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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't netflix pay like half a billion dollars for the rights to this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In February 2020, Lionsgate Films officially approved the sequel,[4][5] but in March 2021, it was reported that Netflix had made a $469 million deal at an auction held by Johnson and his producing partner Ram Bergman, outbidding Amazon and Apple, to obtain the rights to two sequels to Knives Out. A losing bidder told Variety: "The math doesn't work. There's no way to explain it. The world has gone mad. It's a mind-boggling deal."[6][7] To reprise his role in both films, Craig will reportedly be paid more than $100 million.[8]

      holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >infinity war budgets for two detective films

        Who could have possibly seem that stock price collapse coming?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The film was produced on a $30–50 million budget.
          all of that money went just for the rights to the movie its not the production budget lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If he could singlehandedly tank star wars and netflix I will literally suck his dick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine obsessing over a corporation's funding LMFAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rian is the best director out there, chuds will never understand this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but why? Did this guy get control of Epstein's blackmail from his will or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man who could have known that netflix throwing kitchen sinks full of money at whatever was going to eventually bite them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this deal designed to give them tax write offs for the next five years or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Craig was ridiculous in this film

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Right, he wasn't even good. Ana held the whole film on her soft smooth shoulders.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My post wasn't an excuse for your waifu brain degeneration

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think if you stop and search your true intentions you will find that isn't true.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ridiculously good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it was reported that Netflix had made a $469 million deal at an auction held by Johnson and his producing partner Ram Bergman
        Why do I get the feeling ~~*(someone*~~) at Netflix knows ~~*(Ram Bergman*~~) and they ~~*(conspired*~~)) to create an auction where Netflix's money would be appropriated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i doubt there was any collusion and netflix was literally just that desperate and overpaid to get an exclusive project with a known director with clout

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The director of Brick, Looper, and an astoundingly bad Star Wars movie.... there's no way they'd pay almost half a billion just for his name.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Could just be a dumb move. Netflix said recently they will stop blowing big money on titles. I know Knives Out got a lot of word of mouth online stuff so maybe they factored that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there's no way they'd pay almost half a billion just for his name
              i can believe netflix leadership, which is constantly malding at getting no respect in hollywood, would overpay for a movie just so someone else couldn't have it. and this all happened before their shareholders put them against the wall for behavior like that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >bad Star Wars movie
              Kys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its not about Rian, it's about Netflix being desperate for new franchises. Its why they added the UFO/Time Loop shit into Army of the dead, so they can make future movies in the same universe, its why they slapped cloverfield onto random movies
              They know that Disney and everyone has taken their stuff off netflix so they need to start their own franchises

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the fact that you can name three movies he made off the top of your head puts him in the top one percent of popular directors working today

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I had to go to imdb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Rian some kind of mastermind. It’s just a movie…

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TWO just a movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he just took advantage of netflix's desperation to keep franchises away from other services

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, just a has-been moron who allegedly/reportedly/possibly/definitely made half a bil on a direct to stream bullshit where Craig also earns 30% more than the total of his 5-movie long Bond run.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are literally coping
            Keep up the cope it will not change that Rian is almost a billionaire

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              After his failed investments, coke binge and alimony payments, nah. But maybe he can pitch an adaptation of Columbo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >failed investments
                You got this from your favorite youtuber right ?
                >Columbo
                Based but before that he will ruin your childhood again, but this time multiple it with 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Daniel Craig made much more on the bond movies because he got a percentage of the box office earnings on every movie. Netflix doesnt do that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he got a percentage of the box office earnings
              Why are you making up bullshit, anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he started getting a percentage of net earnings years ago when he renegotiated I don't know what you're talking about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he started getting a percentage of net earnings years ago
                No he didn't, he was a non-entity who signed off for 4 movies then got dragged back for a fifth one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What? Its been standard practice for the stars to get a portion of the ticket sales. Why do you think Black Widow sued Disney for putting her movie on streaming?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keyed, I get comfy detective kino and Netflix loses their ass on a stupid investment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Ryan outjewing the israelite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >outbidding Amazon and Apple
        >A losing bidder told Variety: "The math doesn't work. There's no way to explain it. The world has gone mad. It's a mind-boggling deal."
        When Amazon AND/OR Apple are saying shit is too expensive, I really think you must reconsider everything. Keep in mind this is the inflated QE world of giant corporations.
        No surprise Netflix is fricked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"The math doesn't work. There's no way to explain it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I wonder why Netflix is in decline

