>ring enhances the most powerful quality of an species
>that's why frodo and Bilbo go invisible, they are hobbits that are stealthy
What would happen if other races or characters used the ring?
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>black man puts on ring
>his dick grows even bigger
kek
Their dicks aren't any bigger statistically, it's just a meme. Actually it fricks up a lot of black guys mentally because they think they're supposed to have big dicks but don't
Sounds like you're a homosexual
Sorry to frick up your fantasy anons
It's okay you can still whack off to cùck porn
>im le expert on black dick
You would know troon
And the ring would offer him a big dick. It is a predatory evil item after all.
I don’t believe that. Asians definitely have smaller dicks and it’s not a myth, so if true why wouldn’t it apply to other races?
>they don’t actually have big dicks
Is just cope in the vein of
>they’re not actually less intelligent
We all know the truth regardless of the 30 studies you churn out from your degree mill saying otherwise. The Ancient Greeks (Roman?) were right about big dicks being a signifier of barbarism, simple as.
Haven't you seem the pics of their balls hanging out from behind their big fake prosthetic dicks? Go on /misc/ and ask for pics of big Black person ducks I'm sure they'll be glad to help you out.
Yeah I’ve seen it. The porn dicks are truly too big but I’m talking about a 7”-8” average compared to a a 5.5”-6.5”. I watch a lot of JAV and their porno actors barely get bigger than me and (7” white boy), I feel like broadly speaking iq and penis size are correlated in humans.
They actually do have lower IQs as has been reflected in study after study. What's missing is hard data to correlate race with dick size
>The ancient Greeks were right that big pp equals small brains
Imagine believing this wives' tale bullshit
>what’s missing is hard data to prove troons are internet addicted coomers
You arguments are shit.
>its true about Asians so it must be true about Blacks
False. There is no correlation as the perceptions to Asians having small dicks is made as an insult while Blacks having big wieners is a complement. Racial bias is at play here.
>dick stereotypes are the same as perceptions of intelligence.
Wrong again. And the reason is the same: one is a complement and the other is an insult.
>Ancient people said shit
You provided no source to this claim. Hell, you aren't even sure if it was the Greeks or the Romans.
You poor chimp. You don't have big dicks but you do have small IQs. Your post is proof of both KEKEKEKEK
>source ?!!!
cringe . Go back to neoseeker forums
sounds like cope
There is a lot of coping that goes on, usually blacks with money get enlargement surgery so women stop reacting badly to their middling penises
You triggered all the chimps. Well fricking done KEKEKE
I remember my black co-worker telling me a story about how he pulled a slag from a staff party only on a premise that black guy = yuuge dick and supposedly how disappointed she was afterwards
He was a good friend.
>Gypsy puts on the ring
>Becomes magneto
Why do you have a fetish for other men's dicks anon?
>white man puts on ring
>his tiny wiener shrinks even smaller
Isildur put on the ring and went invisible as well, dumbass.
>ring enhances the most powerful quality of an species
Can anyone disprove this?
Why didn't Sauron go invisible when wearing the ring?
>ring enhances the most powerful quality of an species
The Ring doesn't do that. Anyone who puts on the Ring would go invisible. What the Ring actually does is influences those around it to try to claim it and use it, because it not only keeps it safe but it also plays into Sauron eventually getting it back, because it just dominates the wearer. It only has power to Sauron because it is literally an over-fill for Sauron's power, making him stronger than he was before it was made.
He should've just given it the power to levitate and float back towards him.
Or just tied a really long string to it
Why didn't the hobbits do that and then just drag the ring to Mordor?
Gandalf and Galadriel both speak as if it would make them unbelievably powerful (but both of them are wise enough to understand that it would be playing into Sauron's hands and ultimately corrupt them). You don't think they'd see through it if it was just a cheap trick?
The "enhances your strongest ability" thing sounds a lot more plausible.
Sauron's plan sucked. Mind control 19 thralls and do what? Make them vassals? It didn't even work anyway, 10 of the rings failed to control their targets.
He should've just made it so his One Ring turns him into Superman or something.
You're making a few mistakes here. The 9 rings of men and the 7 rings of the dwarves weren't designed for them specifically. The elves made those 16 for themselves under Sauron's guidance, and Sauron later took them in his war with Eregion. His entire plan was to create the One Ring to dominate those 16, effectively taking over the elf kingdoms and claiming Middle-earth for himself. He didn't know Celebrimbor made the 3 elven rings in secret, which was the only thing that messed with his plans.
