Nah I can can of see why they made that dude a Black person now, to clearly show his homosexual son isn't the father of that prostitutes kids. Whereas Black folk are shoe horned into rings of power just for the sake of it.
Both shows are garbage. House of the Dragon is basically Succession + Turkish soap opera in the middle ages. And The Rings of Power I don't even know what that is.
The 1.3 billion is the number of minutes for the first three days only
Also cant really compare to Netflix since they release all episodes at once so people finish the show in a much shorter time frame
I know but think about it like this, you have some drop off and so many episodes, so in total how do you think it compares when season is done? 200 million hours? More? Even then how much will it actually hit.
And hours does not = engagement. How many watched first 3 and nothing more etc.
I know but think about it like this, you have some drop off and so many episodes, so in total how do you think it compares when season is done? 200 million hours? More? Even then how much will it actually hit.
And hours does not = engagement. How many watched first 3 and nothing more etc.
Umm /misc/sisters....Amazon went woke, why aren't they going broke??? It's the number one show in the world, don't people know Black folk can't be elves????
>Amazon went woke, why aren't they going broke
it would be interesting to quantify what a sound investment is for a streaming service is as opposed to a movie with a budget and sales to compare it too. Particularly in Amazon's case when they bundle Prime delivery with prime video.
if i cant hear something said because of poor production or bad acting and i rewind to watch the scene again (3-4 times) do they count those as minutes watched?
That’s because it is.
The idea they don’t have accurate household ratings and retention rates is laughable, so the fact they’re not saying it outright is immediately suspicious
i bet they count the amount of data buffered as "watched" so even if somebody watched the first 10 minutes and then ragequit but the full length was loaded, the full time was counted
these companies use every possible dishonest trick they can think of to boost the perception of their brand
Fricking lmao. I was able to get past that one although with difficulty. But the moment I saw the black elf I dropped it.
I don't mind black people in main roles. But the medieval european setting with the shape up haircut I couldn't take. At least give me an explanation on why they look like that. Like tell me there's a tropical portion of middle earth or some shit.
Shills shit on the last samurai. But at least there was a logical reason why Cruise ends up integrating to a pre industrial japanese society, he even learns from, appreciates, elevates his host culture and even dies for it. You're not asked to take it or be called racist.
Rings of power is a car crash that is entertaining to watch because of how bad it is. I hate the show and I'm watching every episode because it makes me laugh
>1.3billion minutes veiwed in the first 3 days
That means the 25 million people who they claimed watched the premiere, watched on average 52 mintues, which means they didn't even make it through the entire episode
>That means the 25 million people who they claimed watched the premiere, watched on average 52 mintues, which means they didn't even make it through the entire episode
QFT.
I hate to say it but this is actually accurate. I didn't pay much attention to Milly while she was on the show, but now that she's gone, I suddenly like it a hell of a lot less.
>autoplay the first few minutes in the background every time you load it up and look for something to watch >count it as viewer engagement >??? >dem rangz
the attempt to astroturf this Cinemaphile board, of all places, is the most pathetic corporate bundle i have ever heard of in my entire life, and just goes to show how desperate you homosexuals are
Kek
They did the same thing in Sandman. "10000000 hours viewed"
And yet Gayman is on twitter begging people to watch because they're not getting a season 2
This is all damage control, transparent and pathetic
>diversity cast isn't as annoying as I thought it would be, pic related is best character >except for muh ethnic wailing by dwarf lady >mary sue Galadriel is worst character, they should have made her a subtle sorceress or something >they turned Gil Galad into an annoying b***h instead of being a warrior king >overall its impossible to match the original LOTR films in quality but there's serious staleness in some of the writing and production that make it seem like Xena from the 90s
That's a pretty good and considered response to it, anon. If people are able to enjoy it for what it is then fine but for myself the show seems like the pretty obvious result of Jeff Bezos stamping his feet like a little b***h and screeching "where's my GoT?".
