Ringsofpowersistahs….
I’m starting to get nervous…
All of the promotional material for this show looks like it was made by the CW
Ringsofpowersistahs. Im starting to get nervous
Ringsofpowersistahs….
I’m starting to get nervous…
All of the promotional material for this show looks like it was made by the CW
The costumes look cheap
He Looks like he’s in a SyFy original series about Ruth Vader-Ginsburg
The middle ages had prescription glasses? Who was making these?
Elves make magic swords, you don't think they could handle glasses?
Glasses were invented in the 13th century. If you accept that level of technology, then you have to be okay with firearms.
My first thought. Fricking ridiculous.
it's a meme
I was hoping it's a bts shot
You guys are actual idiots. It's to make him look more like RBG as
pointed out.
>It's to make him look more like RBG
once you see it…
still looks like and old women.
Who is this character supposed to be?
That's Bilbo's trans grandpa.
They didn't know the spell for Retinax V yet.
>fricking glasses in the Second Age
What?
How it went from real Elves to this abomination.
>Real Elves
You mean Jackson elves, elves in his movies don't look anything like how Tolkien envisioned them
In fact his elves are one of the aspects of the movies the Tolkien family hated the most
What are elves supposed to look like?
Tolkien drew an elf once
>dark hair
>dark eyes
Confirmed that Elves are non-white
They're asain. Haven't seen a single Asian yet tho
chudbros... how do we counter this??
How do we counter what? That the elf is obviously pale? Aren't you supposed to counter that by saying you're fixing the 21st century by making them black, or something?
>In fact his elves are one of the aspects of the movies the Tolkien family hated the most
Quote and link?
Shh it's in his head
Please tell me that's real. HAhahaha.
Doesn't help that all the actors in the picture look like an insufferable c**t.
they couldn't afford attractive people?
even CW can
what they mean by big hearted
They mean it's safe and effective.
Underrated
It means, DEY HEA (Black folk and homos)
Watching the homosexual mutt larp as a not-gay in the show will be amusing
>Watching the homosexual mutt larp as a not-gay
There will be gays in this. Don't kid yourself.
9/12/22
Look at those smug Black person homosexuals leeching off of the legacy of Tolkien and Peter Jackson. Evil cannot create, only corrupt.
Markella is so fricking hot goddamn it. It's an injustice that she's stuck as some trampy looking hobbit while that not-Galadriel goblin b***h is the star of the show.
which one is hot?
bottom left who looks like one of those porn stars who did sex parody movies I guess she's vamped up because in the show she looks like a frump
"Bighearted"
Amazon is worried that people consider it a soulless cash grab which it is.
A brunette on the left isn't half bad.
I want to make this clear: whether you’re trolling, gatekeeping, plain old racist, or all of the above, you have no place in this fandom. If you read The Lord of the Rings, or any of his works - like really read, beyond the fact that he once points out an elf has pale skin or whatever - these are stories about people of different races overcoming their differences and working together for a common cause.
You are showing absolutely zero appreciation of the fact that there is actually something substantial being done with the Legendarium and that now more than ever will people watch LOTR content that isn't just the original trilogy. You need to stop watching sensationalist YouTube channels that make it their full-time job to bash Rings of Power. They don't care about Tolkien, they only care about you angrily clicking on their video so they can make ad money.
Finally, you have perverted Tolkien's work by gatekeeping it. The Legendarium is about good triumphing over hate, about all free people working together as a force of good to defeat the ultimate bad. And most importantly, how overcoming this evil is by being able to change and adapt. You people have only demonstrated you ability to hate while also your inability to change.
>The Legendarium is about good triumphing over hate, about all free people working together as a force of good to defeat the ultimate bad.
But frick Orcs tho, kill all Orcs and their babies. Seriously, frick off with this shit. Tolkien was a racist, and whatever proto-virtue signal quotes you dredge up doesn't change.
I forgot to add. If you don't like the show then LITERALLY.JUST.IGNORE.IT. You freaking buttholes keep derailing every single thread about RoP™ because you have nothing better to do.
