>In July 1991, Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida, for jerking off while watching a film at an adult movie theater.[44. During a random police inspection, a detective detained Reubens, along with three others, as he was preparing to leave. When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them "I'm Pee-wee Herman" and offered to perform a children's benefit for the sheriff's office "to take care of this."[59]
>he never outlived the theater incident and it will continue to be the first thing anyone mentions about him long after he's gone
F
I always thought Peewee Herman held a weird place in pop culture not just because of the porn controversies after the show ended but for the character himself. He felt like the predecessor to a lot of loud, hyperactive or immature comedy characters that would pop up in movies and shows over the next decade like Beetlejuice, SpongeBob, or the Genie from Aladdin, but Peewee managed to be the most likeable and least annoying because he didn't lean strictly to adult or kids content, he knew how to adapt and made kino for everybody. I see some people calling him the American Mr. Bean, but Mr. Bean is a lot quieter and more grounded in real-life than Peewee was, they play to different strengths.
Lol after I told my coworker about him dying he made a similar joke >there's only two guys who got shot in a theater >abe lincoln and the guy sitting in front of peewee herman
It reminds people of the last time he was well known and its a unique post that could only be made in this one singular instant in time so it stands out.
It happened in 1991, I think we're allowed to just joke about it these days instead of trying to shame him for jerking off in a place designed to get you horny like they did back then.
I’ve been waiting for this day ever since I learned what a sticky thread on Cinemaphile was. Tried it out on the amateur circuit for a bit. Needed a bunch of refining at first but eventually it killed. Every day I say at my computer, furiously refreshing news sites waiting for the news of Pee Wee’s demise, and for someone else to make a thread about it. Today, that all came to fruition.
>see thread >look up Paul Reubens >”Paul Reubens is an American actor..” >click news >see nothing >haha Cinemaphile got me again >20 minutes later >see another thread >look him up again >”Paul Reubens was an American actor..” >mfw
I could feel the existential dread creep in immediately
>In July 1991, Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida, for jerking off while watching a film at an adult movie theater.[44. During a random police inspection, a detective detained Reubens, along with three others, as he was preparing to leave. When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them "I'm Pee-wee Herman" and offered to perform a children's benefit for the sheriff's office "to take care of this."[59]
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
So did Mile Diana, the guy who did the Boiled Angel comic. That one was probably the best Streisand Effect ever, that shit was just a zine, and he got national coverage for it.
It was a real big deal back in the day, especially since he made a show for children.. His career was never the same. Today we have homeless people jerking off in public while cops keep walking so it doesn’t seem so bad.
even if it's a sex club/adult theater, public acts of sex are illegal. some states require booths to have no doors on them (tennessee is one)
No clue, adult movie theaters seem fricking vile. Sitting in there with strangers jerking off together kek. Fricking boomers.
they have individual booths and homosexual men go to them to have sex with each other in the booths. police can come inspect at any time. during the mk ultra program they'd feed lsd into the booths and do experiments on the men because being gay was illegal and men wouldn't admit to getting drugged while visiting the glory holes.
if they let the public in then it doesn't matter. it has to be a private club to get around that and it still doesn't matter in certain jurisdictions. it's the same thing they did during prohibition of alcohol. speakeasies would sell club membership and be private and people would come drink in them. in colorado they had weed bars to skirt legislation and they were considered private clubs. even today if you go to a private club that does byob you can get around liquor laws.
rip peewee it was total bullshit that they drug him through the mud for this anon is exactly correct why would they have public porn movies if it wasn't to jerk off to how moronic. if you're going to persecute someone it should be the theaters showing porn to the public like that shit's normal
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
Yep, this is exactly it. He went to a theater to jerk off, obviously not a big deal, and probably one of the workers there thought it was funny that it was pee-wee herman, so they called the cops and wrecked his career for shits and giggles. It is so fricked up.
>In July 1991, Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida, for jerking off while watching a film at an adult movie theater.[44. During a random police inspection, a detective detained Reubens, along with three others, as he was preparing to leave. When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them "I'm Pee-wee Herman" and offered to perform a children's benefit for the sheriff's office "to take care of this."[59]
these ones?
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=nurse+nancy/year=1991/nurse-nancy.htm
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=turn+up+the+heat+%28new%29/year=1991/turn-up-the-heat-%28new%29.htm
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=catalina+five-0%3a+tiger+shark/year=1990/catalina-five-0%3a-tiger-shark.htm
good taste tbh
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
Are you being serious? The point is this creep did children's entertainment
the guy in the barney suit was could have been jerking off trannies on weekends, who cares, he wasnt being public with it, and as far as im concerned, jerking in a dark theater meant for jerking isnt public either
I didn’t realize you weren’t allowed to jerk off or have sex when you have a job in children’s entertainment. May as well get a divorce and cut your dick off.
Haha difference between doing stuff in private like a normal person or going to jerk off in theatres and then saying to the police you'll do a kid's gig to clear this up you contrairian homosexual
>jerk it quietly in some theatre literally covered in semen. >Cops burst through the doors and arrest you. >THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I'm thinking I don't want kids being raised in a nation where firing off some knuckle children in private is a crime they arrest you for.
I get that you're a puritan who is totally grossed out, but he wasn't on a street corner or at his show, he was fricking horny and made a horny decision, not worth ruining his TV career over when there are people like Charlie Sheen knowingly giving starlets HIV for fun.
there's still a porno theater in my old neighborhood and as far as I know it's just a place for old gay guys to meet each other
I'm not sure if they were always gay cruising spots in the past or if that happened over time as internet porn became more common
unequivocally Reubens was jammed up by the media, poor guy got savagely fricked over times 10 for the horrible sin of making entertainment that everyone could enjoy
This happened in the early 90s, there was no internet. Although he was also an a-list celebrity at the time, you'd think he'd have an easy enough time getting p/bussy
>all these people asking why jerking off in a porno theater is stigmatized
Back in the day you were supposed to admire the stuff and store it in your mind to jerk off to later. Did you expect Travis Bickle is start jerking his pickle during that theater scene? He simply watched it.
PeeWee is (was) a creep for breaking this convention just to have a sliver of immediate gratification. Literal chimp behavior, couldn’t keep it in his pants.
Hell no. He was never too odd. He got shat on hard.
He was way cooler than he let on. He hung out with the early LA punk scene and had friends. Wasn't some incel or creep or something.
>all these people asking why jerking off in a porno theater is stigmatized
Back in the day you were supposed to admire the stuff and store it in your mind to jerk off to later. Did you expect Travis Bickle is start jerking his pickle during that theater scene? He simply watched it.
PeeWee is (was) a creep for breaking this convention just to have a sliver of immediate gratification. Literal chimp behavior, couldn’t keep it in his pants.
Bottom feeders like pee wee are what ruined the social grace of the porn theatre.
This story always gets me. What else are you gonna do at a porno theatre? Are you supposed to go to a porno theatre in a silk bathrobe & satin slippers, smoking a pipe while snacking on fine cheese, white crackers & red wine?
>PUT THE DICK DOWN PEE WEE
I'm still shocked that a man jerking it in a porno theatre was national news back in the day.
Trump has literally raped children and people still want him as the president.
my friends family owned a porn store and he had to clean the booths and he would always change the subject when id ask him how he liked sponging spooge
I worked at one in Amsterdam when I lived there for a few months once. They had one of those rooms where a woman is on a spinning bed, with 12 rooms with viewing windows circling it. Those booths were another level of goon grime let me tell you. Free show while working tho that was nice. Dunno why pee wee didn't just go 'dam
If I remember he was visiting his parents at the time so he probably wanted to go somewhere he thought was safe to watch porn and jerk off. The cops were huge dicks in all this just trying to get easy arrest by hitting up a porn theater.
>PUT THE DICK DOWN PEE WEE
I'm still shocked that a man jerking it in a porno theatre was national news back in the day.
Trump has literally raped children and people still want him as the president.
Kids really don't understand how extremely conservative American society was back in the 90s especially since everything got a lot more progressive since the 2010s.
>If I remember he was visiting his parents at the time so he probably wanted to go somewhere he thought was safe to watch porn and jerk off.
Is he literally /ourguy/?
If it had been some other celebrity like a musician or sports star it probably wouldn't be quite as big a deal, but since Reubens primarily did children's entertainment, it creeped out parents and destroyed his reputation forever.
To this day I still see people saying he was a "pedo" because they don't even know or remember what actually happened other than it was something sexual.
Zoomers will quite literally never understand how different America was 35 years ago. This was the same time when Congress literally held hearings discussing the moral decay of America because Bart Simpson was rude to Homer and said 'eat my shorts'. That's the environment PeeWee caught his charge in.
that era baffles me, like, how can you be that alert to societal decay in that arena, whilst completely ignoring government overreach, corruption, the tyranny and destruction the Federal reserve causes, the unjust wars for profit, the THOUSANDS of horrific things the US gov did to its own people and the world during those days, while you sperg out about a fricking cartoon boy and try to ban rock music?
It's called propaganda sir. Normal people don't have the time to spend hours doing their own research. The father providing for his family might have 30 minutes to sit down and watch the evening news. There was no internet or any other way to get true information on what was happening in the world.
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
he also collected vintage porn, including formorly legal kiddie porn, the guy was a pedo coomer
Big Adventure is a desert isle movie for me. If I could still feel anythign I would feel very sad today. I'm sorry you're gone, Paul. I hope you are somewhere better. RIP.
>prototype adult swim show
probably the most accurate description ever written.
No, it was a fricking kids show. You could make that argument for the movies but the show is just a basic ass kids show. Go rewatch it, there is nothing adult about it. It’s innocent.
There was some innuendo but yeah it was like a preschool kids show. But a lot more interesting than something like Dora the Explorer because it was so weird.
>kids show host
Not really. He had an adult HBO special of his live stage play that was dirty, then a movie (Tim Burton's best) then a Saturday morning kids show that was similar to the live HBO special, but not dirty. "Host" implies a talk show or variety show.
I appreciate the support, Cinemaphile, but I am alive and well! I'm currently enjoying Starbucks's mocha flavored K-Pod coffee with a donut. Please, go about your day as you all were, but thank you so much again!
>There's no money in a cure
yeah, everyone has heard of this but working in a lab proves it
i left the industry because of it, money drives everything and fantastic discoveries get bought up by pharma and shelved because theres no profit in it
humanity is doomed as long as money exists
Are you moronic? There is all of the fricking money in the world for a cure. The people who invent a cure would be the richest motherfrickers on the planet.
>Why the frick haven't we cured cancer yet
Because it's impossible. "Cancer" is an ambiguous term since it describes a group of thousands of different malignancies which inevitably build up a myriad of resistances to thousands of different treatments over the long term thanks to near-constant genetic mutations due to the absence of the original cell's tumor suppressor gene. If you want to go literal, the only true """cure""" is death, because that's when the disease stops proliferating. >inb4 muh cannabis
A fool's dream. It can only delay the growth of new tumors for so long, but the end is still the same. Multicellular lifeforms were never meant to live forever, and cancer acts as biological stopwatch to prevent overpopulation of a species.
The only conceivable "cure" would be nanobots in the blood, able to detect and destroy anomalous cells before they proliferate. Essentially radiotherapy but without damage to other cells Even gene therapy would just reduce hereditary causes of cancer.
>The only conceivable "cure" would be nanobots in the blood, able to detect and destroy anomalous cells before they proliferate.
Anon, that's literally what your NK cells do. You make hundreds to thousands of cancer cells purely by accident every day when a cell fricks up in division. The NK cells sole purpose is to look out for them and destroy those cells on sight. You "get" cancer when your NK misses some of them long enough for them to be given time to grow.
Fun fact, the reason men have to be checked for prostate cancer is because the NK cells don't look for cancer in the prostate. Why? Because it would identify the semen you produce as a foreign object in the body and destroy it, meaning if the NK cells watched the prostate, literally all men would be rendered infertile. Same with the woman's reproductive organs, hence why so many women get breast cancer.
The science-cult moron spews a bunch of fricking moronation. Free radicals are not natural, but created by cellular corruption due to eating goyslop and injecting science juice up your gay ass. Tortoises have a mechanism that destroys cancer cells in their body, and therefore never get cancer and live to be a hundred fricking years old. You can literally destroy cancer with meditation and thought. Go frick yourself, NPC moron. You are the cause of suffering by enabling the most corrupt pieces of shit in the medical industry.
Why is the body so dumb? Immune system kills itself. Body grows tumors and white blood cells just ignore it. Average body IQ is lower than an inner cidy jogger.
Agreed 100%. From what I can tell, it seems like the only way we'll ever "cure" cancer is to have gene therapy reach such an advanced level that individual cells can be targeted and "fixed"/altered to return them to normal function, and to have that be cost-effective. Sci-fi shit, and at that point we're basically talking about immortality.
Why is the body so dumb? Immune system kills itself. Body grows tumors and white blood cells just ignore it. Average body IQ is lower than an inner cidy jogger.
actual immunology scientist here working on certain antibodies (My name is on the Rituximab patent)
You'd be surprised that certain tumors/growths aren't targeted by your immune system, while others excrete enzymes that cut antibodies and receptors making it impossible to target them. We have ideas but it's incredibly complex to beat this and target them, without causing toxicity towards healthy cells, the immune system overall, or liver/kidney issues from the cells being killed destroyed - and this is for non-metastatic stage just for liver/lung.
>making it impossible to target them
not true but youre not really even trying, most people who aren't senators or VIPs dont even get the luxury of a genetic profile of their biopsy
Honestly sounds way too complicated to have naturally evolved. I think cancer is God's/deaths/whatever created the universes design to keep living things in check. It's the ultimate weapon that can't be beat. Basically if you can beat cancer you are at the stage to become the next God.
