i like to make recipes from the internet. ramsay's grilled cheese was genuinely worse than the spicy mountain dew eggs i made.
at least the S.M.D eggs were warm all the way through
kingcobra
it was by far the weirdest thing i ever tasted
that being said it was not my most memorable dish. i once made grape ice cream after reading a (probably fake) article about the founder of ben and jerrys accidentally killing a dog making grape ice cream. i can see why it killed a dog. pretty good tho
kek look at him cope
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/7022690780942814469?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6963635576785339906
>But I was in Tasmania, pans nice and hot dont exist there!
Why the actual frick did he even put that video out? He mustve of known how shit his grilled cheese looked
>But I was in Tasmania, pans nice and hot dont exist there!
Why the actual frick did he even put that video out? He mustve of known how shit his grilled cheese looked
Seriously I don't understand why he didn't just do a second take, that shit was awful. The nuclear copium makes him look like a huge b***h too.
honestly all of this is getting too meta and memey for me. why are people like you actually grill grilled cheeses? why do you care about grilled cheeses? its like some dumb reddit Black person thing where they gush about moronic nonsense for some sort of cred (OMG grilled cheese!) but its taken on a life of its own
it's comfort food, butter and cheese are tasty and most cultures have ways to indulge on them from time to time
one of the mother sauces of the French cuisine is emulsified butter, hsave a problem with that as well you pretentious frick?
I wouldn't even do this, I would just start pummeling his face while shrieking incoherently before somebody has the chance to pull me off him. I hate this bastard, and I hate everybody on this board who wronged me
He's such a pathetic person. A male prostitute willing to embarrass himself in any way to make money and stay famous. Why can't these fricking people just retire ever?
It’s insane using high tier ingredients and cheese to make peasant food like grilled cheese. It’s literally the only time using shitty Kraft singles tastes good, and you can make it for like 10 cents of ingredients. If you’re using this fancy shit at least make something fancy
looked up one day, I closed immediately after his fly open.
a black guy with a small dick should be just banished from the entire industry, what is the point?
I decided to watch everything Ramsay has up on YouTube after seeing the last of these threads. Gordon is kino and very humble and I now see why Cinemaphile is jealous of him.
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT! >seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT! >seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT! >seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA... >puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN! >seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS >opens lid >puts bun in grill >closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS! >seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties >opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN! >leaves lid open >drops oil bottle and a pan >cut >there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes >closes lid >there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT! >opens lid
MMMM! >there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER! >butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR >butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL >seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE >seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON >closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES >opens lid >closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE >opens lid >puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON >closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE >assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO >seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE >opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES >closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN >lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp >Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR
PAN, HOT
bit of oil, get that in there
i fricking hate when he's talking all soft and saying shit like "god..." like he's getting a half boner from the fricking eggs
truth is it probably tasted better than anything the armchair chefs on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile have ever made
i like to make recipes from the internet. ramsay's grilled cheese was genuinely worse than the spicy mountain dew eggs i made.
at least the S.M.D eggs were warm all the way through
who's recipe is spicy mountain dew eggs? moviebob?
kingcobra
it was by far the weirdest thing i ever tasted
that being said it was not my most memorable dish. i once made grape ice cream after reading a (probably fake) article about the founder of ben and jerrys accidentally killing a dog making grape ice cream. i can see why it killed a dog. pretty good tho
Grapes can be toxic to the dogs brother
Ramsay’s Scotch Egg recipe is top notch. You gotta Black person rig it a bit because you don’t have a pro kitchen but it’s the best.
yeah I'm sure the burnt bread tasted really good
You burnt the bread "chef" and the cheese was still solid.
i tried making a grilled cheese with mayo once
it was ok but butter is superior
It’s butter and mayo my man.
kek look at him cope
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/7022690780942814469?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6963635576785339906
>But I was in Tasmania, pans nice and hot dont exist there!
Why the actual frick did he even put that video out? He mustve of known how shit his grilled cheese looked
Seriously I don't understand why he didn't just do a second take, that shit was awful. The nuclear copium makes him look like a huge b***h too.
honestly all of this is getting too meta and memey for me. why are people like you actually grill grilled cheeses? why do you care about grilled cheeses? its like some dumb reddit Black person thing where they gush about moronic nonsense for some sort of cred (OMG grilled cheese!) but its taken on a life of its own
>why do you care about grilled cheeses?