Get a flipping job. Amazon is doing us LotR nerds a huge favor here, we're getting all we ever wanted. They even invited some random superfans to get a sneak peek, that's a sign of respect for the fanbase.
We're looking at the biggest thing since Game of Thrones here. And we won't let a few rotten apples ruin that for us. Not a chance. The show looks awesomesauce.
I think this pasta would be better without the ™ , it gives the game away too early.
it's delicious pasta
>implying Tolkien wouldn't be considered a racist by moder day standards
>implying Amazon, of all companies, gives a shit about Tolkien's legacy
You redditors really are as naive as they come. Literally just parroting what they tell you to say
You need to stop watching sensationalist YouTube channels that make it their full-time job to bash Rings of Power. They don't care about Tolkien, they only care about you angrily clicking on their video so they can make ad money.
I haven't watched a single Youtube video about ROP. But given Amazon's track record with fantasy series (i.e. Wheel of Shit) and just general disregard for source material, yeah, I think we can safely assume this isn't gonna be on par with Tolkien's work
Did it ever occur to you that SOME of us actually want to talk about television on the goddamn television board? Literally everyone is looking forward to this show and we want to gather here to talk about how awesome it looks and how cute Morf is. We can't do that because you pieces of shit keep derailing every single thread about RoP™. Seriously, just stick to another thread if this huge epic tv show bothers you so much. It's going to be the biggest thing since Game of Thrones.
It's hilarious how it's hard to tell if this posted in earnest, irony or post irony
it's amazon shill pasta
Bro I think you're in the wrong place if you're getting triggered like that. Just toss out your opinion and then frick off like the rest of us do
shill
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who made you the gatekeeper of gatekeeping?
rings of power is gay
as are you
Woah you are so virtuous.
Morfydd looks stunning
no boobie
no watchie
She has petite cute booba
Look at all the crap they use to try to hide her disgusting fat arms
It looks cringe bro
Women are not intimidating or badass
>Women are not intimidating or badass
The men of middle earth were absolutely terrified of Galadriel
she wasn't a qt womanlet though
also it was because people who went to her forest never returned
and brave
>two Black folk and a troony
J.R.R. Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
The Tolkiens approve actually
>show aproved by fat spoiled out of touch greedy boomers
yep,im much less concerned now
>The down syndrome zoomer fricktard spawn mooching off the legacy of their honored ancestors
Whoa that's convinced me.
for a shitload of millions, they would approve anything.
your opinion is disregarded.
Tolkien and Galadriel
>If you only knew how bad things really are
>if only you knew how bad things really are
guest looks like he's calling the shots there
The Tolkiens who actually cared about the books are all dead.
The old axiom holds true with the Tolkiens
>First generation creates wealth
>Second generation maintains wealth
>Third generation spends wealth
You realize the third generation are the ones that got the deal for 500,000,000$ for the rights to some random appendices, right?
That's more money than the entire Tolkien estate had made up until that point, by a large margin.
Christopher, the "maintains wealth" generation, didn't want to do the show or sell the rights at all.
>thinks wealth is just money
midwit (or quintessential israeli) take anon
>has to completely change the goalposts after being utterly BTFO
midwit (or quintessentially disingenuous) take anon
money is just one form of wealth anon
again, midwit take
damn son, you've just embarrassed yourself
just stop, im begging you
you didn't understand what that anon was saying at all. the third generation created nothing and maintained nothing, they are now selling what the first generation created and the second maintained, and they will spend the money they get for it.
>~~*guest*~~
>The Tolkiens
Nobody mentioned those homosexuals. Read his post again, troon.
all of these subhumans should kill themselves
I'm sorry Christopher
>the Tolkien heirs are squat fat degenerated hobbits now
he was right about industrialized society...
why that Black person looks like a porn actor form the 80s?
only sex with galadriel can make me happy
Wheres the fat black b***h, they put that b***h in everything.
