmik boring ...... fair atleast its thought out
lmao im so sick of nu hollywoo its unreal
somebody give gosling a movie so i can forget this dogshit
>Episode X: A New Deathstar
Star wars 11: Bigger Death Staar
Reylosisters our time is now!
honestly when do the finkbux dry up?
star wars: another new hope
Rey is on a mission to rebuild the Jedi Order. However, Second Order, led by Palpatine's clone's clone is about to thwart her plans and endanger the space democracy with its brand new Death Solar System! The fate of Jedi Order and safety, pride and inclusiveness of the Galaxy depends on support from secret society of black transgender alt-abled neurodivergent space lesbians...
Stop spoilering, Charmeen
>glow what a throwback
Hell yeah my favorite comedy series is back
so why wasnt episode 7 about luke rebuilding the jedi? literally what was the point of the entire sequel trilogy?
Kids nowadays don't care about Luke.
Have you seen him?
He's a joke. That dumb haircut and pathetic smile.
Boomers might think some uppity whiteboi is a good role model but times have changed and audiences are screaming out for diversification of heroes.
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Luke rebuilding jedi
rey being a luke
>careing to much being brash and problematic
>luke overcomes yoda
"rey we cant save everybody"
"Why not atleast we can try"
"frick yea we can....."
bros what is wrong with theese people
don't you dare say source ..............................
Cuts to luke dubsteppin like a sith through monster realitys
daisy starts to be concerned
eventualy luke obis so daisy can be wholesome
IT WRITES ITS FRICKING SELF!
I thought at the end of The Rise of Skywalker, she put all of that Jedi and Sith stuff to bed, buried in the sand? That seemed to be the implication, there.