>premieres with two episodes, 1:07 and 1:05 consecutively >1.3 billion/132 minutes < 10 million
not even factoring in people who watched the first one and turned it off for good
It's actually worse. The two episodes were released on the first day, so on average episode is 110 minutes. Double that. >1.3b views / 220 minutes = 5.9m viewers
>my takes
cast isn't as annoying as I thought it would be, pic related is best character
for muh ethnic wailing by dwarf lady >>mary sue Galadriel is worst character, they should have made her a subtle sorceress or something >>they turned Gil Galad into an annoying b***h instead of being a warrior king
its impossible to match the original LOTR films in quality but there's serious staleness in some of the writing and production that make it seem like Xena from the 90s >NOBODY GOES OFF TRAIL >AND NOBODY WALKS ALONE
>That's a pretty good and considered response to it, anon. If people are able to enjoy it for what it is then fine but for myself the show seems like the pretty obvious result of Jeff Bezos stamping his feet like a little b***h and screeching "where's my GoT?".
>That's a pretty good and considered response to it, anon. If people are able to enjoy it for what it is then fine but for myself the show seems like the pretty obvious result of Jeff Bezos stamping his feet like a little b***h and screeching "where's my GoT?".
I mean aren't there only like 100 IPs in HotD threads versus 60 IPs in RoP threads? Based on that, both are dead series and everything discussed on Cinemaphile is dead.
>house of dragon fans calmly watching their show >lawd dem rangs fans finding new ways to divide units of time every day for a new gotcha headline
Even the wokies think their show is trash
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT >EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah) >AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD >WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP >LOOKING FOR Black folk THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh) >EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE >BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!) >WHERE THE GOYSLOP I GOTS TO KNOW >GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh) >Black person ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST >GAININ MONEY >BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)
>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR >MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER >POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN >MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT >EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah) >AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD >WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
Ok so 1.3 billion minutes divided by 60 is 21 million hours. Let’s say the average person watched 2 episodes thats 10.5 million people.
For comparison: 22 million people watched the first episode of the sopranos. The question is how many people watched the 3rd episode.
Dahmer by their math had 11 billion minutes, literally 10x the interest of people watching black people getting murdered over nigs of power lmao.
https://www.indiewire.com/2022/09/dahmer-netflix-ratings-record-ryan-murphy-evan-peters-1234767165/amp/
They already did that. Reddit is 90% bots regurgitating the narrative at this point. Independent thought = ban. All the good sub reddits got shut down long, long ago.
The two first results: >under 50k view promotional clip that is BLATANTLY paid to be favored in the YT algorithm >300k view video about epic battle scene that was actually a 10 second clip which will never show up on the screen again
followed by... >600k video utterly trashing the show
If you have to try to convince Americans that a tv show is popular in a convoluted way (most minutes watched????) I have my doubts on its actual popularity
kek I always love the hoops they jump through to be the best >most viewed show on a Tuesday while it was raining outside by people wearing red shirts!
I mean HOW MANY “first” gay Disney characters have they had at this point
not only twitter, everywhere on the internet. Also on IMDB HOTD basically is #1 popular since start. In terms of viewership and quality HOTD shits all over ROP.
Holy frick, its not u fricking moron. Firstly HOUSE OF DRAGON had premiere August 22, one episode premiere. Where Nielsen count August 29 - September 4 aka where RINGS OF POWER had TWO EPISODE premiere, where in that period HOTD released second episode. Also ROP episodes were very long. "Minutes" says nothing, we actually have objective numbers of households watched and HOTD shits all over ROP in terms of viewership, i also want to know what viewership now ROP has, because HOTD has steady big viewership, and even going up.
there's only 4320 minutes in 3 days, dumbass
What if they watch at night?
Soooo... a total viewership of 300,000? That doesn't sound real good.
AMAZON SHILL BTFO BY IDIOT
the experts have weighed in
didn't take into account clock changes
Uh, time zones exist you shitlord?
every day we get a little closer
American moment
they're both shit but house of dragons is the worse one
Nah I can can of see why they made that dude a Black person now, to clearly show his homosexual son isn't the father of that prostitutes kids. Whereas Black folk are shoe horned into rings of power just for the sake of it.
i can get passed the blacks if the show is somewhat ok
but HotG isn't
Personally I think it's much better than Rings of Power, could barely stomach 3 episodes.