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9906307/Daniel-Craig-leads-list-highest-movie-star-salaries-100-MILLION.html

        This made Daniel Craig the highest paid actor in the world, I had no idea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t Netflix value dropping right now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They made that deal over a year ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t Netflix pay Mark Millar a ton of money too? They still cancelled his superhero show after one season

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weet ik

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >subverts your expectations in your path

    Nothing personnel, kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based one less movie to go for his new sw trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >expect a good movie
      >get a bad one instead

      Bravo, Rian. But I actually have to thank him, he killed Star Wars for me. I haven't consumed a single SW related product since TLJ. I haven't consumed capeshit since Avengers either, so idk which franchise he should subvert next.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ethan Hawke's name not in the teaser
    Did he drop out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wikipedia says he's still in it. I bet he's the one who dies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How dare rian steal the title from the best song off of the white album.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    glass onion? more like glass onions!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually called glass onions (soï)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knives out was a cute sort one off mystery movie but making a franchise around it seems unnecessary. i don't think the detective character as presented is compelling or charismatic enough to hold up a whole franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been a while since I watched it but did he have any personality beyond his weird voice? That seemed like his entire character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was considerate and understanding of the immigrant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was a southern gentleman type and that's really all i remember about the character. there's not really enough of a quirk in daniel craig's perfromance to make it memorable. he's no peter falk that's for sure.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omg what an auteur
    >kills off SW
    >resorted to making direct to Netflix Agatha Christie adaptations
    Bravo Rian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his career is ruined dude
      In reality he is probably the richest guy in hollywood and still has a sw trilogy coming up
      Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and still has a sw trilogy coming up

        Kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Two more weeks and Kathy is fired

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Netflix either thought he was worth hundreds of millions of dollars, or he swindled them into thinking he was, either way he's coming out on top here.

        Yeah yeah Rian, I'm sure you've netted 400 gorillions from Netflix money laundering bullshit No. 5734231. Maybe you can do a Dr Quinn Netflix adaptation as your next project. I mean if they allow it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >probably the richest guy in hollywood >still has a sw trilogy coming up
        Is this terrible bait, or are you this unintelligent irl?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is (you)
          Rians career will be dead in two weeks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this unintelligent irl
            So it’s option B then.

            Did you love the last Jedi as much as picrel?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He is a tros gay the movie your reddit crew made

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the movie your reddit crew made
                You should stop posting now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Netflix either thought he was worth hundreds of millions of dollars, or he swindled them into thinking he was, either way he's coming out on top here.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know movie titles had the Cinemaphile filter on now too.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horrid taste kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >poo colored
      >fat
      >certainly stinky
      >tattoos
      >herpes
      >26 abortions and 11 keeds a piece
      >bought the baby oil with ebt
      >lives in section 8 housing
      >both are convicted felons
      Indeed D’Qwayviuz, your mom and big sister are a sight to behold

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last one was about immigration, right?
    Guess what this one will be about

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im so excited to promote this all over the internet!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like such a soft pussy.
      What a gay

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds onions

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he gonna ruin the ending of BCS like he did with BB?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you think he ruined BB?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep up the seeth fly and ozymandias are literally the best bb episodes

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glass Soi.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knives out was insipid woke garbage

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is there going to be another 5 minute strawman rant scene about immigrants?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Knives Out stone cold sober and paying attention 100% of the time and I don't remember jack shit except
    >chris evans smirking in every scene
    >vaguely remember someone climbing through a window

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riankino will destroy chuds again!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "(insert actor/director/franchise/genre) kino is back on the menu boys"
    Don't you homosexuals ever get tired of the same posts?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy Based. Rian haters seething

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who in the frick is gonna watch a movie called Glass Onion

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All his movies so far have been kino except apparently star wars but since I'm a grown up I didn't watch it.

    CANT WAIT MORE ANOTHER RIAN JOHNSON JOINT!!!!

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