Quintessentially British
>waited for his dad to die so he could profit from his grandpa's work
absolutely LMAO
Find a more pedo looking person than Blacklas, I dare you.
Hardmode: no john waters
>this is the person you're calling groomer online
>Pridepox will be part of the show
Someone add the chud glasses already.
In a way, I'm grateful to the new Rangz of Powah show. It will only increase people's regard for pic related because now we'll know how much worse it could've been, and how better it used to be. I've seen this happen in other franchises and it's obvious this one will go through a similar situation, the already liked previous installment will skyrocket in popularity after a new disappointing bastardization comes out.
nothing in RoP will top this
it's not even remotely close; the absolute worst scene in all of the LOTR trilogy will absolutely mog the best scene in RoP.
>Blacks kneeling and creating a halo around the blonde white woman
Er, based?
After the stunning success of shows like the live action Cowboy Bebop and the Wheel of Time, what was the biggest reason they are trying to capture those shows audiences once again by repeating the exact same pre release and marketing strategies?
Who is even the target audience? For their sake I hope they remembered to add homosexual interracial relationships to Tolkien's world to really appease the shows 12 superfans on twitter that might be too busy at the local glory hole to remember to watch the series when it releases unless it has graphic anal fisting in the first episode
>Who is even the target audience?
People who watch big budget fantasy. Heard it's pretty popular
Oh so this is supposed to appeal to the fans of the original trilogy aka predominantly white men who have proven that they enjoy things that stick to source material and don't add diversity and homosex?
Seems like a winning strategy to add "the first ever female dwarf (also black going against lore)" and make her the face of the marketing.
>Big budget fantasy is popular
Literally only when they stick to source material and focus on strong male leads, proven literally every single time they make a show or movie.
>proven that they enjoy things that stick to source material
Clearly not the case considering how much the movies threw out and changed
Lmao you're not even attempting to be serious eh?
They changed a few things and cut out some characters (like Tom Bombadil or whatever the frick his name was) but only to make the movies work. Every change was to make a better experience for the viewer, not to push politics and diversity like this dumpster fire.
It's a HUGE difference, of course you already know that because you are arguing just for the sake of it and don't actually have a point
>Jackson actually improved the books
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are Jacksongays THIS delusional??? It's fricking hilarious
That's not at all what I said gay.
I said they "tried" to make the best movie possible.
I wasn't talking about improving on the books as the movies don't even compare as an artform, I said they cut things out that would not have worked on film and gave a very specific example of a cut.
You giant homosexual lol
just watch the appendices, the passion, love and hard work really shows
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRzqXH8K0HzHLIkb6g9PcXtaKBpFpomPB
Thank you anon will watch soon
>those two guys making chainmails for two years
Amazon cant make one properly
Amazon doesn't make the armour you moron
Weta Workshop do
They clearly didn't pay them enough.
weta workshop is just a name, it's not actually the same people who worked on LOTR
>it's not actually the same people who worked on LOTR
This is a lie and we have already been through this, lots of people worked on the movies and this show, people have careers that can span 40-50 years in this profession
Just check those listed on IMDB, plenty of people working on all 6 moves and ROP
5 Amazon Prime coins have now been deposited to your account, friend!
richard taylor was THE guy from weta workshop who worked on the jackson films. he is not involved with rings of power
Not the only guy, hundreds of people work at Weta Workshop and Richard Taylor is in charge of them all
So whether he worked on the show personally or not he was still involved in some capacity
this a moronic argument we're having but i'm saying that in 20 years a company will have changed quite a lot, some will still be there, some won't, some will still be there but won't be working on rings of power. given how amazon have to distance themselves from the movies it wouldn't be surprising if a lot of new people are involved
No need. We have scalemail print rashguards. Problem solved.
He didn't improved the books. He made a film using the books and only made changes in order to make it more palatable to a movie going audience. The Hobbit was changed a ton because of executives wanting to make an epic trilogy out of a children's book.