>but house of dragons is the worse one
This is the only show I am currently watching because...
>it's free
>it's an absolute trainwreck
>the memes and shitposting on Cinemaphile
I love you guys.
>Amazon drone
Please die.
I'll say it again, I got ANOTHER free trial of prime the day RoP came out. I'm positive they did that for a lot of people to pump the numbers.
Stop helping their numbers. Stop watching. If you must, stream illegally. Don't even torrent.
>streaming better than torrenting
You’re fricking moronic.
>Stop helping their numbers. Stop watching. If you must, stream illegally. Don't even torrent.
And yet nobody likes it. Curious.
Both shows are garbage. House of the Dragon is basically Succession + Turkish soap opera in the middle ages. And The Rings of Power I don't even know what that is.
i wanna ravage her little rat face.
(pls don't tell my wife)
what a cute rat
Can we see some Morf interviews? I want to see what shes really like, not crazyGaladriel
>minutes
>hours
How many accounts? How many?
1.3 billion divided by 60 = 21,666,666 hours. So even less than Sandman, which Netflix is cancelling.
The 1.3 billion is the number of minutes for the first three days only
Also cant really compare to Netflix since they release all episodes at once so people finish the show in a much shorter time frame
I know but think about it like this, you have some drop off and so many episodes, so in total how do you think it compares when season is done? 200 million hours? More? Even then how much will it actually hit.
And hours does not = engagement. How many watched first 3 and nothing more etc.
season vs 1 week
See:
Umm /misc/sisters....Amazon went woke, why aren't they going broke??? It's the number one show in the world, don't people know Black folk can't be elves????
>Amazon went woke, why aren't they going broke
it would be interesting to quantify what a sound investment is for a streaming service is as opposed to a movie with a budget and sales to compare it too. Particularly in Amazon's case when they bundle Prime delivery with prime video.
Amzn is 18% for the month
this feels disingenuous
if i cant hear something said because of poor production or bad acting and i rewind to watch the scene again (3-4 times) do they count those as minutes watched?
That’s because it is.
The idea they don’t have accurate household ratings and retention rates is laughable, so the fact they’re not saying it outright is immediately suspicious
i bet they count the amount of data buffered as "watched" so even if somebody watched the first 10 minutes and then ragequit but the full length was loaded, the full time was counted
these companies use every possible dishonest trick they can think of to boost the perception of their brand
Not watching that shit anyway, HoD is pretty good even with forced diversity. You can’t beat source material with OC shit, you simply cannot.
>1.3 billion minutes
they are counting the minutes?
They have to count the minutes because I'm sure there are a lot of people who only watched half an episode and turned it off
>"The Lord of the Rings" expansion
>fantasy buffs actively compare them because they came out at similar times
>realize both are shit
>stop discussing them
When this black hobbit came out I couldn't continue
Fricking lmao. I was able to get past that one although with difficulty. But the moment I saw the black elf I dropped it.
I don't mind black people in main roles. But the medieval european setting with the shape up haircut I couldn't take. At least give me an explanation on why they look like that. Like tell me there's a tropical portion of middle earth or some shit.
Shills shit on the last samurai. But at least there was a logical reason why Cruise ends up integrating to a pre industrial japanese society, he even learns from, appreciates, elevates his host culture and even dies for it. You're not asked to take it or be called racist.
hotd is a better show and everyone agrees
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
https://lawddemrings.ytmnd.com/
Rings of power is a car crash that is entertaining to watch because of how bad it is. I hate the show and I'm watching every episode because it makes me laugh
please be torrenting it though
>1.3billion minutes veiwed in the first 3 days
That means the 25 million people who they claimed watched the premiere, watched on average 52 mintues, which means they didn't even make it through the entire episode
>That means the 25 million people who they claimed watched the premiere, watched on average 52 mintues, which means they didn't even make it through the entire episode
QFT.