>cancer acts as biological stopwatch to prevent overpopulation of a species
evolution doesn't work like that you pseud, we simply didn't evolve longevity because 99% of us would be dead by age 50 even if we didn't age
>evolution doesn't work like that
It's not evolution, cancer and death is designed. Think about why there are so many stories about immortality and the fountain of youth and they are almost all tragedies.
The divines have declared that nothing can live forever. To do otherwise would cause an imbalance in nature that would destroy everything.
Lots of people get cancer, its a leading cause of death behind heart disease and has been for a long time. It's also difficult to avoid in modern times because of loose chemical pollutants in the air, water and soil, and if you're American, in half the food sold at the store
It's fricking crazy. Had a co-worker in her mid 30s, nice person ever, one day she said "i thnk i'm going to on sick leave for a few days", 3 months later she was dead. And now my other co-worker in her ealy 20s is battling it as well and it's not looking good. If she dies i think i'm going to fricking quit, i'm getting paranoid as hell.There must be something in the shit we're eating or something man
Humans aren't built to live past 50.
Why do you think women dry up around that age?
Medical technology keeping us alive for longer causes us to witness the horror of the body's inability to maintain itself past our programmed age limit.
Cancer is like rust on an old car in a salty climate. No matter how well you maintain it, falling apart is inevitable
Mutations and metabolic waste. Over time, the body's ability to delete mutant cells and/or replace them falls apart(due to the ordered chaos of R/DNA replication), and metabolic waste build-up speeds it up. The fricking Hayflick limit/telomere truncation due to the above replication chaos is like playing Russian roulette with 1 bullet in 1 billion chambers, and every minute of your life, one chamber gets removed.
It sucked, lacked any of the whimsy of the original movies and made Pee Wee obsessed with a b tier celeb for some reason. I barely remember anything about it
i reminded me of the most American version possible of a goofy dude. watch vid rel for an actual fun and goofy character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OWB4k-YXJUM&t=49m18s
Pee-wee is EXTREMELY American, he's a character specifically obsessed with American kitsch culture of the 50s onward. A big part of his early act was just bringing out old American novelty toys and showing them off. It would make perfect sense to me for a non-American to find the character totally confusing.
I had fun watching PeeWee's playhouse on Adult Swim in the 2000s. I would've loved a slightly more adult version of PeeWee's playhouse sadly that never happened.
>anons on a literal website that gets cheese pizza posted every 10 seconds are criticizing pee wee for jerking himself off in an adult movie theatre like any normal person would do
bro was a raging hetero that entertained gen X and millennial babies with quality children's programing, and you guys want to shit on him for tugging his meat during a time when internet porn was non existent.
I saw his original Pee-Wee Herman Show on HBO in the early 80, with Phil Hartman as the Captain Carl. I also remember him from bit pats in the first few Cheech & Chong movies.
Obscure Pee-Wee fact:
He did a rap on an unreleased 12" club mix of Jimmy Salvemini – Roll It
Allegedly a result of Luther Vandross and Paul Reubens secret relationship.
I hated this mother fricker so much. I look STRIKINGLY like him so i was (still am) constantly called pee wee herman. You can obviously see how this is derogatory since the character Pee-wee Herman has always been sort of viewed as a creepy character. Not helped by Paul Reubans public masturbation stunt. God the actor isnt even ugly, so it might not generally be a bad thing to look like him if his iconic character wasnt such a pervy joke.
All of you saying this are missing the point. You were supposed to view, admire, and save it for the spank bank later in the theatre. Not literally get naked and Jack off right there and make the seats sticky. That's what private booths are for. Idiots
Imagine you built your entire career as an edgy dude who made insanely popular kids shows for both kids and adults and especially weird dudes that do psychedelics.
Then it's ruined because you have a porn addiction and you live in a time before the internet where you can get completely naked and watch whatever you want in the safety of your own home and you get caught touching your dick in in the dark at a movie theater where that's normal.
His career was ruined because he was a CHILDRENs entertainer who got caught doing an ADULT thing.
He was never able to segue into more mature work after aging out of Pee Wee.
He was a comedian. His gag was "kid show with adult subtext" and it got turned into a straight up kids show. But his comic act was always adult oriented.
There are less than five people on this entire fricking board that know what either of those are. Fricking moronic zoomers don't even know Pee-Wee, like they're going to know Forbidden Zone lol.
Oh man. That sucks. I still remember when my dad told me about his peewee theater adventure and getting arrested. Seems like it was just 3 decades ago. Wait, he was already 40 by then. Dude looked like hew was in his late 20s.
He wasn't.
He had a thing for collecting large boxes of Polaroids as some sort of hobby cause he thought keeping old memories alive was a form of art. Some of those boxes had pics of kids in the bathtub and shit. Hence why the charge was a misdemeanor. He wasn't wacking off to those tub pics and actually didn't even know he had most of the ones they found as he had literally hundreds of thousands of random Polaroids.
>He had a thing for collecting large boxes of Polaroids as some sort of hobby cause he thought keeping old memories alive was a form of art. Some of those boxes had pics of kids in the bathtub. It wasn't for wacking it just memories bro.
>The fact he had so many specifically of boys
They never released the contents of his collection or even specifically described what it is that they claimed was CP so I know you're just making shit up for the impressionable zoomers ITT to repeat later.
Well afaik whenever I hear about the situation basically everyone, and Reubens himself, describe exclusively males and possibly problematic male imagery. Could be wrong though
Maybe I shouldn't have used to the term 'boys' but rather males since maybe they were twinks idk
If it was actual porn content he wouldn’t have got off so easy. Getting away with a misdemeanor gives us a pretty clear picture that it was at worst, nudity.
Was he beating his dick to it? Probably. But that doesn’t change that it wasn’t explicitly porn
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Anonymous
I always took it as he just didn't want to deal with another circus so gave up and took some BS misdemeanor and moved on. In order to be CP it has to be sexual acts with the sole purpose of causing sexual arousal. If simple possession of partially nude pics of under 18s was illegal like 2/3rds of Brooke Shields' career would be illegal to possess.
11 months ago
Anonymous
From what I have read, it was literal ancient erotica, like late 1800s photos of people that were “possibly” underage. They couldn’t even make the firm determination because pictures were such shit quality back then.
With that in mind, the question is who tried to have him taken out, because the cops don’t just psychically know about your 100 year old porn stash, someone had to tip them off
11 months ago
Anonymous
because of jeffrey jones they were searching his friends houses
11 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't help that essentially the most serious charge you can possibly acquire in modern society is possession of CP, and the legal standard of CP is 'i know it when i see it'. That's what happens when a judicial body decides something is illegal instead of a legislature actually criminalizing it sensibly. Reminder the Supreme Court unilaterally decided CP was illegal in the early 80s.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>someone had to tip them off
Another actor was under trial for actually trying to frick underage girls, he was selling out anyone he could and peewee had the theater thing hanging around his neck so it was supposed to be a slam dunk
11 months ago
Anonymous
it's funny because you can just go to japanese mixed onsens to see naked e-girls for a small fee
> November 2002, while filming David LaChapelle's video for Elton John's "This Train Don't Stop There Anymore", Reubens learned that police were at his home with a search warrant, acting on a tip from a witness in the pornography case against actor Jeffrey Jones,[74] finding among over 70,000 items of kitsch memorabilia, two grainy videotapes, and dozens of photographs that the city attorney's office characterized as a collection of child pornography.[1] >Reubens later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines, and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[1] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[29] Reubens said that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography he considered to be innocent art, and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was, in fact, a judgmental point of view. Reubens described the nude images as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts.[29]
It's just art bro!
>Being an avid collector, Reubens often purchased bulk lots, and one of his vintage magazine dealers declared that "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought, and he recalled Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage 1960s material, but not things featuring kids".
>it’s not a crime officer I just collect these videos of baby rape. It’s a hobby!
>Being an avid collector, Reubens often purchased bulk lots, and one of his vintage magazine dealers declared that "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought, and he recalled Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage 1960s material, but not things featuring kids".
And for a long time Peter O'Toole was on that list. And it took years until the jannies finally gave him a sticky cause they were tired of all the "Oooooo" ghost memes
i know some paul reubens megafans who saw him live in a peri-covid tour he did. i am given to understand that he spoke pretty openly about the porno theater incident. he was passionately dedicated to being funny and bringing joy into people's lives, and that shadow hanging over him kinda fricked him up, by his own admission. he was a real one and i am pouring one out for him ;_;7
Same here.
I loved watching Pee Wee's Playhouse and the movie growing up.
it was a masterpiece of a show, so funny and creative. the definition of SOUL. RIP to a legend.
>he was charged with possessing child porn in the early 2000s and pleaded down to a lesser charge. There was some debate about whether what he was in possession of would be considered child porn or not. They never revealed to the public what exactly it was, though. But Reubens did say that he was a collector of erotica, which included nudes of teens.
>He ended up having years where he couldn't be in the presence of minors and had to register with the police.
Yikes I had no idea… I only heard about the theatre thing.
you don't get a misdemeanor for hardcore cheese pizza. it seems likely the situation is exactly what he described it as. there was a few photos that they tried to ruin his life over. real pedophiles always re offend also
The porn theater is a distraction for the real crime which was possession of CP. People remember him as the guy who jerked off in a theater, not the guy who is a convicted sex pest
>both of my grandmas were married at 14 to 20 year olds and started families, stayed married for 60+ years
SICK SICK SICK THEY DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RIDE THE wiener CAROUSAL AND SETTLE DOWN WITH FURBABIES IN THEIR 40S BY THEMSELVES!
Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse!
Did any of you people know Cyndi Lauper sang the theme song, uncredited. yes, she sang the theme song to one of the best tv shows around and did not want any fame from it.
Did any of you people know Cyndi Lauper sang the theme song, uncredited. yes, she sang the theme song to one of the best tv shows around and did not want any fame from it.
watched it just the other day, weird cameo. surprised he never took off big. i remember him being in BLOW and played penguins father in the beginning of batman returns too
just now rejoining the thread, but this was huge.
at his peak, when the black NFL players would showboat in the end zone, they would do the Pee Wee dance.
He guest-starred on 227, I think it was a two-parter
but the big one was video related. it's a canonical hip hop classic, the rapper saying "get busy y'all" and "huh? what?!" has been sampled ad infinitum and all the special dj records with the scratch sounds have them on there.
if you look closely, you can see a very young Ice-T breakdancing in this video
Clearly the CIA wanted to silence him for some reason. No one goes after one random guy in a porno theater. That was just the excuse they used because they knew the public would buy it and not ask questions.
Wayne White did a lot of the art and designs for Pee Wee's Playhouse and there's some behind the scenes stuff on the creation of it in this doc. such an amazing show. It really inspired me to get more into animation and art.
I am sorry guys I am the guy in the thread about scary moments that really shocked you or whatever and I brought up large marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure yesterday and now Paul is dead
>go to jack off theater >get arrested for jacking off to the jack off film
my dad was extremely invested in this and i remember him seething drunk the night this happened
It was a different time. Hiding porn at home for the missus to find was risky, so we learned to keep magazines at work, or go out to a place we could jerk off in peace.
Big F to Pee Wee.
The ability to enjoy Pee Wee's Big Adventure as a kid is a big indicator whether one will grow up to be a miserable adult or not, even today.
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And for a long time Peter O'Toole was on that list. And it took years until the jannies finally gave him a sticky cause they were tired of all the "Oooooo" ghost memes
Notice how this scene is completely ruined because they constantly feel the need to cut to this moron giggling like a child every 5 seconds. Can't just let it flow.
Rot in piss for introducing me and other children to cynicism at a young age with your stupid fricking movie with fellow drug addicted degenerate Phil Hartman.
Why are there 500 posts about his movie theater masturbation and 0 posts about how he got arrested for child pornography in 2002 and ended up having to plead down to a lesser charge for having vintage photos of nude teenagers.
>Why are there 500 posts about his movie theater masturbation and 0 posts about how he got arrested for child pornography in 2002
The theater bit was funny, the attempt at a kiddie porn charge was a cheap shot
Guy collected a shitload of vintage pornography, he was a coomer when that was hard to do
Pee-wee was a project that wasn't intended for kids, but they ended up embracing. Pee-wee is a rare kids program that you appreciate more when you're an adult, despite loving genuinely as a child. As this thread demonstrates, it's still pretty misunderstood.
Where the FRICK can I find the complete series of Pee-Wee's Playhouse in a proper 1080p rip? The only one available on all the regular pirate sites only have a 720p rip, but it came out on blu-ray so what the frick? And no I'm not paying 20+ bucks for each season on amazon video
>moron thinks pee wee is a legit name for a person and not the name of his character that he played because his real name is paul reubens who was born paul rubenfeld and changed his name to reubens as his stage name
Oh, I finally get it.
Cinemaphile reduces a person's entire life to their lowest moment, even when it's something that never happened (like Richard Gere and the gerbil.) I was trying to figure out what it was I hate so much about you guys.
personally i think the child porn charge thing (would) have been a bigger deal but
-it happened right around 9/11 so it got no coverage
-it was a bullshit charge that was pretty obviously not actual CP so much that the charge got lowered to misdemeanor, which a DA wouldn't do if someone had an e-z open and shut possession of CP. CP has a pretty specific definition which it has to in order for the supreme court enforced prohibition to be considered congruent with the 1st amendment.
Dunno, if your realllllly good people ignore that shit. James joyce? You know him because of Ulysses oddesy and his poems, and not his dirty letters to his wife where it turned out that dude had a thing for farts and just a tad of scatological desire. >“At every f*ck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.”