I can't speak for 2 and 3, but the first movie Fellowship's changes were nearly all for the better if you want to create a good movie, and it was all to create a more sensible narrative or strengthen the pacing - never out of some ideological agenda or political modernization attempt. The only thing the movie mishandled was Boromir in theatrical, but extended fixes it.
2 and 3 were a bit ass so I can't speak for those.
What really matters is that the movies were full of white men. White male nerds like movies with lots of chad white men running around. If you replace that with negresses they will become disinterested and not watch it. Your only hope then is that these white male nerds will be replaced with an audience of negress nerds. Of course, no such audience exists in a great quantity, so you've really just shot yourself in the foot.
literally how much do they pay you for this horse shit you type
Funny thing is that female Dwarves where in the books but they have facial hair and were as white as other Dwarves.
He was right. I didn't see it at the time, but he was right. I'm sorry Christopher.
He should have a kitkat
Chris was so anal about sticking to the source material. He would have HATED the idea of Amazon's show. Whoever is running the Tolkien Estate is pissing in his grave.
>$250 000 000 for rights to Amazon
I dont think they care.
I don't think anons can understand the autism of true bookgays until they write a book themselves. I think even of a perfect adaptation of Tolkien's work came out during Christopher's lifetime he'd still end up hating it because his imagination is already filled by his interpretation of the books, and a movie/TV adaptation only intrudes on that.
That being said Christopher didn't write that shit, his father did, so it's pathetic that he's so anal about it.
Speaking as someone that's written a few in the 300-400 page area (that are fully unedited and never to be published, just dumb shit as a hobby that I do) and who is trying to do a big sprawling interconnected epic, you're dead on.
it's absurd the amount of notes and shit I have written down that will never make it into the books. easily 2000+ pages worth of notes and ideas and disjointed scenes and tons and tons and tons of autistic world building / lore that will never be directly important nor stated in the books.
it's truly unlike anything i've ever done in my life, to lose yourself in a story you're crafting. and i'm not even a good writer.
Never stop anon, never stop. There's no such thing as a bad idea, only shit tier horrible execution
He grew up with it. It's as much his story as it's his fathers.
I would be just as anal as him.
>because his imagination is already filled by his interpretation of the books, and a movie/TV adaptation only intrudes on that.
This pretty much. It's also why people tend to love the beginning of a story much more than the end, even if the end delivers - the beginning still holds that heady potential and your imagination can work wonders with what the future might hold, but endings are too definitive and diminish that potential because they snuff out your imagination by locking the story into a set path. Bookgays also operate in a similar way, when a story is not yet adapted they can fantasize of a million ways it could be tailored to their headcanons, but once it's actually done it can't measure up to the version within your head, often even contradicting it.
>That being said Christopher didn't write that shit, his father did, so it's pathetic that he's so anal about it.
that's his father's life work and one of the shining achievements of 20th century literature.
>his father
Precisely, not his. And he's not adhering to his father's wishes. His father even wanted to give input to adaptations back when he was alive, Christopher just stuck his nose into the air and seethed at everything.
>so anal about it.
Doesn't surprise me there'll be anal in this.
Morf
This
>here's the timeless elf beauty I was telling you about
Galadriel looking a bit ratty is the least of our problems.
>a bit
She looks bogged already. In saint Maud she looked better, she better lay off the botox.
It's just how she has always looked
She's not even wearing that much makeup considering how visible her freckles are
She has a natural bogged face?
kek
It's just her face, she can look quite different just from some slight tweaks to hair, makeup, lighting, etc
Here in 2017, similar style of makeup to the recent pic just more of it
that’s literally a picture of hunter schaefer
Welcome to 90% of British women, anon. God loves to punish us bongs for some reason.
>GISS ME OR I CRUSH YOU
Shill.
>shill
Guess again
You are a shill. You don't give a shit about that actress. Nobody did up until a few months ago. You're only trying to push her so incels online start "waifuing" her and advertising the show for you. You're just advertising Rings of Power, shill.