21,666,666 hours x ( 60 minutes per hour divided by 52 minutes per episode )
EQUALS 24,999,999 VIEWERS
if watched all the way through, no sampling ( 10 minutes, quit )
>70 billion seconds viewed
/rop/chads can't stop winning
How many lifetimes is that?
>monke leaves
>show immediately starts losing to RoP
Makes you think
>replace cute girls with they/them hags
i thought israelites were supposed to be smart
I hate to say it but this is actually accurate. I didn't pay much attention to Milly while she was on the show, but now that she's gone, I suddenly like it a hell of a lot less.
coomergays dont count they are low quality humans
How does Nielson streaming rankings know how many minuets I have watched? Sounds like some more bullshit "estimates".
Wow. Amazon took out an ad with Variety Magazine.
I’m definitely going to watch it now!
It's actual streaming data you moron
Is it a third party that collects the data or Amazon themselves?
>imagine being this naive
Sweet child, go watch a Marvel movie and calm down for a bit, OK?
You are an actual clown
What fricking data? There isn't any.
>autoplay the first few minutes in the background every time you load it up and look for something to watch
>count it as viewer engagement
>???
>dem rangz
>for the first two episodes.
ok, go on wave yer victory
Why do they keep making up metrics?
>Can`t you see everybody is watching!? Watch the show PLEASE!!!
>It's actual streaming data you moron
>1.3 billion minutes.
Now THIS is a prime example of corporate cope.
i watch for she
sure Jan
How is Morfy so powerful lads? She probably boosted those numebr by +30% alone
nobody giving even half a frick about this rat bich stop shilling
she makes it worse.
shes the worst tho imagine getting character mogged by a black dwarf
the attempt to astroturf this Cinemaphile board, of all places, is the most pathetic corporate bundle i have ever heard of in my entire life, and just goes to show how desperate you homosexuals are
Kek
They did the same thing in Sandman. "10000000 hours viewed"
And yet Gayman is on twitter begging people to watch because they're not getting a season 2
This is all damage control, transparent and pathetic
Wow, that's 78 billion seconds
my takes
>diversity cast isn't as annoying as I thought it would be, pic related is best character
>except for muh ethnic wailing by dwarf lady
>mary sue Galadriel is worst character, they should have made her a subtle sorceress or something
>they turned Gil Galad into an annoying b***h instead of being a warrior king
>overall its impossible to match the original LOTR films in quality but there's serious staleness in some of the writing and production that make it seem like Xena from the 90s
NOBODY GOES OFF TRAIL
AND NOBODY WALKS ALONE
That's a pretty good and considered response to it, anon. If people are able to enjoy it for what it is then fine but for myself the show seems like the pretty obvious result of Jeff Bezos stamping his feet like a little b***h and screeching "where's my GoT?".
Bezos saved The Expanse. HBO ruined GoT. I'm thinking RoP is going to be just fine.
>Bezos saved The Expanse
he ruined it you fricking shill
>premieres with two episodes, 1:07 and 1:05 consecutively
>1.3 billion/132 minutes < 10 million
not even factoring in people who watched the first one and turned it off for good
It's actually worse. The two episodes were released on the first day, so on average episode is 110 minutes. Double that.
>1.3b views / 220 minutes = 5.9m viewers
>my takes
cast isn't as annoying as I thought it would be, pic related is best character
for muh ethnic wailing by dwarf lady
>>mary sue Galadriel is worst character, they should have made her a subtle sorceress or something
>>they turned Gil Galad into an annoying b***h instead of being a warrior king
its impossible to match the original LOTR films in quality but there's serious staleness in some of the writing and production that make it seem like Xena from the 90s
>NOBODY GOES OFF TRAIL
>AND NOBODY WALKS ALONE
You suck at this, chief.
Seems like bullshit. Nobody is watching this garbage.
they definitely are. don't be more of a /b/tard than you absolutely have to anon
>That's a pretty good and considered response to it, anon. If people are able to enjoy it for what it is then fine but for myself the show seems like the pretty obvious result of Jeff Bezos stamping his feet like a little b***h and screeching "where's my GoT?".