Damn. Bro
Yeah there's sorta a lot of farting in these ones. Like, a lot. If you wanted a world class other to describe to you the sloppy splats and brown stains on the matress in the most elegant manner possible, go for it
wasnt beethoven or Mozart also a scat fetishist? thats just a thing about geniuses though.
The higher your actual intellectual ability, the more you are divorced from your own natural instincts, self preservation, sleep, bathing, appetite for food etc, especially when you're in a creative mode, its only logical that sexual desires would also become warped and unnatural in purpose as a result.
Now im not saying every 2 bit creep with a wierd fetish is some sort of genius, im just saying that out of the large pool of geniuses out there, most of them are wierdos who wont be having kids anytime soon.
I think it's all relative and the real definition of 'genius' is just an unusual method of thinking/brain function compared to the vast majority. It seems 'genius' to society because it sees the world very different and therefore can think in ways most can't and come up with solutions no one would think of. It goes to follow lots of other things about their process would be bizarre too.
For me, it's getting arrested for jerking off at an adult theater, like what else are you supposed to do at one HEE HEE.
Cowboy Curtis is next, better say your goodbye's Lawuverance
Pee Wee Herman was relevant to Americans all the up to the 2010s you mega zoomer. I wouldn't doubt that most zoomers were introduced to Pee Wee when Adult Swim aired reruns on their block back in the 2000s.
I can hear my best friend of 30 years wailing on the other coast. He was a big Peewee and Paul Reubens fan. I liked Peewee well enough, but he was the real fan and has even done up parts of his house with his girlfriend to look like the old playhouse.
And I remember, as a little kid, getting confused at the end of many Peewee episodes. "Peewee! Why are you leaving!? There's still people in your house! How are they going to stay entertained! You can't leave your guests behind!"
pee wee herman show always made me sad in a melancholy way when the ending sequence started. upset it was ending, but glad i was able to watch. like a good anime outro. rest in peace
>homosexual zoomers don't know who pee wee was >gets upset theyre left out once again >checks Wikipedia for any Dibble of TMZ gossipy bullshit they can latch onto to make their little jab comment in the sticky
Should no shit be a bannable offense.
The wierd part is the movie came before the tv series and it's the whole reason he got the show. That just feels like completely backwards of how it would normally work, you get a big budget movie BECAUSE of having a successful tv show. He was a stage performer with the character before the movie.
Eh it's kinda up in the air and at the end of the day, they dropped the charges because it was way too ambiguous, and I mean in the "does a 500 year old fountain statue of a child peeing count as child pornography?" level of ambiguous.
>Zoomers love Black folk who star in a filthy degenerate TV show more than a man who starred as a timeless character that spanned many shows and movies and is beloved by millions
Who knew
At the end of every episode of PeeWee's Playhouse, he would pull a lever and his scooter would come out of the wall. A certain song would start playing and I would get so bummed because I knew the episode was about to end. Then he would say goodbye and drop that day's Secret Word one last time.
He was legit a positive influence on my childhood.
Why is this the only show I've seen people get universally bummed about ending each episode. The frick was up with that. Was there something subliminal there?
>At the end of every episode of PeeWee's Playhouse, he would pull a lever and his scooter would come out of the wall. A certain song would start playing and I would get
bummed because I knew he would drop that day's Secret Word one last time. >He was legit a positive influence on my childhood
Wow people are dumb
Does literally nobody understand both sides of the "he's allowed a life" and "he was a children's entertainer" argument or am I the only one with more than 100 IQ
Half the thread is filled with people defending this argument. The other half are zoomers who weren't even alive when he pulled an Abe Lincon on the guy in the theater seat in front of him.
later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines, and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[1] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[29] Reubens said that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography he considered to be innocent art, and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was, in fact, a judgmental point of view. Reubens described the nude images as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts >ruebans face when they bought it
Do you guys think he frequented waterparks with flowriders to see little boy pee pees for free? Back when I was little, there was a scandal at my local waterpark because some old man paid the flowrider guy to mess with the wave speed to make sure that boys lost their pants while he filmed them from the sidelines.
Some of my most early formative memories were watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Don’t remember a time before knowing who he was and appreciated his work throughout all my life. RIP Pee Wee.
The only thing sticky was the seat in front of him.
Nice
You didn't need to do that
You son of a b***h
>he never outlived the theater incident and it will continue to be the first thing anyone mentions about him long after he's gone
kinda sad tbh
F
Tragic. What is even the point of porno theaters if you're not supposed to jack off, anyway?
There is none. It was always just selective enforcement. Though to be fair, if you're famous, you should know better than to go to one.
Kind of fricking amazing, and I would be glad to have that be the first thing people think of when they hear my name
FOUR CHAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEROES
better that than getting caught with the cheese pizza and still working for Cartoon Network after lol
homie WHAT.
Who's the Dan Schneider of Cartoon Network?
could be worse. he could be jerry from subway
dont talk about things you dont know and try to act like you do, that's a zoomer trait.
Sorry if I've offended you, pedocel
madlad peewee'd his herman in public
Put me in the screenshot
pathetic samegay
I don't get it.
Haha, damn.
bazinga
Get rekt, idiot
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
topkek and RIP
I'll rub one out in his memory later
Oh no no no no no
pfft
LOOK AT HIM GO!
put me in the screenshot
Include me in the screencap
Idiot reddit mascot poster
Come on, Anon
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY
Heh…
Underrated
Anon isn't a gay today
>literally fantasizing about an adult man cumming and getting cum all over
>not a gay
You definitely are though, homosexual.
Worst fricking reply, trannies need to die.
homosexualS
I hate you but God damn this was good. But RIP Peewee. I remember seeing this on Adult Swim.
>The only thing sticky was the seat in front of him.
Making the irrefutable fippybippy in a sticky must be euphoric
don't put me in the screencap
Carlos
best FP in a sticky ever
Chadpostin’
fricks sake. put me in the screencap
My sides
ah it all dissolves into spectacle in the end so true anon
Frick,man.
I'm going hell for laughing at that.
Bot response
Savage but it's kinda a shame this'll now be Peewee's legacy on this board
I don’t get it
If he wasn’t dead he is now.
You Sly dog you
Well stay classy Cinemaphile. Stay classy hopeless jerkoffs.
Ok that got me.
he seemed like a guy with a sense of humor, he would have probably laughed
Put me in the screenshot
kekekek
Cringe little b***h.
Nice.
Nah it was stupid, and you're a npc.
Get me in the screencap I guess.
Why do you gayits do this, you're just a number dumbass
nice numbers there.
I was wondering if his career would outshine his fapping.
Guess not.
>Imaging dying and this is your legacy
Imagine thinking anyone other than 200 Cinemaphileners and a few thousand redditors will even acknowledge that
Nah bro, that fp was fire, totally the only thing Paul "Sticky" Reubens will be remembered for.
F
Kek
Based
God damn it
F
ebin ftw
Oh
His funeral is going to have a "21-cum-salute" with 21 coomers all jacking off over his coffin.
upvoted!
RIP to that lil homie
How long have you been saving this joke for? Well done.
come on bro, he's already dead
Done him
On one hand, that's one hell of an epithet
On the other hand, something tells me Peewee would rather have us all laughing one last time
Best post I've seen in years
well done.
I don't get it.
adding another (you)
bruh, you didn’t need to do him dirty like that lmaooo
>you can't jerk off in here this is the porn room!
no shit
what the frick?
Bhelter
F
I always thought Peewee Herman held a weird place in pop culture not just because of the porn controversies after the show ended but for the character himself. He felt like the predecessor to a lot of loud, hyperactive or immature comedy characters that would pop up in movies and shows over the next decade like Beetlejuice, SpongeBob, or the Genie from Aladdin, but Peewee managed to be the most likeable and least annoying because he didn't lean strictly to adult or kids content, he knew how to adapt and made kino for everybody. I see some people calling him the American Mr. Bean, but Mr. Bean is a lot quieter and more grounded in real-life than Peewee was, they play to different strengths.
Lol after I told my coworker about him dying he made a similar joke
>there's only two guys who got shot in a theater
>abe lincoln and the guy sitting in front of peewee herman
Got dayum
include me in the screencap
Hi
Hi mom
heheh
forever dealt it
HAH! eheheheh
Good one!
the homie's corpse is still warm..
Epic
Cowboy Curtis wept
Hey, anon. How are you today. I saved you a seat.
Kinda looks like a fusion of him, and Ben Stein
include me in the screencapture reddit
toasting on epic bread
CARLOS
sent that freak flying
My sides
I don't get it, don't put me in the screencap
Grew up driving by that theatre all the time and thinking my childhood died there.
Say bye bye grandpa, bye bye
WTF THE MODS HAVE BAMBOOZLED US
THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED
Not all stickies auto-delete at 1000 posts.
ive never seen a Cinemaphile RIP thread go past 1k how high will it go? lets find out
Damn son
Fricking noice
Holy heck add me to le screencap!!! Hi leddit!!
to the homosexual redditor clipping this right now, don't put anyone else in the screencap
Good post
INCLUDE ME IN THERE BOYS
I HAD A BAD DAY AND NEED LOVE
never seen so many (you)s here
legend
I don't get it
funny
You made all of Reddit laugh. Good job
Oh you.
I chuckled
Why does this post have so many replies? It's not that clever.
you just added another one
It reminds people of the last time he was well known and its a unique post that could only be made in this one singular instant in time so it stands out.
I know, right? Hurr hurr theaters are sticky.
Amazing.
I bet this anon feels pretty damn good right now. Bet it reminds him of being on reddit.
This will be truly one of the posts of all time.
F
Much like him, you shot your shot and hit your mark.
upvoted
Too soon
It happened in 1991, I think we're allowed to just joke about it these days instead of trying to shame him for jerking off in a place designed to get you horny like they did back then.
wstmbsahsathf
Finally, a good post on Cinemaphile.
You just won.
put me in the screencap.
LEAVE ME OUT THE SCREENCAP
Can't wait to see this post all over instagram and twitter in 2 weeks
That hurt
why don’t you take a screenshot, it’ll last longer!
we did it reddit!
posted on @shitpostgateway in 3...2...1
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBASSED.
His hand(s) too.
So how many years have you held on to this?
I’ve been waiting for this day ever since I learned what a sticky thread on Cinemaphile was. Tried it out on the amateur circuit for a bit. Needed a bunch of refining at first but eventually it killed. Every day I say at my computer, furiously refreshing news sites waiting for the news of Pee Wee’s demise, and for someone else to make a thread about it. Today, that all came to fruition.
At what point did you give him the Vac?
Sneed
Skeet (formerly cum)
You sir owe me a new monitor, cause I sprayed my drink all over it.
Sayonara homie
Still one of the best videos on Youtube.
RIP Paul
Looks real
Its real.
How do we avenge him?
You know exactly how. I'll meet you at the movie theater
>generosity of spirit
Does this mean he was nice but never donated to charity?
this world gets more grim with every passing day
Is that Morgan Fairchild?
Yeah, playing Dottie in the movie about the movie at the end of the movie with James Brolin as Pee Wee.
press s to spit
you are a waste of space
>nO0O0OO NOT MUH PERVERTED israeli CHILD ENTERTAINER PUBLIC MASTURBATOR
more like press c to cum
Frick you. He’s still alive. Don’t worry fellow Pee-wee fans.
>see thread
>look up Paul Reubens
>”Paul Reubens is an American actor..”
>click news
>see nothing
>haha Cinemaphile got me again
>20 minutes later
>see another thread
>look him up again
>”Paul Reubens was an American actor..”
>mfw
I could feel the existential dread creep in immediately
>bing it
>it's real
>I had to get it on
The chad embrace
That animal reubens... I can't even say his name
Dude had great hair
Holy shit he is literally me
>got that Spoony One rizz
why did he look so sleazy here ahhahah what a guy RIP
So nobody would recognize him. Duh.
>crosses the Florida state line
>skullet and sleaze beard sprout in minutes
Does this happen to anyone else?
incognito mode before the invention of firefox
Skullet is hard to pull off but he does it
>July 1991
He really adopted the grunge look at the right time.
>Arrested in July 1991
>Heat released in 1995
Pee Herman inspired Waingro
Looks like a Nicholas Cage character
They fricked him over here. Its a porn theatre. What do you expect him to do? Eat popcorn?
He buttered his own popcorn that day.
Lynch? Is that you?
Fricking RIP you legend.
Too tall, too pale.
18+
Yes, there have been over 18 literal who actors. The frick is your point?
Dumb esl poster
Dumb uol poser
safe and effective
No.
>In July 1991, Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida, for jerking off while watching a film at an adult movie theater.[44. During a random police inspection, a detective detained Reubens, along with three others, as he was preparing to leave. When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them "I'm Pee-wee Herman" and offered to perform a children's benefit for the sheriff's office "to take care of this."[59]
seriously, why else would you go to an adult movie theater or than to jerk off? what do they expect people to do in there? fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
other than* to jerk off. but i guess "or' than to" works in an old pirate kind of way
South Florida had a hair up its ass at the time about things like obscenity and indecency. The 2 Live Crew stuff happened at around the same time.
So did Mile Diana, the guy who did the Boiled Angel comic. That one was probably the best Streisand Effect ever, that shit was just a zine, and he got national coverage for it.
It was a real big deal back in the day, especially since he made a show for children.. His career was never the same. Today we have homeless people jerking off in public while cops keep walking so it doesn’t seem so bad.
homeless people have just as much of a right to bust a nut as incels do, chud.
No clue, adult movie theaters seem fricking vile. Sitting in there with strangers jerking off together kek. Fricking boomers.
