Comic con has arrived. I'm cosplaying as riddler and I wanna give people riddles. Give me some original and unique riddles (don't give me /misc/ riddles unless it's unique and it goes over people's heads. I don't wanna get kicked out of the convention)
what's brown and wet and smells all over?
India
who constitutes 6% of the dog population and yet responsible for 60% of children mauled by dogs?
A good riddle is the simplest solution and often can be a play on words
What day are you going
Today. I'm already at the convention. I signed up to a cosplay contest and I'm gonna perform by giving riddles. For the love of God Cinemaphile don't give me riddles that will get me jumped. I already made 3 decent riddled on my own.
Riddle me this, with your tired old brain:
I can't pay for housing, but can pay for Ukraine!
It was a mistake asking Cinemaphile. If you are gonna make a /misc/ riddle make it alot more subtle and suggest an alternate answer so people don't lynch me
A riddle about someone with a disturbing intent
I take off your dress, and cause much lament
I ask you your address, and not you consent
Jesus Christ anon I'm a Tax Man
Here's a riddle that you should like a lot
I have ears quite hairy and I can feed on blood
I own corporations, banks, a small resort
For me there is nothing that cannot be bought
My own family matters, the rest of you can rot
Who am I?
Why I am Batman!
Holy shit this is brilliant. And will go over most people's heads. Thanks for this really clever riddle anon
Hey guys it's me op. I just got off the stage from my performance. I put on a smug and arrogant persona like the riddler. But I stuttered a bit with the first riddle and forgot one line of riddle. But instead of ruining my performance it made it even funnier and memorable. An arrogant smart ass stutters and messes up in front of a large crowd works rather well. Anyways all the other performers were mostly dancing and stuff while I was the only one that talked and interacted with the crowd. Anyways thanks for the riddles fellow anons (even though I only used one from here)
I'm a runner incomparable, my trusts you can't exhaust
My company's unbearable, my upbringing was lost
I vex the the police terribly, can't touch me or they're toast
My city's not repairable, but they say I matter most
Who am I?
Also Batman duh
Riddle me this riddle me that
whise demographic claims the six gorilllions stat
Hear in my pavillion a riddle a bit saddening
I do count in millions, but I have never happened
Say "ruddle me thus" and take a shit on stage. I guarentee no one will be able to solve it
What is uninspired, pedantic, lacking wit or tact?
One spicy riddle here coming hot for a delivery!
You can't own a butter knife - I have rocket artillery
I can beat you up at night and lock you in a pillory
I read your every email and even browser history
If someone big was murdered, only I will know the mistery
My eye is in the sky, coldly observing all your misery
And if you ever say I'm bad - you've aced madhouse admissory!
Who am I?
Well you get the drill by now
Riddle me this. What's pasty and white while white and pasty?
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Go to the first Batman cosplayer you see and say:
“Riddle me this Batman! What is full of holes and went down an alley?”
Bowling Ball/His Parents