Didn't ask.
yikes
i mean would smash obv but come on she was obviously cast because she's approachable and nonthreatening to women as opposed to actually goodlooking
>What should have been
Yes
She looks like she's just farted
My god what in the frick is that guy in the top left wearing
>pink suit
>pants up so high they're above his belly button
>no shirt
>absolute pedo stache
It's mind boggling.
Man, she LITERALLY outshines the others
i hate all you morf posters, but i see that they clearly intentionally go for 90s/lotr promo look to stylistically satisfy an old jackson farts
and i like it
wait this fricking tv show cost a billion dollars???
what were they thinking????
money laundering
It's less 1 billion for a single season and more 500 million for the licensing and another 500 million for 3+ seasons of production.
Still stupidly expensive, but when half of that billion goes to the Tolkien estate just to use the material it's a lot more manageable of a number to get behind.
Amazon looks at this picture and unironically what goes through their head is "oh no, this isn't right, how do we fix this, how do we make it look like New York"
I look forward to the threads. Might even watch it just so no meme passes me by. It's quite the time to be alive.
Just make sure to pirate it anon. We need Amazon's numbers as low as possible so we can get maximum seething and coping
Oh, count on it. I wouldn't dream of helping this shit.
My friend who's doing the same thing is so dedicated that he's going to pirate it even though his father has a prime account he could use. He doesn't even want to be part of the viewership records for the show.
Tip of the spear.
I'll actively participate in the threads to shit on the embarrassing webms and images, while posting passages from the books for a contrast or posting screens from the movies. Won't even pirate the show itself though.
It's gonna be some of the best threads in /teevee/ history.
you are as believable as the RoP cgi backgrounds.
What a time to be alive
>Wheel of Time season 2
>Ring of Power
>Game of Dragons
Nothing but absolute bottom tier fantasy schlock lead by absolute clueless idiots that think they can write better stories than accomplished and celebrated authors.
At this point, I'm convinced they WANT the show to fail.
It's getting worse and worse with each passing day and even normies hate it. I haven't seen a single post actually defending it.
Bezos can just buy the numbers he wants. The important thing is the cultural destruction.
This. They don't care about money. The point is culturally influential propaganda. When they put a giant negress on billboard in a historic city built by white men, the goal is not to sell underwear or shoes. The goal is to humiliate and demoralize the residents beneath who will look up and see the ogre negress staring down at them every day. This short essay comes to mind:
https://www.rooshv.com/the-goal-of-corporations-is-not-to-make-money
it has to be this there is no fricking way people can be this untalented
>Bezos can just buy the numbers he wants
I doubt hes involved or cares tbh.
>even normies hate it
Do they?
They seem to be looking forward to it way more than HoD at least
Fans are engaging and it really shows.
>Are you more excited about
>Shit
>Other shit
No neutral option
Poll is C+ grade at best. See me after class.
lel
>just 1 white man for some fanfic show based on books where every protagonist was white and male
clearly no agenda there
>tolkien was racist!!!!
read his letters post war,you pieces of shit
tolkien wanted a mixed peaceful world
post em
Fake.
No point trying to attract the audience that doesn't pay to watch streaming services.
But its very easy to use outrage to spread awareness of these kind of shows though.
You will keep making those threads because that's your role in this whole thing. Being the boogeyman.
You think Amazon are idiots?
You were never target audience but you will help them reach that audience by posting about it nonstop when its released. This is new age of guerillla marketing - anti wokism who spam "go woke, go broke" while discussing said product to keep it in minds of people.
You will keep making those threads because thats your role in this whole thing.
You just keep getting duped like you did in 2016 with orange man.
Yeah, it worked so well for Lightyear.
There's no way Jeff Bezos would be this underhanded.
>No point trying to attract the audience that doesn't pay to watch streaming services.
Cinemaphile is still too dumb to understand this
>guerillla marketing - anti wokism who spam "go woke, go broke"
Sure, sure. "Guerillla marketing" worked out so well for the female Ghostbusters and Feminator: Dark Fate. Right?