>he's never circle spanked with his boys during his college years
things havent gotten better
Sex shows like that are a tradition going back to ancient times. Home video saved us
even if it's a sex club/adult theater, public acts of sex are illegal. some states require booths to have no doors on them (tennessee is one)
they have individual booths and homosexual men go to them to have sex with each other in the booths. police can come inspect at any time. during the mk ultra program they'd feed lsd into the booths and do experiments on the men because being gay was illegal and men wouldn't admit to getting drugged while visiting the glory holes.
>even if it's a sex club/adult theater, public acts of sex are illegal. some states require booths to have no doors on them (tennessee is one)
Private premises shouldn't be considered "public".
if they let the public in then it doesn't matter. it has to be a private club to get around that and it still doesn't matter in certain jurisdictions. it's the same thing they did during prohibition of alcohol. speakeasies would sell club membership and be private and people would come drink in them. in colorado they had weed bars to skirt legislation and they were considered private clubs. even today if you go to a private club that does byob you can get around liquor laws.
It was a gathering of the gays to buttfrick each other. People used to think gays were disgusting.
rip peewee it was total bullshit that they drug him through the mud for this anon is exactly correct why would they have public porn movies if it wasn't to jerk off to how moronic. if you're going to persecute someone it should be the theaters showing porn to the public like that shit's normal
Yep, this is exactly it. He went to a theater to jerk off, obviously not a big deal, and probably one of the workers there thought it was funny that it was pee-wee herman, so they called the cops and wrecked his career for shits and giggles. It is so fricked up.
Did they really expect you to go watch a porno for an hour and just leave the theater with a boner and not jerk off
Like any of you haven't done the same shit.
This is so harmless compared to literal rapists in Hollywood. Pee wee was a good guy.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T COOM DURING A PORNO
Why are Americans like this
A theatre literally made to do what he went there to do, lmao
Humans are creatures of outrage and always have been
>Paul Reubens
PENIS INSPECTION IS REAL
Fricking hell.
Fricking Puritans should have all gone down with their ship.
Wait, so he was engaged in active homosexual acts with the other gentlemen or just whacking it to a gay porno?
Also, anybody remember Mystery Men?
One of the best
he was best as hamburger man
>IM NOT SORRY
kek forgot about this. he is also the waiter at the fancy restaurant in Blues Brothers.
Came to post this. Thanks. RIP.
>PAGING MR HERMAN
I guess he took the call lads.
jesus frick, could you post a more crappy version? theres HD versions available you moron
The only capeshit I would call Kino. F.
Paul Rubenfeld as Brap-Man
I mean, he probably was. That's the whole reason anyone goes to those theaters.
https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/paul-reubens-pee-wee-playhouse-star-arrested-1991-article-1.2571832
It was straight pornography
>The theater was showing the movie "Nancy Nurse," Turn Up the Heat" and "Tiger Shark."
all 3 are kino
the man had great taste
these ones?
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=nurse+nancy/year=1991/nurse-nancy.htm
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=turn+up+the+heat+%28new%29/year=1991/turn-up-the-heat-%28new%29.htm
https://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=catalina+five-0%3a+tiger+shark/year=1990/catalina-five-0%3a-tiger-shark.htm
good taste tbh
It was straight porn. Paul wasn't gay, Pee Wee was just a character Paul played.
Who could forget The Spleen?
legitimately a beautiful movie
Are you being serious? The point is this creep did children's entertainment
the guy in the barney suit was could have been jerking off trannies on weekends, who cares, he wasnt being public with it, and as far as im concerned, jerking in a dark theater meant for jerking isnt public either
The Barney suit actor was basically a black John Redcorn that fricked a ton of women through tantric sex massage therapy.
>The Barney suit actor was basically a black John Redcorn that fricked a ton of women through tantric sex massage therapy.
WTF I LOVE BARNEY NOW
wasnt that Elmo?
No, Elmo was a gay man that got accused of grooming teenagers.
I didn’t realize you weren’t allowed to jerk off or have sex when you have a job in children’s entertainment. May as well get a divorce and cut your dick off.
Haha difference between doing stuff in private like a normal person or going to jerk off in theatres and then saying to the police you'll do a kid's gig to clear this up you contrairian homosexual
It was a porn theater, you autist.
The 30 foot deep lightless, windowless gooncave hadn't been invented yet.
I have really bad news for you, kid. Robin Williams had sex and had a daughter
I dont even like Reddit Williams
Who do you like?
Any actor who's not reddit.
If you can't tell that anon is a joyless homosexual who hates everyone including himself.
The guy who played Harry Potter also did a stage play where he's naked for the last ten minutes of it, should he be arrested and shunned for it?
That was for Art
Yes
Fricking butthole.
But it's ok if children endure a reading session by mental illness in colorful attaire, right?
Children's media is inundated with transgender folxs thoughever
The show ended its run at that point and he was in an adult theater, I don't blame him for doing that
he gooned in a designated gooning zone, and you want to fault him for it?
He should ha e been a drag queen for story hours instead, right?
Who cares? He is allowed to have a private life as long as it doesn’t bleed into his work
you're a moron
>jerk it quietly in some theatre literally covered in semen.
>Cops burst through the doors and arrest you.
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I'm thinking I don't want kids being raised in a nation where firing off some knuckle children in private is a crime they arrest you for.
I get that you're a puritan who is totally grossed out, but he wasn't on a street corner or at his show, he was fricking horny and made a horny decision, not worth ruining his TV career over when there are people like Charlie Sheen knowingly giving starlets HIV for fun.
Can't forgive Chucko for that one. On the plus side, maybe one of his partners is the mother of the HIV cure baby.
were they showing child pornografy on the cinema?
no right?
atleast he came to adults like a normal person
What sick shit do you do privately? You're an angel, right?
You will never get a sticky.
There were still porno theaters in the 90’s?
Cinemaphile should be proof positive even pervs like to hang out together
like a 21 gun salute?
there's still a porno theater in my old neighborhood and as far as I know it's just a place for old gay guys to meet each other
I'm not sure if they were always gay cruising spots in the past or if that happened over time as internet porn became more common
it was more common in the past because gay people can use apps to meet up now
unequivocally Reubens was jammed up by the media, poor guy got savagely fricked over times 10 for the horrible sin of making entertainment that everyone could enjoy
His first public appearance after his arrest was great. Came out on stage at some awards show as Pee-Wee and said, "Heard any good jokes lately?"
He was targeted and seriously doubt he was jerking off, but even if he was, who cares?
imagine not only paying for porn, but also getting busted for jerking off.
Sex workers are still people. They deserve credit in order to live in a house.
This happened in the early 90s, there was no internet. Although he was also an a-list celebrity at the time, you'd think he'd have an easy enough time getting p/bussy
I think he banged Elvira.
>all these people asking why jerking off in a porno theater is stigmatized
Back in the day you were supposed to admire the stuff and store it in your mind to jerk off to later. Did you expect Travis Bickle is start jerking his pickle during that theater scene? He simply watched it.
PeeWee is (was) a creep for breaking this convention just to have a sliver of immediate gratification. Literal chimp behavior, couldn’t keep it in his pants.
>Did you expect Travis Bickle is start jerking his pickle during that theater scene?
Did we see the same movie?
I don't get it.
Why didn't he just buy and old timey porno tape and pop it into the VHS player.
Because he was a voyeur and wanted the thrill of being caught to get off, also liked little boys
that's it? i thought this guy was a convicted pedophile
You’d think, right?
When was he a convicted pedophile?
I apparently can't into punctuation. please disregard
Hell no. He was never too odd. He got shat on hard.
He was way cooler than he let on. He hung out with the early LA punk scene and had friends. Wasn't some incel or creep or something.
him and that red head actor from beetlejuice are, i think peewee got it thrown out.
what is the point of a porno theater if you aren't supposed to jerk off
Fricking this. What the hell are you supposed to do with it. Did guys seriously run home to jerk off.
This:
Bottom feeders like pee wee are what ruined the social grace of the porn theatre.
>watch porn
>get arrested for jerking off to it
What happened to this country baka
This story always gets me. What else are you gonna do at a porno theatre? Are you supposed to go to a porno theatre in a silk bathrobe & satin slippers, smoking a pipe while snacking on fine cheese, white crackers & red wine?
Insane how his career was ruined over something on the same level as finding out that girls poop
what is even the point of a porn theater if no one is allowed to jerk off
All penises are free, but some penises are more free than others
>adult movie theater
so he was in a glory hole booth
>Reubens told them "I'm Pee-wee Herman"
According to sources he was still jerking off when he said this
>PUT THE DICK DOWN PEE WEE
I'm still shocked that a man jerking it in a porno theatre was national news back in the day.
Trump has literally raped children and people still want him as the president.
>Trump has literally raped children
What a strange way to spell hunter biden
Yes, yes, and the lizard men have moon base.
Our current president smells children on national television publicly and couldn’t begin to remember if he rapes them.
Trump has never raped anyone
>jerking off while watching a film at an adult movie theater
so literally nothing? I thought it was an AMC or some shit
You think our kinoplex theater jannies have it bad, imagine working at this shit, cleaning cum and disease off the back of chairs.
my friends family owned a porn store and he had to clean the booths and he would always change the subject when id ask him how he liked sponging spooge
imagine if you found a bucket of cum glazed popcorn on one of the seats haha that would be so gross
I worked at one in Amsterdam when I lived there for a few months once. They had one of those rooms where a woman is on a spinning bed, with 12 rooms with viewing windows circling it. Those booths were another level of goon grime let me tell you. Free show while working tho that was nice. Dunno why pee wee didn't just go 'dam
If I remember he was visiting his parents at the time so he probably wanted to go somewhere he thought was safe to watch porn and jerk off. The cops were huge dicks in all this just trying to get easy arrest by hitting up a porn theater.
Kids really don't understand how extremely conservative American society was back in the 90s especially since everything got a lot more progressive since the 2010s.
>If I remember he was visiting his parents at the time so he probably wanted to go somewhere he thought was safe to watch porn and jerk off.
Is he literally /ourguy/?
>how extremely conservative American society was back in the 90s
So America was based?
If it had been some other celebrity like a musician or sports star it probably wouldn't be quite as big a deal, but since Reubens primarily did children's entertainment, it creeped out parents and destroyed his reputation forever.
To this day I still see people saying he was a "pedo" because they don't even know or remember what actually happened other than it was something sexual.
fred willard did the same thing and it didn't seem to affect his career and rep nearly as bad
Zoomers will quite literally never understand how different America was 35 years ago. This was the same time when Congress literally held hearings discussing the moral decay of America because Bart Simpson was rude to Homer and said 'eat my shorts'. That's the environment PeeWee caught his charge in.
I miss when Pokemon was the devil
that era baffles me, like, how can you be that alert to societal decay in that arena, whilst completely ignoring government overreach, corruption, the tyranny and destruction the Federal reserve causes, the unjust wars for profit, the THOUSANDS of horrific things the US gov did to its own people and the world during those days, while you sperg out about a fricking cartoon boy and try to ban rock music?
It's called propaganda sir. Normal people don't have the time to spend hours doing their own research. The father providing for his family might have 30 minutes to sit down and watch the evening news. There was no internet or any other way to get true information on what was happening in the world.
The corruption is literally why they went after those soft targets. Gotta focus on “the real enemy”
>“the real enemy”
muh violent vidya games
Janet Reno had kids to murder dude, she had a schedule to keep.
>harry potter was associated with witchcraft
>mfw I watch 35 seconds of big mouth or any children's tv show
Now all those potterheads are gay and into witchcraft. So I guess Pat Robertson got the last laugh.
he also collected vintage porn, including formorly legal kiddie porn, the guy was a pedo coomer
He was unironically a pedo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Reubens#Early_life
You're a gay for even thinking this. A scumbag gay. He just enjoyed jerking off after watching porn.
Uhhh based???
>m.
Mobile moron detected
seems real. he was 70 and died of cancer. whatever.
>it’s real
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🙁
R.i.P in peace pee wee herman
>Sticky
when he jerked off in the theater?
I'll bet it was
My parents wouldn't lot me watch PeeWee stuff because he jerk offs in public. Probably was for the best.
Fug. I got really into Pee Wee's big adventure last year
He deserves a sticky
Todays secret word is: HOSPICE!
Another vaxx victim. When will people learn?
this man was my entire childhood
mods for the love of God, STICKY
Who?
Rest in Peace, Mr. Reubens
i could barely stomach 50 seconds. do you really enjoy this?
Leave, zoomie.
Zoomers leave
gonna jack off in a theater later in tribute
rip king
Paul Reubens was a great actor
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Big Adventure is a desert isle movie for me. If I could still feel anythign I would feel very sad today. I'm sorry you're gone, Paul. I hope you are somewhere better. RIP.
what will happen to his vintage pedomag collection?
>died of cancer at 70
70 is too early, but at least he made it that long. too many people are dying of cancer at an early age.
damn homie was 70
rip young blood
This guy is a pedophile. No sticky mods.
>he says while posting on Cinemaphile
>buy a pile of old porn videos
>one of them in said pile might be illegal
>you're supposed to know and notify the police
yeah ok
That won't hold up in the court of law, pedo.
Literally whooooooOOOOOOoooooo?
HA Ha ( in peewee style laugh)
GAY homosexual MODS
STICKEE FOR PEE WEE
Dicks out for Pee Wee
This movie is incredible to this day
That got Burton on the map
it's not the same knowing this is his o-face
Separate the art from the artist. Peewee is pure, a loner, a rebel
I will never forget the Alamo because of this movie
a childhood classic
RIP, Pee-wee. You brought joy to millions. Now off to that Big Top in the sky.
Shit, didn't see that cumming.
Pee Wee’s death scene in the buffy movie was the best
Real
WHO?
kid show host in the 90s. his career ended when he was caught jacking off in a movie theater.
