Rick and Morty

Why is Summer so hot?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sun is closer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no the angle at which the sun hits the particular hemisphere is more direct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have sister issues

      only true in the southern hemisphere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen most people with sister fetishes don't have sisters. They're just anime and porn addicts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have three sisters.

          I never really wanted to frick them but I would often jack off thinking about licking their feet since they were always lounging around barefoot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I never really wanted to frick them but I would often jack off thinking about licking their feet since they were always lounging around barefoot.
            You sick frick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're all older than me anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Billy

                As if that makes it better, moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what is it about feels? is it because they're pale and fat on your sisters?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              frick I mean feets

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lol I dunno

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I really care about feets if they're massaged with Baby cream lotion to plump it up and make the (white skin) paler.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I find it quite hot conceptually but the idea of it irl with any of my sisters fills me with a unique kind of revulsion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No its the greenhouse gas effect moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to make her hot is to go completely off model.
      You guys are just horny for red head teenagers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >horny for red head teenagers
        And?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KeK Summers not a Natural red Head then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Morty asked for redheads with big breasts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And she’s not hot? That’s it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this show keep mentioning incest?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone on the show's writing team has a fetish and should stay away from his or her siblings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Siblings watching the show together can have an awkward laugh.
        Because that would be weird right? But maybe fun-weird?
        Nah ha ha ha...unless....

        dan harmon is a fricking degenerate

        > Harmon

        Roiland literally said that he had a crush on his sister when he was younger. He never clarified if that ever changed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is a theory going around that Roiland, and by extension Rick and Morty, is part of a larger movement to normalize incestuous relationships.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based if true. we need at least ONE taboo joke that can stick around without becoming a political soft spot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There is a theory going around that Roiland, and by extension Rick and Morty, is part of a larger movement to normalize incestuous relationships.
            American Dad and Family Guy has already done it several times. Roiland and his crew just doesnt have the balls to do it. They even publicly backtracked and disowned that sperm episode.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What a fricking bunch of pussies at least FG and AD have onscreen sibling on sibling action

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. I would have rather had an after credits scene is some episode of Glasses Morty pumping a load of Morty-jizz into his Summer than the tee hee footsies incest of Naruto.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think the backtrack on that one was mostly due to just how shitty f an episode it was, Incest or not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I think the backtrack on that one was mostly due to just how shitty f an episode it was, Incest or not.
                No it was specifically the incest baby. One of them thought it was disgusting and tasteless.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can confirm I watched macfarlane shows as a kid and it gave me that fetish once I entered puberty.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow, did you take your pills yet today schizo?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My theory is that geneticists are treating people like Pokemon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Inbred morons are easier to keep in line.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Morty x Summer endgame is going to be their final "whoa can't believe they went there" trump card, I've been saying this for a while and fricking Naruto only confirmed my suspicions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Summer X Jessica and Morty watches in the closet while dressed as Superman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense between Glasses wish and Morty having a hard on for redheads

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Summer X Jessica and Morty watches in the closet while dressed as Superman.

              Makes sense between Glasses wish and Morty having a hard on for redheads

              No they wont. They are pussies.

              >I think the backtrack on that one was mostly due to just how shitty f an episode it was, Incest or not.
              No it was specifically the incest baby. One of them thought it was disgusting and tasteless.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because they should be normalized. Every example people drag out to shit on incest are examples of inbreeding taken too far, a single incest baby is not going to be a fricking Hapsburg abomination unless you turn your family tree into a fricking wreath.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You lack foresight. You talk as if people have self control.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The dynamic lends to abuse. You can't escape family ties the way you can just dump your girlfriend or boyfriend.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It will be normalized once gene editing becomes widely available to the public. Royals as an actual class of humans will return but they'll legitimately be superior this time rather than inbred aberrations pretending they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're on the path to Warframe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Incest is morally neutral.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              stfu moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Siblings watching the show together can have an awkward laugh.
      Because that would be weird right? But maybe fun-weird?
      Nah ha ha ha...unless....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous: Timeline Babbalu

      dan harmon is a fricking degenerate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.vice.com/en/article/gymaww/rick-and-morty-incest-jokes-dan-harmon-justin-roiland-kink-shaming-taboo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Showrunners and staff love putting their fetishes into their work

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tricia is better, god i want her to knock me out with her knockers.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Female Jerry?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The voice

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    might be gay
    might be a beekeeper
    we are never ganna know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of when a coworker told a female coworker that she looked like her dad and she replied "So you're saying I look like a man?". The guy stumbled trying to talk his way out, she laughed and said she was just joking. She was a nice gal.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Summer and jerry have the same face

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have no standards

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty crazy how far artists have to go offmodel to draw something hot with western adult animation
    got more?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Splooge

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Summer was Rick's partner instead of Morty? I think she'd adapt quicker to Rick's adventurous lifestyle. She's a lot more confident and wouldn't be whiny like early Morty. Might even be more capable. Unfortunately she's a lot more vulnerable to Rick's toxic behavior as shown in Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She’s very pretty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never liked summer, alway seen her as the trashy teen and well I was like that too but not like that, I mean having random sex, partying and beign a dick to parents, I see trashy because she does all of this but to the extreme, in later season I'm even grossed out by her manners and how she talks. Never liked her and I think she's really badly written.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the dumb tude she has

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

        Don't get excited, the setup is that Summer drunkenly sleeps with Morty because she finds out that Rick has been molesting him the entire time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, there's much more to it than that

          https://comixhub.org/summer-morty-sinfest-circa-porn-comics/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just read it, the other guy was actually pretty much on the nose with that summary. I've never been more turned off by porn then while reading this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the other guy was actually pretty much on the nose with that summary
              Nah, they were doing stuff before she found out anything. You were an idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it so easy to tell a woman wrote this?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Emotional porn is typically a girl thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't your senses numbed when wasted?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Drunk guys can't even get hard. Whiskey dick.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hemisphere tilts towards the sun, increasing daylight hours and total solar energy input, causing the radiative equilibrium temperature to increase.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Need an episode where she's jealous of her dad spending time with Tricia

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why is summer so hot
    I see what you did there haha oh god I am dying from heatstroke

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lower expectations.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sozin's comet approaches

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks more like an orange haired Morty than Summer

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I want to see Dummer mire in bondage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More female characters in bondage is generally a good thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like a drawgay to make summer tied up as drunk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i agree

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you oggling a 17 year old?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legal in Sweden.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who artist

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Summer a ginger?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adultery

  29. 2 years ago
    Bushy

    Because Splooge drew it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not fricking my sisters you wiener suckers. Frick off

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be the best wingman for your little bro and get her drunk for Morty to have fun with her

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$20 for an hour.
      I don't know what she has but you need to keep driving. Life advice from Cinemaphile.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god i love summer. shame her porn only has a couple really good ones.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morty can't be ntr'd man, he's evolved way too far

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Global Warming

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