This
Making fun of media does not really make the media more successful. Morbius didn't become a blockbuster because of the memes, more people just thought it was a stupid enough movie to make fun of. Same thing with the Batwoman show.
Word of mouth is important and clearly Bezos is worried since he made a statement how he respects Tolkien's works and Amazon paid Time to have a big promo material how RoP is supposedly "bighearted".
They're don't like all negativity surrounding their billion dollar project.
They don't, at all. They know the huge amount of backlash and negative perception that even the casual movie fans have about the show, and this is definitely bleeding over into the normie circles.
Since about the "Superfans" video, they've been very focused on making sure to mention how what they're doing is in the spirit of Tolkien and it's congruent with the lore.
The negative talk about it is doing damage. I don't think they quite predicted how much backlash people would have over what they've done/changed.
normies will just have it on while they scroll social media on their phones.
People who don't understand this seem to forget that a show is a massive time investment. It's even easier for the "bad publicity" technique to work for a politician instead of a show. It takes far less time to vote for a politician. People aren't going to sink 10 hours into a show because they heard people saying it sucks.
Where is this alleged audience of negresses? White men still disproportionately carry capeshit and fantasy funding. This mythical army of black women who are going to swoop in and spend money once they see enough females and brown skin on the screen simply does not exist.
shills are so desperate to cling to this delusion
Looks comfy.
Why would you stick branches into your hair?
New promo, Forodwaith expedition
https://www.adobe.com/uk/creativecloud/design/explore/lord-of-the-rings.html#Watch-now
based new teaser...
Bravo
You have not seen...WHAT I HAVE SEEN
They showed an additional part of that convo yesterday (it's actually part of 7minute unbroken dialogue scene between Galadriel and Elrond)
And her line delivery of this was KINO
I bet she got to know him very well, that bawd
i finaly remembered who this Sauron actor reminded me
>enduring seven minutes of unbroken dialogue from fake tolkien characters as interpreted by two writers who's biggest achievement in the industry is writing a first draft for star trek beyond which got thrown in the trash and re-written by simon pegg
They write the story, not the dialogue
>from fake tolkien characters as interpreted by two writers
no more fake that the movie characters
Go ask some book fans about how Frodo, Gimli, Elrond, Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, etc were depicted in the movies
Jackson changed them so much they do not resemble Tolkien's characters at all
>whataboutism
No fricking excuse.
this is the shills last cope aka fallacy
>fallacy
Aversion to double standards is more accurate
This is nonsense, I read the books in the 90s and the movie characters were fine. The one who got changed the most was actually Aragorn but book Aragorn would come off as an obnoxious Mary Sue in the movies.
Faramir and Denethor got it worse
There is a reason why the Gondor stuff was not as well received by book fans
Denethor was a failure yeah. He just seems stupid in the films.
I'm not actually that mad about Faramir since it seemed a bit weird for me in the books that he's never even tempted. Him being tempted but then overcoming it in the films was okay to me, it's the schmaltzy drama sprinkled into that idea that irks me.
Faramir in the books was meant to be a mirror opposite of Boromir, a second and inferior son who took it upon him to become greater than his older brother in ways that Boromir never could be. Dichotomy, yadda yadda, basically. But it made for great storytelling in the books, and I've hated how Jackson butchered his character just to insert some nonsensical shenanigans about a meeting between Frodo and a Nazgûl in Osgiliath in order to insert a "character arc redemption moment" for Faramir, when it was sufficient enough to show his burden of being seen as "lesser" by his father, and the lengths he was willing to go to prove him wrong in the face of absolute destruction.
I know what you mean and I understand the point the writer was making, Faramir was more akin to the far-seeing wiser and restrained Numenorean types, scholar like. But I still think even in the book it's a bit hard to swallow considering the enormous pressure Faramir is under and his relationship with his father. I'd understand him being slightly tempted but recovering so the contrast with his brother is made, but Faramir just laughing at the Ring is something only Tom Bombadill should really be able to do imho
I reject your argument on the basis that Faramir is basically Aragorn, but with a different upbringing and circumstances. Also makes it ironic, that there's two somewhat similar characters that are "successors to the throne of Gondor", but in different ways.