Imagine my surprise that the kids show presenter turned out to be a weird pervert
This NEVER happens
Porn movie theater**
It was a porn theater. You literally go there to jack off.
It wasn't even necessarily for kids, it was more like a prototype adult swim show
>prototype adult swim show
probably the most accurate description ever written.
It actually aired on adult swim too
No, it was a fricking kids show. You could make that argument for the movies but the show is just a basic ass kids show. Go rewatch it, there is nothing adult about it. It’s innocent.
There was some innuendo but yeah it was like a preschool kids show. But a lot more interesting than something like Dora the Explorer because it was so weird.
>kids show host
Not really. He had an adult HBO special of his live stage play that was dirty, then a movie (Tim Burton's best) then a Saturday morning kids show that was similar to the live HBO special, but not dirty. "Host" implies a talk show or variety show.
Pee Wee's Playhouse was in the 80s.
nonce
Vax status?
He had cancer
Reminder that anyone calling him a pedophile is just projecting.
Remember when the mods didn’t put a sticky up for Christopher Lee?
Anyone have the list?
I appreciate the support, Cinemaphile, but I am alive and well! I'm currently enjoying Starbucks's mocha flavored K-Pod coffee with a donut. Please, go about your day as you all were, but thank you so much again!
>Starbucks's mocha flavored K-Pod
I should purchase these. Thanks for the suggestion, PeeWee!
Why the frick haven't we cured cancer yet? Like you think it would be high priority. Is it just an impossible task?
There's no money in a cure
Based Chris Rock disciple.
Dont ya like rice?!?
Reddit take
>There's no money in a cure
yeah, everyone has heard of this but working in a lab proves it
i left the industry because of it, money drives everything and fantastic discoveries get bought up by pharma and shelved because theres no profit in it
humanity is doomed as long as money exists
Are you moronic? There is all of the fricking money in the world for a cure. The people who invent a cure would be the richest motherfrickers on the planet.
it's a function of entropy, you can't fundamentally alter the laws of thermodynamics
then all those poor oncologists and doctors will go bankrupt we cant have that...
modern medicine is only 30-40 years old. we used to lobotomize people until the 70s lol. medicine was pseudoscience for a long time.
medicine is still trying to break away from pseudoscience too. chiropracters should be arrested for peddling poison.
>muh gender affirming surgery
I've got some bad news for you anon
Cancer is an industry much like war.
>Why the frick haven't we cured cancer yet
Because it's impossible. "Cancer" is an ambiguous term since it describes a group of thousands of different malignancies which inevitably build up a myriad of resistances to thousands of different treatments over the long term thanks to near-constant genetic mutations due to the absence of the original cell's tumor suppressor gene. If you want to go literal, the only true """cure""" is death, because that's when the disease stops proliferating.
>inb4 muh cannabis
A fool's dream. It can only delay the growth of new tumors for so long, but the end is still the same. Multicellular lifeforms were never meant to live forever, and cancer acts as biological stopwatch to prevent overpopulation of a species.
The only conceivable "cure" would be nanobots in the blood, able to detect and destroy anomalous cells before they proliferate. Essentially radiotherapy but without damage to other cells Even gene therapy would just reduce hereditary causes of cancer.
>nanobots in the blood
Frick off with that CIA shit.
>The only conceivable "cure" would be nanobots in the blood, able to detect and destroy anomalous cells before they proliferate.
Anon, that's literally what your NK cells do. You make hundreds to thousands of cancer cells purely by accident every day when a cell fricks up in division. The NK cells sole purpose is to look out for them and destroy those cells on sight. You "get" cancer when your NK misses some of them long enough for them to be given time to grow.
Fun fact, the reason men have to be checked for prostate cancer is because the NK cells don't look for cancer in the prostate. Why? Because it would identify the semen you produce as a foreign object in the body and destroy it, meaning if the NK cells watched the prostate, literally all men would be rendered infertile. Same with the woman's reproductive organs, hence why so many women get breast cancer.
Another place your body famously doesn't do any self-checking for cancer cells is the eyes but thankfully ocular cancer is pretty damn rare.
The science-cult moron spews a bunch of fricking moronation. Free radicals are not natural, but created by cellular corruption due to eating goyslop and injecting science juice up your gay ass. Tortoises have a mechanism that destroys cancer cells in their body, and therefore never get cancer and live to be a hundred fricking years old. You can literally destroy cancer with meditation and thought. Go frick yourself, NPC moron. You are the cause of suffering by enabling the most corrupt pieces of shit in the medical industry.
>You can literally destroy cancer with meditation and thought.
try meditating your aids away
Why is the body so dumb? Immune system kills itself. Body grows tumors and white blood cells just ignore it. Average body IQ is lower than an inner cidy jogger.
Agreed 100%. From what I can tell, it seems like the only way we'll ever "cure" cancer is to have gene therapy reach such an advanced level that individual cells can be targeted and "fixed"/altered to return them to normal function, and to have that be cost-effective. Sci-fi shit, and at that point we're basically talking about immortality.
actual immunology scientist here working on certain antibodies (My name is on the Rituximab patent)
You'd be surprised that certain tumors/growths aren't targeted by your immune system, while others excrete enzymes that cut antibodies and receptors making it impossible to target them. We have ideas but it's incredibly complex to beat this and target them, without causing toxicity towards healthy cells, the immune system overall, or liver/kidney issues from the cells being killed destroyed - and this is for non-metastatic stage just for liver/lung.
>making it impossible to target them
not true but youre not really even trying, most people who aren't senators or VIPs dont even get the luxury of a genetic profile of their biopsy
I meant 'making it impossible for your immune system to target them naturally'.
Please come down and do some in vivo for us
>Please come down and do some in vivo for us
frick no, mouse torturers get haunted by the ghosts of thousands of dead mice
No anon, I meant, YOU shall be the invivo host
i already probably have a few plasmids integrated into my fingers, yeah sure nitrile will stop DMSO they said
lmao, when people touch DMSO without gloves then complain they can taste stuff
also I admit this is the worst part of my job, in order to ease or erase human suffering, I have to kill a frick ton of mice. It sucks.
Honestly sounds way too complicated to have naturally evolved. I think cancer is God's/deaths/whatever created the universes design to keep living things in check. It's the ultimate weapon that can't be beat. Basically if you can beat cancer you are at the stage to become the next God.
>cancer acts as biological stopwatch to prevent overpopulation of a species
evolution doesn't work like that you pseud, we simply didn't evolve longevity because 99% of us would be dead by age 50 even if we didn't age
>evolution doesn't work like that
It's not evolution, cancer and death is designed. Think about why there are so many stories about immortality and the fountain of youth and they are almost all tragedies.
The divines have declared that nothing can live forever. To do otherwise would cause an imbalance in nature that would destroy everything.
Alright, go back to chopping off part of your dick to satisfy sky daddy.
You'd basically have to figure out a way to make cells immortal so they no longer had to divide
do you even know the average percent profit margin on chemotherapy and radiation cancer "treatments"?
RIP
too bad people will always bring up the whole jerking off thing
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The christmas special was lit af.
Disgusting man
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Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsmFg7CD1Pg
Large marge got him. F
>Sticky
he’s made a lot of things sticky during his lifetime, including children
he's gonna jerk off in the big porn theatre in the sky now
GET OUTTA BEEEEED
THERE'LL BE NO MORE NYAAAAPPIIIIIIN'
so long homosexual
israeli pervert
>Wish? Did somebody say wish?
F
but seriously
why is everyone getting cancer
Cause human beings live longer now then ever before
They're old and there are no new stars to fill up the celebrity gossip rags.
Lots of people get cancer, its a leading cause of death behind heart disease and has been for a long time. It's also difficult to avoid in modern times because of loose chemical pollutants in the air, water and soil, and if you're American, in half the food sold at the store
Look at this fricking noob. Bet his grandparents are still alive.
It's fricking crazy. Had a co-worker in her mid 30s, nice person ever, one day she said "i thnk i'm going to on sick leave for a few days", 3 months later she was dead. And now my other co-worker in her ealy 20s is battling it as well and it's not looking good. If she dies i think i'm going to fricking quit, i'm getting paranoid as hell.There must be something in the shit we're eating or something man
we'll never know anon.
Humans aren't built to live past 50.
Why do you think women dry up around that age?
Medical technology keeping us alive for longer causes us to witness the horror of the body's inability to maintain itself past our programmed age limit.
Cancer is like rust on an old car in a salty climate. No matter how well you maintain it, falling apart is inevitable
>t.goyslop peddler
So, you blowing your brains out in your 50s, or late 40s?
there's more 20s - 40s year old getting cancer. maybe something in the water?
Google: microplastics
seed oils are basically edible asbestos and they're in everything
How do I avoid sneed oil? My chefs tell me to use olive oil generously
read the labels, and good luck
they put canola and sunflower in things which you wouldnt even believe
i just got some mayo that has olive oil and it still has canola in it and says "contains bioengineered ingredients"
living in america is hell
moderation...used in moderation its harmless. I currently work for people who know what they are talking about so you can true me
vaxxed?
endless cellphone radiation and radio EVERYWHERE
now people have wifi directly by their crotches when they carry their cellphones around
Found the highlander
Cancer has always been one of the most common ways to die if a war isn't going on where you live. What kind of cancer just changes with the time.
Mutations and metabolic waste. Over time, the body's ability to delete mutant cells and/or replace them falls apart(due to the ordered chaos of R/DNA replication), and metabolic waste build-up speeds it up. The fricking Hayflick limit/telomere truncation due to the above replication chaos is like playing Russian roulette with 1 bullet in 1 billion chambers, and every minute of your life, one chamber gets removed.
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The poor fruit salad is a widow now 🙁
He was married to ice cream soup you secondary
When you get to Heaven, tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.
Based trip-blessed conveyor of respect. The Spleen is one of the funniest characters ever.
RIP to a legend
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STICKEE FOR PEE WEE
The Netflix movie was pretty good
It sucked, lacked any of the whimsy of the original movies and made Pee Wee obsessed with a b tier celeb for some reason. I barely remember anything about it
F
F.
What song would be used at the funeral?
Tequila as they lower him into the ground
Drake - Sticky
As an elaborate series of contraptions moves the coffin to the hole
Nice.
goodnight.. sweet prince ;-;
RIP to the OG sigma male
Who?
>still no sticky
*cucks shotgun*
Like the theater seats
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Hits hard
NOOOOOOOO PEEWEE RIP
>Reubens
Most likely a paedo
did he died?
RIP mate
i reminded me of the most American version possible of a goofy dude. watch vid rel for an actual fun and goofy character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OWB4k-YXJUM&t=49m18s
Pee-wee is EXTREMELY American, he's a character specifically obsessed with American kitsch culture of the 50s onward. A big part of his early act was just bringing out old American novelty toys and showing them off. It would make perfect sense to me for a non-American to find the character totally confusing.
RIP PEE WEE
F for him and his bike.
Goodbye sweet prince
Rip. He really loved kids.
.. yeeah
Damn you vaccine!!!
Everything about him is major cringe no cap and this thread is cringe on god.
Farewell, Paul Rubenfeld
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He's not dead, he just went to Alamo's cemeterybasement.
Who got the last laugh, pee wee?
He never got that bike
I had fun watching PeeWee's playhouse on Adult Swim in the 2000s. I would've loved a slightly more adult version of PeeWee's playhouse sadly that never happened.
There was a stage show performance that was more adult from like the seventies. He had mirror shoes to look up skirts.
RIP. It’s a real shame he made that last film- it was TERRIBLE. Not the best note to go out on.
Fricking RIP
Hope he's meeting up with Phil Hartman again.
;_;
frick andy dick
F(ap)
Rest well. I watched his shows, loved him in Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
He's with large marge now
how the frick did laurence fishburne outlive pee wee? I swear I thought dude was older when they were doing playhouse together.
One got the vax one didn't
>ATTENTION
I've literally never watched Pee Wee Herman.
That is all
Where’s the sticky mods
Fricking hell.
I keep replaying the Bane part and can't stop laughing
We are in an era where our legends are dying. RIP Pee-Wee.
Bros...
chantix did this
Fricking shit almost got ME, I lost 30 lbs. in two weeks because I couldn't eat while I was on it.
But you'll quit smoking, alright. That it works for.
Again?
troony
reminder a superior version of playhouse exist for anyone thinking to bing pee wee
Her name is Bing Pi Wi?
That barbenheimer sticky was a joke
More like a “”””””joke””””””
Like actually sucking a dick to make a joke about being gay
>it was an IRONIC marketing campaign, chud
fuuuuuuuuuu
>Paul Reubens (/ˈruːbənz/; born Rubenfeld
Alexa, bring up the 'early life' section.
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RIP
NOOOO RIP
STICKY NAO!!!
His schizo esoteric occult playground blasted the minds of millions of children.
>His schizo esoteric occult playground expanded the minds of millions of children.
Fixed.
So. What's the word of the day, Cinemaphile?
Death!
if you didn't grow up with pee wee you had a shitty childhood
thanks for everything
>anons on a literal website that gets cheese pizza posted every 10 seconds are criticizing pee wee for jerking himself off in an adult movie theatre like any normal person would do
bro was a raging hetero that entertained gen X and millennial babies with quality children's programing, and you guys want to shit on him for tugging his meat during a time when internet porn was non existent.
>for jerking himself off in an adult movie theatre like any normal person would do
""""""Normal"""""
>Random Bane anniversary
imagine coming to Cinemaphile to complain about motherfricking Baneposting
r i p
Services will be held in the basement of the Alamo.
honestly the funniest post so far
RIP Paul, you magnificent bastard
I remember him best from this.