When Sauron then redistributed the 16 rings, the 9 to men worked perfectly, exactly as he'd intended to have happened to the elves. The 7 for the dwarves didn't work but he had no clue that they wouldn't. He managed to get 3 of those back eventually, the other 4 got eaten by dragons.
How would he do that? The ring is him slipping more of his soul into reality to manifest his will over it, like all the creations of the Maiar, I don’t think he could power himself up like that
So why not just point his wand at the ground and turn the whole Earth is a hor-, uhh, I mean, into an object of power?
Kinda what melkor did and it turned out poorly
Imagine being trapped for billions of years as the ground and having hairy bare hobbit feet walk all over you haha
Men would die even faster.
Why is everyone scared of Sauron getting the ring? He had it before and still lost in a 1 on 1.
Elves had all but left middle earth and the strength of men was spent. Who would "1v1" him?
The fella that cut his finger off with the broken sword
He's dead.
Yeah but he beat Sauron in a 1 on 1 fight
He didn't, though. Sauron had a 1v2 where he took on Gil-Galad (an elf from the First Age and the last King of the Noldor) and Elendil (one of the most powerful Numenoreans). Isildur came in afterwards while Sauron was down and cut the Ring from his finger. This was all after the combined forces of the Second Age Free Peoples had been besieging Barad-Dur for years, so Sauron had no choice but to go out and fight.
Yeah but I'm talking about the movie not the gay book
And the movie is wrong.
Why didn't Sauron create TWO One Rings and just wear one on each hand? Aha, checkmate atheists.
The ring is actually an allegory for getting a wiener ring stuck around your balls and shaft and the tribulations of getting it removed.
>>ring enhances the most powerful quality of an species
>>that's why frodo and Bilbo go invisible, they are hobbits that are stealthy
What youtube or tiktok channel is going around spreading this?(whenever there's some bullshit suddenly spreading around it's almost always because fricking idiots just regurgitating some moronic video)
>Bilbo can go quasi-invisible because something-something hobbits
>gets a Ring of Invisibility
>doesn't offer it to someone else
Fricking. Why.
And don't give me the usual bullshit about how it was The One Ring tempting him - I'm talking about the original edition of The Hobbit before the revisions/retcons.
>pick up a rock
>put on the ring of invisibility
>place the rock somewhere 10 feet away
>remove the ring
Does the rock remain invisible?
>swallow a stone
same question.
dwarfs didn't trust bilbo, and he didn't trust them.
also he knew he was no warrior and they were fighting orcs, giant spiders, trolls, wargs, and planning to rob a dragon. The dwarfs and gandalf could fend for themselves, but bilbo understood that he had no chance in a regular fight, so he kept the ring.
thats not how it works
weak creatures like hobbits cannot wield the ring and get pulled into the spirit world immediately, making them invisible in the material world
stronger creatures can wield the ring's power, but are also being slowly pulled into spirit world, inevitably becoming wraiths
>can’t have one thread without screaming and crying over black dick
It’s over, we are defeated
so with jigs, they'd be able to run faster and shoot each other better?
Jesus. Your hate..why
Even IF THEY R AFTER YOUR NECK
I NEED YOU COMPOSED
Isn't Sauron's physical body still alive during LotR? Like he's just super weak? Why didn't he just lift to get his power back?
Cult of personality. If your evil dark lord gets taken down in a wrestling match by a stocky farmhand, are you going to stay loyal to him? There are other wizards hanging around the world.
That's not what the ring does. The ring doesn't "do" anything. The ring is Sauron. It's will is Sauron's will. It's power is Sauron's power. You can have the power of Sauron with the ring, but in order to dominate the ring, you would have to be stronger than Sauron.
If that was true why wouldn't Gollum or any ring bearer have an inexorable urge to make their way to Mordor?
Hobbits are timid and so make good ringbearers. Had Boromir taken the ring, he immediately would have done so.
Not exactly. The ring is Sauron, the deceiver´s essence. It promises power but it never actually makes good on those promises. Not to mention the point of whispering all those promises on everyone´s ears is to make people fight among themselves and isolate the bearer.
>But Frodo became invisible
And every single time he did he called more attention unto himself than he would have otherwise called normally. He became invisible to the allies trying to aid him while the enemy could see him clearly for example.
There is only one lord of the ring. Literally nobody else can use it´s power, not even Gandalf... or maybe specially not Gandalf since the more powerful the being the easier is for the ring to use their hubris to trick them. That´s why Gandalf and Galadriel need to use all their force of will to resist even touching it.