He was one of their coworkers, and he did this while everyone was engrossed in a revelation the person at the computer was showing them.
They never could've reacted in time to the Hoffchad.
No you blind moron. He slashes the first throat with a knife then throws hot coffee at the one chick then uses the Asian chick as a meat shield to get closer to coffee face to get in for stab kills. He picks up some evidence and pulls on some power chords in between all that.
Hoff is a based police detective that fought crime for decades and avenges his sister. Then he decides to just kill a shit ton of people and gets away with it because he's so damn cool.
Kramer is an old civil engineer (lol) who's mad that he's dying of cancer despite being 98, so he takes it out on other people. His senile old brain makes up some shit about "valuing life" but really he's just a homosexual old coot.
>His senile old brain makes up some shit about "valuing life" but really he's just a homosexual old coot.
Seriously Jigsaw is an omega level hypocrite who walks around feeling sorry for himself with this "aww shucks woe is me" attitude thinly veiling his over the top bloodlust. Hoffman surpassed his master a long time ago.
A man who had done wrong and had to face judgement.
Based
what the actual frick is this shit LMAO
He is the captain now.
The Hoffmanator
>what the actual frick is this shit
The original John Wick
Big Hoff getting business done.
He was one of their coworkers, and he did this while everyone was engrossed in a revelation the person at the computer was showing them.
They never could've reacted in time to the Hoffchad.
Did he just kill somebody by throwing keys at their throat?
eyelet
What? He clearly draws a knife.
No you blind moron. He slashes the first throat with a knife then throws hot coffee at the one chick then uses the Asian chick as a meat shield to get closer to coffee face to get in for stab kills. He picks up some evidence and pulls on some power chords in between all that.
>the first throat
That's how you know you can't cuff the Hoff
Can't keep a good Hoffman down.
The Hoffchad
Damn. I call that EPIK bad luck
>when he picks his coffee back up right before the "right now you are feeling helpless" reveal
>He's hip with the kids, let's bring him back.
Only the Hoffchad can make "epic bad luck" sound cool.
best scene in the whole saw cinematic kinoverse, frick the traps
The only cop killer I approve of
He was the manager of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band
Hoffman>>>>>>>JigSóy
Hoff is a based police detective that fought crime for decades and avenges his sister. Then he decides to just kill a shit ton of people and gets away with it because he's so damn cool.
Kramer is an old civil engineer (lol) who's mad that he's dying of cancer despite being 98, so he takes it out on other people. His senile old brain makes up some shit about "valuing life" but really he's just a homosexual old coot.
Hoffchad > JigC
Simply because Hoffman simply enjoys killing and doesn't pretend otherwise. JigC disguises his lust for killing with some stupid rules.
>who's mad that he's dying of cancer despite being 98,
kek
>His senile old brain makes up some shit about "valuing life" but really he's just a homosexual old coot.
Seriously Jigsaw is an omega level hypocrite who walks around feeling sorry for himself with this "aww shucks woe is me" attitude thinly veiling his over the top bloodlust. Hoffman surpassed his master a long time ago.
Kramer’s supposed to be 52 they said his birthdate at the beginning of saw 4, it’s literally one of the first lines.
Reminder that Hoffman escaped the bathroom
Hoffman never got caught right?
He just got maimed in his mouth and got away as I remember
Dr. Gordon was revealed to have been a Jigsaw apprentice all along and ambushed Hoffman at the end of 7 and left him to die in the bathroom.
oh yeah, I forget about Gordon
>left him to die in the bathroom.
Hoff will find a way to escape.
>KILLING IDRIS TATE FU... for me
so did Jigsaw recruit Hoffman to kill this Idris? Don't think she's ever mentioned in any other movie. Plant for Saw XI?
>I’m in charge here
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Disappointed that the webm of Hoffman slamming the chick’s face repeatedly hasn’t been posted yet.
YOU
FRICKING
c**t
For me, it’s the head tilt and smirk
Saw is pure fun kino. Love Jiggy, Amanda, and Hoff.
Saw and Raimi Spider-Man are the two most 2000s series.
Based Hoff getting GIRLPOWER'D was the low point of Saw. Unless they retcon some way for him to get out of that room.
Literally what the frick are you talking about?
He was trapped in a room through the machinations of moronic women and the fat simp guy from Princess Bride.
No woman had anything to do with his imprisonment, and Cary Elwes is cool as frick. He beat Jill, flat out. She took him on, and lost.
>Hoffman thread
I call that epic good luck
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