Compli-ACK
I saw his original Pee-Wee Herman Show on HBO in the early 80, with Phil Hartman as the Captain Carl. I also remember him from bit pats in the first few Cheech & Chong movies.
He was also the rookie pilot droid on the original Star Tours ride.
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Sam Kinison is burning in Hell still going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See ya later jerk offr!
i really thought this was fake, Cinemaphile actually got it before wikipedia for once
anyways, i guess that means the vax is working
Dropping in from /tg/ to say I'll pour one out for him.
Rest in peace
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Remember when Adult Swim aired a marathon of Pee-wee's Playhouse in like 2007?
Who tha frick is that homie
It finally caught up to him.....
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So long
I hope we get some fan art of Pee Wee riding his bike to heaven
Reminder he was a israelite
In this case, go frick yourself with the israelite shit.
If he was, he was the only acceptable one.
He was a the rare good one like Kubrick
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Make a sticky, it'll last longer
Obscure Pee-Wee fact:
He did a rap on an unreleased 12" club mix of Jimmy Salvemini – Roll It
Allegedly a result of Luther Vandross and Paul Reubens secret relationship.
Cool, thanks homie.
i'm gonna go and jerk off in a movie theater to margo robbies feet in honor of him
Dude fricked prime Elvira. He'll always be based in my book.
RIP in pepperoni
Anon, Elvira is a lesbian.
She was his beard.
Yes. The miles of dick she took were just a joke now that's she's trying to cash in on the homosexual demographic.
Elvira also fricked Tom Jones and Elvis (separately) when she was a Vegas titty dancer.
elvira was a hot piece of ass
Before, or after she got the burn scarring?
Respect to him for putting his peewee in her, man
Does no one remember his cameo on Eyes Wide Shut?
PEE-WEE'S LAST BIG STICKY THREAD
>sticky
>Only 300 posts
Cinemaphile is dead and literally who?
he was buck larforge in dunstin checks in you fricking moron
fricking love that movie
Cinemaphile checking in to pay respect
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT.
>DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
My first sticky 🙂
>not fishing for easy stickies on Cinemaphile during gaming events
frick off homosexual
Please don't bring negativity to my first sticky 🙂
Stick to the script Barbie army! DONT GET DISTRACTED
I hated this mother fricker so much. I look STRIKINGLY like him so i was (still am) constantly called pee wee herman. You can obviously see how this is derogatory since the character Pee-wee Herman has always been sort of viewed as a creepy character. Not helped by Paul Reubans public masturbation stunt. God the actor isnt even ugly, so it might not generally be a bad thing to look like him if his iconic character wasnt such a pervy joke.
grow a beard, homosexual, and dye your hair.
>grow a beard
I cant my facial hair is so shitty
>dye your hair
Fricking what? Both of these would make me look even more laughable.
>I can't believe he jerk offd in an ADULT THEATER, he should've been LOCKED UP FOREVER
All of you saying this are missing the point. You were supposed to view, admire, and save it for the spank bank later in the theatre. Not literally get naked and Jack off right there and make the seats sticky. That's what private booths are for. Idiots
You must be gay.
He introduced the world to Tim Burton and Danny Elfman
Danny Elfman was in oingo boingo
He had a full long life
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Imagine you built your entire career as an edgy dude who made insanely popular kids shows for both kids and adults and especially weird dudes that do psychedelics.
Then it's ruined because you have a porn addiction and you live in a time before the internet where you can get completely naked and watch whatever you want in the safety of your own home and you get caught touching your dick in in the dark at a movie theater where that's normal.
What a tragic existence.
He was visiting his parents. He def had a gooncave at his real house.
His career was ruined because he was a CHILDRENs entertainer who got caught doing an ADULT thing.
He was never able to segue into more mature work after aging out of Pee Wee.
Except all the times he did
He was a comedian. His gag was "kid show with adult subtext" and it got turned into a straight up kids show. But his comic act was always adult oriented.
Even Pee Wee's Playhouse had adult jokes.
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS: "SNEED"
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TODAY'S SECRET WORD, RIGHT??
SNEED
REAL
LOUD
feed and frick xD
Peewee's playhouse is unironic kino
rest in fricking peace you sicko
rip
Francis won.
he also invented the Poop Tube
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>Paul Reubens
I remember him from Batman and Gotham
Oh cool. Some other Cinemaphile poster that knows Bat-Mite
I meant Batman Returns
Oh yeah, Penguin's father
Batman does not eat nachos!
A-yo PeePee, I'm tired of you duckin' me man, I want my frickin money
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There are less than five people on this entire fricking board that know what either of those are. Fricking moronic zoomers don't even know Pee-Wee, like they're going to know Forbidden Zone lol.
No idea who Forbidden Zone are but I remember Oingo Boing from that pedo song they made.
I really hope before he died, he fake died. Then said "AHAA AHAHAHAHAA gotcha."
Then died.
Oh man. That sucks. I still remember when my dad told me about his peewee theater adventure and getting arrested. Seems like it was just 3 decades ago. Wait, he was already 40 by then. Dude looked like hew was in his late 20s.
Poor Dottie...
You mean, poor cutie amiright
Still would
I'm gonna miss this guy like your wouldn't believe
You’ll completely forget he existed in a week.
Sticky a convicted pedophile. Great job mods.
RIP King
I can't find a working torrent of Big Adventure that doesn't have a fat watermark in the middle of the screen. Who has it?
I know you're dead, but what am I?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen something Paul Reubens was in that wasn’t kino. Great actor and entertainer. RIP
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he had to get it on
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RIP
He's jerking off in the porno theater with the angels in heaven now
Shit I remember watching him when I was I kid... RIP
>Gay Black person from HBO's vampire soap opera
lafayette was based but this post always makes me laugh
damn
He looked pretty good for 70
He's wearing so much makeup in this photo that it's basically a mask of his face.
Never heard of this guy. Is he a Mr. Bean for ameritards?
Not really. His whole schtick was screeching and being hyperactive.
more like a real life spongebob
He’s been reunited with the king of cartoons 🙁
So pee wee Herman was a pedophile. I didn't know that
girl or boy?
Boy, he a gay
He wasn't.
He had a thing for collecting large boxes of Polaroids as some sort of hobby cause he thought keeping old memories alive was a form of art. Some of those boxes had pics of kids in the bathtub and shit. Hence why the charge was a misdemeanor. He wasn't wacking off to those tub pics and actually didn't even know he had most of the ones they found as he had literally hundreds of thousands of random Polaroids.
>it’s not a crime officer I just collect these videos of baby rape. It’s a hobby!
That’s not an accurate paraphrasing of that post
Sounds like John Podesta
>He had a thing for collecting large boxes of Polaroids as some sort of hobby cause he thought keeping old memories alive was a form of art. Some of those boxes had pics of kids in the bathtub. It wasn't for wacking it just memories bro.
They were strangers’ polaroids?
homosexuals will keep him a pedo as they did for MJ
The fact he had so many specifically of boys, and the fact he generally collected gay erotica, tells me enough
>The fact he had so many specifically of boys
They never released the contents of his collection or even specifically described what it is that they claimed was CP so I know you're just making shit up for the impressionable zoomers ITT to repeat later.
Hey man, I know what I had
You're dead Pee Wee. Go home to Dottie.
Well afaik whenever I hear about the situation basically everyone, and Reubens himself, describe exclusively males and possibly problematic male imagery. Could be wrong though
Maybe I shouldn't have used to the term 'boys' but rather males since maybe they were twinks idk
If it was actual porn content he wouldn’t have got off so easy. Getting away with a misdemeanor gives us a pretty clear picture that it was at worst, nudity.
Was he beating his dick to it? Probably. But that doesn’t change that it wasn’t explicitly porn
I always took it as he just didn't want to deal with another circus so gave up and took some BS misdemeanor and moved on. In order to be CP it has to be sexual acts with the sole purpose of causing sexual arousal. If simple possession of partially nude pics of under 18s was illegal like 2/3rds of Brooke Shields' career would be illegal to possess.
From what I have read, it was literal ancient erotica, like late 1800s photos of people that were “possibly” underage. They couldn’t even make the firm determination because pictures were such shit quality back then.
With that in mind, the question is who tried to have him taken out, because the cops don’t just psychically know about your 100 year old porn stash, someone had to tip them off
because of jeffrey jones they were searching his friends houses
It doesn't help that essentially the most serious charge you can possibly acquire in modern society is possession of CP, and the legal standard of CP is 'i know it when i see it'. That's what happens when a judicial body decides something is illegal instead of a legislature actually criminalizing it sensibly. Reminder the Supreme Court unilaterally decided CP was illegal in the early 80s.
>someone had to tip them off
Another actor was under trial for actually trying to frick underage girls, he was selling out anyone he could and peewee had the theater thing hanging around his neck so it was supposed to be a slam dunk
it's funny because you can just go to japanese mixed onsens to see naked e-girls for a small fee
Reminder Jamie Lee Curtis had a prominently placed picture of a naked child in a tub in her home. But she's a woman so everyone rushed to defend her.
This man was a hero.
He kept millions of kids from doing drugs with his stunning and brave PSA.
Now he will finally meet large marge again.
> November 2002, while filming David LaChapelle's video for Elton John's "This Train Don't Stop There Anymore", Reubens learned that police were at his home with a search warrant, acting on a tip from a witness in the pornography case against actor Jeffrey Jones,[74] finding among over 70,000 items of kitsch memorabilia, two grainy videotapes, and dozens of photographs that the city attorney's office characterized as a collection of child pornography.[1]
>Reubens later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines, and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[1] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[29] Reubens said that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography he considered to be innocent art, and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was, in fact, a judgmental point of view. Reubens described the nude images as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts.[29]
It's just art bro!
>Being an avid collector, Reubens often purchased bulk lots, and one of his vintage magazine dealers declared that "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought, and he recalled Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage 1960s material, but not things featuring kids".
Oh so he was a pedophile. I now regret feeling sorry for his death.
What the frick, why is his cp collection not common knowledge but wacking off in a porn theater is
Narrowly avoided fates
>such as photographic studies of teen nudes.
woodchipper
He earned those kids
What are the odds Pee Wee is on the Epstein logs
Like I said he earned those kids
It’s a hobby!
And for a long time Peter O'Toole was on that list. And it took years until the jannies finally gave him a sticky cause they were tired of all the "Oooooo" ghost memes
Frick, I missed these memes
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>The Hapsberg line has ended.
>You can pick up your gift bags at ze coat check.
Probably the best one-off character 30 Rock ever did.
The best comedians always have to go early
I watched the frick out of his Christmas special on VHS. But I can't remember if my parents bought it or recorded it.
zoomers will NEVER understand
Meche leche hi, meche HO HO HO
Pee-Do Herman
i know some paul reubens megafans who saw him live in a peri-covid tour he did. i am given to understand that he spoke pretty openly about the porno theater incident. he was passionately dedicated to being funny and bringing joy into people's lives, and that shadow hanging over him kinda fricked him up, by his own admission. he was a real one and i am pouring one out for him ;_;7
The only true travesty on that list is Don Fricking Rickles
RIP
Loved his show as a kid and the movie too.
Same here.
I loved watching Pee Wee's Playhouse and the movie growing up.
it was a masterpiece of a show, so funny and creative. the definition of SOUL. RIP to a legend.
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Heh, just like the seat in that pornographic theater he jerk offd in
Tequila!
pour one out for paul
If you want to see him in an evil, smarmy role, check out Tron Uprising
God this looks so bad
It’s kino
How so? Elaborate on your opinion.
>all the kids in this thread that don't know who Pee-wee is
It's unironically over.
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>sayonara niiggaa
sayonara homie
to both Paul and Stamper
he might as well be dead too
>posts a video with his home address on an electric bill
Dude has been off the deep end for a while
Rip in peaces to the guy who taught me to never jerk off in a theater.
RIP Pee-wee
So long Pee-Wee. Another little piece of my childhood gone.
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>he was charged with possessing child porn in the early 2000s and pleaded down to a lesser charge. There was some debate about whether what he was in possession of would be considered child porn or not. They never revealed to the public what exactly it was, though. But Reubens did say that he was a collector of erotica, which included nudes of teens.
>He ended up having years where he couldn't be in the presence of minors and had to register with the police.
Yikes I had no idea… I only heard about the theatre thing.
you don't get a misdemeanor for hardcore cheese pizza. it seems likely the situation is exactly what he described it as. there was a few photos that they tried to ruin his life over. real pedophiles always re offend also
Was scared that ye was actually a pedo but this post makes sense so I think it isn't the case
He just bought thousands of porn magazines in bulk and a couple of them had softcore cp (which he wasn't aware of). He's innocent.
um actually it turned out that was art, moron
But officer, she was a 3000 year old demon!
Thread theme:
>These literalwhos didn't get a sticky but these other literalwhos did? How could this
>Happen to meee?
Frick. RIP to a great, hysterical man.
They were vintage art photos!
HEY THERE HEY THERE YOU HEY THERE!!
OOoooOOoooOOOOoo
I'm still searching for my sticky
>I am tired of Cinemaphile. These anons. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their schizophrenia.
Mods did eventually give him one but it was many months after the fact.
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>didn't get a sticky: people I don't insult
>did get a sticky: people I do insult
cool story, bro
>dozens of celebrities die
>no sticky
>one gets a sticky
>check early life
>convicted israeli pedophile
janny pls
you fricking moron
Wow you're a massive homosexual
Wasnt it a porn theater? Thats what they are designed to do right? And the illegal porn, could see the same thing on this site sometimes
The porn theater is a distraction for the real crime which was possession of CP. People remember him as the guy who jerked off in a theater, not the guy who is a convicted sex pest
The theater thing happened in 1991, alleged CP was in 2001 from what I am reading itt
Jamie lee curtis prominently displays CP in her house and somehow still gets to be in movies. How do you square that circle?