I mean aren't there only like 100 IPs in HotD threads versus 60 IPs in RoP threads? Based on that, both are dead series and everything discussed on Cinemaphile is dead.
Doesn't HOTD air on a Sunday while ROP airs on Friday?
Doesn't this inflate views?
The rat girl
On the right
I hate her fricking face
>house of dragon fans calmly watching their show
>lawd dem rangs fans finding new ways to divide units of time every day for a new gotcha headline
Even the wokies think their show is trash
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP
>LOOKING FOR Black folk THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh)
>EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE
>BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!)
>WHERE THE GOYSLOP I GOTS TO KNOW
>GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh)
>Black person ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST
>GAININ MONEY
>BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)
>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR
>MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER
>POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN
>MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
Ok so 1.3 billion minutes divided by 60 is 21 million hours. Let’s say the average person watched 2 episodes thats 10.5 million people.
For comparison: 22 million people watched the first episode of the sopranos. The question is how many people watched the 3rd episode.
Dahmer by their math had 11 billion minutes, literally 10x the interest of people watching black people getting murdered over nigs of power lmao.
https://www.indiewire.com/2022/09/dahmer-netflix-ratings-record-ryan-murphy-evan-peters-1234767165/amp/
>SLOP SISTERS WE'RE SLOPPING TONIGHT!
Most viewed show in the world everybody.
NONNONO NOT THE WATER TEAM
wtf is a "high school water team"?
Even reddit is starting to notice.
Time to buy reddit and shut it down
They already did that. Reddit is 90% bots regurgitating the narrative at this point. Independent thought = ban. All the good sub reddits got shut down long, long ago.
compare this to how much stuff LOST generated, and at the time the internet was much much less prevalent too
How should I know about Lost, grandpa?
RoP is the biggest show in my high school
How would they do product placement.
it sucks and everyone knows it.
D t k
The two first results:
>under 50k view promotional clip that is BLATANTLY paid to be favored in the YT algorithm
>300k view video about epic battle scene that was actually a 10 second clip which will never show up on the screen again
followed by...
>600k video utterly trashing the show
If you have to try to convince Americans that a tv show is popular in a convoluted way (most minutes watched????) I have my doubts on its actual popularity
seriously when the FRICK has “minutes watched” ever been a unit of measurement regarding views
if anything it’s a sign of our dystopic new media landscape
It was the most viewed amazon lord of the rings based series.
kek I always love the hoops they jump through to be the best
>most viewed show on a Tuesday while it was raining outside by people wearing red shirts!
I mean HOW MANY “first” gay Disney characters have they had at this point
KYS
>1.2
ok
>billion
ok
>minutes
WTF?!
>get your ass to mars
Easy numbers to get when the first thing you're greeted with when you open prime video is that garbage.
torrents are a way more reliable source than this bullshit
1.3 billion fricks I don't give. I'm watching Wild Wild Weng.
>minutes
very israeli
No way, amazon, you're not fooling anyone. There's no buzz. Nobody talks about RoPe. No one. That thing is dead.
Ah yes, known arbiter of taste, twitter.
The news was not about taste, you dumbdumb
not only twitter, everywhere on the internet. Also on IMDB HOTD basically is #1 popular since start. In terms of viewership and quality HOTD shits all over ROP.
I don’t understand how they can say this is the most watched show. I don’t get these ratings. Clearly more people are wayccling hotd
still not watching your show
Holy frick, its not u fricking moron. Firstly HOUSE OF DRAGON had premiere August 22, one episode premiere. Where Nielsen count August 29 - September 4 aka where RINGS OF POWER had TWO EPISODE premiere, where in that period HOTD released second episode. Also ROP episodes were very long. "Minutes" says nothing, we actually have objective numbers of households watched and HOTD shits all over ROP in terms of viewership, i also want to know what viewership now ROP has, because HOTD has steady big viewership, and even going up.
>Using minutes rather than viewers in an attempt to cover the fact no one is watching it
lol, this shit is bombing so hard.
>X site says HotD is #1
>X site says SheHulk is #1
>X site says RoP is #!
Who I am supposed to believe?