>I reject your argument on the basis that Faramir is basically Aragorn, but with a different upbringing and circumstances.
Hell no man. Aragorn is basically Elendil reborn, Faramir has a wisdom and grace most men don't but he's not ubermensch.
Frick you, my man Faramir has a strength of character that I think Tolkien saw in certain people in the trenches in WW1. He most probably conceived of Aragorn/Faramir based on people who are unmovable in their good convictions.
There was never any subtext of "bloodlines make some people having more fortitude", or whatever. Tolkien's point, if any, was rather that nobility puts more weight on the shoulders of people with respectable ancestors, for example, a royal descendant. Aragorn and Faramir had different situations, where Aragorn was basically exiled (but could, if he wanted, have claimed the throne of Gondor, bar any political implications and issues, but he likely would have gained support from Gandalf and other factions), and Faramir was denied it based on his older brother being "first in succession" as steward.
You wouldn’t know kino if it nailed you to a cross.
can't wait for the free peoples of middle earth to pass a referendum granting free access to abortion everywhere. It's what Tolkien would have wanted
Will the female orcs have breasts?
How much did they fricking put in the promotion for that israelite shit? jeez
>the only thing left for the shills is spamming this ugly rat
everyone except morf is a fricking charisma vacuum. it's gonna be really boring, screencap this
You are missing the letter A, for some reason chuds use that letter when they want to write words that include the letter A
hmmm i wonder if people say these things because they are simply responding to something that deserves derision
your pic
why isnt incel bingo a category
>you can't call me a moron if i say in advance that you're gonna call me a moron
moron
god, leftard "memes" are so dishonest and cringe, literally copy pasting the other side
alt-right incels invented bingo now?
yes
> no 'Black person'
I'm sure Marx would forgive you for writing it, he used it himself
>shills are pretending to be waifugays and downloading images from google search this very minute in order to shill the show
how far you've fallen
>hobbit battle of the five armies among the "LOTR movies that you liked"
hello mister strawman
Chuds claim now that it had "SOUL"
only zoomzooms born in 2003 say that
first half of the first hobbit movie was watchable at best but it became hilariously bad after that
maybe only in comparison to nigrs of power
upps, pc rearranged the letters for rings, so weird
so since delicate liberties were taken before that means nothing is out of the question and we can have whatever
you’re moronic
>delicate liberties
lmao
i accept your concession and look forward to bmws and starburst gum in lord of the rings which is OK because the previous movies did stuff
the left can’t argue so they try to meme but the left can’t meme
>getting rid of the anime shirt
this show is for liberals the shill probably edited it out himself
Patrick is right because he understands that making certain changes to smooth over the transition from book to screen can be prudent, but needlessly changing the ethnicities of characters clearly based on germanic myths is not a necessary part of that.
yep, a black elf is that outlandish it completely destroys the lore
Meanwhile you want every piece of media to be Chicago or Detroit
>Why?
Because culture exists and it's localized. An eskimo doesn't have the same cultural heritage as an Icelander. To pretend otherwise is hilarious considering we have hundreds of thousands of books detailing the uniqueness of many cultures and how they can't just be translated across the globe to work for everyone. It seems Americans are incapable of understanding this though.
what does this have to do with skin color?
Certain cultures are tied to ethnicity. Picture the soul musical genre in your head, picture gangster rap, picture a basketballer in Nike shoes dunking into a net during an important match. Now be honest with yourself and confess that you imagined black people doing it. Just like when you imagine fantasy cloakshit, higher classes sneering at inferiors, and the Bible, you imagine whites.
European culture has never been fully white, that's the difference between Black Panther/Wakanda as black culture and Lotr as European culture (that had black people since eons ago) and why you comparing both is a false equivalence. Now, I hope this at least increases a single digit your IQ
african culture was never fully black
and that’s an actually valid statement unlike yours
>african culture was never fully black
Correct.