Her son is a troony so that helps.
F.
F, Gonna miss ol' Pee Wee.
im the inventor of kino's
Dick status? jerk offd
RIP
t. ranny israelite
I always knew who he was. I didn't know he was israeli or a convicted pedophile.
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ywah whatever he was never funny and I didn't like his face
Frick I just finished watching Pee-wee's Big Adventure last night too
What should I watch next?
Captain Marvel.
I always confused him for rowan atkinson, tell me I'm not the only one
;_;7
Screaming real loud rigjt now in honor of Peewee and all the wonderful secret words of the day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So sad to see this public masturbator go, the vax claim another one
thanks doc
danke Herr Doktor
RIP
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You guys are doing greattt. By the way Tim Heidecker referenced this episode on his instagram the other day
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Haven't rewatched the movie or series since I was a kid but my parents still have this in the basement
I have that.
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Mekalekahai mekahainiho
Mekalekahai mekachaniho
actual pedo
no this isn't the theater incident
This show was a good premise with bad timing. Wrong place, wrong time. They should try again.
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Didn't he already die couple of years ago?
That was Jambi the genie.
vaxx status?
goodbye sweet prince
>list that's near-entirely "who?"s
died doing what he loved, jacking off in theaters and watching child porn
Do adults actually watch Pee Wee's Playhouse?
Adults watch bluey and my little pony, what do you think?
wasn't it on adult swim at one point?
>takes vax
>dies of "cancer"
many such cases
He got cancer 6 years ago apparently.
Yeah, he did the Norm thing and hid his fight with cancer from the public.
RIP old man
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Big adventure is absolute kino and playhouse was also great
Yeah everyone forgets that David Bowie, Mic Jaggar, and Steven Tyler all banged middle schoolers in the Seventies.
What a time to be alive
Those Freddie Mercury orgies must have been pure debauchery of any hole's a goal and you can bet there were plenty of under 16s there
Source
>both of my grandmas were married at 14 to 20 year olds and started families, stayed married for 60+ years
SICK SICK SICK THEY DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RIDE THE wiener CAROUSAL AND SETTLE DOWN WITH FURBABIES IN THEIR 40S BY THEMSELVES!
The Doors literally have a song that says "Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why"
90% of music bands fricks underage girls
>little girl
Most girls are shorter than 5' 10". Sorry that you manlets can't get this
RIP Pee-wee ;_;7
>makes a licking motion with his tongue and mouth while holding open a gaping red hole with both hands
what did he mean by this?
Goatse actually sounds like the name of Pee-Wee's Playhouse character when you think about it.
Goatse edit when?
RIP
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Frick cancer!!!
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RIP Paul Reubens
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
SAY HI TO LARGE MARGE
RIP NIGERIAN
You were your own thing
Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse!
Did any of you people know Cyndi Lauper sang the theme song, uncredited. yes, she sang the theme song to one of the best tv shows around and did not want any fame from it.
Yep, and that's why i married her.
Themes by Mark Mothersbaugh as well.
DID COWBOY CHRIS BID HIS FAREWELL...LAWRENCE FISHBURNE WAS COWBOY CHRIS
DISREGARD I SUCK wiener...ITS was cowboy curtis
what
i know you are but what am i
a garbage man
RIP Pee-wee, and RIP to the best thing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
>Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Was waiting to see someone post this. Underappreciated performance that you all should see.
watched it just the other day, weird cameo. surprised he never took off big. i remember him being in BLOW and played penguins father in the beginning of batman returns too
he also did the same role, penguin's father, in the series Gotham
Literally better than the show and people can fricking FIGHT me on this.
Didn't he bang a Gypsy in Big Top Peewee? Kids movies were different back then.
He was THE "you aight white boy"
>He was THE "you aight white boy"
just now rejoining the thread, but this was huge.
at his peak, when the black NFL players would showboat in the end zone, they would do the Pee Wee dance.
He guest-starred on 227, I think it was a two-parter
but the big one was video related. it's a canonical hip hop classic, the rapper saying "get busy y'all" and "huh? what?!" has been sampled ad infinitum and all the special dj records with the scratch sounds have them on there.
if you look closely, you can see a very young Ice-T breakdancing in this video
RIP
>CINEMA WANKER
I came here just to make sure Cinemaphile did right by
Pee Wee
literally whom
its okay dude its not your fault you were born in the wrong generation...go back to playing Fortnite
Why couldn't they take someone else??
Why Pee Wee?
Frick God and frick Jesus
pee wee's big adventure will forever be a comfy ass film for 80's and 90's kids
you zoomers will never understand
RIP Paul Reubens
RIP pee wee.
PeeWee and Norm go down in history as two of the funniest frickers to ever live.
resetera is sad so that confirms pedo status
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F. May you find the peace in death that eluded you in life.
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one less pedo
Why is it illegal to fap in a porn theater? What else are you going to do while watching porn?
He either didnt read the fine print on his pact with satan or he pissed off the wrong illuminati members.
Clearly the CIA wanted to silence him for some reason. No one goes after one random guy in a porno theater. That was just the excuse they used because they knew the public would buy it and not ask questions.
>2 hours fresh news
>Boomer dad somehow knew before I did
>Says he heard the news yesterday
What
yeah there was shit on duckduckgo from the 30th, weird.
Apparently he died last night so some outlets probably got the news early
Rest In Peace.
Post rare Pee-wee content.
Anyone that can track down the full version of this song will forever be a hero.
Uhh .. Haha! *Peewee voice*
Wayne White did a lot of the art and designs for Pee Wee's Playhouse and there's some behind the scenes stuff on the creation of it in this doc. such an amazing show. It really inspired me to get more into animation and art.
great content
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Gotta rub one out for my homie
hes riding his bike up in heav-ACK
He meant to do that.
were only 200 posts away from the first post getting bumped off the thread and man thats going to be a treat
RIP. A great comedian
I'm a loner dotty, a rebel.
made his entire career off of aping alfalfa's fit
a true artist.
RIP to a legend
>Pee Wee the movie theater masturbator is more wholesome for kids than all the trans shit that is in modern kids shows
He's jerking it in Gods golden movie theatre boys
All of you are cringe, pathetic, loser NPCs that will never amount anything.
Really glad I'm not worthless like you.
>sticky
Oh no not again Paul
RIP American Mr Bean
Wtf seriously? Bruno Ganz and Albert Finney didn't get a sticky?
pedo
friend of donald the rapist trump
frick this guy
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Free Peewee
Reubens Barichello?
This is crack
Rock coCRACK
It is COOL COOL COOL
THIS IS CRACK
I am sorry guys I am the guy in the thread about scary moments that really shocked you or whatever and I brought up large marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure yesterday and now Paul is dead
Oh frick.
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Literally who?
bye paul ruebens, kid me thought you were very funny no hate x
>pervert
>Jew
>Cinemaphile worships him
Huh?
RIP
>Watch a porn movie
>You are not allowed to jerk off
>go to jack off theater
>get arrested for jacking off to the jack off film
my dad was extremely invested in this and i remember him seething drunk the night this happened
Ask your dad what the frick you're supposed to do in a porn theater if not Jack off
i think that anon is saying his dad was seething that obviously you go to a jackoff theater to jackoff and the arrest was moronic
>another boomer dead
good
I loved that weirdo, rip hehe
dicks out for peewee
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Did boomers really have to get their coats and pants on and go to porn theaters and risk arrest for jacking off to the jack off film?
It’s really about being in public with your fellow jerk offrs
There was no internet to groom kids
It was a different time. Hiding porn at home for the missus to find was risky, so we learned to keep magazines at work, or go out to a place we could jerk off in peace.
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So where’s that doc?
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Watched him a lot as a kid. Came to pay respects.
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Im guessing he would’ve liked too see you a lot as a kid too
who?
WHO ?
Did he rape kids like Hanks and Spielburg ?
I live in Pee Wee's hometown. I'm trying to get a street named after him. I'll tell you how it goes
there's a street with only 5 houses on it, its perfect and it already starts with an R
Jambi! The police are on their way! Hurry! We’ve got to hide these videotapes and this hard drive! *chuckles childishly*
RIP
Anyone know the movie where he is on a jungle throne of sorts at the end? I think it was a cameo, but I turned it on way late into the movie
Big F to Pee Wee.
The ability to enjoy Pee Wee's Big Adventure as a kid is a big indicator whether one will grow up to be a miserable adult or not, even today.
I didn't even know he was sick.
NO SHIT! he kept his cancer from the public for 6 years. he wanted to live his private life in private. nobody knew cept him and his family
>he wanted to live his private life in private
but not his privates in private
What about his wife and kids?
>the goblins trying to slander Paul itt
They actually have a system where they take dead soldiers’ semen and save it for later in Israel
Why isn't he wearing a rainbow shirt? Doesn't seem very accurate.
>It's real.
RIP to a real one.
May you goon hard and nut on the back of a seat wherever you are.
The 1990s r ded
RIP FRICK
>Paul Rubenfeld
>Rubenfeld
Every time!
>cums on the back of your chair
problem goy?
sayonara nigggaaaaaaa
RIP, didn't realize he actually died
Dude was a legend in Buffy.
Neil Cicierega is gonna be crying
If mods had any balls then they would've made this Cinemaphile's background music,
>not Tequila
a danny elfman masterpiece
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DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAAAASSS!!!
Goodnight you big weirdo
Hope you are out there somewhere having further big adventures
Was he autistic?
He died jerking off to the barbie movie.
W000000000
RIP fuentes
>Raquel Welsh not on the missing a sticky list
homosexual
F. I really loved his show and movies when I was a kid. RIP
David letterman DAVID LETTERMAN
Frick Cancer
RIP my man, you were the best
people forget he could slay a nightclub with his standup
Good thread, I use it to image filter all the frog posters
a frog freezer's work is never done
pees wees and fees (formerly pauls)
Would you have gone to the movies with Pee Wee?
Pee wee status?
Another vaxx casualty
He's jacking it in the porno theaters in heaven now...
Looks like Larry Nassar
secretly the greatest role Reubens ever played
looks like that guy from Person of Interest
Do one with him as the live action cat in the hat.
Looks like /k/'s husbando
rip peewee
Why do people like him? Louie Anderson and Gilbert Gotterfield die?
While Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein are still alive?
Our Karma only comes into play at the end, when it's time to be reborn.
I am trying. I'm only using s shitty web based generator. My potato is too PC to generate images itself.
why did boomer americans find him so hilarious? he wasn't
DO YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE PLAYHOUSE IS COOKING?!!!
BEEG SHOW
There's a special place in hell for Vince McMahon.
a daring synthesis
>PEEWEE 3:16
>Left Hand Green
homie puts his right hand down. What did he mean by this?
Ha Ha!
fricking finally a proper sticky. There was 1 month without stickies so I still blame jannies and mods tho
Rip Paul keep jerking on heaven's porn cinemas
Notice how this scene is completely ruined because they constantly feel the need to cut to this moron giggling like a child every 5 seconds. Can't just let it flow.
thats part of the appeal ya dunce
who does it appeal to? braindead manchildren like you?
>OMG HE IS GIGGLING! IT'S SO FUNI LOL!!!
why are you in this thread
I was always curious why low IQs found this guy funny.
That's great you can leave now to go shill for your Barbie goyslop.
Why WHY
Rip
they're dropping like flies, I don't know how much more of this I can take
Must be all that charcoal broiled meat you guys ate
>mfw I found out there's no basement in the Alamo
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This was the most epic-awesome-frickyou way for him to come back after the whole porn theater thing:
LMAO "so... heard any good jokes lately???"
That was the greatest response ever.
>so funny i forgot to laugh
im resurrecting this classic comeback into my parlance from now on
90's bros, I'm with you. rip
Some dude from euphoria just died
Vaxxies dying like flies.
>dude from euphoria
Hunter Schafer?
Nothing wrong with having a tug a the local porno theater.
thought it was drake bell at first who tf is he
He was still alive?
One of the best renaissance painters ever.
RIP Peter Paul Rubens
RIP my childhood loved pee wee
He's roping in piece now.
Rot in piss for introducing me and other children to cynicism at a young age with your stupid fricking movie with fellow drug addicted degenerate Phil Hartman.
>fricking christ didnt the police have anything better to do?
The 90s were a different time
just 21 posts until the first post disappears and the thread becomes incoherent
I haven't refreshed my page yet, here it is
oh, looks like they turned off the auto-purge this time
mods 'R gods
me too
>sticky for 5+ hours
>not even 1000 posts
Cinemaphile is dead
mmm yes thats the stuff
people have a lot on their hands
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he's riding in the clouds now
>OMG ITS YELLOW SNOW!
Rip Peewee 🙁
I will be the 1000th post!
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5 posts left
Rest in peace
RIP in peace, Pee-wee.
I’ll watch Big Adventure tonight in your honor.
Why are there 500 posts about his movie theater masturbation and 0 posts about how he got arrested for child pornography in 2002 and ended up having to plead down to a lesser charge for having vintage photos of nude teenagers.
Because no one gives a frick, jamie lee curtis has naked girls plastered on her walls and she gets cheered and supported by the media for it.
because it was vintage art, it would be like putting people in jail for having Salo on dvd
>Why are there 500 posts about his movie theater masturbation and 0 posts about how he got arrested for child pornography in 2002
The theater bit was funny, the attempt at a kiddie porn charge was a cheap shot
Guy collected a shitload of vintage pornography, he was a coomer when that was hard to do
A rare >1000 post sticky to get more replies in the fippy bippy.
Are europeans suppose to like pee wee or is just truly a unique american experience for americans only?
RIP.
