>Ringo is at a Chinese restaurant. >sees an octupus. >jump cuts to him writing Octopus Garden

>Ringo is at a Chinese restaurant
>sees an octupus
>jump cuts to him writing Octopus Garden

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats actually how it happened tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ringo learned about Octopi while on an ocean fishing trip or some kind of tour. Not at some asiatic restaurant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, something about how they decorate, or "garden" like humans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Octopi is incorrect pluralization.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Octopi is incorrect pluralization.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I meant OctopX

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure it's octopodeis

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pluralization is octopus, which, depending on which dictionary is consulted, may be written in three different ways: octopi, octopuses, and octopodes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No octopussies?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look up octopuses
    >they're real

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch out everyone! There’s a fire in the studio! Get Back!!
    >Paul:

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Freddy mercury starts reading test results for aids
    >jumpcut to him and several truckers at a rest stop
    Jeez, a little much don't you think

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul meets his friend Jude at a Chinese restaurant
    >”hey Jude!”
    >Jump cuts to him writing Hey Jude
    Really?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul and John:
    >jump cuts to writing Come Together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet the women/gay shoppers had a lot of fun with this one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shippers* fricking autocorrect

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul and John are discussing potential dates
    >"so, who are you gonna go with, ellen or rigby?"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >George Harrison walks by a farm filled with pigs
    >”Im gonna write the shittiest song of all time”

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fripp sees Belew moving some tires around while working on his car
    >cut to live performance of Neal and Jack and Me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of joke is the reason i come back to this shithole

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”What do you think of the submarine?”
    >”it’s excellent, thank you. But I have one question…”
    >looks directly into camera
    >”Does it come in yellow?”
    >audience goes fricking apeshit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thom Yorke silently looks at himself in the mirror for a solid 30 seconds
    >cut to a live performance of Creep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there will be a shitty radiohead biopic in your lifetime
      Goddamnit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drawn out scene of John Lennon violently abusing women
    >cuts to "Twist and Shout"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alternate punchline
      >cuts to "Fixing A Hole"

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Roger Waters is in a invited to with a record producer and is offered a cigar
    >Cuts to a live performance of Seamus

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul and his good friend are building a dog house in his backyard
    >Time to start nailing the boards together
    >Maxwell, may I borrow your silver hammer?
    Kino

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