It's not about the grill cheese, it's about shitting on Ramsey
i would rather eat a grilled cheese that tastes and feels like im eating cheese than one thats just goo slop
you know cheese tastes good and people eat it at room temperature right? you need to melt kraft cheese because its soft mess and has no texture anyway
i would rather eat a grilled cheese that tastes and feels like im eating grilled cheese instead of not grilled cheese
>they gush about moronic nonsense for some sort of cred
first time on the internet? enjoy your stay.
Gordon, nice and hot
>my bread too thick? that's all we had in tazmania, thick slices of bread
>*cuts the bread himself in the video*
lol
why the frick would you justify anything you fricking moron
>I was in a rush
come on man you had a TV crew there filming you, you had plenty of time
His hair gets more moronic by the day
i want to tie him to a table and forcefeed that to him everyday till he admits kimchi in grilled cheese is a bad idea
I'm not bumping this thread because you fricking Black folk won't respond to my Gordon threads which are far more substantive than this lazy OP
aww poor little babby
link?
This is still nowhere near as insane as his frito pie one, that shit would kill someone in a few bites
brehs...
Is that the King of Marvel?
kino scene. in fact, kino movie.
Only amerifat would find greasy toast scene kino
Go to bed Gordon you cokehead
gooey slop thats too hot to eat. hope its served with boiling tea thats too hot to drink as well
JCFIJAGC
stupid gay pretentious frick
he used garbage bread
>butter
>oil
>more butter
jesus christ favreau
>I only drink water!
>I'm gonna live forever!
>ewww I bet that has GLOOTEN
>im an obese c**t who has a rage face folder
>fat
>fat
>white bread
>more fat
Ngmi
>six slices of cheese on wonderbread
>gratuitous slathering of butter on each side
>cheap vegetable oil
>a SECOND helping of butter on both sides
Do Americans really?
it's comfort food, butter and cheese are tasty and most cultures have ways to indulge on them from time to time
one of the mother sauces of the French cuisine is emulsified butter, hsave a problem with that as well you pretentious frick?
Americucks are disgusting
Americans have ruined bread (too)
Keep seething about American superiority. Your food for poors is ancient history.
>wonder bread
>its ingredients are banned in actual civilised acountries
keep gobbling up the goyslop
Burnt lukewarm cheese. How refreshing
ZA
NICE AND RUSTIC
DAUGHTER
I wouldn't even do this, I would just start pummeling his face while shrieking incoherently before somebody has the chance to pull me off him. I hate this bastard, and I hate everybody on this board who wronged me
I love him and everyone on this board
what are you gonna do about it?
sneed
Dumb b***h. Imagine being such a cuck you allow your daughter get away with this.
He's such a pathetic person. A male prostitute willing to embarrass himself in any way to make money and stay famous. Why can't these fricking people just retire ever?
>YOU SICK FRICK ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US SHUT DOWN?
Ugly leathery faced hypocrite
black guy is (probably) lactose intolerant so that would give him the shits
The heat of the bread melts the cheese.
It’s insane using high tier ingredients and cheese to make peasant food like grilled cheese. It’s literally the only time using shitty Kraft singles tastes good, and you can make it for like 10 cents of ingredients. If you’re using this fancy shit at least make something fancy
No
cine and tv???
Marco Pierre White is so much better to watch, I actually learn so when I do.
Have you learned how to be a shill for Knorr garbage?
I eat two stockpots a day. But no really you can just sub in salt instead. That's the main ingredient in these things, the other flavoring is a bonus.
You can use it or not anon, it's your choice
looked up one day, I closed immediately after his fly open.
a black guy with a small dick should be just banished from the entire industry, what is the point?
As tasty as this garbage can be grilled cheese is so nutritionally void I never eat it.
Noone asked
shut up chud
It's supposed to be a snack, not a meal.
I decided to watch everything Ramsay has up on YouTube after seeing the last of these threads. Gordon is kino and very humble and I now see why Cinemaphile is jealous of him.
Someone post the BURGAH webm
>*salts you*
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR
how much coke does one need to snort to achieve that form?
love gordonposting so much