He was suppose to play Flapjack but he never showed at recordings so the creator had to voice him himself.
another almost-voice: roger rabbit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QQ8bPDNNm4
>another almost-voice: roger rabbit
what happened, did he leave or something
Pee-wee was a project that wasn't intended for kids, but they ended up embracing. Pee-wee is a rare kids program that you appreciate more when you're an adult, despite loving genuinely as a child. As this thread demonstrates, it's still pretty misunderstood.
Wasn't he recently cast in some upcoming thing? I feel like we had a thread about him not too long ago.
literally who?
Kys zoomer
You may remember him for his iconic role of jerking off at a dirty movie theater.
lol nobody born in the last 20 years will know anything about that. shutup moron
Nobody born in the last 20 years has any business posting here.
See
>FRANCISSSSSSSSSSSS
can anybody squant pill me on peewee sherman?
i heard he jacked off and coomed on people in the movie theaters.
Where the FRICK can I find the complete series of Pee-Wee's Playhouse in a proper 1080p rip? The only one available on all the regular pirate sites only have a 720p rip, but it came out on blu-ray so what the frick? And no I'm not paying 20+ bucks for each season on amazon video
>1080p rip
>of an NTSC show
It was shot on 35mm film moron. The sky’s the limit on how HD it can get.
here's a torrent
https://www.myspleen.org/details.php?id=50237
too bad the tracker hasn't allowed invites in 10 years
heh based
>60fps
why?
just some moron's edit. he links to the original BD dump that he didn't frick up which is also on myspleen
Look at that snozz
Thought this guys name was Peewee who the frick is Paul?
>moron thinks pee wee is a legit name for a person and not the name of his character that he played because his real name is paul reubens who was born paul rubenfeld and changed his name to reubens as his stage name
goddamn shutup idiot
Oh, I finally get it.
Cinemaphile reduces a person's entire life to their lowest moment, even when it's something that never happened (like Richard Gere and the gerbil.) I was trying to figure out what it was I hate so much about you guys.
who the frick in this thread even cares about him jacking off in a movie theater? your mom is gay.
The jerking off in the porn theater was epic and made Pee Wee a legend as far as I’m concerned.
go back
>I was trying to figure out what it was I hate so much about you guys.
that statement sounds like thinly veiled misandry. it's obvious that what you you really hate is yourself because YWNBAW
personally i think the child porn charge thing (would) have been a bigger deal but
-it happened right around 9/11 so it got no coverage
-it was a bullshit charge that was pretty obviously not actual CP so much that the charge got lowered to misdemeanor, which a DA wouldn't do if someone had an e-z open and shut possession of CP. CP has a pretty specific definition which it has to in order for the supreme court enforced prohibition to be considered congruent with the 1st amendment.
hey, its not a Cinemaphile thing, its a people thing.
You can build 100 bridges, but if you frick one goat in public, you're not a bridge builder, you're a goat fricker.
Dunno, if your realllllly good people ignore that shit. James joyce? You know him because of Ulysses oddesy and his poems, and not his dirty letters to his wife where it turned out that dude had a thing for farts and just a tad of scatological desire.
>“At every f*ck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.”
Damn. Bro
Counterpoint: Catherine the Great died fricking horses.
Enjoying sex with your wife isn't particularly scandalous
Yeah there's sorta a lot of farting in these ones. Like, a lot. If you wanted a world class other to describe to you the sloppy splats and brown stains on the matress in the most elegant manner possible, go for it
wasnt beethoven or Mozart also a scat fetishist? thats just a thing about geniuses though.
The higher your actual intellectual ability, the more you are divorced from your own natural instincts, self preservation, sleep, bathing, appetite for food etc, especially when you're in a creative mode, its only logical that sexual desires would also become warped and unnatural in purpose as a result.
Now im not saying every 2 bit creep with a wierd fetish is some sort of genius, im just saying that out of the large pool of geniuses out there, most of them are wierdos who wont be having kids anytime soon.
I think it's all relative and the real definition of 'genius' is just an unusual method of thinking/brain function compared to the vast majority. It seems 'genius' to society because it sees the world very different and therefore can think in ways most can't and come up with solutions no one would think of. It goes to follow lots of other things about their process would be bizarre too.
Mozart may have been, or maybe he just thought it was funny to joke about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology
ill never forget his awesome death in buffy the vampire slayer
Literally WHO
RIP
Why does Hollywood want to get ride of their funny people so early?
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For me, it's getting arrested for jerking off at an adult theater, like what else are you supposed to do at one HEE HEE.
Cowboy Curtis is next, better say your goodbye's Lawuverance
Rest in Peace.
He'll be paging Mr Herman from heaven now
Damn only 70. Frick cancer
he was a fricking kid
Rest in Peace King.
He wasn't a gay enabler.
>gay enabler.
Damn...I haven't heard that phrase since the WBBC was last relevant, a fricking decade ago
It's a classic
?t=432
Oh, so you and him have a lot on common then
Bill Murray is next
Don't know who he is but rip
I loved Peewee, Globey, and Chairey.
Pee Wee Herman was relevant to Americans all the up to the 2010s you mega zoomer. I wouldn't doubt that most zoomers were introduced to Pee Wee when Adult Swim aired reruns on their block back in the 2000s.
I can hear my best friend of 30 years wailing on the other coast. He was a big Peewee and Paul Reubens fan. I liked Peewee well enough, but he was the real fan and has even done up parts of his house with his girlfriend to look like the old playhouse.
And I remember, as a little kid, getting confused at the end of many Peewee episodes. "Peewee! Why are you leaving!? There's still people in your house! How are they going to stay entertained! You can't leave your guests behind!"
Grandma was right, gettin old does suck.
>Jacking off in a porno theater is le bad!
pee wee herman show always made me sad in a melancholy way when the ending sequence started. upset it was ending, but glad i was able to watch. like a good anime outro. rest in peace
Literally same. Idk why it elicited this feeling. Any scientific answer here?
literally and unironically whom
The israeli Bill Cosby, jerk offd in a theater instead of drugging women
>homosexual zoomers don't know who pee wee was
>gets upset theyre left out once again
>checks Wikipedia for any Dibble of TMZ gossipy bullshit they can latch onto to make their little jab comment in the sticky
Should no shit be a bannable offense.
name 3
im a boomer i just dont watch 3rd world tv shows
You can't be a boomer unless you're american
Pee Wee's Big Adventure is one of my favorite movies. Good night, sweet prince.
The wierd part is the movie came before the tv series and it's the whole reason he got the show. That just feels like completely backwards of how it would normally work, you get a big budget movie BECAUSE of having a successful tv show. He was a stage performer with the character before the movie.
rest in piss
fake and gay. a reputable news media would refer to him as "his pal"
It was vintage porn and it was dismissed.
>CINEMA WANKER
no idea who is this, but looks like a nonce
Eh it's kinda up in the air and at the end of the day, they dropped the charges because it was way too ambiguous, and I mean in the "does a 500 year old fountain statue of a child peeing count as child pornography?" level of ambiguous.
RIP
Remember Cinemaphile, the secret word of the day is: Cancer.
And you know what to do when anyone says the secret word, right? SCREAM REAL LOUD!
And the rat race guy died today? Wew. No Idea who that euphoria lamer is tho
breckin meyer died too?
Ye
sheeeiiit +1 for dead cumskin storage
Damn, RIP
>only one thread for Pee Wee
>many many threads for Euphoria star "McDonalds Angus" aged 25
but, pee wee got a sticky because hes more important than your shitty netflix special actor
>Zoomers love Black folk who star in a filthy degenerate TV show more than a man who starred as a timeless character that spanned many shows and movies and is beloved by millions
Who knew
Meanwhile Cinemaphile had a sticky up earlier today about some gacha girl lol
>watch porn
>wtf why is he jerking off
Seriously, what did they expect?
Rip. Grew up on him as a child. Regards from Cinemaphile
>Cinemaphile goes nuts over a post that was clearly workshopped in a bunch of other threads for maximum updootles
You’re all pathetic.
>2 minute gap between the OP and 1st post
There was so much time someone could have fricked this up
>8
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He is cycling in heaven
he tell me to say no to crack
Vax status?
Terminal
you fricking morons he had cancer way before the goddamn covid thing. he was battling it 6 years. frickoff with this vax shit moron
Kinda sad he died tbqh. He was always a decent guy
Episode 1
Thanks you. Saved me some torrenting. I still love the Christmas special, I watch it multiple times every christmas/
Another nepotimistic hack. Boomers thought this guy was funny...and white, lol
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Still upset that Conchetta Farrell didn't get the pin
goodbye boys and girls ;_;
rest in peace
Really feel for this guy for some reason, he was an incel despite his fame.
Wrong. He fricked and sucked many women despite his homosexual appearance. Turns out chicks like funny guys who would have guessed
SNEED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHH HE SAID THE SECRET WORD
hes theatre jacking up there with the big man now
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
wtf was his problem?
You may be cool, but you’ll never be Pee Wee Herman hanging out with Rodney Dangerfield and David Lee fricking Roth cool.
Someone shop this so Rodney Dangerfield is Epstein for the luls.
ERNEST IN THE ISLAND?!
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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what did it feel like to die?
You will find out in 10 minutes.
"I'm the luckiest boy in the world!!!!"
See you later spaceboy or whatever that moot fellow said
Reminder that you're more likely to be raped by a Republican congressman in a public bathroom than a homosexual, transgender or drag queen.
It's facts, thought this thread needed it
Funny. Huh, based on convictions, what american president is most likely to sexually assault you?
None of them?
I'd go with the one with two convictions of sexual assault, honestly
And who is that?
George Washington, of course
Probably the same one that said he wanted to frick his underage daughter.
Absolutely garbage bait, 0.5/8
Warren "Gangsta" Hardening he was banging jailbait in the oval office closet.
Nice fanfiction.
even more so a religious community leader or an internet celebrity.
>Republican congressman
>homosexuals
>Troons
>Drag Queens
Good thing I hate all of those things anon, another one for the woodchipper including you.
>Republican congressman in a public bathroom than a homosexual
Pretty sure fricking another guy makes you a gay.
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At the end of every episode of PeeWee's Playhouse, he would pull a lever and his scooter would come out of the wall. A certain song would start playing and I would get so bummed because I knew the episode was about to end. Then he would say goodbye and drop that day's Secret Word one last time.
He was legit a positive influence on my childhood.
Why is this the only show I've seen people get universally bummed about ending each episode. The frick was up with that. Was there something subliminal there?
Not many shows have a "Well I'm leaving now. Bye, kids" at the end. Mr. Roger's Neighborhood did it too and it had the same effect on me
Hm. I guess you're right.
Still hurts
Don't worry, he still squirts in heaven now. Sorry, I'm beating these out as fast as I can since the threads as dead as his career
>At the end of every episode of PeeWee's Playhouse, he would pull a lever and his scooter would come out of the wall. A certain song would start playing and I would get
bummed because I knew he would drop that day's Secret Word one last time.
>He was legit a positive influence on my childhood
Wow people are dumb
Does literally nobody understand both sides of the "he's allowed a life" and "he was a children's entertainer" argument or am I the only one with more than 100 IQ
Nope, just you. You're the only smart person
Half the thread is filled with people defending this argument. The other half are zoomers who weren't even alive when he pulled an Abe Lincon on the guy in the theater seat in front of him.
He never had kids or married, you guys think he was a flambé?
No, I think he came up with that character in the late 1970s because he was so macho.
Come on, this guy sucked more dicks than McDonald's makes hamburgers.
Pee wee was perverted at first, looking up skirts
later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines, and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[1] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[29] Reubens said that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography he considered to be innocent art, and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was, in fact, a judgmental point of view. Reubens described the nude images as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts
>ruebans face when they bought it
I'm so fricking glad Gene Wilder was never exposed as a creep in his lifetime.
He wasn't a kiddie diddler but he wrote erotic novels, including the classic "My French prostitute".
You see shit on this site daily that’s worse, frick off
No one here made a career over being a childlike star, lmao
You don’t have a career, you’re just a manchild
Yeah, that's exactly my point. I'm not on TV, talking your kids, I'm doing it from the park
I dont pay money and colect it
Kino
Do you guys think he frequented waterparks with flowriders to see little boy pee pees for free? Back when I was little, there was a scandal at my local waterpark because some old man paid the flowrider guy to mess with the wave speed to make sure that boys lost their pants while he filmed them from the sidelines.
He won.
All boards report!
F for hee-hee man
RIP Pee Wee!
RIP, you fantastic wanker.
What the h*ck
>doing the sjw word censor
Go back
Don't tell him what to do, you donut.
>SIR! STOP SIR! YOU CANNOT HAVE A WANK WHILE WATCHING THE WANK MOVIE IN THE WANK THEATER, SICK FRICK
Its common etiquette, you don't wank at the time you're watching porn with the lads do you? You do it later
homie me and my friends jerked it next to each other and grew up passing around girls and sometimes double teaming them, that's just good friendship.
correct, you don't go to the porno theater either, its incredibly sus
>Oh
Good night, sweet prince.
Rip pee wee frick cancer
>Tony Bennet
>Sinead O'Connor
>Pee Wee Herman
>Angus Cloud
We need two more for the harvest.
>Sticky is over
Damn.
THEY TOOK THE STICKY DOWN. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
Guess Janny finally cleaned that chair, huh
>not Even up for 12 hours
Good God, I hate zoomers
Some of my most early formative memories were watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Don’t remember a time before knowing who he was and appreciated his work throughout all my life. RIP Pee Wee.
Rest in peace, Pee Wee.
Love you.
Last for Large Marge is funny and gays who got scared of it are pussies
Yeah, pussy ass 5-9 year olds.
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WHERE'S THE STICKY