>European culture has never been fully white
What counts as "European culture" has always been created by people who are vaguely caucasian in appearance. Not looking like they're from Detroit.
>that's the difference between Black Panther/Wakanda as black culture and Lotr as European culture (that had black people since eons ago)
Except Africa has had whites for a long time too, but you already knew this and you're just intentionally baiting out (You)s.
No, chud, when I imagine the Bible I imagine ancient Hebrews.
When I imagine higher classes at inferiors, I can imagine literally anyone because white people did not invent class society, chud.
When I imagine fantasy cloakshit, I do not even necessarily imagine humans. You just lack all knowledge as well as imagination.
>I imagine ancient Hebrews.
Do they look like they're from Baltimore, in your mind? Be honest now. Would you describe their skin as closer to black or closer to white?
You're so close to the answer, you need only reach out and grasp it.
I don't even know what you are talking about now, chud. Are you gonna tell me that ancient Hebrews were white now?
If everything's malleable, I present you my new casting suggestions for a remake of LotR:
>A wheelchair cripple as Frodo
>A chihuahua as Aragorn (we're not being intolerant to other species)
>A quartz rock as Gandalf
>Five newborn ducks as Samwise
>Nothing at all (just voice-over) as Merry
>A GeForce RTX 3090 card as Pippin (it's FANTASY, who says we can't have modern things in there?!)
and so on
the prequels being bad doesn't make the sequels amazing
these memes feel like they're made in a laboratory somewhere
The writers
i see a lot of cooks
Yup, it's a diversity quota conform team.
>Chudcels will never understand why this is a false equivalence and why it doesn't make sense for yts to be in Wakanda
I'm lolmaoing my ass off over your low IQ
>and why it doesn't make sense for yts to be in Wakanda
Everyone agrees on this. Just like it doesn't make sense for blck Elves.
Middle Earth is a fantasy world bro, its not real.
Just like Wakanda.
It is braindead simple easy for people to understand why white people don't belong in Wakanda, which is basically fantasy Africa with some twists. But in fantasy Europe with some twists, suddenly it's inconceivable to people that blacks don't belong in it.
>Wakanda is fantasy
you keep surpassing my expectations, you're way more stupid than I thought
Wakanda is supposed to located in Africa. Middle Earth is not supposed to be located in our universe.
So you're actually arguing my case for me then? Wakanda is supposed to have whites then, since Africa in the real world does have a sizeable white population. Why do you hate Wakanda?
No, incel. If you had watched Black Panther you'd know that Wakanda is supposed to be an ethnostate that has never been discovered by the white invaders.
But why is it an ethnostate? Whites have existed in Africa for a long time, before the Internet allowed you to read this shit on wikipedia. Why is fictional Wakanda allowed to be an ethnostate because it just is, but white people fiction cannot?
Are you gonna tell me you think Hebrews looked black, or are you going to admit that they look closer to caucasian? Why does even Hebrew art portray ancient Hebrews as white looking? Or are you just trolling for (You)s without any argument?
literally room temperature IQ
I'm so sick of women and monkies
commies not doing well itt, truth be told
literally show me one single thread in Cinemaphile’s history where they actually were smart and didn’t get fricking blown out
Can the author stop thirsting after Ismael for 5 seconds?
Fpr the whole history of the English language fair never meant white
It always has. Here's a certified medical study on "fair skinned Caucasians" for you, turns out that whites OVERESTIMATE their pigmentation and are more "fair skinned" than they think.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10564626/
Morf
looks like a villain
Why did they cast a post-wall woman to play an immortal?
what in the absolute frick
>Bighearted
Wow. Sounds like a real flop.
now she looks like benedict cucumber
Galadriel is at most a 5 of 10 by historical Hollywood standards. Why do the studios cast uggos now?
Ugly is beautiful, sexist pig.
>Why do the studios cast uggos now?
only women are stupid enough to pay for media and they are intimidated by pretty women
This is going to be even more better than Hogwarts!